/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24982500]

>New lethal mutation of CoronaChan in the UK, spreading worldwide, immune to already released vaccines
>Martial Law and Civil War in the US
So, it looks like the best is yet to come

[Anonymous No.24982565]

>COVID21
Quasimodo predicted this

[Anonymous No.24982595]

Oy BLOIMEY its real lads promise you I do praise Allah

[Anonymous No.24982599]

>>24982500

Honestly, I think this is all another clickbait media hoax. But nonetheless, it will crash market prices in the short-run.

[Anonymous No.24982628]

No because orange man won't do martial law because he's a pussy and will just ask turtle man to give him his job back but the turtle wants dementia man instead

[Anonymous No.24982646]

>>24982500
What are you talking about?

It's a more contagious strain, it's not more deadly than the current strains. It's also still suppressed by the vaccines.

[Anonymous No.24982696]

>>24982646
So they have to make new flu vaccines every year because it mutates but all of a sudden the covid vaccine is a cure all no matter the strain?
Yeah fucking right, truth is they dont want to spend billions updating it so they will just say it works with the new strain instead

[Anonymous No.24982702]

>>24982646
The Vaccines in the UK have killed multiple people so far due to 'anaphylactic shock', even in individuals with no history of allergies.

[Anonymous No.24982755]

the corona virus vaccine will automatically bar you from the citadel.

[Anonymous No.24982768]

>>24982500
trains halted, roadblocks around London, shoot on sight

[Anonymous No.24982790]

>>24982702
Source needed

[Anonymous No.24982799]

>>24982500
>Johnson assured the country that the new strain is no more lethal, nor is it more resistant to the vaccine, but it has been driving up infections in parts of the country.

[Anonymous No.24982841]

>>24982702
anyone who is dumb enough to get this new jewish vaccine deserves to fucking die.
Imo this could be a good thing, we will be literally cutting out the dead weight of society, the cucks and simps, the anti-racist whites and thots will clamour for this new death in droves holyfuck this is actually awesome wtf i love jews now

[Anonymous No.24982840]

>>24982500
>Martial Law and Civil War in the US
WHEN NIGGER??
DON’T GIVE ME FALSE HOPES.

[Anonymous No.24982857]

>>24982841
ra ra raa Raa ra raaa

[Anonymous No.24982860]

>>24982702
This isn’t true but you‘re probably dumb enough to actually believe it so I feel sorry for you anon.

[Anonymous No.24982864]

>>24982841
Based

[Anonymous No.24982869]

>>24982500

[Anonymous No.24982944]

>>24982500
Shut the fuck up about this corona mutation you retards I never even believed the corona virus was real to begin with
Fuck the fuck off

[Anonymous No.24983270]

>>24982944
Brainlet if you ever went out of your basement you'd know

[Anonymous No.24983348]

>>24982944
Lol

[Anonymous No.24983412]

>>24982500
Viruses goal isn't to kill, it's to proliferate. It's evolutionarily more advantageous if they don't kill the host so they can spread.

So the natural evolutionary path of most viruses is to become more virulent and less lethal

[Anonymous No.24983458]

Don't worry, soon things will go back to normal, V shape recovery on economy.

[Anonymous No.24983497]

>>24982565
It's Nostradamus you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.24983516]

>>24982565
>>24983497

[Anonymous No.24983958]

>>24982841
It's a new world order vaccine therefore its the jesuits. They truly run the world although they do consist of many ashkenazi jewish people (synagogue of satan) who converted in the 16th century. It's the whole reason why we go off their calendar

[Anonymous No.24984033]

>>24983458
Didn't the chick in this webm have really low pain tolerance and faint from shit like stubbing her toe? Some nerve disorder iirc.

[Anonymous No.24984054]

>>24984033
Thats what (((they))) want to let you believe

[Anonymous No.24984079]

>>24982500
>global reset
>still no cheap corns
ngmi, you had 12 years

[Anonymous No.24984093]

>>24984033
They're saying that she hasn't posted on her social media accounts since speculating she might've died? idk how true that is.

[Anonymous No.24984109]

>>24983516
I kekd out loud. Thanks Freddie Krüger.

