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>26 years old
>$1.2M net worth, 200k annual income
>my wife is obese

>> No.24912522

Everybody has choices

>> No.24912532

>>24912505
ooooooofffffffff try fucking her more maybe you can fuck the weight off her

>> No.24912546

>>24912505
Think about your priorities. Would she be a good mother?

>> No.24912549

>>24912505

get rid of the fat cunt asap

>> No.24912550

>>24912505
>wife obese

luckky man

>> No.24912551

>>24912505
That’s a rough feel bro. No fat chicks.

>> No.24912555

>>24912505
Stop giving her food then

>> No.24912569

>he lets his wife do as she pleases

ngmi

>> No.24912578

>>24912505
Some people only want the milk but you bought the whole damn cow. I like how you think, OP

>> No.24912582

do you regret getting married so early? you could be a 30+ multimillionaire bachelor. then 18-25 year olds are like fish in a barrel.

>> No.24912591

Does she have a nice bubbly fat ass or is it just wide and flat?

>> No.24912603

>>24912555

Checked and Based

>> No.24912618
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>>24912578

>> No.24912630

>>24912546
Who the fuck cares about kids

>> No.24912634

married @ 26? scratches head... bet that money is better well spent elsewhere, obese male > obese female jus sayinn

>> No.24912642

>>24912582

I’m a 3/10 manlet

>>24912591
Flat and wide

>> No.24912685

>>24912642
I’m sorry.

>> No.24912696

>>24912505
John Sacrimoni (Johnny Sack)
from the Sopranos
nothing wrong wit it

>> No.24912699

>>24912642
I was going to make fun of you, but now I feel bad. I'm sorry, anon.

>> No.24912701
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>>24912505
>25 years old
>50k net worth, 100k annual income
>I am obese

>> No.24912713

>>24912505
Does she at least put out?

>> No.24912749

>>24912505
>only 26
>rich
>life already over

That sucks. Haha.

>> No.24912770

>>24912505
>29 years old
>$8k net worth, 30k annual income
>my sidechick is 9/10 and has my name tatted on her tits

>> No.24912775

>>24912505
>>my wife is obese
Ah I see, a fellow Badger holder.

>> No.24912783

>>24912770
Pics or didn’t happen

>> No.24912790

>>24912749

Ok I larped a bit, everything is true except I have 400k nw and she is my gf. Income and age are the same

>> No.24912798

Do all you fucking Murricans earn six-figures?

t. seething STEM Yuropoor who will most likely never in his life have a six-figure income

>> No.24912819

>>24912790
>Ok I larped a bit
>she is my gf
That’s a pretty big difference senpai

>> No.24912833

>>24912798

It’s easy to make 6 figures if you are in the top 20% of IQ and go into a lucrative field like tech or medicine.

>> No.24912835

>>24912630
Planning to have a family is literally the only reason to get married unless you need a marriage visa or something. If you're young, wealthy and don't want kids then why the fuck would you marry an obese woman?

>> No.24912836

>>24912790
That's better. That means you can still dump your bags.

>> No.24912839

>>24912505
>85k in crypto, thankfully no debt, own house
>wife is fitness model
>life is good

>> No.24912847

>>24912783
not gonna self-dox dumbass.
But it's not hard, just read the rational male.
Once you realize women are all worse than cockroaches, and treat them accordingly, they all bow down to your knees.

>> No.24912850

>>24912642
Did you try paying for sex before you married? It’s great, especially in Asian countries

>> No.24912857

>>24912696
Ginny Sack? I heard she got a 95 pound mole taken off her ass

>> No.24912866

>>24912847

I’m too ugly tho. I might as well marry an obese woman because I’m 5’4

>> No.24912881

>>24912798
Everyone here in burger land makes 6 figures. You can be low iq and have no education. Just do sales

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>>24912505
Just how obese is she, anon?

>> No.24912907

>>24912847
So she got your full name and social security number or something?

>> No.24912921

>>24912833
I have a M.Sc. in CS and get 70k€ in what is considered a high-income area in Germany. Fuck this shit.

