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previous thread >>25053254

Vale blowing cock while Cliffs shines edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
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>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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Kill yourself soijack poster

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25054734

GME Singularity by 2026

>> No.25054768

>>25054697
Why no posting? :(

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>PLTR dumps all of a sudden
>VUZI dumps all of a sudden

AND VUZI JUST ANNOUNCED THEY WERE DOING A BIG RETAIL DEAL

WHAT THE FUCK

EVERY TIME THIS STOCK ANNOUNCES NEWS AND SALES IT DUMPS

DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT SELLING MEANS MORE REVENUE MEANS COMPANY GOOD AND PRICE SHOULD GO UP

WHY DO THEY DUMP

>> No.25054772

>>25054734
>>25054712
GME GME GME

>> No.25054775

Shrroombros... I don't feel so good...

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I am up 40% on the GME put cheapies I bought

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OFFICIAL THREAD ANNOUNCMENT:

This is now an OFFICIAL bearchad board, the following people are NOT welcome:

-bulls
-homosexuals
-beta incels
-elon musk
-chinese "people"
-buttcoin owners
-anime posters
-starwars fans

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN THIS IMPORTANT MATTER

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thanks for the PLTR cheapies

>> No.25054818

who bought the Sony dip

>> No.25054819
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Without memeing, what should I do?

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PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

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>>25054712

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>>25054549
>for weeks
ngmi

>> No.25054844

Why didn't we buy GME weeklies yesterday?

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25054850

TSLA can now take the markets down.

wew lad.

>> No.25054857

I've done way better since i stopped day trading and started simply DCA'ing 5-6 positions into stocks i like the FA on during dips, and then selling on the pumps. it's a lot less stressful and time consuming too, it's a lot more boring to be fair but i get my kicks elsewhere now.

>> No.25054862

Actually woke up before market open today just in case I had to buy back the calls I sold to stop them from getting assigned.
>potential maintenance cal for $37k
spooky stuff but I’m good and they expire tomorrow worthless

>> No.25054865

>>25054712
I'm right here, Captain Asperger

>> No.25054868

>>25054768
Because everything dumped for no reason because fuck you t. schmolo goldeberg

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>TSLA gets into S&P
>Boomer hedge funds forced to buy TSLA en masse
>Elon Musk converts balance sheet to BTC
>BTC fucking tanks
>TSLA fucking tanks
>S&P fucking tanks
>Great depression 2.0 sparked from TSLA's inclusion into the S&P

>> No.25054870

Any chance NKLA gets a pump?

>> No.25054876

how accurate is yahoo right now

what's going on with the 1/22 15p? Melvin finally giving up?

>> No.25054877

>>25054819
kys imagine buying TSLA at those prices you are doomed to be a failure forever

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BITF

All you poor fags complaining about missing the boat. Well get your paddle ready and jump in. We are headed to 5 bucks

>> No.25054886

I think I finally realized that I am indeed a gambler.

>> No.25054899

>>25054865
Kill yourself faggot

>> No.25054911

>>25054869
elon was trolling that retarded CEO

>> No.25054912
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>imaging not going balls deep in the future of communication
NPA bros, we're gonna make it

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>>25054803
Get in, nice dip for financial freedom

>> No.25054915

>>25054869
>1.6% of the s&p 500
>Bitcoin matters to the economy at all

>> No.25054920

Feels good to short TSLA

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>up double digits today
>in the 5 digit big boy club again

>> No.25054928

TSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>25054803
rolling for post scarcity Neo victorian permalinks acadamia

>> No.25054931

Had to roll my TSLA puts because the IV crush on Monday was stupid
Still printing money though. I gladly take pajeet tsla shill money to avenge you bros that get PnD by pajeet boiler rooms running biotech memes on you

>> No.25054941

I feel like just buying calls on whatever stocks have extremely high call volumes (and a decent uptrend for the past few days at least) and just holding them for a couple days

>> No.25054943

>>25054886
as is everyone. MY gf is kind mad at me

>> No.25054950

I have $1500. Shill me some long term meme stocks

>> No.25054962

>>25054915
Forgot my middle step of
>Other institutions see TSLA entering BTC as a bull signal and follow suit

>> No.25054964

>>25054876
I just saw that right now. Looks like that option is -56.94%. Would Melvin have to cover soon?

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>>25054800
How does it feel knowing are you the gayest retard ever?

>> No.25054975

>>25054886
yep. this is just slightly more socially acceptable.

>> No.25054977

>>25054819
Buy the dip

>> No.25054979

I wanted to sell 1/15 $4 calls on UUUU. is this dumb bros

>> No.25054980

where do you guys get your stonks news from? im always missing out on big gains cause i miss out on early news.

>> No.25054983

I hope whoever suggested this shitty fucking stock to me fucking kills themselves when this shitty market crashes

>> No.25054985

Why can't Apple and Tesla partner up and make a iTesla? Free money.

>> No.25054986

CRSR NOOOO

>> No.25054989

>>25054803
rolling for cumdumpster

>> No.25054993
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>/biz/ incels constantly shit on ARK mommy for holding TSLA, refuse to be rich by buying into her funds
>TSLA crashes, ARK funds still go up by double percentages daily
When will you be seeing the light, incels? We just want you to be rich.

