/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.24932383]

Last hour before the weekend edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
Full playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3s0W8G-F7AdlU964_8WLh1YsCtQJ4lP1
Episode 7 out now! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMr7GCz9zeE

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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[Anonymous No.24932394]

FIRST FOR NO STIMULUS

[Anonymous No.24932408]

man I fucking hope Bitcoin crashes on the weekend

[Anonymous No.24932412]

Why are airlines/cruise ships tanking?

[Anonymous No.24932422]

first for buy my clf bags
>:(((

[Anonymous No.24932423]

HOLY FUCK WE'RE DUMPING SO HARD SOUR HOUR COMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24932426]

READY TO MAKE
READY TO MAKE
RE-READY TO MAKE SENSE OF ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING

[Anonymous No.24932446]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

[Anonymous No.24932453]

>up 3.7% today

[Anonymous No.24932462]

>>24932394
Might get a shutdown too. If we don't get a deal, shut down starts at midnight.

[Anonymous No.24932463]

ROLLING FOR MONDAY BOYS
EVEN = RED
ODDS = GREEN

[Anonymous No.24932468]

Imagine holding dollars over the weekend because the indexes were down 1%.
Dollars!

[Anonymous No.24932475]

Owning tsla is awesome

[Anonymous No.24932484]

Ready bros?

[Anonymous No.24932494]

>>24932468
I BET ON THE DOLLAR, USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.24932495]

Should I just not buy anything and wait to see what happens next week?

[Anonymous No.24932499]

Buy the CX dip!
Crazy good deal on CX today at $5.12 - you will not see this price again! (I was wrong about $5.25 being the bottom)
This is the last little bit of the cool off - look at the chart
RSI needed this cool-off badly - this is the last day of the 'cycle'
Easily back to $5.40-$5.50 within two weeks

[Anonymous No.24932501]

What are you holding for the week end?
I bought some PLTR, not sure why, but I'm mainly betting on uranium for green monday.

[Anonymous No.24932505]

>>24932475
Go ahead, hold through December 21st, see what happens >:)

[Anonymous No.24932521]

>>24932408
lmao salty nocoiners

[Anonymous No.24932528]

>>24932505
will do faggot!

[Anonymous No.24932533]

Shid

[Anonymous No.24932532]

>>24932453
cheers anon

[Anonymous No.24932545]

>>24932501
CLF, UUUU, and MMEDF

[Anonymous No.24932565]

>>24932412
round 3

[Anonymous No.24932566]

OPTI is not a scam it is a real company and it is going to make me rich. I am not selling any shares until 1.00, and then until 10.00.

[Anonymous No.24932567]

>>24932521
I am in Stablecoins you fag

[Anonymous No.24932569]

>>24932463
Don't jinx us with biased rolls.

[Anonymous No.24932572]

>>24932501
Holding my MARA position, UVXY calls and IWM puts

[Anonymous No.24932575]

I'm sorry, fren who shilled Telos.
But my losses were so big today and am so emotionally driven that i just went all in Telos, even though i've absolutely not a fucking clue of what i am doing. Literally all my life savings are in for a single sentence you made.

Lets just hope for the best.

[Anonymous No.24932584]

HOLY FUCK NASDUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24932586]

>>24932383
BUY GHIV SHARES NOW

[Anonymous No.24932590]

I might actually put a cap in my fucking head. RIOT is now up 8% on the week while bitcoin is up fucking 26%. What new magic is this where the business suddenly has no correlation to bitcoin. My weeklies are expiring worthless because dumb money niggers think the future of banking is somehow overpriced. Fuck niggers shit piss cum dick fuck you

[Anonymous No.24932594]

TLS boys reporting in

[Anonymous No.24932595]

WITCHING HOUR IS UPON US LADS

[Anonymous No.24932597]

BUY SH! BUY SH!!!

[Anonymous No.24932598]

TLS still pumping

[Anonymous No.24932599]

>>24932575
Anon, why do you went full retard?

[CLF Pleb No.24932602]

Anyone want to know how it feels to be financially raped hmu

[Anonymous No.24932610]

>>24932383
Frens can you help me turn my portfolio upside down? It seems that it only wants to go down and never up

[Anonymous No.24932611]

>>24932575
sell signal

[Anonymous No.24932617]

This is the literal bottom. Platinum bullrun now.

[Anonymous No.24932624]

>down $4k because of UPST and X

[Anonymous No.24932630]

KNOCK KNOCK IT'S CUNNY TIME

[Anonymous No.24932633]

>>24932599
argh I can´t speak english anymore

[Anonymous No.24932635]

buy CSV, lot's of funneral incomming
even their CEO knows it and is buying

[Anonymous No.24932636]

THE WITCHES HAVE COME

[Anonymous No.24932645]

>>24932586
Yes very good call sir. Pump the needful. May big white women breasts rain on all who buy discount SPAC

[Anonymous No.24932647]

COME ON DIRECT DEPOSIT MY WAGEBUX ALREADY HURRY THE FUCK UP I NEED TO DUMP IT ALL INTO PSYCHEDELIC STOCKS

[Anonymous No.24932651]

>>24932575
eh, so sell them before the market closes?

