/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.25081414]

snibbenings edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
Full playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3s0W8G-F7AdlU964_8WLh1YsCtQJ4lP1
Episode 8 out now! - https://youtu.be/BA4IgNDcqaQ (embed) [Open] [Embed]

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>>25076834

[Anonymous No.25081427]

Am I fucked for selling GME yesterday expecting a dip today?

[Anonymous No.25081437]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.25081446]

>>25081427
Will the market dip or not?

[Anonymous No.25081453]

How much of GME is shorted?

[Anonymous No.25081461]

This thread sucks. The real Alpha is Sentinel. If you know you know.

[Anonymous No.25081471]

>>25081446
I hope so I just wanted to increase my GME shares because I knew Trump would veto this

[Anonymous No.25081478]

OPTI $x EOY fill in the blank

[CLF Pleb No.25081506]

Crabbish for steel, baby. Can’t wait for market open. We are gonna crab so hard today I can feel it.

[Anonymous No.25081526]

>premarket coom above $20

[Anonymous No.25081533]

GME $20.50 pre-market
what the fuckkk

[Anonymous No.25081546]

>>25081526
we need a contraction boys this is bad

were trying to get in some cheepys real quick

[Anonymous No.25081548]

>>25081461
What company is that?

[Anonymous No.25081549]

$21.00??? WHAT

[Anonymous No.25081567]

>tfw all in GME
who /gme/ here?

[Anonymous No.25081595]

Official GME themesong tonight
https://youtu.be/qSPJ-R8RMUs

[Anonymous No.25081597]

>WKHS
I can feel it. We're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.25081625]

>>25081414
good morning I love GME

[Anonymous No.25081634]

WHY WON'T IT FUCKING CRASH ALREADY

[CLF Pleb No.25081639]

CLF is officially a boomer stock

[Anonymous No.25081645]

>tfw sold GME at $18

[Anonymous No.25081653]

I DID NOT BUY SQQQ YESTERDAY THIS SHIT BETTER NOT CRASH IT'S NOT TIME YET

OH YEAH, AND FUCK YOU AND FUCK /SMG/

[Anonymous No.25081666]

>5 free trades on selfwealth cause someone used my referral
What longterm ASX stonks should I buy with my spare cash?
Thinking something like CSL and cochlear for two of them.
I like biotech, renewables, interesting meme technologies.

[Anonymous No.25081675]

NNDM and QS going to continue mooning. Not too late to buy in. Thank me later, fags.

[Anonymous No.25081676]

in all likely hood, GME is gonna crash back to $19 as soon as the market opens, no?

[Anonymous No.25081686]

>>25081666
I'm moving to Australia in 6 months. Who's a good broker to use?

[Anonymous No.25081692]

>>25081676
$16 and $50 are equally likely today

t. Long hodler

[Anonymous No.25081696]

>>25081666
Anything that was impacted by rona and oil and hasn't recovered yet.

[Anonymous No.25081701]

My net worth has gone up considerably this year

[Anonymous No.25081710]

>>25081676
probably. i'm expecting a lot of profit taking and short squeezes. anything can happen

[Anonymous No.25081717]

>>25081692
More like 16 and 25

[Anonymous No.25081727]

>>25081639
I'm about to sell this shit.

[Anonymous No.25081733]

>>25081717
Every single short is underwater right now, no matter how late they joined or how big they are. Last time we got this high Melvin panic shorted like a million shares to drop it. But this time we're holding. Imagine if Cohen files again this morning.

[Anonymous No.25081744]

>>25081567
80/20 GME/PLTR here

[CLF Pleb No.25081748]

>>25081727
It’s causing me to lose sleep. I’m averaging about 3 hours a night since I bought my calls. I need to have more strict rules for myself because there’s no reason I should be holding these

[Anonymous No.25081753]

>>25081686
The big ones I know of are Selfwealth $9.5/trade. Previously ASX only but they're giving accounts access to the US market this month or next month or something.
Some commonwealth one which is cheaper but only lets you pick from a list of stocks/etfs.
Stake for international trading.
And I think IB is the one used by people who actually trade shares and aren't just buying a few stocks here and there but I could be wrong on that.

[Anonymous No.25081777]

Someone mentioned BTWN last thread. WTF is this shit and why am I inclined to buy it? There is literally no information about it on the internet. A random SPAC?

[Anonymous No.25081794]

>>25081744
Gonna make it

[Anonymous No.25081822]

I sold GME after the post-earnings crash because I figured at this point the rally was over and even a good Q4 earnings would cause a pump and dump because there's really nothing special about the Q4 earnings, they earn a lot every time a new console is released.

Imagine how salty I am.

[Anonymous No.25081844]

>>25081753
Cheers lad, will look into them.

[Anonymous No.25081845]

>>25081548
Its a pajeet who spams his shitcoin in everythread. Stay away its a scam

[Anonymous No.25081864]

GME OOOOOOOOOOOOO
is anybody invested in OPEN?

[Anonymous No.25081879]

>>25081777
https://financefeeds.com/tokopedia-wants-list-route-will-choose/

OK, found something. SPAC merging with Indonesian e-commerce company that grossed 15.6 billion last year. I'm in.

[Anonymous No.25081889]

>>25081822
its okay it'll go down to 16-17 today because red day from stimulus delay, buy back in with me

[Anonymous No.25081897]

How often are options exercised?
>t. Totally not asking because he sold a naked call.