>> No.25055020

>>25054962
Actually you missed that step in your original retard post

>> No.25055021

>>25054803
rolling for the dyson sphere.

>>25054920
I'm looking to take profit and then re-lever into like 4 or 5 contracts instead of 1.

>> No.25055025

>>25054970
False
>>25054712
Soijack poster is the gayest retard ever

>> No.25055026
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ahem

>> No.25055028

>>25054803
agrarianism let's go

>> No.25055032

>>25054734
cringe

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>>25054800
Yikes!

>> No.25055039

>>25054986
Fucking kek
why is it so shit

>> No.25055041

>>25054912
I didn't see this shilled before today. Nice fucking pick, dude.

>> No.25055048

>>25054943
>MY gf is kind mad at me
Pump and dump her. She's not getting any younger. Your gf is a sell.

>> No.25055051

CRSR lol

>> No.25055054

>>25054993
She bought AAPL which doesn't make any fucking sense with any of her portfolio "missions". She just chases beta like all the other active managing retards

>> No.25055057

>>25054993
her scam will go tits up soon

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Sorry coombros...I had to take some profits...I only have 200 GME now....

>> No.25055062

>>25055026
i'd exercise my apple option if i had the money

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>>25054950

>> No.25055068

>>25055026
Is this real?

>> No.25055070

>>25054912
Shill me, what is this

>> No.25055073

>>25054980
/biz/, from 3 AM when some retard is bragging about his gains and claiming his stock will go to infinity.

>> No.25055085

>>25055054

Did you miss Apple mooning?

>> No.25055096

>>25055021
oh god damn it, i have to live like a fucking jawa on tattoine?

>> No.25055101

>>25055054
Her mission is to make me money, and she's doing an excellent job
>>25055057
cope, incel

>> No.25055102

>>25055057
She doesn't manage ARK anymore. She left at the top because she's not a retarded virgin.

>> No.25055103

>>25055041
A SPAC, yeah nice pick pajeet, kys

>> No.25055112

>>25054950
Sony

>> No.25055114

>>25054985
Apple already made Iexec they don't need TSLA

>>25054986
>people still simping for crsr

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>>25054819
Short TSLA. If we're going all the way down to hell, you might as well be on the devil's side.

>> No.25055127

is TQQQ safe to buy at the end of the year?

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Do I sell here? Scared of a new crash.

>> No.25055134

>>25055057
good. fuck 300 year old etfs that go up 5% a year

>> No.25055137

So, you bought TSLA at the top like a retard, what do you have to say for yourself?

>> No.25055148

>>25054979
No, that way if you're wrong you can scream AAAA and it will be a fun maymay.

>> No.25055150

>>25055129
take your gains
what is gamestop's long term model for success?
they don't have anything going for them

>> No.25055167

>>25055041
Thanks, I didn't see it posted here either.

>>25055070
4G/5G coverage over 100% of the planet, using your ordinary phone. Shitload of IP. Look up their investor presentation.

>> No.25055172

>>25055073
how reliable is /biz/ when it comes to shilled stonks? i feel like ive beaten the market just following meme stocks on here

>> No.25055174

wtf is AMD's problem?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's all dumping again

>> No.25055176

i have clf calls expiring on 1/18 and this piece of shit just keeps going down. should i just wait for one more green day and sell and buy april calls? someone else here told me to sell the 1/18 contracts soon. theyre up a little bit so i wont lose money

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>>25054697
Bros what is the calculation to see if exercising an option is worth the cost of the contract? Help a brainlet pls

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>>25054803
rolling

>> No.25055194

Should I sell AMD? Everything else in my portfolio is doing somewhere between great and fine, but for the past several days AMD has been shitting itself and it is really starting to piss me off.

>> No.25055198

>>25055129
even I took profits on 20% of my position and I've been the most obnoxiously persistent faggot here since September

that said, it will now pump because I sold

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>>25054950
UTZ, the cunny stock.
It's a recent IPO that is actually already profitable, and is instead expanding.

>> No.25055207

>>25055176
Theta is eating you alive

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>finally buy PLTR
>buy on a dip
>keeps sliding
heh, nothin personnel, kid..

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how has nobody talked about MDB here?

>> No.25055216

Should I FOMO in to apple?

>> No.25055217
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>>25055120
Short
Fucking
Telsa

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BITF UP 50% TODAY

BITF UP 50% TODAY

BITF UP 50% TODAY

>> No.25055223

>>25054912
There's no way they'll manage to hack LTE into satellites
For starters it's not designed to handle such a low SNR and the assumption that the handsets are within a few miles of the base station is built into the protocol

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I can't believe I listened to those MVIS bears on StockTwits.

>> No.25055227

>>25055150
i dont think gme is going to be taken the fuck out like blockbuster or anything but i dont think theyre going to be huge either

the fact their sales spike only once every 7 years is pretty bad. they could still make use of the retail sales and cohen made a fucking online pet store successful

>>25055207
yeah i know i dont think i should sell right now and i definitely dont want to be the retard that sells and it moons right after i just want to dump them off soon.