[Anonymous No.24932652]

GGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.24932658]

>>24932575
I can't stress this enough, PROTECT YOUR GAINS WITH A STOP LIMIT ORDER

[Anonymous No.24932663]

>>24932624
>buying X
Dios mio, you realize X can barely pay its debt, right?

[Anonymous No.24932667]

I fomo'd a share of TSLA today and it's gotta hit 690 for me to breakeven on the taxes on the TECHY I sold for it. Thing is, I really don't wanna hold TSLA long term.

Am I fukk?

[Anonymous No.24932668]

>>24932617
>This is the literal bottom.
Doubt it. Most normies probably don't even know the stimulus is gonna fail. They don't spend every waking hour watching the ticker.

[Anonymous No.24932673]

NOO WHAT THE FUCK I HAD GAINS NOW I HAVE HALF THOSE GAINS

[Anonymous No.24932674]

>>24932610
Seems more like it really wants to go up but it's incapable of doing so because of your dumb trades.

[CLF Chad No.24932677]

My $25s owie :(

Time to buy more cheapies kek

[Anonymous No.24932679]

>>24932590
if you want to invest in crypto why the fuck are you investing in bitcoin miners instead of bitcoin itself? sorry anon but that just seems retarded

[Anonymous No.24932693]

finance.yahoo.com/quote/VUZI?p=VUZI

WTF is going on with vuzi? everyrtime I think I missed the boat, it just keep going up 10% every day!

[Anonymous No.24932695]

Just a reminder, to thank ARK mommy.

[Anonymous No.24932697]

What's the best video to learn about options?

[Anonymous No.24932698]

>>24932635
kek. I had no idea we could get rich off the dead

[Anonymous No.24932705]

>>24932635
>ATH
ho no no no, you're not dumping on me.

[Anonymous No.24932704]

>>24932668
What do you think people are going to buy instead of stocks when the stimulus fails for the 100 time.
Dollars?
Fucking bonds?

[Anonymous No.24932712]

>>24932610
just flip it upside down
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.24932715]

>>24932667
> He managed to buy over the top.

[Anonymous No.24932719]

>>24932667
wtf you created yourself a problem. congrats

[Anonymous No.24932725]

>>24932575
I think you'll be fine but you will want to sell some next move up to keep cash on hand.

[Anonymous No.24932733]

I averaged down on my IWM puts since I bought them yesterday and now my average is 0.666

[Anonymous No.24932745]

>>24932636
NOOO SAVE ME BIG BRUDDER

[Anonymous No.24932749]

>>24932712
ok

[Anonymous No.24932751]

>>24932697
project option youtube channel

[Anonymous No.24932753]

>>24932673
it's called power hour
you get overpowered

[Anonymous No.24932754]

>>24932610
If you turn it upside down, you'd still be losing money. What you need is a reflection over the x-axis.

[Anonymous No.24932759]

Why isn't everything dumping harder? Did i take profits to rebuy for nothing??

[Anonymous No.24932760]

velodynebros... i can see the light... im dying with my stocks... tell amazon... i would have loved to ride in their robo taxis...

[Anonymous No.24932763]

>>24932383
stimulus uwu ?

[Anonymous No.24932766]

HOLY DUMP

[Anonymous No.24932770]

Guys I want to marry Meg Turrel

[Anonymous No.24932777]

buy SILJ calls for monday if you like money

[Anonymous No.24932784]

>>24932759
You'll have plenty of buy opportunities on monday.

[Anonymous No.24932786]

>>24932679
Because miners are the future of the industry. Exchanges rely on miners, traders do, the entire network rests on them. They can easily pivot into lightning when the time is right. They have insane amounts of liquidity on hand. They can double dip in the debt markets by taking out loans on their business assets and bitcoin itself. If bitcoin goes up a percent miners should be up 5%. For some reason some literal niggers however believe the business is overvalued right now and selling despite a literally historic bitcoin run. Fuck those niggers, I will keep buying until the market feels the fucking squeeze from having been short sighted retards if I have to. But short term losses still hurt.

[Anonymous No.24932790]

>>24932751
Lel, saw him on top when I search for tastyworks. Guess I will follow through

[Anonymous No.24932799]

>>24932705
they are making money thou, forward p/e was pretty good when i bought it several weeks ago
alternatively you can check SCI >>24932698

[Anonymous No.24932801]

Were the real winners of Tesla were those who bought enough shares early on to sell 1000 covered contracts at a time to stupid idiots?

[Anonymous No.24932807]

>bcrx rising for no reason
I love this lil guy

[Anonymous No.24932809]

DIE STOCKS DIE!