[Anonymous No.25081907]

>>25081845
Yeah I know I just wanted to lel at him for making his gay shillpost in a thread about stocks.

[Anonymous No.25081914]

>>25081897
its done automatically if its in the money

[Anonymous No.25081925]

>>25081822
>sold palantir the day it hit 22 dollars
>it rebounded to 29 by the end of the week

I WAS UPSET to say the least.

[Anonymous No.25081929]

>>25081914
i should say on expiration but i just assumed you got fucked on weeklys

[Anonymous No.25081933]

Held through over 3 months of blockbusterposting, feels like forever.

[Anonymous No.25081939]

>GME in premarket

[Anonymous No.25081942]

>>25081701
Mine as well but since I didn't start doing anything with financials until september I'm a little sad because it could have been /more significant/

[Anonymous No.25081954]

TLS chads rise up

[Anonymous No.25081964]

>unrealized gains down in the premarket

Cmon fuckers this is supposed to be pumping, just give me another good pump today and tomorrow so I can ride into christmas with a fat sack of dollars.

[CLF Pleb No.25081989]

Guess I’ll go to Starbucks and get a coffee. Gonna be a long day.

[Anonymous No.25081990]

>>25081964
my question is what the fuck is going to happen over the holidays? we have almost a 4 day streak of no trades and we are living in clown world.

[Anonymous No.25081996]

>LKNCY

WHY IS THIS UP 40%?

[Anonymous No.25082011]

>sold TLS at 22
>sold PLTR at 24
>sold FCEL at 7.7 for a loss
>bought BCRX at 8
>bought AMD at 92
>bought MT at 23
>sitting at $80 profit

If I can't make it during the most bullish market in history, I will never make it.

[Anonymous No.25082017]

>>25081996
>chinese stock
there is your answer. its a pump and dump stock. it will come down pretty fucking hard as to 98% of chinese stocks

[Anonymous No.25082047]

omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel omnichannel

[Anonymous No.25082052]

>UPST bros
Are we going to make it?

[Anonymous No.25082083]

Go make people fearful about the stimulus getting veto'd so numbers go red and we can buy it at a much larger discount till the new years

[Anonymous No.25082087]

>>25082011
Paper hands

[Anonymous No.25082130]

>>25082011
>FCEL

Is it too late to ride the pump?

[Anonymous No.25082149]

>tlschad
>only loses money

[Anonymous No.25082158]

>>25081701
Wait until inflation kicks in

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.25082169]

>>25081645
>selling before shorts cover

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.25082172]

>>25082149
should have bought at 21 like I did. Another anon was shilling here previously

[Anonymous No.25082178]

So with the markets closing for four days at 1PM tomorrow, what's the play? Sell and wait to see if Monday is red? Hodl and hope that the pumpmentum continues into early january?

[Anonymous No.25082179]

>>25081634
free debt

[Anonymous No.25082188]

>>25082083
Then it actually gets veto'd and the mutant strain is confirmed in USA and retailers get raped on the biggest rugpull in history because they were investing all their money in a fake bullrun

[Anonymous No.25082198]

>>25082172
Yeah he was shilling when it was useless and it's pumping because people who missed PLTR want their own PLTR and it's just as much of a meme as PLTR, but that's not a bad thing. Posting the same stuff for a month before it finally gets noticed doesn't mean his DD was actually solid. Every retard who posts "the pltr of weed" "the aapl of shrooms" "the tsla of gay sex" makes me skeptical.

[Anonymous No.25082220]

>>25081414
To the fuckers who convinced me to buy MVIS a month ago. I bought 400 shares at .80 and forgot about them. Just checked this morning and cackled. Thanks for the cash, anons. You guys are alright.

[Anonymous No.25082259]

Morning, follow coombros.

[Anonymous No.25082283]

For some reason I feel the jews wont give us a merry Christmas. I want out the market.

[Anonymous No.25082288]

>>25082220
Jesus I remember months ago I bought MVIS when it was 1.5 and sold it at 2.25 days later and thought I made out like a fucking bandit...Now it's almost at 10 fucking dollars? My god.

[Anonymous No.25082304]

man... it looked so great
>risk of no deal Brexit
>small stimulus which doesn´t change shit
>no student loan forbearance
>dollar would have risen
>markets would have crashed

If the Trump proposal gets through, there is enough liquidity to pump the markets for some months

[Anonymous No.25082327]

>>25082288
That's why I started keeping some shares when I sell. I left about ten grand on the table this year and it feels terrible even though I've done well overall.

[Anonymous No.25082346]

>>25082304
Just means they'll crash harder

[Anonymous No.25082364]

>>25082178
Of course I'm going to hold. Why the fuck would anything crash? The FED will keep printing until USA collapses. It's gonna take at least 10-20 years until that happens to just enjoy your gains in the stock market thanks to free money.

[TLS shill No.25082365]

>>25082149
>>25082149
>>25082172

Why yes here I am

[Anonymous No.25082399]

>>25082304
Not sure what you're talking about. The stimulus bill cannot be vetoed at this point. FED will continue to print 1 trillion dollars a year and at some point they will print 2 trillion dollars a year until they really really need to reset the money system. Bears will have to wait for at least 10 years.

[Anonymous No.25082422]

These GME levels are not sustainable

[Anonymous No.25082440]

>>25082399
>they won't just do a stimulus tax at the end of the year for a few years and then burn it off.

[Anonymous No.25082442]

>7% PM

Those retarded right wing chuds at Melvin are getting BTFO like nothing else

[Anonymous No.25082443]

how can i invest in BOOBA?