>> No.25055231

FUCK I sold $15 12/31 RIOT calls yesterday. Do I buy them back or do you think this will pull back tomorrow? I don’t want to lose my shares

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ALL MY GAINS ARE LOST ON THE COST OF BUYING AND SELLING!!!

I KEEP SEEING 10% 15% 20% GAINS, BUT MY TOTAL VALUE ON THE PORTFOLIO ISN'T INCREASING!!!

I'VE ALREADY LOST $1K ON MY TOTAL VALUE EVEN THOUGH I'VE SOLD ON GREEN!!!

>> No.25055235

>>25055172
Do your own due diligence on stocks shilled here, but if you do there's a lot of diamonds in the shit

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Man, I took a break from trading and now I just can't get back into it. I feel like 2020 just broke me and my ability to take financial stress.

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>>25055103
>SPAC is bad
Just because you were stupid enough to fall for NKLA it doesn't mean any SPAC is scam lmao

>> No.25055250

>>25055182
uhhhh if it's in the money you take the absolute value of the difference between strike and the share price. if it's out of the money you're fucked.

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>>25054885
My wife is very happy with these shitcoin miners. Pic related

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DEADLIEST PANDEMIC IN 100 YEARS

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>>25054697
HOLY SHIT
This morning I was at around 1480 bucks, and this morning I wake up to this with Ocugen (OCGN)

I don't know what other anons think, but this just shot me the hell up

>> No.25055261

>>25055225
>listening
>bears
>Stocktwits
Might as well shot yourself kn the foot

>> No.25055262

>>25054697
so MRNA is down on FUD? You know they designed the original vacc in 2 days right?

I might just buy on the dip here.

>> No.25055270

>>25055219
I sold at $1.43 after a quick double, feels batman

>> No.25055271

>>25055239
just do shit like arkk, arkf, and moon its what im thinking of doing. pretty stress free gains not like theyre going to tank

>> No.25055272

>>25055231
Just let theta do the work. Unless bitcoin hits 25k, I don’t see it hitting $15

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BFARF is my friend today

>> No.25055275

>>25055150
>what is gamestop's long term model for success?
they don't have anything going for them
this is true but it doesn't make it less painful that I trimmed profits prematurely to de-risk

Justin knew this was coming and he didn't say anything, why is blatant insider info allowed like this

>> No.25055283

>>25055255
All "experts" and politicians need to be publicly executed.

>> No.25055291

>>25055255
Meme

>> No.25055293

>>25055150
>>25055198
Sold 1/3 at $19.01, my average entry is around $11, so pretty happy.
Good luck, lads.

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I think people are sleeping on XIACF.

>> No.25055298

>>25055250
Thanks baggie

>> No.25055299

>>25055215
i love mongolian bbq

>> No.25055315

>>25055233
Switch brokers that's not normal dude

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So now that Cohen put his 10%+ big dick on the table, are we headed to mars G*ME bro’s?

>> No.25055326

>>25055259
I would consider a trailing stop

>> No.25055327

>>25055259
Sell please anon

>> No.25055335

>>25055259
Holy shit let me buy your bags right now!

>> No.25055337

CLF FUCKING GO THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF DOG SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>> No.25055338

>>25055297
>Chinese
It ain't sleeping on. It's just you don't know if the CCP will just suddenly fuck you over.

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>>25055172
/biz/ is about as reliable as 4chan

>> No.25055344

>>25055275
Justin has repeatedly told anyone who would listen for the last two months that they should buy GME because Cohen is a baller, and said yesterday in chat that Cohen had to recall his shares (which is probably what caused this mini squeeze)

>> No.25055358

>>25055337
>people are still in steel stocks
bros.....

>> No.25055366

>>25055337
Cleveland Crabs

>> No.25055376

Fuck TSLA. The millstone around SPY's neck. Fuck the jews.

>> No.25055378

>>25055271
thanks anon, I'll look into these

>> No.25055385

>>25055358
my shares are doing fine but the calls are getting fucked i want to sell them and buy longer term calls because the price target is so high

>> No.25055386

>>25055337
YOU FELL FOR THE B*LLFAG MEMES ALL STOCKS ARE GOING DOWN 90% FROM HERE

>> No.25055391

>>25055317
The minisqueeze is because Cohen is now an insider and insiders can't loan shares. If this is the squeeze that recalling 13% of outstanding shares causes, what will the stock look like if one of the big shorts capitulated?

>> No.25055394

>>25055216
I sold all my Apple to pull out profits, average $106, dumped at 126.
Thought it would dip so I could buy back cheap.. now my average is 128. Seething.

>> No.25055395

>>25055176
I haven't actually checked CLF since I sold it. Goddamn I got in and out nearly perfectly.

>> No.25055402

How are GME shorters able to hold their short positions so long? How are these funds able to avoid the responsibility of paying costs for maintaining short positions for so long?

>> No.25055411

>>25055337
Should have bought MP.

Anyway, DM is going to settle soon.

>> No.25055412

gave my mom a meme stock shilled from here and its up 40% in a day, i think i redeemed myself from pltr over thanksgiving

>> No.25055413
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Bros, I'm so glad we live in a fiscally smart country that doesn't waste money. Imagine spending 1200 on stimulus checks, or like evil Drumpfler wanted, 2000.