[Anonymous No.24932812]

>>24932749
now sideways

[Anonymous No.24932813]

>>24932759
Expect it to steadily go down until AH
Then the real jews come out to play

[Anonymous No.24932814]

>>24932801
yes

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24932815]

-50% on my AMRS calls. Fuck this shit~

[Anonymous No.24932823]

Reminder that jews want 666 close on TSLA for happening to proceed.

[Anonymous No.24932827]

DO WE PULL OUT OF UUUU????????

[Anonymous No.24932830]

>>24932815
You did it to yourself. The stock is a furnace and the CEO is a pyscho look at the max chart.

[Anonymous No.24932831]

DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.24932832]

>>24932812
I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.24932838]

Did Sherman just market sell 6 million shares?

[Anonymous No.24932839]

> $50k gain in two months
OH GOD I'M ACCOOMULATING

[Anonymous No.24932840]

Anyone else open TSLA shorts at 670+?
Feels pretty good to be a short chad

[Anonymous No.24932846]

>>24932815
Hey I went to bed before I saw if you said you were going to hire me or not last night

[Anonymous No.24932847]

>>24932667
nah, I'm thinking based

[Anonymous No.24932848]

my portfolio is GHIV positive

[Anonymous No.24932849]

>>24932801
yes. same with SOXLchad and his ONE THOUSAND shares of SOXL. forever fucking jealous

[Anonymous No.24932854]

GME WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.24932857]

Nice market you got there, would be a shame if something were to happen to it

[Anonymous No.24932858]

>>24932383
>muh GME
>muh PLTR
>muh CLF
>muh btc
>muh shitcoins

[Anonymous No.24932861]

Carnival Corporation (cruise line stock)
Are they gonna raise to precovid in your opinion? May be a good trade considering that Royal Caribbean is eating shit at the moment and carnival could come out as a monopoly after this bloodshed.

[Anonymous No.24932864]

NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.24932868]

I pulled out most of my shares today, can't seem to make money right now and I have no idea wtf is going to happen on Monday

[Anonymous No.24932871]

>>24932832
made me turn my head

[Anonymous No.24932876]

AI bros we're going down so hard.

[Anonymous No.24932882]

>>24932838
Maybe, he's got authorization to sell 100 million in shares.

[Anonymous No.24932883]

CLF sucks so bad lol

[Anonymous No.24932886]

4x WITCHERY

[Anonymous No.24932887]

>>24932599
Because i'm getting desperate, i've got wiped out of 2 months of gains today alone, and i'm fed up with this clown market making no sense at all. At this point i feel like launching the dart with closed eyes is as good as DD. So i'll trust the fren and take the casinopill. Just for once i want something gud to happen to me.

Also i'm a full blown retard.

[Anonymous No.24932888]

>>24932840
do it
DOOOO IT!!!!!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24932895]

>>24932846
I said no, we already have a guy with epilepsy, and if anybody is going to drink on the job it's going to be me. All of the positions you were applying for were filled.

[Anonymous No.24932898]

WE GET SO COCKY BROS THEN THE BEARS COME FUCK US AND REMIND US THAT STONKS TAKE THE ELEVATOR DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24932901]

>>24932786
ok that makes some sense, never thought of it like that

[Anonymous No.24932903]

>>24932667
>a share
Your lunch money, GONE

[Anonymous No.24932907]

>>24932847
I can't wait for Musk to go to the Moon with his rocket, and to be stamping out Star Ships like cars.

We'll enter the Space-Com bubble.

[Anonymous No.24932906]

>>24932883
Chill bro. It's a long hold

[Anonymous No.24932908]

>>24932868
You were supposed to buy the dip. Stimulus is going to happen, moderna is getting approved. What are you doing nigger?

[Anonymous No.24932909]

>>24932849
Morons were calling him a retard for going all in on one of the most important sectors that will still be growing for a while. SOXL's one bad aspect is how much INTCel is weighted in it. Without INTCel it would be insane.

[Anonymous No.24932914]

>>24932895
aw dang

[Anonymous No.24932915]

I love when payday is a red day. Time to buy more commodities ;)

[Anonymous No.24932917]

>>24932499
Buy the CX dip!
You cannot beat these prices! This is like walking into Best Buy and seeing a 60 inch plasma for $199
only $5.10 right now - take advantage of this dip!!

[Anonymous No.24932922]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD IM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMPPPIIINNNGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.24932925]

Will probably sell CLF Monday at open. Got in at $11.8 and want to take my profits.

[Anonymous No.24932926]

>>24932908
I MISSEDF THE PLTR DIP

[Anonymous No.24932927]

I sold all my GME shares at $14 (kept my April calls) and now i feel bad
but at same time i can't justify being so deep into GME with Sherman at the top

but at same time, im sad

[Anonymous No.24932930]

what's a good price for rtx?

