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My parents are still not into crypto. This matters because once these useless boomers die I will inherit what is left. How do I change their minds?

>> No.25027566

>>25027468
same problem, bro

>> No.25027735
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>>25027468
point them to someone they respect who is invested and bullish on BTC. That will be hard to find since there aren't too many boomer idols into BTC. Maybe point to Twitter/Square founder Jack Dorsey, investor Peter Thiel, Fidelity Investments CEO Abby Johnson, etc and make them listen to Michael Saylor shill. A lot of older people will probably get in when Bitcoin is in the 6-figure range

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>>25027468
Try uniswap gambling and show them money

>> No.25027836

>>25027468

Fuck you for disrespecting your parents like that you worthless little leech. You literally deserve poverty and homelessness.

>> No.25027884

>>25027468
ok what software is simplest that can edit webms just to replace "being a dumb bitch" with "GENITAL HERPES" I MUST DO IT

>> No.25027889

>>25027468
drain cleaner tea.
daily for a month should do the trick

>> No.25027905

>>25027468
You can’t. They bought into a system and it’s probably working out relatively well for them. They are 95% to retirement which in their mind is success in the game they chose to play. To get them into BTC would require them to understand that a lot of their success was down to luck rather than skill.

>> No.25027959

>>25027836
You don't even know his situation dude. Motherfuckers could've kept him in a basement for 18 years or something... I mean, the disrespect would be justified if that'd be the case.

>> No.25028232

>>25027468
damn if thats not my fucking type
>thicc thighs
>small waist
>petite tits
>probably under 5 foot
My poor kids are doomed to be manlets

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>>25027468
How are the tests performed?

>> No.25028292

>>25027836
Fuck you useless boomer. You doomed us all and i owe you nothing. I didn't sign your contracts you will die alone from covid piece of shit

>> No.25028318

>>25027468
wtf the biche knows her place i want to smell her asshole haha

>> No.25028322

>>25028232
she's 5'10

>> No.25028368
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Sense of humor with massive brapper

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>>25027468
I seriously doubt normies will even consider calling their broker to "look into these internet coins" until they hear bitcoin hit 50k or even 100k

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>>25027836
>triggered bitch

>> No.25028490

>>25028403
this

>> No.25028564

My parents won't listen to me. They will buy when FOX news does an hour special on bitcoin when its 100k... Guess I'm just a brainlet to them

>> No.25028711

>>25028241
same as a pregnancy test

>> No.25028758

AAAAAAAA WHY THE FUCK DID YOU POST THAT WEBM ON THE BUSINESS BOARD YOU FUCKING COOMER, AAAAAAAAAA MY NO FAP STREAK IS ABOUT TO GO, AAA BAN HIM, BAN THAT FUCKING COOMER RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.25029096

>>25027735
Is that Ana?

>> No.25029464

>>25028232
>small waist
a..anon. she's already FAT at her young age and the lululemon pants gives the impression of small waist.
this girl will be a hambeast in 10 years

>> No.25030110

>>25027468
Her sister is hotter but a rural Chad lite already locked her down.

>> No.25030515

>>25030110
Drop some pics faggot

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>>25027468

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>>25030515
>coomerism
I'm on nofap buddy

>> No.25030961

>>25030683
Look faggot someone here needs to coom and if you're not going to do it then post the pics so someone else can

>> No.25030999

>>25027468
make it, but by then it will be too late and they're going to beg you to take care of them

>> No.25031190

>>25027468
absolutely disgusting body. fat ass girl needs to kys

>> No.25031453

>>25027735
old dog kek

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>>25027468
I finally told my parents I hold 10 BTC after we broke ATH. I told them that it isn't too late to buy 1. Oh well...

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>>25027468

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>>25028564
You know it

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>>25027468
Too late for them, if your parents aren't rich already, you won't be either.

Sorry zoomer

>> No.25032178

>>25027884
kek, do it

>> No.25032408

>>25028322
even better

>> No.25032445

>>25029464
You are already a hambeasted incel without waiting 10 years

>> No.25032493

>>25027468
My aunt pissed away over 50k over the past 4 years that she got from a settlement. Told her about Chainlink soon as it hit the market. Had she bought in she'd be a millionaire. Instead shes barely making it off disability now.

>> No.25032545

>>25032017
This a real tweet? Proofs?

>> No.25032630

>>25032445
You will never be a woman

>> No.25032639

>>25032630
You will never be a chad.

>> No.25032654

>>25027468
built for the bbc

>> No.25032913

>>25028368
>sense of humor
SIMPs are easy to impress

>> No.25033199

Made for anal creampie and ass tonguing.

>> No.25033300

So glad there is a more infectious strain of corona-chan out to kill off more boomers.

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>>25027836
>NNNOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN’T CALL OUT YOUR PARENTS FOR BEING RETARDED. THEY DIDN’T LET YOU STARVE OR LEAVE YOU OUTSIDE AS A DEFENSELESS KID AFTER THEY FUCKED TO HAVE YOU. NNNNOOOOOOO!

>> No.25033487

>>25033309
this

>> No.25033493

>>25027836
what do u expect from these degenerate retarded fucks on biz?