/SMG/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.25107312]

POO edition
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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[Anonymous No.25107329]

i hate niggers

[Anonymous No.25107359]

OP

[Anonymous No.25107380]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.25107406]

>>25107312
merry christmas bros, probably won't be here tomorrow since i have people that love me.

[Anonymous No.25107415]

Can someone explain what a "call" option is?

[Anonymous No.25107422]

This Canadian kid really pissed off some Indians holy shit

[Anonymous No.25107423]

Sirs

[Anonymous No.25107424]

SNEEDFUL MCLEAFUL WHY DID YOU POST YOUR FACE SIR?

Why are Canadians so retarded, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.25107434]

>>25107415
you think the price is going to up before a certain date

[Anonymous No.25107442]

You guys bought GIK and THBR yesterday like I told you to right?

[Anonymous No.25107444]

Thinking about buying some MARA and VALE calls tomorrow just in case.

[Anonymous No.25107451]

OCUGEN $10 EOY, I AM NOT INDIAN I SWEAR

[Anonymous No.25107453]

Is ADMS still a go? PDUFA date for their Parkinson's drug is Feb 1st.

[Anonymous No.25107455]

Just wondering but most of you guys aren't ACTUALLY racist right? I see some ironic funny jokes from time to time like about Indians and other people of color but I refuse to believe you guys are actually serious haha.

I came from reddit back when the pandemic just started and was pretty cooped up, lost a shitton of money on CLF though

[Anonymous No.25107462]

>>25107434
you just buy it like a stonk right?

[Anonymous No.25107467]

>>25107415
Bog call

[Anonymous No.25107472]

>>25107415
An option to buy. Its your option, your call.

[Anonymous No.25107474]

I think I'd actually rather be a nigger or a a paki than an Indian.

[Anonymous No.25107483]

Up 6% today with UUUU and GHIV. CX starting to see some action too. I just had to trim some fat and turn it into cash. Its been a bad month so far.

[Anonymous No.25107490]

>>25107406
>Imagine thinking your forced family time with mom is cool. Imagine being smug on Indian basket weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.25107494]

Name a more soi phrase than "santa rally" or "santa claus rally" relating to stocks
I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.25107500]

Missed opportunities?
Cheap Japanese uranium destroys your hopes?
No life besides the stock market?
Tried to short Tesla?
Indian shills?
No christmas rally?
A crack whore in your appartment?
Missed the bitcoin pump?
Bombed out portfolio?
GOOD

[Anonymous No.25107505]

>>25107455
>Just wondering but most of you guys aren't ACTUALLY racist right?
I'm only telling you this because it's Christmas Eve here, nigger.
No, I'm not really.

[Anonymous No.25107509]

>>25107415
The option to call your grandparents every now and then, you ungrateful bastard.

[Anonymous No.25107511]

>>25107472
>>25107434
thanks for answering, btw

[Anonymous No.25107517]

>>25107455
groups are judged in groups, individuals are judged as individuals. simple as

[Anonymous No.25107520]

>>25107455
Die in lava, dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.25107523]

>>25107474
pakis are indian

[Anonymous No.25107538]

>>25107494
PENT UP DEMAND

[Anonymous No.25107541]

That dump truck crack whore ass tho

[Anonymous No.25107552]

>>25107455
I'm not racist but I do hate Indians

[Anonymous No.25107562]

>>25107462
no not at all but i can answer questions but if youre asking i dont think you should hop onto calls unless you just have 200 bucks you dont care about

>>25107490
i cant imagine how sad someone has to be to humble brag on 4chan. posting your portfolio sure but come on

[Anonymous No.25107572]

>>25107455
I'm ironically racist against pajeets in the same way they ironically live ankle deep in cow shit.

[Anonymous No.25107574]

>>25107511
Deposit me some Monero

[Anonymous No.25107579]

Did you guys know that both pornhub and xvideos wiped out their entire crackwhore porn collection? I'm not even kidding, my go to search terms like streetwalkers, crackwhores, crackheads etc etc have all been wiped. It only shows me older videos I've already seen.

[Anonymous No.25107590]

>>25107541
Hey, people gotta eat. Even if that means ass.

[Anonymous No.25107602]

Apparently I bought some BMY $65 calls expiring in February and I literally cannot remember making the buy.

[Anonymous No.25107606]

>>25107455
I think this is pasta but ill bite.
I love black and any ehtnic poc.
I hate PAJEETS and i hate NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.25107612]

>>25107538
Panties?

[Anonymous No.25107622]

JVA

[Anonymous No.25107623]

i think sony is going to build a better ev then apple.

[Anonymous No.25107627]

>>25107579
there are plenty of other sites for that

[Anonymous No.25107629]

>>25107574
what's your social security number?

>>25107562
I got like $400 bucks put i'm probably gonna buy a ps5 with it

[Anonymous No.25107632]

>Serial Killer Anon is back
Unsure if this is bullish or bearish but regardless I am happy to see our local psychopath back.

[Anonymous No.25107635]

Missed the U.S recovery plays?, Want a do over?, Want exposure to renewable energy and the aviation,power industries? Do you want to make easy money by just "buy it and forget"? Do you want to bag a shat load of shares without spending a load of green? Do you have a long way to go till retirement from your shat job? If the answer is "Yes" to all or some of the above then hit up RYCEY on Thursday with haste.