[Anonymous No.24932932]

>>24932858
we're back boys

[Anonymous No.24932936]

CLF

CLF

CLF

CLF

CLF

[Anonymous No.24932939]

Anyone familiar with trailing orders? What are some do's & don'ts?

[Anonymous No.24932940]

>>24932827
Was getting bogged part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.24932942]

>market tanks
>its AH
>congress approves the deal
>jews buy everything cheap
pottery

[Anonymous No.24932943]

>>24932733
Don't fight the retard strength smallcaps. You'll only hurt yourself.

[Anonymous No.24932944]

>>24932886
:^)

[Anonymous No.24932952]

>>24932930
$65

[Anonymous No.24932954]

>>24932887
just spend all your money on an ETF like the MSCI world or SPY or QQQ etc. , don´t spend it on a single stock

[Anonymous No.24932959]

>>24932883
>>24932906
it could take a year to get back to $6

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24932960]

>>24932914
also you weren't diverse enough.

[Anonymous No.24932967]

>>24932908
Sold half of everything, can't figure out what to buy. I guess that's what I'm doing. I can't figure this week out at all. You are probably right but I'm not buying on ignorance.

[Anonymous No.24932970]

>>24932942
options sellers and hodlers win again!

[Anonymous No.24932971]

>>24932861
Invest in Disney. You get exposure to cruise industries but the stock itself is a diversified business and family brand name.

[Anonymous No.24932973]

>>24932901
Buy now

[Anonymous No.24932975]

>>24932858
That rating was stated to be false and will be corrected.

[Anonymous No.24932977]

>>24932575
HAHAHAHA IR GUNNA BE RICH WAIT TILL IT X5 by March HOLD STRONG HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.24932984]

>>24932499
>>24932917
Dude stop doing this.
I'm long CX and CX calls and you're making feel like a retard. This is why no one bought CLF.

[Anonymous No.24932987]

>>24932907
He needs to start researching fuel production techniques, if SpaceX can get the cost of fuel down then there's a chance for an LEO renaissance.

[Anonymous No.24932991]

>>24932939
Stop loss? Don't set it too tight. You set too tight you get sniped and it frog bounces straight back up after.

[Anonymous No.24932992]

Holding my TSLA until the last 5 minutes. going to be a wild ride

[Anonymous No.24933005]

>>24932907
The space economy bubble will be enormous because the actual potential is massive, just like how the dot.com bubble was predicated on the very real (but very early) power of the internet. So you'll get a bubble, a bust, and then a decade later suddenly space will be worth trillions of dollars for real.

[Anonymous No.24933012]

>>24932967
Buy Citigroup. It is down only because of stimulus uncertainty. Should go to $65 soon easy.

[Anonymous No.24933014]

>>24932943
I think they'll lead the dump if Monday turns out to be red, but then again I am retarded.

[Anonymous No.24933020]

CLF support is 13.51

[Anonymous No.24933032]

>>24932725
Ok fren, i'll follow your advice. Sell half my position once it reach $30, then decide what to do afterward.
For the moment i'm too emotional, i prefer to simply close my broker and not think about the crazy thing i just did. I feel like i'm about to burst into tears and i dont even know why...
I'm tired, so tired fren of this clownworld. Sometimes i really wish my mom aborted me.

[Anonymous No.24933038]

bcrx reedeming itself today, i trust the pajeet for many gains monday, may vishnu bless the market

[Anonymous No.24933044]

Should I sell my AAL stock? I fear a blood red monday.

[Anonymous No.24933050]

>>24933005
>The space economy
There's nothing in immediate space, it's empty. And we're not reaching the inner asteroid belt in our lifetime.

[Anonymous No.24933057]

#zerobids
#nobounce

[Anonymous No.24933058]

Anybody else wanna buy GME calls to catch Q4 earnings?

[Anonymous No.24933060]

>>24932907
it's going to be based

[Anonymous No.24933065]

>>24932984
I'm long CX as well - I didn't see it pulling back to $5.10 today after all the resistance at $5.30 the past few days
I know it sucks having our shares/calls crater, but I really think this is the last day of the 'cycle'
This is the ideal entry point (that you and I both missed, but they don't need to miss it!)

[Anonymous No.24933067]

>>24933005
Space is gonna have to open up some new funky shit though if that's the case; the internet was easy to proliferate content on and timelines could be short. Space timelines, aside from the moon, start at months

[Anonymous No.24933073]

>>24933044
im holding my airlines for 2 years. also i want the lower tax rate on gains.

[Anonymous No.24933081]

CLOSE THE MARKET EARLY
STOP THE COUNT
IT KEEPS FALLING
AAAH
DO SOMETHING
MOMMY

[Anonymous No.24933080]

>>24933050
>he inner asteroid belt
Could you set the bar any lower?
You get me to orbit and I'll reach the belt by farting.