I’m already invested in Allergan

[Anonymous No.25082461]

>>25082304
Imagine betting on the misery of everyone

Bobo just deserves to get cucked and it keeps happening

[Anonymous No.25082469]

>>25082443
how do we inverse ETF BOOBA

[Anonymous No.25082476]

>>25082440
Who cares? FED will print more. Large institutions will have unlimited amount of debt. Big companies buy small companies and all Americans are forced to work minimum wage. The big companies and the unlimited debt will keep the PUBLIC stock market up. If you care about real world then sure, you should be blackpilled and bullish as fuck but if you're here to play the PUBLICLY TRADED stock market you should be a permabull at this point.

[Anonymous No.25082499]

>>25082476
>blackpilled and bullish
meant bearish

[Anonymous No.25082500]

Will PLUG keep going up forever?

[Anonymous No.25082501]

>>25082364
>it'll be 10 years until the next crash

You don't really believe that do you?

[Anonymous No.25082521]

>>25082501
Please do tell when do you think the next crash will be and why. The FED already signaled 0% rates until 2024. They are willing to print as much as needed.

[Anonymous No.25082527]

How do I justify stock picking over just buying ARKK?

[Anonymous No.25082538]

>>25082364
>he still believes the FED's "money printing"

[Anonymous No.25082545]

>>25082011
never fucking sell. that's your mistake.

[Anonymous No.25082546]

>>25082476
I'm hopeful, but its important to at least try being rational too

[Anonymous No.25082558]

>>25082538
>anime posting and zero counter arguments

[TLS Shill No.25082585]

>>25082364
>>25082501
https://www.strawpoll.me/42333162

Okay bros, how long until the next stock market crash?

[Anonymous No.25082603]

>>25082585
Where's the EOM option?

[Anonymous No.25082611]

>>25082585
the fact that no one believes a crash might happen, makes it much more realistic

[Anonymous No.25082612]

>>25082558
>s-stop posting anime!

[Anonymous No.25082615]

So if you had some cash... what stocks would you buy today?

[Anonymous No.25082619]

>>25082612
>more anime posting and even less counter arguments

[TLS Shill No.25082628]

>>25082611
>the fact that no one believes a crash might happen, makes it much more realistic
Rule 101 stock market always does opposite of what the average person thinks it is going to do

[Anonymous No.25082629]

>>25082615
I'm 50% cash right now and I'm not entirely sure, might just wait until next week see what's up.

[Anonymous No.25082635]

>>25082615
buy into some ETFs.

[Anonymous No.25082636]

>>25082611
>>25082585
Yield curve is inverting, a downturn in february is inevitable with the economy as fucked as it currently is. Boomer printers can't stop it, /pmg/ is where your /smg/ gains should go.

>why is there no /BTCg/?

[Anonymous No.25082638]

>>25082399
could be pocket vetod

>>25082619
those posters are by far the dumbest its not worth engaging them

[Anonymous No.25082653]

>>25082638
>>25082638
People who refuse to understand the worlds "anime imageboard" are doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past, as are 'bulls' that think any talk of a downturn is bad and mean.

[Anonymous No.25082656]

>>25082628
What if the people who voted are lying?

[Anonymous No.25082657]

>>25082628
So when COVID begins to dissipate and businesses reopen, the market will crash.

[TLS Shill No.25082659]

>>25082629
Just buy puts to cover your position, then you don't have cash(except buffer/emergency cash) lying around

[Anonymous No.25082664]

>>25082636
Why would you put your money into something that can be mined and has no appreciating value? Just invest into other countries' markets.

[Anonymous No.25082669]

>>25082615
I might buy some SaltX for dat sweet nanosaltbattery tech

[TLS Shill No.25082679]

>>25082657
This is 100% what I think

[Anonymous No.25082688]

>>25082664
In a major downturn, the global markets in general will go down. There is no such thing as a purely localized downturn.

[TLS Shill No.25082703]

>>25082656
>please don't

[Anonymous No.25082727]

>>25082628
So since everyone has had their retirement invested in the S&P invested for the last 20 years, you should've shorted it all this time? That's not how this works. Market crashes are caused by people thinking the market is going to crash. Predict what they're going to do and front run them? Yes. Simply do the opposite of what people are doing? Not necessarily.

[Anonymous No.25082750]

Crash is coming 2nd week of Jan!

Also: look into ARDS treatments

[Anonymous No.25082752]

im all in on intel

[Anonymous No.25082769]

>>25081748
You need to wait til march if you want to make any money on this boomer stock. Did you not look at the chart before you bought?

[Anonymous No.25082770]

>>25081925
>He sold the bottom

[Anonymous No.25082803]

Buy ALPP

Buy it while it is still cheap or your mom gets creampied by (insert your personal hated race of people).

[TLS Shill No.25082819]

>>25082727
Basically, has been working very well for me.
If everyone invests in a stock it will eventually become overvalued

[CLF Pleb No.25082833]

I'm back with coffee. Now when I get fucked today at least I'll be caffeinated.

[Anonymous No.25082855]

>>25082833
>coffee right before getting assfucked
bad idea fren

[Anonymous No.25082867]

>>25082653
>People who refuse to understand the words "you will never be a woman" are doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past, as are 'chucks' that think any talk of a sneed is bad and mean.