[Anonymous No.25107644]

>>25107455
No, just sexist

[Anonymous No.25107666]

>>25107644
Based.

[Anonymous No.25107675]

>>25107635
>RYCEY
i already did

[Anonymous No.25107683]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TO ALL MY HATERS
EAT A FAT FUCKING WEE WEE
105% IN A DAY EASIEST MONEY OF MY FUCKING LIFE
AVGR IS MY TICKET OUT OF WAGIE VIL RIGHT TO YOUR MOMS HOUSE

[Anonymous No.25107701]

>>25107455
>I came from reddit back when the pandemic just started
Go back

[Anonymous No.25107703]

>>25107622
Thank you for good information. I got rich today and wish to bless you. Thank you for great stock. Good company, good magic beans of wealth. Friend now with me

[Anonymous No.25107708]

>>25107455
I wasn't racist but the blatantly anti-white leftism pushed by the media and large corporations have made me incredibly racist. There is literally nothing wrong with hating niggers, and white flight IS the answer.

[Anonymous No.25107709]

MVIS sell off was on low vol

[Anonymous No.25107724]

Any chance NIO will be the Tesla of 2021 in terms of growth

[Anonymous No.25107729]

Can someone actually shill me something that is typically missed by MSG but is a comfy hold? Im really just looking for something to hold for the next 10-20 years. PLS dont say tsla

[Anonymous No.25107739]

>>25107632

last time he was here, November train started and ive been crabbing ever since.

bullish January confirmed.

[Anonymous No.25107744]

>>25107729
BX unironically

[Anonymous No.25107746]

>>25107729
TSM is the best boomer forever hold, period

[Anonymous No.25107747]

>>25107729
>10-20 years
At that point just do VT.

[Anonymous No.25107770]

>>25107729
>one stock
>for the next 10-20yrs
buy VTI or VOO

[Anonymous No.25107785]

>>25107729
Unironically PLTR

[Anonymous No.25107797]

Thinking about throwing 1k on each of F and RYCEY. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.25107803]

>>25107729
>10-20 years
unironically Palantir. Im not shiling it - i just sold it

[Anonymous No.25107809]

>>25107635
Based Royalist

[Anonymous No.25107814]

>>25107797
Why would you ever do that

[Anonymous No.25107824]

Dumb question, but why are emerging markets such a bad investment? You'd think with middle class growth in two digits there's gonna be tons of good opportunities, but almost every single good investment is in the US. Why?

[Anonymous No.25107825]

got some TTCF at WM today gonna give it a try and see if it's worth jumping into

[Anonymous No.25107829]

>>25107770
Ok not one comfy hold, and maybe more like 3-5 years :^), mostly just SMG comfy picks, not needfuls

[Anonymous No.25107835]

>>25107329
niggers were in the wehrmacht

[Anonymous No.25107839]

>>25107729
Really hate to be the third faggot to say it, but PLTR

[Anonymous No.25107848]

>>25107797
rycey is okay i got some money in there i dont feel too bad about but i think steel is better than most the shit here and maybe uuuu

[Anonymous No.25107849]

>>25107824

no guarantee of return or revenue

[Anonymous No.25107853]

>>25107824
minorities

[Anonymous No.25107855]

>>25107635
>Shares outstanding 8.3 billion

Wtf?

[Anonymous No.25107857]

>>25107835
that's why they lost

[Anonymous No.25107870]

>>25107709
anon you got dumped on get ready for another -15%

[Anonymous No.25107873]

>>25107824
Large cap US companies are ALREADY exposure to foreign markets.

[Anonymous No.25107874]

Raise your hand if your biggest gains today came courtesy of Ryan Cohen.

[Anonymous No.25107887]

>>25107729
ENIC. Chilean power company that is a natural monopoly. More people in Chile will be using electricity in 10-20 years than now, so you have growth and utility companies are very easy holds anyways.

[Anonymous No.25107894]

treat your portfolio like a high yield savings account and let it grow

[Anonymous No.25107902]

>>25107744
shill
>>25107746
i get this one a lot. Buying every dip
>>25107747
I want something new tech. Not nio garbage or pltgay . Im thinking Phone gaming, Or anything with mobile phones even znga has a MASSIVE potential upside

[Anonymous No.25107910]

>>25107874
Ryan Cohen getting his Twitter verified is low key bullish because it means he intends to use it

[Anonymous No.25107917]

>>25107894
I prefer exponential wealth.

[Anonymous No.25107923]

>>25107635
UK is utterly fucked. No thank you.

[Anonymous No.25107926]

[Anonymous No.25107934]

>>25107902
Cope

[Anonymous No.25107942]

>>25107770
Buy the VTI dip?

[Anonymous No.25107953]

>>25107926
New Gushers look cool.

[Anonymous No.25107962]

>>25107910
this man is a fucking genius i couldnt sleep last night and just kept thinking about how this fag bought millions of dollars worth of gme and it just skyrockets right after. this man made enough money for all my dreams to come true in a day while i make like 200 dollars of the shit

[Anonymous No.25107963]

>>25107455
I'm black, white, hispanic and god knows what else. I'm racist towards all races, because all of you are DEGENS. Each fucking "race" is retarded in some way and no one is able to address it. Give me a race and I'll tell you something good and bad about them.