[Anonymous No.24933084]

HOLY FUCK WE STILL HAVE 40 MINS OF DUMP LEFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24933087]

>>24933050
SpaceX is about 60% done the hard part of opening up cislunar space and Mars.

[Anonymous No.24933090]

>>24933044
>He thinks Congress will pass any stimulus this year

[Anonymous No.24933094]

I'm not sure what stock to hold over the weekend. Not sure if I should sell CLF and secure what little gains I got or seee if it can go even higher.

[Anonymous No.24933101]

i bought clf get out while you can

[Anonymous No.24933102]

>>24933050
dude man, that's totally it, just like there was nothing on the internet at first except for copies of the anarchist's cookbook and tutorials on how to hack phones
you are a smart man who will make many rupees

[Anonymous No.24933103]

Why do I always buy the literal top :(

[Anonymous No.24933109]

>>24933084
>he thinks it ends before after hours end at 8:00 PM EST

[Anonymous No.24933112]

>>24933103
Why do I short every bottom?

[Anonymous No.24933113]

>>24932594
these are some comfy gains. not turbo gains like ai or upst, but comfy gains

[Anonymous No.24933116]

>>24932658
Stop limits are a jewish trick, set a mental stop limit

[Anonymous No.24933118]

>>24932987
He uses fucking liquid methane to propel is rocket. There is nothing complicated about LNG and its cheap as fuck as a metter of fact being transported on ships almost like oil.

Special rocket fuels are very dangerous and will rarely be used due to how fucky they are.
(Search monomethildrazine for example)

[Anonymous No.24933126]

Emergency stimulus drop when..

[Anonymous No.24933131]

>1% drop
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.24933133]

sorry senpai

[Anonymous No.24933134]

>>24933065
I bought ages ago when JP Morgan shilled it.
Just quit it with the scummy salesman stuff and self-replies.

[Anonymous No.24933139]

>>24933032
Emotions are your worst enemy when it comes to the markets. You can train yourself to ignore them with experience but it might be a good idea to just keep most of your capital in index funds in a separate account so you don't panic. Life is a grind until you finally break free anon you will get there eventually just live honestly and work hard. Start reading The Bible.

[Anonymous No.24933140]

WHITE HOUSE COORDINATING WITH AGENCIES ON SHUTDOWN GUIDANCE
https://twitter.com/4xInsight/status/1340029782927568897

[Anonymous No.24933142]

>>24933103
You have no self control. This must be a common theme in your life.

[Anonymous No.24933143]

any spacecraft that burns propellant is stone age tier

[Anonymous No.24933146]

Guys I'm about to buy $5000 of CLF... someone stop me please

[Anonymous No.24933147]

>>24933050
Thats why we should buy futures on asteroid mining.

[Anonymous No.24933150]

NOOOOOOO MY TSLARINOS

[Anonymous No.24933155]

>>24933140

[Anonymous No.24933156]

>>24933050
>satellite internet

it's just one thing, then all the other stuff that can be done with satellites, there is a reason space is already full of them

[Anonymous No.24933158]

UPST YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEEEEE

WHAT IS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.24933159]

>>24932992
>he doesn't know index funds won't start buying tsla until AFTER it's been added to the sp500
big oof

[Anonymous No.24933160]

>>24933118
>>24932987
They're also worthing on using Sabatier reactors to produce methane on Mars. This actually doesn't work on the Moon though, because there's no CO2.

[Anonymous No.24933161]

Fucking IDEX this after i made $12000 in 30 minutes

Still sitting on freebies . This fucking thing is like the last unpumped EV

[Anonymous No.24933173]

>>24933146

[Anonymous No.24933176]

SELL EVERYTHING LOL

BYE TESLA
IMAGINE BEING A TESLA HOLDING RETARD AND NOT SELLING AT 1300 P/E RATIO LMAO

[Anonymous No.24933177]

IF QQQ BREAKS 308 ITS FUCKING VOER SUB 300 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24933180]

Do I hold SPY puts through the weekend?

[Anonymous No.24933184]

>>24933050
asteroid belt will be priced in, just buy. it will be the most speculative and insane market ever

[Anonymous No.24933186]

oh ho, what's this little flock doing?

[Anonymous No.24933187]

>>24932987
He's on his 20th prototype, the 8th one crashed because of a lack of helium pressure which is what happened with a Falcon rocket,the 9th one is coming up for a launch in a few days or weeks.

It's a matter of figuring out how they need to build the rocket before they stamp them out like 747s.

>>24933005
My prediction is that when Musk goes to the moon 8 times when the SLS struggles to send up a rocket twice there will be a explosion in start ups to copy Musk.

I could see domestic & Foreign steel mills considering the idea of hiring rocket engineers to build them a design to use their steel because the SpaceX rocket is a glorified water tank.

[Anonymous No.24933190]

>>24933126
after the market closes, how many times have we done this dance so far? imagine being 19 years old and thnking the government shut down is some real crisis and not just pro wrestling in pants suits

[Anonymous No.24933193]

hey guys i just want you to know i bought one share of upst at 44.01 so i'm the one who did this to you

[Anonymous No.24933194]

If CLF would just...