[CLF Pleb No.25082870]

>>25082855
OH FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT

[Anonymous No.25082872]

Fuck I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BUY TODAY

[Anonymous No.25082878]

>>25082770
Yes. However I didn't lose any money as my buy-in was lower than that so it was fine, just disappointing. I assumed it would dip to 19 if people thought it was going to 20, so my attempt to catch a falling knife and ride the rebound did not work.

[Anonymous No.25082879]

>>25082833
>supporting the coffee jew
>not drinking just water all the time

NGMI

[Anonymous No.25082893]

>>25082872
QS
NNDM
MFA

[Anonymous No.25082905]

>>25082770
>He sold the bottom
We all been there.

[Anonymous No.25082909]

>>25082872
>>25082803

[Anonymous No.25082914]

>>25082872
FOMO INTO GAMESTOP WHAT COULD GO WRONG

[TLS Shill No.25082977]

>>25082803
This stock honestly makes me want to kill myself. I almost bought it at 0.05 but my stock broker didn't allow me because I didn't have the right permission.

[CLF Pleb No.25083002]

>>25082879
Look I'm already depressed and not sleeping I need something to pick me up
>>25082872
ARKK, BFT, MARA, TTCF, MOON

Just whatever you do don't buy steel stocks. But you're probably not that retarded.

[Anonymous No.25083014]

>>25082803
If you had shilled this one month ago I would have blown you, as it is you're showing me a 50x I missed out on and saying that maybe it'll go to 10 dollars.

[Anonymous No.25083151]

0 volume
0 volume
0 volume

[Anonymous No.25083164]

Why does it seem like everything in the market is mooning

[Anonymous No.25083201]

>>25083164
chrimbus and $2k stimothy

[Anonymous No.25083212]

>BTWN going to 15 on no confirmation

[Anonymous No.25083234]

If GME closes above $20 I'm gonna make a bunch of Cohen Santa memes and we'll be posting them for weeks

[Anonymous No.25083247]

>Cohen increased stake from 10% to 13%

lol get ready for another poison pill, FOMOers.

[Anonymous No.25083246]

Good morning everyone, I SURE DO LOVE CUNNY
Also, buy NPA

[Anonymous No.25083258]

>>25083164
Every retard gets 2k funbucks.

[TLS Shill No.25083263]

UPST 60 EOY

[Anonymous No.25083290]

>downgraded from robinhood gold because no money in my robinhood account

Well why don't you cunts make it worth trading by having extended hours like ameritrade does? Don't jew me, assholes.

[Anonymous No.25083309]

>>25083247
Any day now Sherman is gonna use that offering and completely kill momentum

[Anonymous No.25083317]

>>25083247
>any actions neccessary to protect the best interests of all stockholders
Issue the fucking shares Sherman, Cohen will buy all of them

[Anonymous No.25083336]

>>25082545
this, I'm starting to get it now, even LAZR is going back up.

[Anonymous No.25083347]

After dipping twice, it's now confirmed that WKHS has a solid support at $20. Horsetamers WW@ ?

[TLS Shill No.25083364]

>>25083290
Get interactive brokers, they give you a rating on how based your portfolio is

[Anonymous No.25083378]

>>25083347
I'm worried that they depend too much on one customer (USPS), am I wrong about that?

[Anonymous No.25083384]

where my MVIS fags at? we are going to Valhalla.

[Anonymous No.25083400]

>>25082615
MMED is heavily discounted, will pump back up starting january 5th

[Anonymous No.25083408]

What's the CUNNY ETF?

[CLF Pleb No.25083417]

>>25083384
Congrats anon. Definitely seems like MVIS was a good play for a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.25083445]

>>25083258
That wasn't even passed though and likely won't be.. actually not even the 600 was officially passed. Shouldn't everybody be worried

[Anonymous No.25083488]

>>25083408
Nonce

[Anonymous No.25083546]

Listen /smg/.

Enough is enough. I just don't feel SAFE investing in CLF without the Tranny here constantly posting his calls and streaming big dabs. My money just doesn't feel safe now that he's been absent for a couple of days. If the CLF Tranny doesn't appear in /smg/ today I am selling my position and investing my capital elsewhere. To be frank, this should have been done a long time ago

[Anonymous No.25083557]

Hope you guys bought the GME dip last week

[CLF Pleb No.25083584]

>>25083546
He won't even be awake until 1 hour after market opens anyway. What's your position look like?

[Anonymous No.25083585]

>>25083445
Pelosi and Trump agree that everyone gets 2k funbucks. There might be a shock dip if Mitch the Bitch gets on stage and says "fuck you Trump Biden4lyfe no one gets any money LOL" and flips everyone off while getting in his private helicopter to fly to beijing with his chinkwife to pay obeisance to Xi.

[Anonymous No.25083591]

Oof that bitcoin candle

[Anonymous No.25083601]

>>25083584
200 shares

[Anonymous No.25083612]

>>25083378
No, that sounds like an African country which has a meme economy which is based entirely around coffee trading.

>>25083336
VLDR, LAZR and other Lidar companies (except OPTI lol) are riding the news that smartcars are using Lidar.

[Anonymous No.25083636]

>>25083585
if you haven´t noticed, he also mentioned that they cut the foreign aid and investment shenanigans

[Anonymous No.25083640]

Should I roll down my $25 April calls for CLF? This piece of shit boomer stock is not moving at all, I don't know if it'll make it to $20 at all.

[Anonymous No.25083648]

>>25083400
>loving these cheapies
>nice discount
>50% off for a few more days
>just bought more

Is there any reason to believe there will be another shroom boom?