[Anonymous No.25107971]

>>25107824
>lower liquidity
>more currency and inflation risk
>higher variance in political and economic risk
>harder to value
>harder to access
>generally lower quality, less transparent companies

[Anonymous No.25108010]

AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK I KEEP SEEING THESE PORTFOLIOS THAT GO FROM like 3k to make it money

GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.25108023]

I'm yuropoor and looking for a broker, how is XTB?

[Anonymous No.25108037]

>>25108010
define 'make it money'

[Anonymous No.25108050]

>>25108037
enough to buy a house or at least most the way there thats literally all i want and then i dont care

[Anonymous No.25108054]

>>25108010
post some of them

[Anonymous No.25108068]

>>25107963
Swedish Norwegian rastas

[Anonymous No.25108075]

>>25108010
don't look at awice's twitter
the dude's pnl is in the millions (green and red) every single day

[Anonymous No.25108083]

>>25108054
its on wsb. god fucking damn it i hope boomer steel stocks do the same thing soon

[Anonymous No.25108105]

>>25108050
define 'enough to buy a house or at least most of the way there'
im not buying a fucking house until i can buy something thats not a shit shack (meaning, 1m+ minimum)

[Anonymous No.25108126]

>>25107971
>>25107824
Also dilution
https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=245438

[Anonymous No.25108137]

>>25108105
>im not buying a fucking house until i can buy something thats not a shit shack (meaning, 1m+ minimum)

[Anonymous No.25108145]

>>25107683
>AVGR

[Anonymous No.25108154]

>>25108010
yeah but that's like watching people play russian roulette or some shit, i'd just go to vegas because it would be more fun and i would be more notorious

[Anonymous No.25108164]

>>25107910
That's some quality DD anon, seriously. You don't get that on Cramer.

[Anonymous No.25108175]

>>25107312
>>25107312
Could I make a living by just swing trading the highs and lows of the DOW?

[Anonymous No.25108177]

Lol, there's just two things holding RYCEY down. Brexit and Covid. To be honest covid is worse. They've had a whole year to prepare for brexit and to figure out any downsides (ie: loss of profit) depending on which way the deal ended up. Covid; just got dropped in the lap. However covid is getting stamped out with each cure shot and vaccine roll out (they've said today that the mutant strain can be killed)

[Anonymous No.25108207]

>>25108137
you couldn't even come close to building your own decent house under that much let's be realistic here, you really want to live in some run down buttfucked-in piece of shit from the 70s?

[Anonymous No.25108215]

why didn't you buy GIK?

[Anonymous No.25108225]

>>25108207
i can buy a fucking awesome looking house around 300k in south florida its just small better then the shit i live in now

[Anonymous No.25108246]

>>25108177
Do airbus and Boeing both use rr engines?

[Anonymous No.25108253]

>>25108164
Kek

[Anonymous No.25108262]

>>25108105
Bro if you're paying 1 million or more for a house you're getting ripped off. Semi-rural is the place to be. Buy land, build your own house, parcel off the rest over time as it grows in value to developers. Easy peezy.

[Anonymous No.25108295]

>>25108246
Put it like this; They are number 2 for engines. GE is number 1.

[Anonymous No.25108339]

>>25108295
MTU

[Anonymous No.25108342]

vale has a 24.50 price target from jpm

[Anonymous No.25108349]

>>25108262
'decent' meaning
>3-4 car garage
>4-5 bedrooms
>yard with scenery
>no neighbors in sight
>no highway noise
>within 30 minutes of town

[Anonymous No.25108419]

>>25108349
Having more than two cars is retarded. Why not buy a boat instead if you actually want a depreciating asset that's fun?

[Anonymous No.25108422]

>>25108342
we know that's why we all bought a random huehue company

[Anonymous No.25108449]

>>25108422
so i just wait?

[Anonymous No.25108454]

>>25107455
>Calls to be from le'dd'it
>Trys to trick people into being racist by connecting leddit to antiracism
High quality reverse switcheroo bait

[Anonymous No.25108466]

>>25108419
i need space to work on 1 car and grow weed, not store 4 cars

[Anonymous No.25108505]

>>25108466
Makes sense. You can put a but in there too I guess.

[Anonymous No.25108506]

>>25107312
Someone answer >>25108175 please

[Anonymous No.25108521]

I'm buying into BFARF again, don't even try to stop me

[Anonymous No.25108538]

>issue X billion debt at <1%
>use debt for buybacks and maybe some capex
>value of equity increases by around X billion
>added value of shares inflates faster than interest payments
>rollover debt at same or lower rates
>you pay next to nothing for unending growth
Cheap debt breaks the system doesn't it.

[Anonymous No.25108550]

>>25108506
you can make a living trading the highs and lows of anything dumbo. But you wont

[Anonymous No.25108560]

>>25107835
fucking nigger-loving nazis

[Anonymous No.25108578]

>>25108506
Do you know which way it's going tomorrow?

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.25108604]

psth will do acquisition soon maybe

[Anonymous No.25108611]

will vale and clf calls be one of those things that goes fucking insane and everyone is posting crazy gains?

[Anonymous No.25108627]

>>25108538
What's broken about that?
Money flows to places it can be turned into productivity.

[Anonymous No.25108643]

>>25108538
>Cheap debt breaks the system doesn't it.
Absolutely
Everyone starts spending money on retarded shit

[Anonymous No.25108684]

my stock went up bigly today but im not gonna jinx it and tell you about it.