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24933195]

what cheapies do I buy to make that there aht gains

[Anonymous No.24933196]

I'm all cash bros

[Anonymous No.24933204]

>>24933177
HOLY FUCK IT DESTRYOED IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24933205]

>>24933159
Oh for sure there's no back hand deals going on...
Why hold until Monday?

[Anonymous No.24933207]

Today hurts but I’m glad you guys are with me. Thanks frens

[Anonymous No.24933208]

>>24933038
Red days were just so you could buy more sir, it did the needful so you may also do the needful sir. Big gains coming!

[Anonymous No.24933210]

>>24932848
I love the name, to bad it's wasted on a SPAC crabbing sub 11.

[Anonymous No.24933216]

>>24933146
Tell us how it goes

[Anonymous No.24933219]

IMAGINE BEING SUCH A FUCKING RETARD THAT YOU THINK TESLA IS A GOOD BUY AFTER ALREADY RISING 700% THIS YEAR

[Anonymous No.24933227]

kek TSLA

[Anonymous No.24933228]

>>24933190
>pro wrestling in pants suits
At least someone gets it

[Anonymous No.24933233]

NGA is mooning!

[Anonymous No.24933238]

I have a question for the non retards in this thread. Pic related. Should i be buying to close this AAPL call right now so that I can roll up into a new two week call? is that standard procedure? or should i wait until monday before opening a new position and then just let this guy expire? please help, kind of an options noob

[Anonymous No.24933239]

>>24932412
>airlines
Don't know
>cruises
As it should be.

[Anonymous No.24933240]

>>24933134
I really don't think it's being a "scummy salesman" to point out the deals available in the market
eg. You notice that a strong uptrending stock has dipped more than it should have, and that it's potentially a really good buying opportunity
/smg/ lurkers can think for themselves and evaluate whether it is a dip they really want to buy
I know that I appreciate it when I see other people post "Buy the 'xyz' dip!" as it makes me go check out the stock and evaluate for myself if it's a buy or not

[Anonymous No.24933243]

when can I buy spacex shares

[Anonymous No.24933245]

>>24933146
based

[Anonymous No.24933246]

>>24933186
kek

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24933248]

2 more VALE calls in the basket

[Anonymous No.24933255]

>>24933238
You'll have to ask in a different thread, everyone here is retarded smart guy

[Anonymous No.24933264]

>>24933219
BUY
HIGH
SELL
LOW

[Anonymous No.24933265]

>>24932987
The cheapest rocket in terms of cost per kilogram to orbit is the Falcon 9 which is around 50 million but has a fuel cost of only $200,000. Fuel costs have never been a limiting factor.

[Anonymous No.24933268]

>>24933159
No retard they're tracking it right now and will buy the price that it closes at

[Anonymous No.24933273]

bears are not allowed to cum

[Anonymous No.24933279]

>>24933248
Good use your gook magic to send them back to their favela

[Anonymous No.24933282]

>>24933238
if you let it expire you're gonna have to excercise it and then sell the shares manually

[Anonymous No.24933287]

>>24933248
FUCK OFF DONT TOUCH MY VALE CALLS BAGGIE

[Anonymous No.24933292]

Anti aging drug stock recco anyone?

[Anonymous No.24933295]

My CUNNY has crabs
DIE BOBO DIE
I NEED CUNNY

[Anonymous No.24933300]

>>24933139
You sound very based so i trust your judgment. Maybe you are my guardian angel, who knows! I'm reading the revelations again tonight. I feel like it's coming, the final battle is near and instead of being prepared i'm a fucking poorfag doing dumb choices.

Sorry Jesus, i didn't want to be a retard but here i am.

[Anonymous No.24933303]

>>24933240
Talking about the copy/pasted shpiel, the self replies, the fact that you're arguing TA.
A simple >CX looks cheap today
would suffice.
Forget it though, I'm not the post police.

[Anonymous No.24933305]

>>24933160
From the moon the ship and cargoes will be launched with space catapults mark my words.

[Anonymous No.24933311]

>>24933180
I just bought some in anticipation of Softbank's options expiring worthless.

[Anonymous No.24933312]

>>24933273
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.24933314]

So funny how everyone on here hates TSLA because they missed out on huge gains lmfao

[Anonymous No.24933321]

>>24933282
im selling this option

[Anonymous No.24933323]

Die! Tesla Die!

[Anonymous No.24933332]

>try to make my own big play
>get rekt
At least I've only lost like $300.

[Anonymous No.24933335]

>>24932858
You know of Splitting. ? You didnt read the Gerneral meeting. They are gonna reverse split, well they allready did it.