>> No.25055418

DKNG..............................

>> No.25055427

>>25055255
So even the fucking boomer survive it. There goes all hope of a better world.

>> No.25055432
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What the fuck just happened? Can’t I have one hood goddamn green day please.....

>> No.25055435

>>25055358
btw where is VALE tranny who was telling me about how great it was when I was explaining to him that steel is too fucking expensive for many downstream manufacturers to buy now and this is having a negative impact on sales

>> No.25055437

>>25055413
they use this excuse for fucking everything sex trafficking and drugs.

theres nothing even wrong with drugs the only thing bad about them is laws existing

>> No.25055452

TSLA in a free fall AHAHAHAH

>> No.25055459

WTF IS GOING ON

>> No.25055461

>>25055134
....weren’t etfs invented in like the 90s?

>> No.25055469
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>>25055413
Love me some Israel simple as

>> No.25055470

>>25054803
The first two lines make sense, but the last two are just made up nonsense.

>> No.25055472

>>25055344
no, he was on Sherman's side (before Q3) and was confident that GME would go up even without Cohen
after Q3, it became apparent that Sherman is running GME to the ground (losses even with massive tax benefits) and the GME play became 100% speculation on what Cohen wants to do
like I'm not saying I sold all my GME, but can anyone sane still justify being 100% GME at this point given risk management?

that said, i do regret trimming profits early lol even if de-risking was necessary in my situation (i had my entire student portfolio of $25K in GME)

>> No.25055476

Tesla is a fucking drag on S&P

>> No.25055477

everything is going to shit

>> No.25055478
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>>25055402
Because the two biggest short positions are Melvin Capital and Bank of America
>post yfw Gamestop squeeze blows up BoA and causes another financial crisis

>> No.25055479

>>25054885
It's still valued 1/7th of RIOT. If it goes on NASDAQ, this will be $20+

>> No.25055485

>>25055402
You realize there are entire hedge funds dedicated to make 1000% in the case of a downturn
Universa investments made a 40 bagger profit once.
So rich people buy them as a risk management strategy

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>>25055402
You know why

>> No.25055500

>>25055432
>What the fuck just happened?
The dollar shot up.

>> No.25055501

I don't know what the fuck happened to Apple but it's dropping like a rock right now.

>> No.25055503

>>25055461
like the 70s

>> No.25055505

>>25054848
I know, it's just annoying that something dumps from doing too well

>> No.25055506
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soon...

>> No.25055511

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y7NGqfZteg

>> No.25055512

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>> No.25055514
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25055514

BUY THE TSLA DIP!

>> No.25055516

What news is causing the sell off?

>> No.25055522

>>25055262
welp, bought a single share, schwab gave me a price improvement of $0.05

feels good man

>> No.25055535

>>25055479 at least. 0.02% institutional ownership

>> No.25055537

>>25055472
He was on Sherman's side before he had an hour long conference call with Cohen. Apparently Uber also has been in contact with Cohen's lawyer.

And yeah no 100% GME after Q3 would have required irresponsibly large balls

>> No.25055539

>>25055514
No thanks, I don't invest in penny stocks.

>> No.25055540

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SAVE YOURSELF THIS IS NOT COMING BACK

>> No.25055542

Guess this is just one of those days when you close your broker and go do something else, huh?

>> No.25055543

kikes are pumping the dollar now
SELL SELL SELL
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/dxy

>> No.25055544

I cant believe nobody has posted abotu it. LGVW hold payed off, up 20%today. Anyone know why?

>> No.25055556

>>25055271
lol "stress free" until they tank... they are the definition of risky. ARKK is 10% TSLA!

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I FUCKED UP /BIZ/ I WASN'T PATIENT ENOUGH!!!!

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>>25055514
This isn't just a dip. This is the beginning of a POP.

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>TSLA crashing the meme market with no survivors
And you retards had the audacity to shit talk me last Friday

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>>25055413
fuck yeah Israel is awesome but to be honest i really don't care if people want to have sex in their cars as long as it's not in moving traffic

>> No.25055569

ĀAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.25055584
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Sirs, do the needful, buy TSLA.

>> No.25055587
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I want to go to my local synagogue and shout Nigger as loud as possible to attract hoodlums and tell them that it was the Jews that did it. Let me have a good green day for fucking once. I was above $50 and now I’m back down to -$1.2

>> No.25055589

kikes gonna punish everyone for christmas

>> No.25055593

>>25055556
yeah and if tesla loses 50% of value arkk will only drop 5% do you not know this?

>> No.25055594

>>25055516
Hyperinflation. Democrat taxes. Chinese manufacturing BTFO of the US. Two decades and still no end to Afghanistan. Mass election fraud. Pick one Anon. Just like the news, it doesn't have to be real.

>> No.25055599

>>25054803
What anime is post mortality gamer technarcy (47-52)?

>> No.25055601

OH FUCK SELL EVERYTHING NOW IM DOWN 5% ALREADY

>> No.25055602

>>25055542
Reinstall the broker app on your phone and youll go back to your last save. Thats what i do.

>> No.25055603

aaaaaaand I just dropped AMD. Oh well came out with a tidy profit, but still sucks.