[Anonymous No.25108709]

Blessed Colonnade SPAC. Still time to buy friends, still time to buy. Very very good.

[Anonymous No.25108724]

>>25108627
It feels broken because there are still people buying these bonds at next to 0 YTM. Imagine if they, like AMZN, just bought the equity instead.
What's going on? I don't think the Fed corporate debt backstop is that powerful.

[Rajeev Misra No.25108799]

Kindly buy SVFAU sirs,,,,,,,,,,softbank SPAC sirs;,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, its free money....,

[Anonymous No.25108819]

>>25107538
blue ball market

[Anonymous No.25108868]

>>25107917
I don't know how to short crypto.

[Anonymous No.25108878]

>>25108175
Sell premarket, wait 3 hours and buy the dip. Colonnade and abortion stick by Bilinda Gate longview very good
Yes

[Anonymous No.25108895]

>>25108262
people think a 4 bedroom should go for 1.2M in places like california or new york. In reality you can get a 4 bedroom lakefront property for like 200k literally anywhere else
I was shocked when I moved to indiana how stupidly cheap it was. You can get a 2 bedroom slightly fixer upper for like 5k

[Anonymous No.25108905]

>>25108684
Come on bro, our secret

[Anonymous No.25108906]

What do you call this pattern?
Also how the fuck do I get out of this mess.

[Anonymous No.25108920]

>>25107455
>Just wondering but most of you guys aren't ACTUALLY racist right?
What's wrong with that? What are you, brain damaged?

[Anonymous No.25108929]

>>25108578
>>25108578
Why would that matter?
>buy DOW at $30k
>sell at $30,200
>buy again at $30,000 or less
>repeat
This is literally foolproof

[Anonymous No.25108953]

Just wondering but most of you guys aren't ACTUALLY racist right? I see some ironic funny jokes from time to time like about Indians and other people of color but I refuse to believe you guys are actually serious haha.

I came from reddit back when the pandemic just started and was pretty cooped up, lost a shitton of money on PLTR though

[Anonymous No.25108972]

>>25108906
Colonaid stock sir. Very rich very quick. Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.25108980]

FAGS

IM POOR

[Anonymous No.25108995]

>>25108953
Yes I am actually unironically really racist.

[Anonymous No.25108997]

>>25108521
I’m gonna buy more too.

[Anonymous No.25109018]

>>25108878
The only pajeet here is you making the same post every time someone mentions the word SPAC

[Anonymous No.25109028]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25109030]

>>25108724
They traded returns for priority. AMZN is about as reliable as a freaking government to stick around so a lot of shit has to hit a lot of fans before bondholders are left bagholding.
Slightly less shit hitting the fan will screw the stock-holders.
It's win-win-win, Amazon and bond holders and stock holders all just have different priorities on how much they value returns versus safety.

[Anonymous No.25109039]

Why is lgvw mooning

[Anonymous No.25109052]

>>25107312
I only have $50 to my name, shill me a few penny stocks to make that into $100

[Anonymous No.25109053]

>bought Tsla Monday @ 666
Can someone say something to assuage my anxiety?

[Anonymous No.25109062]

>>25108906
We are opposites .

[Anonymous No.25109073]

>>25109018
You dont like money? Stay poor amerifat. In India I am rich and you poor. Fuck you

[Anonymous No.25109090]

>>25109062
Bro, give me a gmail or something and help me escape.

[Anonymous No.25109092]

Realizing the absolute scope of just how commoditized american news is, is giving me a mental breakdown. Literally everything's bought and paid for, I doubt I've actually been told anything important my entire life.

[Anonymous No.25109093]

>>25109053
Don't worry bro, pets.com is a winner in this market.

[Anonymous No.25109114]

>>25109092
OUTRAGE is the hottest commodity in the social media space

[Anonymous No.25109117]

>>25109073
bro he's from sri lanka wtf

[Anonymous No.25109172]

>>25107870
My cost is 7. Big pump tmrw

[Anonymous No.25109195]

>>25108037
a bajillion

[Anonymous No.25109198]

>>25109117
Cry more fat. You are disgrace to mom. I all in SPACs and you all in shit stocks. Idiot

[Anonymous No.25109210]

>>25109052
OPTI

[Anonymous No.25109250]

Cunny!!!

[Anonymous No.25109263]

Watching UUUU moon along with picking up Moderna this morning made for an excellent day. Am I retarded for wanting to hold UUUU longer than Moderna?

[Anonymous No.25109280]

>>25109250
UU~UU~

[Anonymous No.25109286]

when cohen bought shares recently how much money did that cost?

[Anonymous No.25109290]

>>25109052
just get a $35 call expiring 12/31 for GME, should run you about 50 bucks for 2

[Anonymous No.25109298]

GHIV is taking a nap, but tomorrow morning it wakes up

[Anonymous No.25109310]

>>25109298
Based

[Rajeev Misra No.25109317]

>>25109062
>>25108906
i call this pattern 'the eternal 3 figure unless he goes all in on OPTI at market open tomorrow'

[Anonymous No.25109346]

>>25109250
How do I invest in this

[Anonymous No.25109353]

>there's actually people here with three digit portfolios
very bearish

[Anonymous No.25109364]

>>25109039
no one here knows

[Anonymous No.25109366]

Craving a McChicken. Bout to Uber eats some McDonald’s. You want anything? It’s so fucking easy

[Anonymous No.25109372]

Bitcoins not looking healthy boys. I'm getting bad vibes right now, tomorrows gonna be a shit show in the market

[Anonymous No.25109387]

>>25109090
That’s a no can do man.