[Anonymous No.24933343]

>>24933205
because Elon is the fucking maaan and no amount of whinging you can do will change that

[Anonymous No.24933347]

GAINS ARE GONE :crab:

[Anonymous No.24933357]

>>24933314
$180 average here.

[Anonymous No.24933368]

>>24933314
Fucking retard.
I doubt anyone here "missed" TSLA.
But reasonable it is not.

[Anonymous No.24933371]

What is happening to AMD?

[Anonymous No.24933374]

>>24933312
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[Anonymous No.24933376]

>>24932575
Really dumb but as least it was a good bet. You're prolly up like what, 1 or 2%?

[Anonymous No.24933387]

>>24933268
>what is supply and demand economics principles

[Anonymous No.24933393]

>>24933314
2 months ago every other post was about TSLA going up, kys retard

[Anonymous No.24933397]

Can anyone tell if clsk is about to dip or it's going to go up over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.24933410]

>UUUU
>MMEDF

cozybros

[Anonymous No.24933418]

When do they have to vote on the Stimulus? Wondering because of Vix.

[Anonymous No.24933432]

>>24933371
I got the alert, too. Looks like it jumped off the high dive.

[Anonymous No.24933435]

>>24933418
Saturday

[Anonymous No.24933440]

>>24933314
Tesla has a cap of 600b, literally EVERYONE made money with it. It's not some le sekrit stock but a bubble to which everyone has shoveled cash

[Anonymous No.24933444]

Stonks in uniswap

deus.finance

No kyc
No bullshit

[Anonymous No.24933446]

>>24932827
lmao buy signal

[Anonymous No.24933447]

>>24933418
when can I invest in spacex? I don't care about his gay little cars. but space is something I want my hands in

[Anonymous No.24933448]

>>24933321
oh, then let it expire

[Anonymous No.24933452]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.24933454]

>>24933303
I hear you
I just don't think it's wrong to point out 'good deals' or reply back to your post with more follow-up info
We have IDs - it's not like I'm CLF tranny using a different device to respond to his post. Everyone can see that it was me responding to my original post
Imo the RSI TA is very relevant to CX when considering to buy the dip, when the same pattern has occurred multiple times over the last year

[Anonymous No.24933459]

I'm doing it guys... I never thought I would become this autistic.
I'm doing eeeet
I'm shorting TSLA
Wish me luck !!!!

[Anonymous No.24933461]

>>24933050
It doesn't matter. People still believe in people ever landing on the moon, if you tell them we're going to mars, they'll believe it, and the market is fueled by belief.

[Anonymous No.24933462]

>>24933447
Google has a 5% stake in them I believe.

[Anonymous No.24933463]

Give me my fucking STIMMY
I need pretzels
Pretzels and CUNNY

[Anonymous No.24933468]

>>24933447
you'll have to settle for SpaceX's retarded cousin, SRAC

[Anonymous No.24933471]

>>24933447
Whenever they stop being private
Apparently a space ETF opened up recently, something like SPCX idk

[Anonymous No.24933472]

>>24933368
99.9% of people here missed TSLA and the 700% gains YTD. You faggots are shitting yourself in excitement when it's down only 1%. If it drops back to where it was last month, you'll go crazy and pretend like you didn't get rekt every other time you tried to short it.

[Anonymous No.24933476]

>tfw /smg/ is posting red wojacks and bobos, and I'm still bigly green

[Anonymous No.24933479]

>>24933159
>>24933268


*WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO*

ATTENTION INVESTMENT MANAGER THIS IS THE S&P POLICE
IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT YOUR PORTFOLIO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH TSLA. UNDER THE PEE PEE POO POO STATUES YOU ARE NOW BEING PLACED IN MARKET ARREST.

RECTIFY THE POSITIONS. YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO COMPLY

[Anonymous No.24933481]

NEW /smg/ OFFICIAL RULE (enforced by jannes):

***YOU CAN ONLY POST ABOUT TSLA IF YOU HOLD A SHORT POSITION

[Anonymous No.24933483]

>>24933314
I missed out, and I'm hating on Tesla, but I'm not hating on TSLA because I missed out. Tesla is simply a bubble and will pop, we're just not sure whether it will go to 0 or not.

[Anonymous No.24933486]

>>24933418
According to Senator Thune Sunday, but maybe even next week.

[Anonymous No.24933489]

>>24933459
>Shorting when its already red on the day.
You are retarded

[Anonymous No.24933494]

>>24933146
I can't. It's at such a discount.

[Anonymous No.24933501]

>>24933459
>I'm doing it guys... I never thought I would become this autistic. I'm doing eeeet I'm shorting TSLA Wish me luck !!!!

rip anon rip

[Anonymous No.24933500]

>>24933459
okay now this is based

[Anonymous No.24933505]

>>24933446
Just scooped a few hundred more shares. Monday is going to be beautiful.

[Anonymous No.24933507]

If I have a business credit card thats only used for expenses is it a good idea to spend reward points, like miles, for my own personal use? Or does that have to go back into business too?