>> No.25055607

>>25055558
Baggie you're up 60% on a Tesla put, sell that shit before it whips back

>> No.25055612

>>25055500
You have no idea how much I hate this piece of shit. Maybe even more than I hate janitors.

>> No.25055613
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WHAT DID THE LUMINAR CEO JUST SAY ON CNBC THAT TANKED THE STOCK??

>> No.25055622

>>25055563
Its the pre christmas selloff, well be pumping again in the new year, buy while things get cheap.

>> No.25055623

>buy GHIV at 11.20
>immediately dumps to below 11.10
EVERY TIME

>> No.25055624
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25055638

Ark etfs are so comfy. No stress at all

>> No.25055639

>>25055563
bears never win look at sqqq

>> No.25055641

Dear CRSR investors:
I am ready to pick up your bags

>> No.25055646
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I fell for the cruise ship meme.

>> No.25055650
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let's see em

>> No.25055663

>>25055537
i mean im not blaming them or anything, but i think it's pretty cool (also im jealous) that Justin and other big shareholders basically have insider information. it's really redpilling me on how this fake market works

meanwhile im just a smalltime fish just checking Justin's SA comments every now and then trying to de-crypt what information he might have

>> No.25055667

PLTR is now a 27 stablecoin

>> No.25055668

>>25055555

>> No.25055669
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>>25055622

>> No.25055670
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25055670

what is this "down" that you guys keep speaking of

>> No.25055671

AMD WHY

>> No.25055672

>>25055584
5% discount hmm could use a hummer tho

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>>25055594
>Mass election fraud
Where's the proof?

>> No.25055683

>>25055646
It'll be back up. I got in nchl at 11 i think

>> No.25055685

I can’t believe that every week we go 1 step forward and 2 backwards.
Yesterday my portfolio grand total was -10% and now I’m -19% down.

It doesn’t make fucking sense to see stocks that took 2 weeks to climb 3-4 dollars fall back the new lows when they dropped because of bad manipulative news (see chink EV stocks and the made up delisting fear).

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>>25055656
K

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>AHT down 15%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25055701

>>25055638
This
Ark x Vanguard has been nothing but positive for me

>> No.25055713

>>25055663
Justin is a pretty small fish in the grand scheme too anon, he's an investment advisor in Wisconsin with a couple million in AUM

>> No.25055715
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25055715

Damn GME is so comfy right now

>> No.25055719

>>25055638
Can you give the rundown on ark etfs? I only have spy and qqq
Thanks

>> No.25055722

>>25055697
How does 1 nigger make all that money????

>> No.25055724
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NIGGERS

>> No.25055725
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I was up 10% an hour ago and now I'm probably going to end up red.

>> No.25055727

My portfolio surpassed 66666€ today
>>25055671
Rip, bought calls yesterday

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>>25055667

>> No.25055730

Does anyone know a free alarm set up for when my sma line cross?

>> No.25055731

You people were told before the weekend that this week was gonna be the doomp. You have no excuse.

>> No.25055738

should i unload my clf calls or just wait? they expire at 1/18 and ive basically broke even so i wont lose anything

i think theyre too short term to do anything and i want to trade them in for april calls but im hoping for a pump before i sell but all it does is go down

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Everything is red. It's all over for me bros.

>> No.25055745

>>25055638
>>25055701
>tfw sold all my QQQ yesterday and switched to ARKK ARKG

>> No.25055751

>>25055678
At least get the last sentence before you hit reply.

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Telos fren are you here?
All in retardfren here. I added some cash to my broker account, and i decided to follow your advices, do you have others stocks you think will go up?

I was thinking of these sectors for 2021 :
- cyber security (mega hack predictive prog from WEF)
- camping cars/ VR producers and parking lots (mass evictions in the US)
- silver mining companies (industrial & bullion demand, green deals, comex default)
- rares earths (technology, limited miners)
- chinese companies (only real growth potential left, yuan takeover)
- oil industry (massive selloff, can't stay down forever)
- video game memorabilia & INWO (collectibles assets)
- delivering companies (permanent lockdowns)
- solar panel industry (green deals, mass evictions)
- various commodities (vastly underpriced)

>> No.25055758

>>25055738
yeah i'd sell

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I've been trading the last 5 years, and this might be it. This might be when my portfolio actually goes to 0. 2020 has been gay as fuck. Thank god I cut my portfolio by 3/4 and held cash. I haven't had a green day in almost 2 weeks.

>> No.25055761

>>25055725
day of reckoning for us, the big dogs are trying to shake us out

>> No.25055768

THANK YOU BASED TELSA AND YOUR SCAM ARTIST CEO FOR OFFICIALLY ENDING THE BULL MARKET

>> No.25055774

>>25055758
shoud i hold them for another day or two and see if i get one last pump? clf usually doesnt go straight down

>> No.25055784

>>25055194
>sell the dip
yes always sell the dip

the thing about AMD is that it's retarded. It randomly leaps up then spends the rest of the time crabbing or randomly dumping until the next time it suddenly jumps up. AMD is a pretty shite stock regardless of the overall gains. You can easily find something better to buy.