>> No.24912926

>>24912896

I am average weight with a 23 BMI, used to work out but got kinda skinny fat. She weighs 50 lbs more than me

>> No.24912933

>>24912881

Sales is the ultimate cheat code on life.

Coding is for absolute fucking retards.

>> No.24912941

>>24912505
I'll be your wife.

>> No.24912942

>>24912866
Dude there are plenty of cute girls who are like 4'11. Thats a good height difference. Not telling you to get divorced because thats a big decision but I dont think being 5'4 is necessarily a deal breaker

>> No.24912958

>29
>almost no net worth
>wife is thin

SAVE ME ARCHITECT

>> No.24912968

>>24912921

Yes but you make so little so that an 85 IQ rapefugee can earn $20 an hour working at McDonald’s and have free healthcare anon. Doing gods work

>> No.24912987

>>24912532
I read in another thread this guy who would flip compressed air cans upside down and freeze shit to get rid of it.
Maybe he can do this to his wife's disgusting body fat.

>> No.24913009

>>24912630
I hope you're black.

>> No.24913020

>>24912866
You could be 4' as long as you train yourself to treat them like shit.

My guess is if you've allowed your wife to get fat, that's your issue.

I would literally spit at her face if I saw her eating even 1 loaf of bread, and humilliate her till she cries.

>> No.24913022

>>24912933

You’re right sales is better but it requires you to be an extroverted Chad. I’m autistic and beta

>> No.24913052

>>24913020

She was fat when I dated her. I doubt she would date me if she was skinny

>> No.24913081

>>24912968
>implying that rapefugees work
I'm witnessing with my own eyes how everything is turning into shit since the 2015 rapefugee crisis. There are niggers literally selling drugs in front of my house every evening. Some months ago a nigger tried to stab a police officer one block away from my house and got shot. First time in my life I've heard the sound of a gunshot. Words cannot describe how triggered I am just typing these sentences.

>> No.24913090 [DELETED] 

>>24912926
I mean that's not too terrible

>> No.24913101

>>24913052
Just by your mindset I'm sorry to tell you there's a 95% chance she's being shagged, and using your money to do it.

>> No.24913102

can you give me a little of money,please?

>> No.24913116

>>24913020
I bet you really have a happy life

>> No.24913135
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>>24913102
Kill yourself.

>> No.24913136

>>24912505
are you?

>> No.24913164

>>24913081
welcome to the rest of the world. you can't live off Marshall Plan funds forever, Fritz.

>> No.24913168

>>24912505
1) congrats on your success brother
2) you deserve better than an obese wench
I saw your post about being a 3/10 manlet, well, with your wealth you can do better for your offspring and future legacy by finding a healthier younger tighter fit for you. Good luck

>> No.24913173

>>24912505
>26
>wife
literally why?

>> No.24913200

>>24913081

That’s what you get for being a cucked socialist

>> No.24913208

Post pics, need a slampiggy to fap to tonight

>> No.24913233

>>24913116
I don't give a fuck about happiness.
And if you do, yngmi.

>> No.24913288

>>24912987
based.

>> No.24913297

>>24913200
One day I witnessed a drunk nigger pushing over a parking motorcycle, damaging two other cars in the process. I called police, they caught him and then immediately released him. Upon asking them what the fuck that was and if he's gonna pay for the damages one police officer just told me "You can't take money from a person who doesn't have anything."

The absolute state of Germany 2020.

>> No.24913338

>>24913297
Why don't you move to 3rd world?
Unironically it's better.

>> No.24913339

>>24913233
But you said earlier you have 8k nw and 30k py job, so you’re neither making it nor care about being happy?

>> No.24913352
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>>24913297
If his life is the only thing he has to offer for payment of damaged property. Take his life

>> No.24913353

>38
>110k and rising
>wife started working for $4k monthly but most of that is going to the nanny
>$40k retirement, $10k in the brokerage, diversified
>Somehow managed to refi my home into a 15 year 2.625%, before the pandemic

Just getting started boys. Of course life can always throw shit at you, trust in the Lord

>> No.24913356

>>24913297
>"You can't take money from a person who doesn't have anything."
They ain’t wrong though

>> No.24913360

>>24913339
It's all about power.
Money is irrelevant.
OP is a millionaire and lives like shit.
African lords live better than anyone here with $100 a month.