[Anonymous No.24933511]

When do I buy CLF calls? Now?

[Anonymous No.24933515]

>>24933459
redpilled

[Anonymous No.24933521]

>>24933459
How did you know?

[Anonymous No.24933529]

>>24933472
no one here is smart enough to short anything

[Anonymous No.24933532]

>NEWS — @senatemajldr has just “hotlined” a two-day government funding bill to avoid a shutdown tonight
>This means he’s checking in to see if there’s any opposition to passing it by unanimous consent.

[Anonymous No.24933541]

>>24933459
THIS IS WHY IT NEVER GOES DOWN YOU DAFT FUCKING CUNT. STOP FEEDING THE FIRE.

[Anonymous No.24933544]

>>24933511
No! Buy on green days and sell on red!

[Anonymous No.24933552]

>Stock flat as a loli's budding tits
>Suddenly 800%
>News of it going up is also the exact same moment it falls 400%

WHY?!?
I want to find a stock I see growing and earning money from. NOT buy and instantly lose half my money each fucking time!!!!!

[Anonymous No.24933555]

>>24933507
Anything can be a business expense if you believe hard enough.

[CLF Pleb No.24933557]

What’s the fastest way to kill myself? Because draining my bank account slowly isn’t working.

[Anonymous No.24933566]

INTC BTFO

[Anonymous No.24933568]

>>24933483
>it's not me that's a dum-dum, it's the market that's a dum-dum

[Anonymous No.24933578]

>>24932658
Trailing stop loss 20% GTC amirite?

[Anonymous No.24933579]

whats the biggest play for monday

[Anonymous No.24933580]

Lads, he has done it. The first TSLA bear to ever make 2% off the position.

[Anonymous No.24933582]

I AM DOWN 0.2% TODAY I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.24933585]

>>24933579
short TSLA

[Anonymous No.24933586]

what about BABA? its been crabbing long enough

[Anonymous No.24933595]

>>24933507
spend it on yourself. if your accountants keep track of it (they probably dont) tell them its non-taxable and to fuck off and mind their own business. its because of you that they even have jobs (if you're in sales)

[Anonymous No.24933597]

HOLY FUCK NASDUMP THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT IN HISTORY CANT STOP TANKING WHAT THE FFUCK FUCK YOU NIGGERS DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO ISRAEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24933607]

> QUAD WITCHING

[Anonymous No.24933610]

>>24933541
Don't worry anon. Rumours are the fire will get crushed and extinguished by the might of the S&P500 inclusion.
This is a force bigger than me

[CLF Pleb No.24933614]

>>24933557
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.24933616]

>>24933600
>>24933600
>>24933600
NEW
>>24933600
>>24933600
>>24933600
NEW
>>24933600
>>24933600
>>24933600
NEW
>>24933600
>>24933600
>>24933600
NEW
>>24933600
>>24933600
>>24933600
NEW

[Anonymous No.24933619]

>the jew dumps the market
>he thinks I'll drop my stocks specifically picked for the week end so he can have them cheap for their monday pump
Now I'm sure I have my money at the right place.

[Anonymous No.24933621]

>>24933579
long TSLA

[Anonymous No.24933622]

>>24933580
God damn its gonna tank hard on Monday. I fear it will crash the market with no survivors

[Anonymous No.24933625]

>>24933472
post your tesla gains. show us how rich you are.

[Anonymous No.24933632]

>>24933557
> Buy a 300 foot long rope
> Tie it off on a telephone poll
>Wrap it around your neck
> Get in your car
>Play "Song of the south"
>Drive

[Anonymous No.24933655]

>>24933625
>>24933472
this guy is a larp 100%.. I would be suprised if he owns more than 1 share

[Anonymous No.24933680]

>>24933371
When it hits $93 area it's a red hot buy. It could definitely fall back to $80's but AMD always has these big corrections after hitting highs and it always goes back up a few times before breaking through to new highs.

[Anonymous No.24933717]

>>24933447
Not right now: you can bet on SRAC, VGCA or SPCE

[Anonymous No.24933719]

How do I buy Aussie stocks as a burger?

[Anonymous No.24933776]

>>24933625
>>24933655
Eat shit. This isn't even my true average and I have over 100k worth of realized profit.

[Anonymous No.24933808]

>>24933776
Also, I have more TSLA in my margin account.

[Anonymous No.24933831]

>>24933552
>baby's first PnD scheme.

[Anonymous No.24933849]

>>24933776
ok but this is my first short on TLSA and now go to sleep mumu

[Anonymous No.24933854]

>>24933776

COOL DUDE
YOU BETTER SELL IT SOON

[Anonymous No.24934126]

last chance for draftking rocket once stimulus approves

[Anonymous No.24934751]

>>24932987
Hence buy UUUU

[Anonymous No.24934868]

>>24932786
but mining soon will become obsolete as the last bitcoin will be mined