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25036249 No.25036249[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>go out to eat
>walk in without a mask
>S-SIR YOU HAVE TO WEAR A MASK
>oh i do huh? ok sure i'll wear a mask no problem
>eat dinner
>in the tip field i write: mask
>sit around for an hour while sipping on my water so i can watch them keep walking by me visibly seething

it's fucking hilarious you guys should try it. it's either no mask or no tip, the choice is theirs. They even have the nerve now to tell me i have to put my mask back on in between every bite and sip. so i make their life living hell by making them refill my drink every 5-10 minutes and i wait to do it right as soon as they look their busiest. Also, don't forget to "spill" your drink right in their walkway before you leave.

>> No.25036300

You are a madman

>> No.25036330

You are a basedman

>> No.25036361

Based but also if you contacted covid and died due to some other preexisting condition that would be based too cause I love watching smug shitters get rekt

>> No.25036376

>>25036249
Based madman

>> No.25036378
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25036378

>>25036361
>die
>covid
>99.95% survival rate

>> No.25036390

>>25036361
What’s smug about fighting back

>> No.25036422

>>25036361
Sure that’ll happen.

>> No.25036431

also, i make sure i snap my fingers to get their attention. they REALLY hate that. if they dont respond you whistle at them like a dog. then once they come to your table thinking you want your check now, you just ask for another water kek

>> No.25036573

>>25036249
cringe

>> No.25036700

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc8J5b3DVP0

>> No.25036715

Whenever I visit the USA I always love eating out.

The service is mostly really great. Can't really find service like that anywhere else in the world

That being said, I always tip with a postcard of myself on a beach sipping a cosmopolitan, wearing speedos.

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25036748

Wearing masks is for liberal faggots, love to see them seethe. Based op!

>> No.25036933

>>25036249

Oh man, half of those glasses must've been filled with spit and cum.

But I bet that's what you wanted, you crazy fuck.

>> No.25037026

>>25036249
absolute child

>> No.25037031

>>25036431
based wagie antagonizer
>>25036700
imagine taking a minimum wage job that seriously

>> No.25037341

>>25036700
The seething in that comment section is unmatched. Do reddit cucks really?

>> No.25037372

>>25037026
absolute wagie

>> No.25037407

>>25036933
they don't really do that, they just hide in the kitchen and cry for a bit.

>> No.25037422

>>25036361
Sure man with a 99.9999% survival rate for people under 50 I somehow think he might make it

Had Covid it was absolutely nothing

>> No.25037430

>>25036300
>>25036330

Samefag is OP