>>25109317
Hey man I literally have more money in the bank but I’m too scared to lose it all.

[Anonymous No.25109405]

>>25107455
Of course we're actually racist, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.25109412]

>>25109039

Big news soon.

[Anonymous No.25109456]

>>25107455
die hook nose jannie simp. also CLF spiked today you didn’t lose $$$ because you panicked did you anon!??

[Anonymous No.25109461]

>>25107312

kind of off topic but for the last couple of years ive been asking for a credit limit increase, been always denied, last week i put $100 into my robinhood account and magically my cc gets a $1,000 credit increase. why? coincidence or do (((they))) know?

[Anonymous No.25109466]

how the fuck do you lose money on clf

[Anonymous No.25109498]

>>25107500
got me to lol

[Anonymous No.25109509]

>>25109466
oh wait i figured it out he bought weeklys and its crabbed for a month

[Anonymous No.25109530]

what meme should i buy into? uuuu seems a little late along with everything else

[Anonymous No.25109541]

should i go all in clf? clf chad did it i need to stop being pussy im never gonna get anywhere investing a couple thousand

[Anonymous No.25109546]

ARKK

[Anonymous No.25109583]

>>25109530
GRG

[Anonymous No.25109587]

>>25109541
Just smoke Fat dabs and lose 50% of your braincells and your stocks will go up, midwit

[Anonymous No.25109605]

>>25109346
UUUU

[Anonymous No.25109606]

>>25109587
ill up the ante and do more drugs

for real though weed cures brain cells retard

[Anonymous No.25109622]

probably time to liquidate some winning positions., im getting antsy at how euphoric/greedy everyone else is

[Anonymous No.25109643]

lel this dude on reddit diamond handed a negative stock for 8 months and ended with +5%

[Anonymous No.25109648]

Oh shit did anyone look at the 10 year treasury? Its skyrocketing jesus. Do you think they'll actually cap it and let equity pump like this?

[Anonymous No.25109668]

>>25108154
this thought process is fud and normie bait to keep them away from the market. proper research of intrinsic value and hyoe, light TA, and sentiment analysis of a company is all you need to make money

im up 400% this year and i dont buy options. only shares and i started in sept

[Anonymous No.25109684]

>>25109622

Everyone is fearful and awaiting a crash.

[Anonymous No.25109696]

>this is your god

[Anonymous No.25109701]

think im going to mcdonalds soon too bros

[Anonymous No.25109718]

is mcdonalds open on christmas

[Anonymous No.25109726]

>>25109648
People were speculating YCC would come in at 1% but there's a lot less reason and backing to now. Harder to justify now that Wuflu isn't as big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.25109727]

OPTI to $1 EoY!

[Anonymous No.25109731]

>>25109684
ppl who know anything about the market are worries, normies are high on their winnings it seems

[Anonymous No.25109732]

>>25109701
get me borger pls

[Anonymous No.25109736]

>baba

[Anonymous No.25109740]

>>25109290
What’s a “call”?

[Anonymous No.25109756]

>>25108604
I've been drinking the leddit koolaid thinking it'll be stripe but nothing ever good happens so its probably gonna be fucking pedo jared's subway or some boomer shit.

[Anonymous No.25109758]

should I buy $500 in GME calls?

[Anonymous No.25109808]

>>25108929
Why are you asking the question if you've already made the decision to do it?

[Anonymous No.25109818]

>>25109732
sure thing, anybody else? i'll be leaving in the next 30 minutes or so

[Anonymous No.25109858]

post losses

>>25109758
yes buy after a 30% in 2 day run

[Anonymous No.25109863]

>>25109740
a contract to purchase 100 shares of GME on 12/31 for 35 dollars each. its guaranteed 500% returns with no risk

[Anonymous No.25109895]

>>25109863
>with no risk
what if Q4 sucks ass and Cohen walks

[Anonymous No.25109903]

>>25109758
buy fcel call too. Very good

[Anonymous No.25109928]

>>25109727
True

[Anonymous No.25109931]

nobody expects GME to go up thats why it goes up
>it already went up so must go down ooga booga
you are why GME goes up

[Anonymous No.25109938]

>>25109863
>its guaranteed 500% returns with no risk
So you’re telling me I can just invest in calls and I’ll be guaranteed to make money? How the fuck is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.25109944]

>>25109895
q4 wont suck but yeah sony needs to hurry the fuck up and produce ps5s faster jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.25109962]

>>25109684
Most people are still greedy.

https://money.cnn.com/data/fear-and-greed/

[Anonymous No.25109972]

>>25109643
you got to figure how much he would have lost in addition to that gain though right?

[Anonymous No.25109973]

coom posters died then GME went up.

[Anonymous No.25109977]

>>25109938
well look at clf.

expected growth of 840% next year, 17b revenue with 5b market cap, and steel prices are reaching 2008 levels. dont know anything more guaranteed then that

[Anonymous No.25109988]

>>25109938
yes, options are a very safe bet. If GME opens at 22 tomorrow, it'll go up 10%, and for each dollar more it'll go higher
you literally can't lose money on an OTM option

[Anonymous No.25109998]

>>25109972
he had one moon right at the end and it was up 5% total he made like 500 bucks lmao

[Anonymous No.25110005]

Alright GMEbros what's the plan? We keep holding? I've been fucked over a few times by not selling but I don't feel like selling...