>>25083546
Has he killed himself?

[Anonymous No.25083650]

>>25083585
Shock dip incoming then

[CLF Pleb No.25083653]

>>25083601
>shares
And you don’t feel safe? Bro relax. You’re fine. But sell if you’re no longer happy with your trade. I’ll be selling for a loss very soon.

[Anonymous No.25083671]

I know this isn’t a shitcoin thread but if you hold XRP, get the fuck out of it right now

[Anonymous No.25083681]

>>25083557
good Cohen meme

[Anonymous No.25083702]

you absolute mongrels, daytrading shitstocks and pretending not to be as retarded as the cryptofags, shit thread.

[Anonymous No.25083708]

>>25083671
I have 160 XRP in Binance, I don´t give a shit about that amount

[Anonymous No.25083726]

>>25083648
>Is there any reason to believe there will be another shroom boom?
another? It's still on, MMED is just on hold due to share dilution until january 5th. You think too short term if you think anything changed.

[Anonymous No.25083741]

>>25083653
I'm gonna have to sell in a few days to avoid IV crush and come out with some profit still.

[Anonymous No.25083756]

>>25083653
>And you don’t feel safe? Bro relax.
The tone of my post wasn't meant to be completely serious, I was going for some humour, you know. CLF has been pretty good to me but I might actually sell soon because commodities can be volatile they go down fast as well as up fast. There too many other good stocks out there

Best of luck with your calls bro, hopefully it does go up a little more

[Anonymous No.25083762]

>>25083546
are his Dabs fat? Im going to start taking Fat dabs to get my Fat green Bags.

[CLF Pleb No.25083807]

>>25083741
I'm assuming you're holding some January Calls too?
>>25083756
That's fair. I do the same thing. Sometimes a little humor is the only way to get through ruts like these. I sold my previous Calls for a 2K profit. I wish I hadn't FOMO'd on these. I think after I get out of these contracts I'm done trading options for a bit.

[Anonymous No.25083892]

>>25083708
80 whole dollars, you could buy one PS5 game IF PS5 HAD GAMES

[Anonymous No.25083898]

>>25083488
Nigger

[Anonymous No.25083930]

Buy ALPP or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

[TLS Shill No.25083963]

>>25083930
Okay shill, I have an order in

[Anonymous No.25083972]

>>25083807
I have some Feb, March, and April calls. I'm probably going to sell the Feb 14 calls because IV gets fucked during the last month. I'll probably hold the April 25 calls because the steel shortage should actually matter by then.

[Anonymous No.25083984]

Oh shit I just did a big fat Bull Dab just like Cliff Guy,
and God came into my room and said to put my life savings on Tootsie Roll stock

[Anonymous No.25083990]

>>25083930
but i dont wanna :(

[TLS Shill No.25083991]

>>25082585
So about 50% of you bros think the stock market is going to crash in the coming year? How to profit?

[Anonymous No.25083997]

>>25083991
buy dip

[Anonymous No.25084001]

>>25083892
50 dollars, I sold for the lulz

[Anonymous No.25084035]

>>25083991
I want to spend all my money, but I don´t buy at the top

[CLF Pleb No.25084046]

>>25083972
Yeah if I hold through the holidays I 100% will be exiting next week. I need 14.30 to profit today. 14.60 to profit next Monday, and so on.

[Anonymous No.25084062]

>GEVO
>XIAOMI
I hope this trains continues in 2021.

[TLS Shill No.25084066]

>>25084046
Why Do you need to profit in such a short time?

[CLF Pleb No.25084130]

>>25084066
Calls expire 29 Jan. Theta will start to really fuck me over soon

[Anonymous No.25084132]

>>25083991
>think

We've passed the ATH multiple times, if it does a shock run to 35k then it's certainly going to shit the bed and go back to 25k, leaving many people as bagholders.

[TLS Shill No.25084216]

>>25084132
Spend more time on /pmg/ check okay

[Anonymous No.25084250]

FUCKING GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.25084263]

Pltr reports contract with UK's nhs. OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.25084268]

>>25083991
1) have some cash reserves so you dont need to sell your shares
2) buy the dip when it crashes

[Anonymous No.25084278]

>>25083991
By selling now before USA confirms that the ultra contagious strain has arrived and Biden forces 2 months lockdown as soon as he gets in power.

[Anonymous No.25084283]

SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL

S E L L
E
L
L

IT'S GONNA CRASH!!!!! SELL YOUR ENTIRE PORTFOLIO

[Anonymous No.25084298]

>>25084263
rip the nhs

[Anonymous No.25084331]

>>25084263
another? or is the original one? I remember we had some news last month.

[Anonymous No.25084350]

>Trump vetoes stimulus
>New ultra contagious strain gets confirmed in the US
>Ultra contagious variation mutates to a deadly version
>Second global lockdown

It's no coincidence that the mutation is much more contagious. (((They))) are releasing the strains and it will "mutate" as they have planned.

They are crashing the economy with no survivors in early 2021.

[Anonymous No.25084352]

>>25084216
>glownigger thinks number go up, forever

[Anonymous No.25084360]

I’m going to sell CLF...
I’m loosing opportunities being 100% in this shit...

[Anonymous No.25084361]

>up 50% this year
>panic sell this morning
>realise I actually had a 5 year buy and hold strategy
>watch stocks still going up

Im retarded

[Anonymous No.25084371]

>pltr pumps to 29 then dumps back to 27

Why does it keep doing this.