>> No.25055785

>>25055744
impressed at how you consistently manage this

>> No.25055787

Last chance to buy clsk you were warned.
Although to be honest I'm waiting for below 20 to go in but if the momentum keeps up might see 30.

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>>25055744
>GME call is red on a squeeze day
You're so fucking stupid it's genuinely impressive

>> No.25055794

>>25055759
How the fuck did you lose money trading for 5 YEARS in the most parabolic market of all time

>> No.25055800

Any reason to hold WWR? I should I just sell now?

>> No.25055801

>>25055255
where is this from?

>> No.25055805

Merry Christmas everyone. :)

>> No.25055808

>>25055727
i bought stock, im just gonna hodl. if it gets to 89 i'll buy more.

>> No.25055812

TSLA is like the retard on your team (SPY) and all the other players get sick of fucking carrying this asshole and decide to throw the game.

>> No.25055815

guys CLF will moon right? My hands are becoming weak...

>> No.25055825

>>25055759
How the literal fuck can you be this bad at this?

>> No.25055835
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Don’t let them ruin your Christmas

>> No.25055839

>>25055669
Must be your first year investing, literally happens every year. I remember panic selling back in 2012 the first time I went through it.

>> No.25055840

CRSR WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.25055841

>>25055516
loans default after 270 days of non-payment and it's about 270 days since lockdowns started killing businesses

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>>25055759

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>>25055794
That will be a lot of us if we hold, that's how it works. You end up being part of the market, then the market crashes, and you lose all that you gained.

>> No.25055856

So I just bought stocks for the first time today, did I fuck up or is /biz/ freaking out over nothing

>> No.25055857

>>25055678
https://hereistheevidence.com/

>> No.25055861

SRAC bros we comfy

>> No.25055862

>>25055744
can you explain me why you're red on GME? seriously

you bought GME today instead of yesterday when it was a delayed fuse? Only reason I didn't buy a shit ton more on GME is because GME is already a quarter of my portfolio

>> No.25055865

THE END IS HERE
THE END IS HERE
SELL IT ALL AND SELL WITH FEAR
KNOW THY NEIGHBORS WISH THEE DEAD
AND WISH THY WIFE BE IN THEIR BED
THE END IS HERE
THE END IS HERE
SELL IT ALL
AND
SELL
WITH
FEAR

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>>25055724
Indeed, anon. Niggers.

>>25055722
I’m joining theta gang too now with that QLD put I sold.
Some based niggermonkey on here called selling puts “the chad limit buy” and he’s absolutely fucking right.
If I want to buy QLD at 10% discount, why not collect a premium while waiting?

>> No.25055874

>>25055815
Yeah go ahead and sell now considering the entire market is going down buy high sell low right?

>> No.25055876

Palantrannies getting rapped as usual

>> No.25055882

>>25055808
Yea i do hold amd stocks aswell, its a long position

>> No.25055887

Monday - 5% up
Tuesday - 7% down
No, losing $700 in less than 3 hours doesn’t make me want to kill myself. Why do you ask?

>> No.25055895

>>25055584
looks like they did it just for you. $8 recovery

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YOU DID BUY THE TSLA DIP RIGHT?

LAST CHANCE FOR $700 EOY

>> No.25055897

>>25055744
>listening to /biz/: the portfolio

>> No.25055899

>>25055801
CDC website

>> No.25055909

we buying the MRNA dip or what

>> No.25055912

>>25055857
This website literally sources blogs from schizophrenic Q Anon hicks and tries to play it off as real evidence. Probably how the actual trials went for this election fraud garbage.

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>>25055865
But I'm big green today

>> No.25055915

i wish clf bro was here to give advice but he never comes on with the shitty stock is losing

>> No.25055917

>retards who are panic selling on a typical bear day
For how long have you been doing this?

>> No.25055918

Markets are gonna dump bros
(((Dollar))) is being pumped, don't hold bags

>> No.25055921

>>25055794
>>25055825
I fully expected
>how the fuck could you lose money
Posts, but this is the first year i can't catch a break. 2016-2019 were fucking glorious. Can't catch a break this year. Not gonna realize any losses though so I will hold to 0 if I have to and will just uninstall my broker if it happens and kill myself.

>> No.25055925

>>25055854
>then the market crashes
How many times does to Fed have to say “we won’t let the markets crash” until people stop saying this

>> No.25055926

>>25055744
Please stop buying weeklies you underage retard

>> No.25055930

>>25055506
>Vimeo
>world's leading video software company
what the fuck are they talking about? I thought Vimeo was a failed YouTube competitor that's been going nowhere for the last 13 years.

>> No.25055931

>>25055887
As long as your not leveraged to the brim why the hell does it matter what happens day to day, hour to hour? Have more conviction in your investments.

>> No.25055938

>>25055223
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-vodafone-satellite-idUSKBN20Q00F

>> No.25055949
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25055949

UUUU saving my portfolio

>> No.25055952

>>25055839
You do realize the market cap of TSLA is higher than all other car companies combined

>> No.25055953

>>25055876
it will be above $30 before you know it

>> No.25055955

>>25055918
Where have you been for the last 15 minutes? It has been dramatically priced in, we're in recovery phase now.

>> No.25055956
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I dont feel so good bros....