[Anonymous No.24984268]

>>24982500
>CoronaChan
Just open everything up already. We're destroying our society and our childrens' future once again to protect boomers. 90% of all deaths are above the age of 55

[Anonymous No.24984525]

>>24982755
this, The Citadel will read your vaxQR and ban you from entering

[Anonymous No.24984527]

>>24982500
Not a lethal mutation yet, just a more contagious one. It's too early for the lethal mutations. Have you ever played Plague Inc?

[Anonymous No.24984559]

>>24982500
>"MUH VIRUS"
dude get a fucking grip. literally no cares about that shit anymore. people now just wear mask out of habit.

[Anonymous No.24984604]

>>24982841
I never thought of it this way

[Anonymous No.24984754]

>>24982841
>>24984604
The vaccine will be formulated for a new virus release that will kill everyone except those who got the vaccine

[Anonymous No.24984807]

>>24982500
I'M REEEIIIICH BIIIIIITCH!!!

[Anonymous No.24985163]

>>24984754
Unfortunately yes, they will kill the free thinkers

[Anonymous No.24985310]

>>24982646
Are you telling me you don't go on /pol/? There's a civil war in the US happening right now you can see it through you're computer screen you kike nigger spic faggot kill non whites and praise Trump may I be blessed by kek to lick the shit off his asshole

[Anonymous No.24985484]

>>24982500
>new lethal version of the rebranded common cold
This is just to frighten people into getting the vaccine later

[Anonymous No.24985689]

>>24985310

[Anonymous No.24986215]

Do I cash out my travel stocks? I've made some profit off the vaccine news already.

[Anonymous No.24986623]

>>24984033
Seems a bit stupid to showcase a nurse who has such a low pain tolerance and is prone to fainting to the entire world taking the vaccine. The fuck were they thinking?

[Anonymous No.24987256]

>>24984033
she couldn't be a fucking nurse then

[Anonymous No.24987303]

The first batch wasn't contagious enough so they altered the formula to make it surface transferable. Gotta love gain of function conducted in shitholes with no regulation on it. You can always blame lab safety for distribution of a bioweapon.

[Anonymous No.24987332]

>>24982565
Let me tell you a couple of three things, /biz/. There's no stigmata attached to passing a Horshak test. It's a 'trunk pail of the oil'. Fool the eye. It was done by an artist right over here in West-hamster, she has nine pictures under her subspecies and worked on Law & Order: The SUV. Certains incidents have expired. I gave her a mellifluous box. By diversion, I tried to surmise her interest and have penissary contact with her Volvo, it was 'our mofo' at first sight but that hoo-ha was an albacore around my neck, I was prostate with grief and all the specifities that entrails. It's the alteration between the sacred and the propane. I'm a little miffled but yeah... A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold and revenge is like serving cold cuts. But I'm willingly to move forward, let the past be bygone. There's a little dysentery in the ranks and the hair apparent has been fucking ostrified. There's a flying ointment and we're in a stagmire. If we let it go too far, pretty soon we'll be fucking dogs. It's like the antidote from Thetalmud, he says dinosaurs died because they were meat-eaters, and now we are at the precipice of an enormous crossroads, we're like indigenous. Quasimodo predicted all of this. He's an old-fashioned kind of guy - very allegorical. Like King Lewis the Whatever from Versales or Sung Tizzoo, The Chinese Prince Matchabelli. Had all the earmarks of the sticking post, he hit Isaac Newton in the head with an apple. Like Hannibal Lecture and Captain Teebs, the Czechoslovakian interior decorator. He had pleurisy, more than once. Had to go to the hyperbolic chamber and piss into a cathode ray tube. The point that I'm trying to illustrate is that, of course historically, historical changes come out of war. The fundamental question is, will this Sopranos thread be as effective as the old one. And it will be. Even more so. But until it is, it's gonna be hard to verify that I think it'll be more effective.

[Anonymous No.24987397]

>>24987332
Didn’t read but assuming it’s mediocre pasta

[Anonymous No.24987707]

>>24982500
Oh no the flu 2.0, luckily I'm not a wagie and the ban on work won't affect me.

[Anonymous No.24987731]

>>24984754
wtf I love the vaccine now mr pfizer

[Anonymous No.24987769]

If you can't see that this is a ploy by (((them))) to scare the masses into taking their microchipped vaccine, you're literally retarded