[Anonymous No.25084375]

>>25084360
>being 100% in one (1) stock
does anyone really?

[Anonymous No.25084377]

>>25084361
Why did you do it?

[Anonymous No.25084382]

>>25084350
there is no covid-19

its all about geting you in their little vaccine scam and transfering the last businesses to bezos and a few elites

and take any last rights away to make you a global slave with vaccine tracking which is ultimately to force you out of your job and buying and selling unless you use their system
globally

[Anonymous No.25084388]

If I'm sure they will annouce a Brext deal tonight... then it makes for me to sell some US shares before the annoucement, to hold Sterling, which I can then use to buy more US shares after the annoucement. That makes sense right? Is anyone else going to do something like this?

[Anonymous No.25084393]

>>25084375
only the dumbest type of shitskins do this sort of thing. You can tell this is the case with him because he fell for the CLF scam.

[Anonymous No.25084399]

>>25084361
serves you right for being a retard
imagine thinking a veto that won't even stop the bill and a new strain of the chink virus would crash the market

[Anonymous No.25084415]

>>25084371
Because it's a shit stock and it keeps trying to go up because retarded redditors selling their houses to buy calls until they rugpull them. Smart money are slowly selling their bags to those retards

[Anonymous No.25084424]

Have you convinced any family or friends to visit McDonald’s today?

[Anonymous No.25084445]

Buy ALPP at open or you will have to do snowdog challenge.

[Anonymous No.25084446]

>>25084377
my thought process was like
"oh shit it jumped another 10% over night, if I pull out now I can cover my losses from that other time and have a nice profit"

[Anonymous No.25084450]

>>25084375
I’m a poorfag balkaner with $100 invested. I don’t have enough to split it out and be worth it...

[Anonymous No.25084453]

>>25084424
No because I'm not a shareholder in MCD therefore I have no incentive to convince my friends and family to visit McDonald's

[CLF Pleb No.25084467]

>>25084375
>>25084393
Not really fair if you don't know how much money is in his portfolio.

[Anonymous No.25084470]

>>25084382
>there is no covid-19
Yeah sure, and the earth is flat.
Anyways, no need to argue about that. Being real or fake, it's their tool to crash the economy with no survivors.
"Don't fight the FED" is nothing compared to "Don't fight the elite".
The FED is actually attracting more and more investors to the markets to make sure EVERYONE loses their shirts on The Great Rugpull

[Anonymous No.25084475]

Stimulus update
>Sen. Graham supports 2000 checks but wants Section 230 revised (would remove Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, etc. liability protections)
>Many democrats in favor of 2000 checks
>No word from McConnell, Thune, or McCarthy (high level congressional republicans)
>House will vote on Thursday on the amendment to revise the checks to 2000
>no word from the Senate

[Anonymous No.25084479]

>>25084453

[Anonymous No.25084481]

>buy low sell high
>I sell at this small bear trap thinking it's unlikely to pump higher
>it pumps way higher
is the only solution to never sell?

[Anonymous No.25084493]

>>25084470
you better start believing in conspiracies youre in one

the earth is flat and covid is fake its very very important topics or else your entire view of reality is skewed

not something you should just refuse to engage with

[TLS Shill No.25084497]

>>25084481
>Buy high
>sell higher

[Anonymous No.25084502]

>>25084483
>>25084483
>>25084483
>>25084483
>>25084483

New thread, guys.

[Anonymous No.25084504]

>>25084453
>No because I'm not a shareholder in MCD
Cringe

[Anonymous No.25084505]

>>25084445
It's a drone company which has done a 50x in the past 4 weeks, what are the chances it keeps going up vs. dumping 50%?

[Anonymous No.25084514]

>>25084450
>$100
>all in CLF
>bought the peak
>manages to get a loss on a stock that's steady climbing
>sells at loss
enjoy never ever making it, you will always be a Poorsniak

[Anonymous No.25084522]

>>25084502
Nope

[Anonymous No.25084531]

>>25084493
we've all seen what your look like you ugly faggot, stop avatarfagging and redditspacing. better yet, just fuck off back to redddit

[Anonymous No.25084539]

>>25084502
why

[TLS Shill No.25084555]

>>25084493
Why do you come here?

[Anonymous No.25084561]

>>25084481
>is the only solution to never sell?
Unironically yes. The most effective way to invest is to buy, never sell, and then buy even more when it dips. If you're invested in a solid company it's only at the Gates of Valhalla that you consider selling.

If you're in something cyclical (like everyone's favourite steel meme CLF) or a meme PnD then you should take profits and not worry if it goes higher, you can't time the market

[Anonymous No.25084570]

>>25084479
Peak female performance.

[Anonymous No.25084609]

>>25084522
Yes

>>25084539
Just because why not.

[TLS Shill No.25084621]

>>25084561
Actual good trading advice on /biz/.
What is this

[Anonymous No.25084626]

everyone who went to that new thread should be permabanned. fucking hate all of you cunts

[Anonymous No.25084651]

>>25084561
Sounds good. I just find it hard to do that on a $3,000 budget, I feel like I can't hold everything I want at the same time and keep cash on the side for new opportunities. Seeing a stock moon when you're holding < $200 of it is rather underwhelming.

[Anonymous No.25084679]

>>25084514
I bought at 11.8 and have been holding it comfy ever since. I know it’s not really “low” but I’m still ~16% up.