>> No.25055958
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>>25055326
>>25055327
>>25055335
Forgot to mention, but I did sell. Got out just in time to, seems to be stagnating at the moment. Even if it climbs higher I needed this. Family is gonna he more motivated to invest in me more for this little by little. Feel so damn happy

>> No.25055959

Imagine not buying bcrx

>> No.25055960

>>25055744
>He actually bought Mara puts
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.25055961

We need another 600$ check!!

>> No.25055963

>>25055915
>i wish clf bro was here to give advice
But he never gives advice. He just posts screenshots of his robinhood account between bong rips.

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>>25055678
Fucking neck yourself you pathetic shill god fucking damn every single time someone mentions the elections some fucking nigger pops out like WHERE R PROOFS :DDDD:D like god fucking damn shut the FUCK up this /smg/ you fucking kike.

That said, buy GME

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>>25055876
>still up 60%
>PALANTRANNIES GETTING RAPED AS USUAL

>> No.25055969

>>25055719
I have arkk and arkg and I’m putting my next paycheck and the 600$ stimmy into arkq

>> No.25055971

>>25055915
You want advice? Sell it and buy DM. If you hurry you might just buy the dip.

>> No.25055974

>>25055856
Sell everything. Everything is fucked. It’s going to crash with no bottom in sight.

>> No.25055975

>DM

>> No.25055982

was hexo really over four dollars yesterday? etrade is saying it's down three bucks to 1.02

>> No.25055984

>>25055930
lmao vimeo is garbage. the day youtube went out i went on vimeo i couldnt find a fucking video on there past 2009 and everything had 200 views even shit that was at the top of the search

>> No.25055985

Is this the big toilet flush?

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F

>> No.25055988

>>25055917
3 years

i've only ever known bullruns and i was cash through half of 2019 out of fear (after late 2018 dip) so I didn't even experience the March crash lol

>> No.25055989

>>25055925
Until the market crashes and the Fed backstop fails, then all hell breaks loose

But today is not that day

>> No.25055990

>TSLA
>PLTR
>CRSR
>DASH
>CLF
lmao

>GME
I kneel

>> No.25055992

>>25055925
Fed can´t save the market in January, they can continue to buy bonds, but stocks will crash anyways

>> No.25055993

>>25055921
what are you holding tho

>> No.25055995

Hehehe remember me?!?!
GME WILL NEVER GO OVER $8
WHAT'S WHAT I SEE WITH TQQQ? IT'S $149?
LOOKS LIKE A BEAR FLAG TO MY MEMELINES. I HOPE YOU ALL GOT SQQQ! PLTR? SHITSTOCK, I SHORTED IT AT $13!

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>>25055915
like a deadbeat dad

>>25055925
dude i'm not saying it's gonig to happen this year, just that the market is evolving and then it will stabliize. Then everybody let's their guard down, then it crashs. People got wiped out by COVID, now here I am making money off of it. Give it some time and I could very well be the guy getting wiped out and somebody else will make money off my failure.

>> No.25056004

>>25055194
yeah sell the bottom sounds like a great plan

>> No.25056017

>>25055926
Watching Baggie lose money is the best part of SMG

>> No.25056019

oh man clf is recovering i might sell these short term calls today

>> No.25056024

>>25054803
roll

>> No.25056028
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25056028

Anyone else here a BSTZebra?

>> No.25056033

what are warrants and why shouldnt i buy BRPAW shilled in the last thread

>> No.25056036

>>25055959
convince me this isn't just a falling knife.

>> No.25056037

>>25055993
Lots of leaps

>> No.25056038

So GME is pumping because of Ryan Cohen recalling his shares, right?

>> No.25056042

>>25055952
Tesla bears are truly pathetic. I wonder where the hell do you guys keep coming from? Is a new one born the moment another kills themselves?

>> No.25056050

>>25055955
stay poor
and gay

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>>25055896
I bought one hundred shares

to partially close my short

>> No.25056065

new bread -> >>25056052

>> No.25056068

>>25055958
Excellent work anon, you earned it.

>> No.25056082

>>25056042
not really addressing the point are you? be realistic before the rest of the market comes back to reality and leaves you holding bags in fantasy land.

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>>25055751
I'm trying to farm replies from MIGAtards, be quiet and go back.
>>25055857
>it's real
Why aren't they able to accept it?

>> No.25056111

should i hold these clf 1/18 calls if the strike is 14? or just sell now?

>> No.25056113

>>25055918
I'm in cash now with the exception of a few calls on oxy in the event that trump attacks iran in his final weeks

>> No.25056118

>>25056037
so wait, you were in cash starting late 2019 because you didn't feel good about the market, but then you start buying leaps now?

>> No.25056120

>>25055259
Ironically 3 months ago I also won big on both SPI and SUNW. Got $1K off of $100 in one day and it feels so good. Congrats anon!

>> No.25056131

tempted to get puts on gme

>> No.25056138

>>25055871
Update on the stripper gf situation?

>> No.25056161

>>25056028
Never heard of it before, doesn't look too bad

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>>25056095

your president will never be legitimate and you will never be a woman

>> No.25056179

Great lunch time is here, they'll dump TSLA back to $550 now.