[Anonymous No.25110018]

>>25109456
You absolutely know he did

[Anonymous No.25110038]

>>25109938
dude just trust me

[Anonymous No.25110041]

>>25107729
BABA

[Anonymous No.25110049]

>>25107415
It's when you call your broker (female)

[Anonymous No.25110068]

>>25110005
It's a game of prisoner's dilemma at this point

[Anonymous No.25110071]

>>25109998
yeah i'm saying add that to his loss though if he had pulled out because then whatever he gained afterward might still leave him in the negative. I'd almost rather wait sometimes then have to deal with that feeling, it fucks. I was down about 5 percent on monday, now up 1 percent and I had to switch my game up so I should have been up a lot more than 1. Taking losses sucks, also fuck crypto at 4 am dipping.

[Anonymous No.25110094]

>>25110068
Yup, and I'm pretty fucking sure I have stockholm syndrome at this point

[Anonymous No.25110109]

>>25109962
this was at 92 3 weeks ago and nothing happened kek

[Anonymous No.25110111]

>>25110071
as much as people here say they want the market open 24/7, having nights and weekends off and knowing when things will open really helps with maintaining the whole sanity thing

[Anonymous No.25110135]

im so fucking sick of being poor bros. the only way out would be to yolo all of my money on calls and get lucky but if i lose it all i would be fucked and i mean absolutely fucked

[Anonymous No.25110139]

>>25110111
Pussy you're fucking garbage and should hate yourself

[Anonymous No.25110153]

>>25110139
nothing from mcdonalds for you nigger

[Anonymous No.25110167]

>>25110135
bro there's been enough mooning stocks that you can get 400% without ever touching options

[Anonymous No.25110169]

ITS OVER FOR $BABA.

[Anonymous No.25110178]

>>25107312
Hi /smg/ I’m 12 years old and want to start investing in stocks do you have any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.25110185]

>>25110111
yeah it's true, and the weird part is it's harder to sleep when you are up

>>25110139
jokes on you I do hate myself!

[Anonymous No.25110187]

>>25110135
If you don't master your self you will always fall for the same traps. Philosophy is the center stone of trading successfully. Without a sufficient self mastery you cannot properly apply any financial or market knowledge.

[Anonymous No.25110190]

>>25110167
the only thing i feel good about is vale clf and gme and i have shares and calls in all of them

[Anonymous No.25110208]

Hmm, trump issues vetos and pardons all while the virus rages onward. Meanwhile January is looming fast as hell where who the fuck knows now if a nice fat wad of "free money" will show up in my account before that month ends. But when you got debts to pay I guess the old "pardon for money" scam works pretty sweet for all involved.

[Anonymous No.25110221]

>>25110153
I make my own chicken nuggets

[Anonymous No.25110222]

>>25110135
>>25110178
Buy HZON

[Anonymous No.25110234]

>>25110221
how about tonguing the nuggets from my anus nigger

[Anonymous No.25110240]

>>25110208
Virus is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.25110243]

>>25110178
spend your money on toys and learn to talk to girls at a young age

[Anonymous No.25110245]

>>25110185
Good. Hate yourself some more.

[Anonymous No.25110254]

>>25110135
You need to combine a steady income which you put into stocks plus your gains. It doesn't take too long to accumulate like that, unless you're very low income

[Anonymous No.25110257]

>>25110169
Damn, let's see what it opens at in Hong Kong in 30 mins.

[Anonymous No.25110260]

market closed tomorrow? i got the day off and just want to stare at the uuuu chart

[Anonymous No.25110262]

why are big funds allowed to bind tens of thousands of puts in a single day to bring down the price
these puts are losing so much value, for what purpose?

[Anonymous No.25110291]

I plan to trim 13k of my profits made from GME calls into ETFs. I'm a 22 year old retarded orangutan noob investor who threw his money at internet meme call options like a chimp throwing shit and got lucky and made money. Now I want to safely invest a few grand in ETFs like an adult.

So what are the best ETFs right now with good expense ratios and such?

[Anonymous No.25110295]

>>25110169
>>25110257
I HAVE SHORT PUTS OPEN ON BABA, FUCK
do I hedge deltas? but markets are closed fuuuck

[Anonymous No.25110296]

>>25110260
open til 1pm

[Anonymous No.25110311]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST SAW SOMEONE ON PLEBBIT THAT TURNED 500 INTO 8000 IN ONE FUCKING DAY ON OPTIONS AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.25110327]

>>25110167
Those are all penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.25110330]

>>25110178
have lots of sex in high school

[Anonymous No.25110334]

>>25110178
DOG

[Anonymous No.25110348]

>>25110291
vti

[Anonymous No.25110351]

>>25110291
VOO
but you're still 5-figures, why are you pussying out so early

you can buy 10K worth of a bluechip growht stocks, don't expose yourself to garbage like Intel with an ETF

[Anonymous No.25110360]

>>25110311
>30 posts of this whining shit
you're so gay and fagpilled

[Anonymous No.25110365]

>>25110291
vti or swtsx

[Anonymous No.25110369]

>>25110360
imagine being so fucking gay you actually check how many posts someone made

[Anonymous No.25110385]

>>25110351
>but you're still 5-figures, why are you pussying out so early
Pussying out early from what? Being a 100% options gambling degenerate like I am right now? Literally my entire portfolio is 100% options right now, I plan to stop at least put away some cash for other investments.
So are you saying I should buy bluechip growth stocks? Like what exactly?