[Anonymous No.25084703]

>>25084609
>60 posts early

[Anonymous No.25084721]

Oilchads, What are our long-term prospects rn for oil?

[Anonymous No.25084728]

>>25084679
Oh okay so you just think your money would be better place elsewhere. Well you're right actually, don't fall for our memes. With ~$100 you can probably buy an ARK ETF.

[Anonymous No.25084819]

>>25084728
Pretty much.
I wanted to get into GME but expected CLF to go higher and missed the coom train. Now GME is too high to get in.
I’m quite limited now cause the platform I’m trading on takes fees and has very few stocks. I’ll change platforms after I sell.

[CLF Pleb No.25084847]

>>25084819
There will be many more opportunities anon.

[Anonymous No.25084869]

>>25084819
I'm on Degiro which I recommend if you're a Yuro. Low fees and wide stock choice (though no ARK ETFs).

[Anonymous No.25084879]

I’m in the mood for a sausage and cheese biscuit, hash brown, and black coffee. Going to hit up McDonald’s for breakfast before market opens

[Anonymous No.25084896]

>>25084651
The only answer to that is to build up more capital. As you put more into stocks, your gains will accelerate. But with small amounts it's very slow

[Anonymous No.25084978]

>>25084896
Yes but so far my strategy of waiting for positive news and selling when I think it's high has mostly cucked me out of the bulk of the sector's gains, so I might as well go back to my original plan of holding some sort of cut down cherrypicked copy of an ETF. It's just that it feels dumb to hold something that just peaked, but the truth is most of the time you don't know if it will keep going up or dump.

[Anonymous No.25085014]

>MVIS
Is that retail taking profits in the premarket?

[Anonymous No.25085033]

>>25084869
I'm on Trading 212 but I kind of want to open an account on Degiro because of said wide selection of stocks. Do you really notice the fees at all?

[Anonymous No.25085037]

BCRX cheapies in premarket
snap em up boys

[Anonymous No.25085040]

>>25084978
Just don't try to time the peaks. Ok you've got a small amount of cash, so choose only a few companies that you see doing well long term. Buy in at a dip, then don't touch it. Come back when you've got more cash

[Anonymous No.25085045]

>>25084978
By the time there's news it's usually too late.

[Anonymous No.25085112]

>>25085037
Telll me more anon

[Anonymous No.25085144]

>>25085037
The only catlyst left is ER

[Anonymous No.25085170]

>>25084879
Hot take: BK breakfast destroys McDs in every way.

[Anonymous No.25085223]

>>25085033
I was on Trading 212 too trading CFDs but that was a ripoff. Typically on Degiro the fees for American stocks are 0.50 euros (both ways) and then some depending on volume, and it's not that noticeable given how easy any stock will move by a few percents, but of course if you're trading with only $100 that's a bit different.

>>25085045
Exactly, either that or even more often the stock doesn't respond to news the way you expect. I bought some stocks 9 days ago based on some weekend news, they didn't go up by much until they started mooning this week. Very confusing.

>>25085040
I guess that's the wisest thing to do. I missed out on the cheapies in genomics last week because I was fearing that the whole sector had pumped too much and was due for a correction. Instead everything pumped madly since monday, so now I'm waiting for the dip (only EDIT is dipping so far due to pumping extremely +40% in one day, but who's to say how low it can dip after such a crazy pump).

[Anonymous No.25085283]

>>25085112
still yet to get approval for Orladeyo in Japan and the EU. It pumped bigly when it got approved in the US.

[Anonymous No.25085301]

>>25085283
When are they expecting to approve in Nippon?

[Anonymous No.25085318]

>>25085301
it got delayed until early next year, apparently, and the price promptly shat itself
the news will come out eventually though

[Anonymous No.25085334]

>>25085283
I cant see it getting much of a pump from Japan approval

[Anonymous No.25085345]

>>25084869
I’m actually on revolut. Shit takes $1.24 fee and I’m only allowed to do 3 dts/week and 3 non feed dts/q. It’s total shit, but I didn’t knew when I got in.

[Anonymous No.25085350]

Soltec is a buy lads, being suppressed in price yet again

[Anonymous No.25085363]

>>25085170
No, and their sales speak volumes

[Anonymous No.25085379]

>>25085334
Japan has 1/3 the population of the US
the EU has a larger population than the US
drugs are for ill people
more people to get ill = more profit
duh

[Anonymous No.25085430]

>>25085363
Eat my ass, I'm gonna go get some croissanwiches

[Anonymous No.25085563]

Stim bill veto + 2k proposal is actually finna poomp this market lads, just watch

[Anonymous No.25085573]

>>25085430
Exactly what a croissant fag would say

[Anonymous No.25085630]

OH MY GOOOD I'M PALANTOOOOOORING (in premarket)

[Anonymous No.25085649]

>>25085630
Quality post

[Anonymous No.25085658]

>>25085649
thanks

[Anonymous No.25085666]

Bros, I fucked up yesterday. I put too may beans in my chili and was brapping all day. If you're making anything with beans in it, please watch the amount.

[Anonymous No.25085706]

>>25085430
That taco bell breakfast is on point, powered creamer and splenda in the coffee pal

[Anonymous No.25085880]

Is BCRX really good enough to get back in right now? Kind of feeling like there will be some more pull back after a run like that

[Anonymous No.25085907]

Since all the retards have moved to the other thread and are arguing about how coffee is reddit, tell me what's a good entry point for EDIT? It looks like it takes big steps up then crabs, so it might not dip much lower than $80?