>> No.25056187

>>25055992
This anon knows the truth. February will be a bloodbath

>> No.25056205

>>25055896
i missed the dip below 620 earlier but i got 624 locked in

>> No.25056218

cathie woods says after the current arkk return shes expecting 20% returns a year. are you guys giving up on it after this?

>> No.25056244

>>25056164
Beijing Biden will never be President.

>> No.25056251

Any other retards stuck holding VALE bags?

>> No.25056253
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>>25056187
>But today is not that day
>>25056187
Somebody is going to know when this is going to happen, and they will gtfo before we get a clue. That's just my opinion.

>> No.25056254

>>25056082
I'll be honest and say I don't actually hold any TSLA but I'm constantly kicking myself in the ass for not. TSLA is leaps and bounds ahead of the competition in almost every single aspect. From AI, autonomy, battery storage, sales growth etc. They're going to bankrupt companies like UBER and old auto companies will be left scratching their heads while Tesla gobbles up more of their market share.
You sound like the retards who were bearish on Steve Jobs and Apple while he was still with them.

>> No.25056255

>>25056218
my annualized return right now is 160% but that's probably not sustainable

>> No.25056299

>>25056218
as I keep saying many of her picks aren't great. You can pick stocks from her ETFs and outperform them easily.

>> No.25056309

>>25056038
nah im sure it's like 90% momentum/FOMO traders

>> No.25056315

>>25056254
>TSLA is leaps and bounds ahead of the competition in almost every single aspect.
But it is still not worth literally every one of its competitors combined.
If you have so much faith, why aren't you buying le dip?

>> No.25056322

>>25055952
Yes and hopefully if the market cap of Ford or toyota tanks, AAPL can just buy them out

>> No.25056339

>>25056309
fomo traders wouldnt base a trade off something smart they buy after something is green for a week

>> No.25056358

>keep going down, I want cheapies

>> No.25056377

>>25056315
I cant buy any until it dips to $480 or lower, otherwise my DCA will go up

>> No.25056383

>>25056315
>But it is still not worth literally every one of its competitors combined.
Kek, you still think that Tesla is only competing in the automotive industry.
>If you have so much faith, why aren't you buying le dip?
Because I'm retarded.

>> No.25056403

>>25056322
Holy crap literally CNBC just started saying the same thing

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>>25056377
Thanks for sharing bro.

>> No.25056445

>>25056218
Uhhhhh she said what and when?
She said protect profits pretty clearly also

>> No.25056469

>>25056254
but 1300 p/e

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>>25056322
I can't wait to see the Apple Mustang and the Apple Charger, I'm going to laugh my ass off.

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>>25056489

>> No.25056551

>>25056469
Most companies can't even be measured in P/E and yet Amazon exists after being unprofitable in their first 14 years. But please stay away from TSLA and any of my picks baggie, you'll crash the entire fucking market.

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>Need CLF to hit 14.20 today for Jan Calls to be profitable
p-please bogs

>> No.25056575

>>25056017
I enjoy him, mocking his trades is part of the fun

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>>25056315
The future is going to be an authoritarian dystopia and all the ways to measure value will be obsolete. If you have stock I suggest selling all of it and going on a cocaine/hooker binge, then living off grid for the rest of your life. TSLA has been made to destroy the entire market and basically just make all of wall street revolve around a few companies.

>> No.25056615

>>25056489
>>25056549
If you're gonna act like this in public, sit in cages and shit, why not just stay the fuck inside? Or is there some sort of contest on being the best kind of sheep?

>> No.25056631

>>25056572
just sell them and buy some april calls im about to. all my calls basically fucking broke even i dont even know if april calls are worth it anymore

i honestly think clf is just fucking garbage now

>> No.25056684

>>25056615
>he thinks clown world is meant to make sense
that's not how it works anon

>> No.25056688

>>25056615
>Or is there some sort of contest on being the best kind of sheep?
I think so, I think they expect to be rewarded somehow. I don't get it either, I act like a good boy but allowing behavior to evolve like that is just another level of being defeated.

>> No.25056697

>>25056631
After this whole debacle I might be done with these reindeer games for a while. Thinking about just buying 50% ARKK and 50% LEAPs and closing the apps for a while.

>> No.25056705

>>25056615
City people are unironically like this. Liberal indoctrination is incredibly effective.

>> No.25056729

why did i have to fall for the CLF meme...

>> No.25056768

>>25056705
it is much better to sit in a rural area and sit inside 24/7 like a caged animal

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i need to buy something

>> No.25056856

>>25054803
Rolling for best one

>> No.25056913

>>25056729
I fell for the VALE meme so it looks like we're in the same boat. Fucking hue hues

>> No.25056983

>>25055129
why would you hold that shit? GameStop is closing stores more then ever.

>> No.25057086

>>25056768
Literally, no one in my family has had to worry about the coronahoax for months now. They all live in the South and parts of the Midwest. The only people worrying about a fake virus are costal people.

>> No.25057093

>>25056138
Ya, she’s still here
Does this thing where she ruminates on a thing she doesn’t like for about 5 minutes.
Didn’t get the reaction I expected when I let her in. She just kinda nagged for about 10 minutes

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