[Anonymous No.25110395]

>>25110369
it's kind've hard to miss when you're more than 1/10th of the thread faggot
cry about how other people are succesful more maybe you'll make some money that way

[Anonymous No.25110404]

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST SAW SOMEONE ON PLEBBIT THAT TURNED 500 INTO 8000 IN ONE FUCKING DAY ON OPTIONS AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.25110405]

>>25110234
You wouldn't dare allow me, coward.

[Anonymous No.25110432]

>>25110178
Open an account from a platform which allows you to do trades without charging you. Then deposit a small amount each time you make money.

[Anonymous No.25110459]

>throw a hail mary with $500, 20 different times
>it works once
>post it on reddit

Chill out before you evaporate your life savings

[Anonymous No.25110471]

>>25110169
Uh oh, somebody didn't kowtow to glorious leader.

[Anonymous No.25110501]

>>25110178
Put 1 month worth of lunch money into TQQQ and forget about it until you're 21.

Also, 2D women > filthy 3D pigs.

Disgusting 3D pigs are a money pit with no returns

Plus when you turn 30, you turn into a powerful wizard if you only had 2D goddess anime girls in your life

[Anonymous No.25110517]

>>25110169
Incoming cheapies

[Anonymous No.25110518]

>>25110178
Well they say the younger you are the more risk you should take on. I recommend SPY 400c 12/25.

[Anonymous No.25110522]

The best shot for anyone to come out ahead and not risk losing it all was during march. To put this in proper perspective if you dumped in a load of green in a total market fund,VOO,VT, I don't care, by now you'd be sitting on 3+ years of gains in a mater of 9 months. Hell I dumped in about 10,000 right on the spot in march.

[Anonymous No.25110530]

>>25110169
I remember the first day i started browsing BABA first dipped from 302 to like 298 and someone was posting about how theyre a chad for buying the baba dip. Thats when i knew....this was pure cancer.

[Anonymous No.25110629]

>>25110459
True. I’ll probably just play it safe on clf it looks solid and I’ve already had small steady gains on it

[Anonymous No.25110645]

>>25110522
If you had invested in almost any non-penny stock during March, you would be up by now.

[Anonymous No.25110651]

>>25107444
Dont do that MARA and VALE have more to go down

[Anonymous No.25110663]

I think that STMP might be a good buy here. Pretty volatile, bounced off support in an industry experiencing overall growth seem to be becoming more profitable everything looks set up for a good 2021. What am I missing here??

[Anonymous No.25110721]

[Anonymous No.25110723]

>>25110178
Leave this place, nothing good will ever come if you spend your time on your here

[Anonymous No.25110730]

>>25110395
I cant make money at 8 pm retard

[Anonymous No.25110758]

>>25107829
AMD

[CLF Pleb No.25110764]

If the bogs allow another CLF run tomorrow, I promise I won't be greedy :)

[Anonymous No.25110774]

So what is the predict for tomorrow?

RED OR GREEN?

[Anonymous No.25110784]

>>25110723
Besides making friend and getting rich, yes leave

[Anonymous No.25110789]

>>25110774
i predict im leaving soon for some mcfuckinchickens

[Anonymous No.25110820]

>>25110774
Crab

[Anonymous No.25110839]

>>25110764
It’s gonna be a sad Xmas bro but my calls are long. Are you done with clf after your calls?

[Anonymous No.25110859]

>>25110721
How high can GME possibly fucking go

[Anonymous No.25110866]

>>25110663
Looks like a downward trend. If you enter now, you might be buying at a local top.

[Anonymous No.25110871]

>>25107632
uh.. what serial killer anon

[Johnny Tornado No.25110875]

>>25110185
Get a load of this guy.

Also, Jason Alexander is a Jew.

>>25110169
Jack Ma must of really pissed off the CCP.

[Anonymous No.25110894]

>>25110859
GME $100 IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN

[CLF Pleb No.25110923]

>>25110839
You're god damn right I am. It's ARKK and MOON for me after this. I'm tired.

[Anonymous No.25110934]

>>25110859
How does $500 sound?

[Anonymous No.25110937]

>>25110530
this is why FA is important. they got right in the zone where i wanted to buy them but i knew they dumped because they pissed off xinnie the poo so i avoided it like the plague. sounds like i made the right decision.

[Anonymous No.25110938]

>Buying 62k puts on GME at once to try and force a dip
The absolute mad lads.
I kind of like when these tutes are angry.
I wonder what they'll try next.

[Anonymous No.25110962]

>>25110894
I thought GME was on deaths door?! Delisted?! Liquidated?! CEOs drawn and quartered?! The same as blockbluster?! What changed?!!!!!