>> No.24913365

>>24913338
My plan is to move to Switzerland in 1-2 years. Just like Germany but with more mountains and fewer niggers.

>> No.24913378

>>24913356

How bout remove some kebab

>> No.24913380

>>24913353
>wife goes to work so someone else can raise your children

>> No.24913389

>>24913360
>It's all about power.
Which you also have none of?
>African lords live better than anyone here with $100 a month.
Doubt

>> No.24913391

>>24913164
Like most urban white americans I grew up in a white neighborhood surrounded by ghettos so I'm used to stuff like that, but that doesn't mean europeans should be tolerating it in their countries. Either way they're going to learn that their generous social services are not sustainable when hordes of third world parasites are imported.

>> No.24913395

>>24912505
is she white? if so i'll pay you 10k for her

>> No.24913397

>>24912505
Briatric surgery

>> No.24913426

>>24913389
Bet you'd change a million for this. And that's just one of my girls.
>>24912770

>> No.24913427

>>24912881
Retard here, how to into sales?

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24913438

take brosnan pill

>> No.24913444

>>24913365
Don't forget 2x as expensive.
Which translates to 2x worse QoL, given same net-worth.

>> No.24913468

I was on Charturbate Jerkin' my meat yesterday and I clicked on a stream of a 30+ gross fat white man with a chode speaking English and fluent Spanish to two 18-25 year old Spanish girls while on sucked his dick and the other put her pussy in his face. you're not living up to your potential and the only thing stopping you is your self esteem

>> No.24913472

>>24912630
Have fun dying alone with no family

>> No.24913502

>>24913472
I've been alone my entire adult life and haven't had any problems.

>> No.24913503

>>24913391
I originally come from a small German village and the people there would definitely not tolerate niggers behaving like that. In the city I live in, nobody seems to care what's going on on the streets they live in. They just stay in their cozy apartments and ignore it.

>>24913444
Yes, but also 2x higher salary with significantly lower income taxes and no capital gain taxes. In my rough estimates I'm going to have much more money left at the end of the month than here, even considering the higher expenses.

>> No.24913514

>>24913426
What does that mean? You said it yourself all women are whores and worth less than cockroaches. Also there’s a big difference between banging chicks and having power over them

>> No.24913530

>>24913514
Yes, that difference is them doing whatever you tell them to.

>> No.24913536

>>24913427
Usually companies are always begging for sales people cause Most people are brainwashed into wage cucking rather then working for 100% commission chad job. Once you get good at it you can make as much money as you want and literally make your boss kiss your ass because you’re the one bringing in money for the company

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>>24913380
She raised them for several years, and we've always made it a priority to stay out of pic related, so she can quit at any time, but this is probably best for everyone right now

Note that I hate Elizabeth Warren with a passion, don't take the pic as an endorsement of any of her policies

>> No.24913551

>>24912505

>under 30
>married
ngmi, have fun with the divorce. you currently have a 600k networth, possibly lower if she gets a good lawyer

>> No.24913552

>>24913530
So what do they do senpai, what power do you hold over them?

>> No.24913570

>>24913536
This guy gets it, execs come through sales too

>> No.24913611

>>24913389
they have 8 wives, OP has only one that he isn't even attracted to

>> No.24913618

>>24913552
Get on their knees on command.
Sleep on the floor if they misbehave.
Wash all the dishes, do my laundry, even though I don't even date them. And make it clear I fuck other girls.

>> No.24913655

>>24913611
This.
At wealthy nations, money does indeed correlate with happiness.

But at other countries, the "less is more" meme is very real.

If you never experienced that, you never lived.

>> No.24913694

>>24913502
Do you really wanna be 60+ with no family?

>> No.24913698

>>24913655
Poor countries tend to be poor because their inhabitants behave like simps.

>> No.24913699

>>24913081
Gotta love living under Jewish rule

>> No.24913708

>>24913618
Nice, I doubt the floor part but in my experience most girls do those things you list anyways. But I mentioned before, you said it yourself, women are worthless so you’re not wielding as much power as you think, friend. Think Don Quixote.

