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[Anonymous No.24897150]

How do I short this?

[Anonymous No.24897185]

>>24897150

[Anonymous No.24897238]

>>24897150
I stopped giving a shit about this vaccine when they said you'll still have to wear masks and socially distance.

Honestly, just let it run its course. I don't care if it kills a billion people.

[Anonymous No.24897415]

>>24897150
You click the options trade tab and short Pfizer lol

[Anonymous No.24897656]

>>24897150
>the evil mastermind couldn't just lie and say he got it
dumbass

[Anonymous No.24897766]

>just test my experimental "vaccine" for the "virus" for me goyim
>it won't sterilize you, i promise
>look, here's obama and hillary, people you can really trust to tell the truth injecting themselves with water to prove it works and is real!

[Anonymous No.24897797]

>>24897150
kek

[Anonymous No.24897957]

>>24897656
maybe the objective is to sow discontent and conspiracy

[Anonymous No.24898123]

You have to be a complete fucking moron to take this experimental mRNA vaccine. Even normal vaccines take years of trials and data collection before they get approved by the FDA. This one has been rushed through in a matter of months. And not only that, but it's an entirely new class of drug that's never ever been used before. It's basically disingenuous to even call it a "vaccine" when it's more akin to the process that scientists use to grow peptides like insulin in E. coli cultures.

Yeah, instead of a normal vaccine, let's inject mRNA into people, causing their own cells to produce viral antigens and display them on cell surfaces, thereby leading to our immune systems attacking our own cells indiscriminately. What could possibly go wrong there.

And remember, part of the deal with the expedited FAD approval was that Pfizer can't be sued for anything bad that happens with this :^)

[Anonymous No.24898273]

>>24897150
The worst thing is that people think this vaccine will somehow make things "normal" again. It doesn't stop you from getting covid or even spreading it. It just gives you anti-bodies to fight it if you have it. It's also apparently good for ~90 days, so you'll have to take numerous boosters indefinitely. I won't be surprised if we never open back up fully again.

[Anonymous No.24898324]

>>24898123
what are you some kind of fucking doctor?
take the FEV or stay at home forever
your choice cattle

[Anonymous No.24898447]

>>24898324
technically yes.

>take the FEV or stay at home forever
Unironically the future. "immunity pass" and all that shit. At least right now it's going to be possible to easily game the system and have forged "proof of vaccination". But who knows how long the loopholes will last, and then they'll start requiring microdot tattoos and such before being able to go anywhere or do anything or hold employment.

[Anonymous No.24898553]

>>24898447
you still have a job?
lol why are you on biz

[Anonymous No.24898628]

>>24898553
>/biz/ is only NEETs
bruh

also if the GBR plays out the way we all hope it does I'll be able to retire in a year anyway.

[Anonymous No.24898667]

>>24898628
>also if the GBR plays out the way we all hope it does I'll be able to retire in a year anyway.
to the golden bull run anon san

[Anonymous No.24898671]

TAKE THE VACCIN AND YOUR BODY WILL LEARN TO ATTACK ITSELF, YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS LIKE A FIREWALL CRAFTED BY NATURE OVER A PERIOD OF MANY MILLIONS OF YEARS, THEY ARE GOING TO FUCK AROUND WITH IT, WATCH WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THE HARMFUL MUTATIONS AND THE IMMUNE RESPONSES.

I recently read some good scientific article about the dangers, it's not fud, it's real, never going to take this piece of shit commercial vaccin. Sure Biden does it on tv, he is like what? 80? why would he care about the effects 10-20 years from now, but for the general population, take the risk to safe the commercial interests of others? no fucking way

[Anonymous No.24898700]

>Albert Bourla (Greek: Άλμπερτ Μπουρλά, born 21 October 1961) is a Greek business executive and veterinarian who serves as the chairman and chief executive officer of the American pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer.

>Bourla was born and raised in Thessaloniki, Greece.[2] Born into a Thessalonian Jewish family, he earned his doctorate in the biotechnology of reproduction at Aristotle University of Thessaloniki's Veterinary School.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Bourla

[Anonymous No.24898841]

>>24898671
Biden just got a saline shot anyway.