[Anonymous No.25086023]

>>25085907
I hate to break it to you fren but the entire thread is retarded, they're all over there now

[Anonymous No.25086066]

>>25085630
>Palantir ends the day at -2%
Palantrannies are so annoying and don't realise that big guys are dropping their bags at them lol

[Anonymous No.25086068]

>>25084819
u really thought an iron producer boomer stock was going to moon more than GME with massive volatility and short interest?

[Anonymous No.25086324]

>>25083417
Mate I’m worried. Are you okay? You’ve lost your fire. I bought because of you babe stay up

[CLF Pleb No.25086419]

>>25086324
I'm not okay but I've never not been happy for people making it. MVIS came up on one of my notifications yesterday and it looked really promising.

[Anonymous No.25086443]

>>25086419
yeah i remember that sick feeling with clf yesterday. i sold it as soon as it pumped a little bit and changed my calls for april.

[Anonymous No.25086579]

regret gets you nowhere
cut losses
the dopamine rush of seeing your stock you've been bagholding for 6 months go green isn't worth it
be cold, be calculating

[CLF Pleb No.25086840]

>>25086443
I know that feel anon. I hope your new options work out for you.

[Anonymous No.25087257]

>>25081676
>crash back to $19
I'm gone for one goddamn day.
ONE DAY

[Anonymous No.25087295]

PUTS on walmart?

[Anonymous No.25087312]

>>25081414
BCRX nooooo

[Anonymous No.25087346]

>XL FLEET
XL FLEET
>XL FLEET

[Anonymous No.25087353]

>buy BITF he says
>it's not on Robinhood or Ameritrade
>can't buy

Should I buy OPTI and hope for the best?

[Anonymous No.25087391]

ALL IN BARF

[Anonymous No.25087399]

>>25086579
>cut losses

I only buy on red days anyway, if I can help it. My real regret is that I have tens of thousands in my checking account that feels like it's burning money because of inflation/potential unrealized gains due to not investing, but I like the sense of security I get from having a bunch in the bank because it means everyone else might be fucked but my voracious saving/cost limiting habits mean I always have money in a pinch.

[Anonymous No.25087408]

>>25087353
BFARF

[Anonymous No.25087433]

>>25085563
Hoping that the christmas rush+people buying more because they think they're getting more+promise of stimulus soon (TM) pumps the markets to new ATH so I can stay in for a little bit before selling.

[Anonymous No.25087454]

>>25087408
>>25087391

[Anonymous No.25087480]

>Go to random crypto thread
>This is what they're investing into

[Anonymous No.25087485]

>>25087399
I'm a poor 4 figure lad, I invest in chunks of £500, £1000 on solid bets, and usually keep £500-£1000 on standby for ultra-cheapies

[Anonymous No.25087509]

>>25087480
who is this, the Black Hand Gang?

[Anonymous No.25087540]

>Unity Software market cap: 46.6 billion
>Gamestop market cap: 1.36B

[Anonymous No.25087542]

>>25087480
Good lord....

[Anonymous No.25087544]

>>25087509
lol

[Anonymous No.25087550]

>AHT down 30% after announcing they will file for bankruptcy
Should I baghold in hopes of a post-bankruptcy moon mission (which happens), or sell and save $200 in case it goes to 0? I bought literally a day before the announcement, fucking Bogs.

[Anonymous No.25087628]

>>25087550
What the HELL possessed you to buy it?

[Anonymous No.25087631]

Today I'm going to get fucked, I can feel it. All my holds will either crab or dump while things I wanted to buy will have mooned on open before I get a chance to buy.

[Anonymous No.25087651]

Can we finish out this thread please?

[Anonymous No.25087672]

YOU GENTLEMEN ARE NOW AWARE
BOY SMINEM HAS A YOUTUBE AND IS ACTIVELY UPLOADING VIDEOS OF HIM FIGHTING BOG
https://youtu.be/0R9n76NnhPw [Open] [Open]
PLEASE SHARE AND LET'S GET THIS KID SOME FUCKING COINS

[Anonymous No.25087676]

>>25087628
>What the HELL possessed you?
Probably the Bogs made me think this was the bottom and it would recover with the economy.

[Anonymous No.25087719]

>>25087651
OP image getting deleted means that we are destined to have a red day.

>>25087672
It's kinda sad that he's advertising himself on /biz/ and "totally not me *wink wink*" spamming his own video. But I somewhat appreciate the hustle.

[Anonymous No.25087786]

EV memes pumping good lord.

[Anonymous No.25087807]

>FCEL 12
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.25087811]

>>25087719
I'm actually some dude in usa. I just want this kid to blow up because he brought me joy

[Anonymous No.25087894]

Memes like MVIS and UAVS pumping massively off of fake rumors again is making me scared we're about to crash.

[Anonymous No.25087919]

I know nothing about stocks, have never read a financial report and have no idea what terms like pe pr earnings mean, yet I am up almost 10x (800%) since I started investing 7 moths ago.

[Anonymous No.25087992]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.25088201]

>>25087919
Yea cause any mouth breather could have taken advantage of the crash
Durrr me likey tesla and apple and corsair and amd.....me buy cheapie
FUCK YOU AND FUCK ME FOR GETTING IN DURING OCTOBER INSTEAD OF MARCH

[Anonymous No.25088595]

Previous thread is kill.

[Anonymous No.25088716]

new new
>>25088597
>>25088597
>>25088597
>>25088597