>> No.24913750

>30 yo
>kissless virgin

Better to have no wife than a landwhale, anyway.

>> No.24913752

>>24913694
By the time I'm 60 we'll be spending most of our time in the VR world.

>> No.24913764

>>24912630
I like to date kids

>> No.24913796

>>24913353
what is the point of your posts?
what is even the point of you?
if /biz/ had flags you'd need a vpn, right?

>> No.24913824

>>24913752
Thats just sad man, why would you wanna spend your whole life just consuming technology distractions. Don’t be a genetic dead end pass on your family name.

>> No.24913826

>>24912857
Well done

>> No.24913832

Me too. I don't mind it. She loves me and was a virgin. Good trade off

>> No.24913863

>>24913796
I'm American, where are you from

>> No.24913870

>>24912505
>>26 years old
>>$1.2M net worth, 200k annual income
>>my wife is obese

As it should be. That’s your wife, she should be fat and happy. Go get a tarty little side piece if you need something to get your jollies.

Your wife’s primary job is looking after your estate when you aren’t there, being a nice looking fuck piece is tertiary and entirely unnecessary to the job.

>> No.24913922

>>24912958
>No money and not even a big girl
Some of us will never make it.

>> No.24913932

>>24913824
some of the happiest people i've met had no kids (they were mostly men)
meanwhile miserable parents are a fucking dime a dozen. you literally see them everywhere.

>> No.24913963

>>24913356
Enslave him or execute him. Unironically.

>> No.24913971

OP you should expect more from your GF, she wants you to expect more, it's good for her to not be satisfied with her weight. Tell her you're looking to marry but you need to see more effort on her part.

>> No.24913983

>>24912505
money alone doesn’t mean shit for getting hot women, unless you’re talking escorts

>> No.24913998

>>24913503
Germans who go to Switzerland are considered white niggers by the Swiss. You are an absolute omega male, limp wristed cuck. Next time you just tie the nigger to the next lamp post and leave. Who gives a fuck about some cars, insurance pays for that you little pussy.

>> No.24914026

>>24913536
How to get good at sales?

>> No.24914045

>>24914026
Be a sociopathic conman

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>>24912798
>>24912921
>>24913081
>>24913297
kek
>be somewhat intelligent white europoor
>never make 6 figures
>nigger refugees everywhere
>never own real estate
>never even hear a gunshot before drug dealer lets one go in the street
astonishing. you europoors have been absolutely neutralized.

>> No.24914049

>>24913932
Those parents will be much happier than those who wasted their life partying and consuming when they’re 50+ and they’re kids have all grown up.

>> No.24914058

>>24913081
where you live bro? germany is turning into turkey 2.0

>> No.24914101

>>24913081
Hope you’re locked and loaded at home anon

>> No.24914102

>>24913998
>Germans who go to Switzerland are considered white niggers by the Swiss.
I'm aware of that.
>You are an absolute omega male, limp wristed cuck.
I'm also aware of that.
>Next time you just tie the nigger to the next lamp post and leave. Who gives a fuck about some cars, insurance pays for that you little pussy.
Here, mandatory insurance doesn't pay for damages on your own car. You have to get the most expensive kind of insurance if you want it to cover vandalism damages.

>> No.24914189

>>24914058
Frankfurt am Main

>>24914101
Pepper spray is the most I can legally do. There have been court cases where legal gun owners shot intruders and were ruled guilty due to excess of necessity (not sure if this is the right term).

>> No.24914215

>>24913020
Bro its all about bones. Manlet is a death sentence for your life as a male.

t. 5'6

>> No.24914221

>>24914045
Done. I am now the jew. What next?

>> No.24914344

>>24914189
lol best of luck anon hope you’ve got good security

>> No.24914441
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>>24914215
unironically true
guys like pic related will crawl in and out of more holes than your personality or wealth can ever allow you entry to

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>>24912642

>> No.24914517

>>24914344
Gonna leave this shithole anyway like plenty of other STEM Germans who got sick of paying almost 50% in income taxes and social security just to see feral niggers niggering around everywhere. At least your niggers got domesticated after some generations of living in a civilization.