[Anonymous No.24898932]

>>24898628
>bruh

N

[Anonymous No.24898945]

>>24898932
I

[Anonymous No.24898982]

>>24897150
The entire white house is just also waiting to give everyone else a fair chance to get it ;)

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-slows-plan-white-house-staffers-get-covid-vaccine-early-n1251083

[Anonymous No.24899018]

>>24898945
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[Anonymous No.24899045]

>what do you mean you're not getting vaccinated didn't you hear the NBA is going to vaccinate all their players? Do you think you're smarter than lebron????

[Anonymous No.24899058]

>>24899018
G

[Anonymous No.24899080]

>>24898700
EVERY FUCKING TIME

[Anonymous No.24899084]

>>24898700
Mikael Dolsten (head of Pfizer's vaccine research) is also Jewish.

[Anonymous No.24899100]

>>24899058
E

[Anonymous No.24899137]

>>24899100
N

[Anonymous No.24899146]

>>24898273
Good maybe it will get the cattle off their asses to overthrow these evil tyrants, if not they deserve their fate as a submissive slave class.

[Anonymous No.24899187]

>>24898982
Holy shit. They're trying to assassinate Trump with the vaccine. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.24899260]

KEK

[Anonymous No.24899268]

>>24898273
>I won't be surprised if we never open back up fully again.
People are only putting up with this shit because they keep saying it's temporary, things will get back to normal etc etc. As soon as politicians announce it's permanent, the blood is going to run in the streets. Patience is growing thing and people I know are gettng fucking PISSED.

[Anonymous No.24899273]

>>24899187
>>24898982
Cause the entire White House already got COVID lmao

[Anonymous No.24899280]

>>24899137
NINGEN

[Anonymous No.24899342]

>>24899280
Based.

[Anonymous No.24899394]

>>24899273
Didn't you know? COVID-19 is the only disease in the history of diseases that doesn't generate antibodies or any sort of immunity.
STAY INDOORS
ISOLATE
WEAR THE MASK
GET THE VACCINE
BE HAPPY

[Anonymous No.24899409]

>>24899187
Especially bizarre considering he and everyone else there already got covid and got over it (seeing as the mortality rate is on par with the flu and most people who get it don't even develop symptoms at all, this isn't exactly surprising).

But there's also a ton of fake news panic bullshit about how you don't develop natural immunity, or that people get reinfected, etc etc. It's all complete bullshit and there's zero evidence to back any of that up.

>>24899342
thanks doc

[Anonymous No.24899477]

>>24898447
I got some magic words for you that will work in America. "It's against my religion"

[Anonymous No.24899502]

The the schwabpill and never look back

[Anonymous No.24899503]

>>24899268
Just keep saying it's temporary forever, check mate nerd.

[Anonymous No.24899543]

>>24899503
This
“New normal” faggots, eat the bugs. It’s ogre

[Anonymous No.24899576]

>>24899268
We can only hope that happens while we’re young enough to fight against it

[Anonymous No.24899617]

>>24899477
Good luck with that. The problem is that it won't be the government mandating vaccination. It'll be like the issue with free speech on the internet, where they argue "it's okay for the tech monopolies that have a stranglehold on national/international communication to censor you, because they're private companies doing it!". In other words, outsourced enforcement. Government's hands are clean.

Likewise, rather than the government making it illegal not to get the vaccine, it'll be private businesses. So you'll technically have a "choice" whether or not to get it, but if you don't get it, you probably won't be able to get a job, or go to school/university, or get on an airplane, or buy tickets from ticketmaster, and so on.

It's far easier to just fake having gotten the vaccine. Just go to any pharmacy to receive it once they start distributing them there for the plebs, fill out your paperwork and receive your Rx receipt, but then you just walk away instead of waiting in the waiting area to actually receive the injection.

[Anonymous No.24899660]

>>24897766
Obama and Hillary already have children and don't care about becoming sterile. If anything it will enable Barack to do a Bill Clinton without the risk of pregnancy

[Anonymous No.24899661]

>>24899268
>blood is going to run in the streets. Patience is growing thing and people I know are gettng fucking PISSED.
People said this would happen when Trump lost and nothing happened, because the people who say it always expect someone else to do the work while they just bitch.