[Anonymous No.25110983]

I should have trusted my TA when I thought at $12 that Gamestop was forming an Ohio pattern

[Anonymous No.25110986]

>>25110934
Like television fuzz in my mouth

[Anonymous No.25111018]

>>25110859
HedgeEye's price target is $50

[Anonymous No.25111057]

My portfolio balance is rejected round numbers and this is by far the most reliable indicator of a dip ive ever dealt with in my 5 years of trading

[Anonymous No.25111061]

>>25111018
Yes please do the needful and hold until $50 so I can sell at $49.99.

[Anonymous No.25111066]

>>25110938
this is like the 4th time this happened

massive amounts of 12/18 17p
the ones that were in July
then the ones in January 22
whoever it is is just rolling it over on different shit but I know they've been losing like 50% with each move (i guess it's cheaper than paying an infinite squeeze to cover though?), like are they buying up all the calls they can at the same time?

[Anonymous No.25111087]

>>25111057
Rejecting*

[Anonymous No.25111114]

>>25107683
not bad,Anon

[Anonymous No.25111121]

>>25110871
Lurk more and you'll figure it out.

[Anonymous No.25111130]

>>25111018
But why the ever loving fuck would gamestop stay competitive? They have been irrelevant for years.

[Anonymous No.25111160]

>>25111121
I don't believe he's really back, it's clearly a glowie trying to bait someone into asking for advice on finding hookers

[Anonymous No.25111197]

>>25110774
Snibs and probably more mooning memes. Momentum on the indexes has temporarily been lost so I sold all leveraged index positions and strongly index correlated stuff earlier today. Momentum being lost doesn't necessarily mean bearish, it just means probability of short terms gains is questionable.

However, during snibby periods memes have a tendency to outperform which is why the two things I held are PLTR and CRSR.

[Anonymous No.25111235]

>>25111111

[Anonymous No.25111246]

Is the market open tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.25111256]

>>25111246
Half day. Early close.

[Anonymous No.25111285]

>>25111246
yes, jews dont care about goy holidays

[Johnny Tornado No.25111304]

>>25111256
>>25111246
1pm est

[Anonymous No.25111305]

>>25111130
you seriously still asking this question after 3 months lol

[Anonymous No.25111332]

>>25111256
Thanks anon, I love you

>>25111285
(They) gave everyone a half day, it's the best we can get lol

[Anonymous No.25111346]

love me BCRX
love me TLS
love me RIDE
love me T

'ate CLF
'ate MNKD
'ate the horse

>simple as

[Anonymous No.25111356]

>>25111246
The Market is deleted. Next year we start Market 2.

[Johnny Tornado No.25111378]

late to this, but

Robinhood margin at 2.5% is fucking low

[Anonymous No.25111384]

ive never baked a thread before can i do it

[Anonymous No.25111405]

>>25111304
wouldn't mind if everyday closed at 1pm

[Anonymous No.25111422]

>Green Futures
>presents under the tree
>off work until the 4th
>cat is coming back from the vet and he is going to be ok
>rent is covered for the next 6 months
>IRA is up big
>Taxable account is up bigger
>Made cioppino
>Gf made cookies
Things are looking up anons

[Anonymous No.25111428]

>>25111405
fucking pussy!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.25111445]

>>25111422
that's a man anon....

[Johnny Tornado No.25111452]

>>25111422
May I sniff?

[Anonymous No.25111475]

>>25111422

[Johnny Tornado No.25111482]

>>25111445
Don't you hate when you sniff a man's ass by accident thinking it was a women's?

[Anonymous No.25111500]

I'm considering putting my life savings into the market. Is ARKK a decent spot to drop 50k?

[Johnny Tornado No.25111516]

>>25111475
I'll buy that SPAC.

[Johnny Tornado No.25111547]

>>25111500
ARKK calls ;).

[Anonymous No.25111566]

what does selling covered calls mean

[Anonymous No.25111575]

Anybody baking?

[Anonymous No.25111596]

Since every single thing is overpriced and could dip 50% at the next black swan event, and I actually need the money in the next few years, I've decided to only buy SPACs in the $10-$11 range.

t. Purshottama Chakarvarti

[Anonymous No.25111638]

>>25111566
google you lazy fucker
ask a more specific question afterwards if you're still confused

[Johnny Tornado No.25111646]

>>25111596
Every stock market crash from here on out will resemble the March crash since everyone's on margin with stop losses.

Truly wonderful.

[Anonymous No.25111650]

>>25111638
like is it the same thing as just saying selling calls? or are covered calls different?

[Anonymous No.25111699]

I’m sure glad to be getting fucked in the ass by MARA.

[Anonymous No.25111704]

>>25111650
35 posts...
relax newfriend no need for autism. use google and do your own research

[Anonymous No.25111707]

>>25111680
>>25111680
>>25111680
>>25111680
new

[Anonymous No.25111734]

Does anyone sell covered puts on their stocks that they own 100 of? its essentially like 2x margin

[Anonymous No.25111742]

>>25111734

[Anonymous No.25111754]

>>25111378
The only possible reason they're lowering it is because less people are using the platform.

[Anonymous No.25111818]

>>25111650
dude you have the term to search for
you can literally google this and find a page on investopedia on the exact term

people will answer you if you have specific questions about delta or strikes to sell or whatever, but your question is literally just WHAT IS A COVERED CALL

[Anonymous No.25111931]

>>25109263
>UUUU
No. It’s a long and comfy hold. Why would you sell at the beginning of a bull market. When they’re the size of CCJ, then consider selling a portion.