>> No.24914540 [DELETED] 

>>24914049
why are you trying to make it seem like "partying" and mindless consumerism is the only alternative for trying to achieve happiness?
miserable parents are fucking everywhere. I'm not saying they are miserable because of kids, but despite having them, despite believing that having kids would greatly enhance their lives and make them feel fulfilled, in 10 years they're fucking miserable and left wanting.

>> No.24914541

>>24912847
Cringe larp
>>24912907
Kek

>> No.24914804

>>24914221
I make 90k a year doing sales. Let me tell you, it's all about understanding your product, being smooth speaking and friendly, and trying to actually help people. If they don't need your product, don't sell it to them. I sell POS machines and make a fuck ton of money because I have connections from treating people well, as well as giving kickbacks in exchange for leads. Offer them 10% of the comissions you make on their leads and they'll love you. Customer for life right there.

A technical knowledge of what being a boss is like, the economy, money, and your product is a must. Also having a good product to sell makes your life easier. I used to sell law services (debt management) and it was actually easier after rona. Ama

>> No.24914825

>>24914221
Find a MLM money gang that will accept you. Pay the fee to become state licensed to sell life insurance, THEN get a job at T-Mobile(a shitload of people need to trust you)

>> No.24914920

>>24914804
>debt management
Im >>24914825 guy, I recently got involved with Transamerica, Debtmerica.. you say things are better after rona, I use to sell phones but now I have to sell financial education, any tips? Also planning to get my google ads cert asap

>> No.24914989

>>24913932
Sad

>> No.24915165

>>24914920
Actually understand how a credit score works, it's make up and how to raise it. I had to defend people in court that were in huge debts, so big they were getting sued. Most companies settled with a payment plan, which I took a comission of, for much less than what people owed. It was that or nothing.

I'd basically tell people that if they ever want to own property or have a family, or any sort of future where their checks werent garnished, theyd want me to negotiate on their behalf. Nobody ever goes to prison for this shit anyway, the legal system does not care at all.

So they save money, I make money, and the credit card debt that was in default gets paid. Everyones happy.

Know your product like that, speak like a human, and help people. You will be fine- don't be a shady greaseball. Communicate with people after the sale, check up on them, etc. You will get more business this way than cold calling eventually, which is when you have officially made it.

>> No.24915198

>>24912505
you sound bothered about it. have you talked to her? for real though.
i told my girlfriend if she got fat i'd break up with her. she cried, and got really mad, but she's not fat. i'm same as you. 27, lower net worth though. same income.

>> No.24915207

>>24913537
You're a retard. If you don't see the irreplaceable loss that every moment of time a mother can't be with her kids is: raising them, educating them, nourishing them, and you'd rather send your wife to wage cuck instead; there's nothing I can say that would change your mind

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>>24912505
You're loaded so she will never leave you which means you are free to mold her into the perfect wife and mother. Get a good lock for the fridge for when you have to go out and, obviously, don't give her any money. All her food choices are your decisions.

>> No.24915370

>>24913356
Unironically should be placed on forced labor.

>> No.24915386

>>24912505
hide your cash in crypto, divorce her, let her take half of some worthless assets

>> No.24915425

Architect

>> No.24915477

How the fuck do you make 200k 4 years out of college?

>> No.24915629

>>24915477
Entrepreneurship and software engineering are 2 of a limited set of options.

>> No.24915654

>>24912505
And your problem is alimony? Keep fattening her up until she drops

>> No.24915659

>>24912505
Hide your assets in monero and gold and dump her

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>>24912505
>26 years old
>$300,000 net worth, 65k annual income
>my wife has the flat lanky body of a 13 year old boy with a Hank Hill ass. (not a trap)

>> No.24916163

>>24915770
based pederast

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24916627

>>24916163
Kek I would like some booba, but you can't win them all.

>> No.24916642

>>24916627

She is Asian. A man of taste

>> No.24916652

Why would you be married at 26? Are you Republican or something?