[Anonymous No.24899675]

>>24899268
temporary or not hardly even matters at this point anymore. the real economy is fucked, millions are out of a job, the job market is completely fucked, everyone is in massive debt, and most small businesses are never opening up again.

Even if they ended all this bullshit tomorrow, the damage is done.

[Anonymous No.24899682]

I don’t go to restaurants, I don’t waste money on any non-essential goods or services. But these Jews crossed the fucking line by keeping the gym closed for an entire year.

[Anonymous No.24899713]

>>24899617
Intredasting.

[Anonymous No.24899719]

>>24899682
yep. healthy athletic men in their 20s and 30s can't stand in a large squat rack or power cage because of a flu. HONK HONK

[Anonymous No.24899776]

>>24898123
yeah, my mom is a pediatrician and she would pump us up with whatever PROVEN new vaccine was around (maybe that's why I'm on this shithole hmm) and even she refuses to take this mRNA shit

You can't make safe reliable vaccines in 6 months ffs

[Anonymous No.24899820]

>>24897150
What a great guy. He just doesn't want to cut in line. What's the issue?

[Anonymous No.24899882]

>>24899776
I love how the same people who were a year ago raging about how evil Pfizer and big pharma in general were over the epipen shit, are now the same ones demanding we now trust and take their heavily rushed vaccine immediately.
Goldfish brains everywhere

[Anonymous No.24899897]

Considering only blacks and liberals are dumb enough to take this shit I'm hoping for the worst.

[Anonymous No.24899917]

>>24899776
Exactly, and that's just for NORMAL vaccines. It's absolute insanity that they're putting out a type of "vaccine" that's of a completely novel drug class in this time. I used to work in vaccine development, and I cannot stress how much time and effort goes into getting a biologic approved, even just for a "normal vaccine" that isn't some experimental thing like this. That would (normally) require way more data to get approved.

Everyone I know is either outright refusing to get any of this shit, or they're at least waiting for the other candidates to get approved (the ones that aren't mRNA vaccines)

[Anonymous No.24899934]

>>24897656
Satanists aren't allowed to outright lie to you, law of karmatic reversals and all

[Anonymous No.24900068]

>>24898700
EARLY LIFE

[Anonymous No.24900213]

>>24899917
I heard an interesting theory regarding the sterilization stuff that it's the virus itself that does that part but the vaccine will reverse it. Which would have the effect of filtering out the population that refuses an unproven vaccine, while keeping the group that is retarded enough, and therefore most controllable, to believe whatever their authorities tell them.

[Anonymous No.24900241]

>>24899394
>he thinks COVID even exists
ngmi

[Anonymous No.24900303]

>>24900213
Well I don't think developing HIV is curing me of any sterility so...

[Anonymous No.24900362]

>>24900213
I have this same fear.
The tinfoil hat in me could see these first few rounds as dummy vaccines that are probably harmless enough and just inoculating people for something greater that will be released down the road.

[Anonymous No.24900364]

>>24899660
>risk of pregnancy
Are you implying that was ever a risk with that faggot nigger?

[Anonymous No.24900411]

>>24899917
I have an old school friend who moved to the UK and is a doctor there now. He's due to get the shot later next week
he's promised to keep us all updated on how it goes for him

will update you anons too

[Anonymous No.24900421]

>>24900364
Is Michael Obama the top?

[Anonymous No.24900481]

>>24900241
It is but its just another strain of flu. It fucked my dad up pretty bad but he got over it eventually, he said it felt like pneumonia except he had stomach issues in addition to usual pneumonia symptoms.
It is possible simultaneously for the virus to exist and for elites exaggerating it to impose more restrictions on the people.

[Anonymous No.24900502]

>itt: science denying incels
we should force you into camps

[Anonymous No.24900647]

>>24900362
>>24900213
I wouldn't put much concern on the idea of them purposefully releasing a super-deadly "covid-21" later on. The thing about infectious diseases is that how lethal and how contagious they are are inversely correlated. Think about it; a disease that's super lethal isn't going to spread much because dead people don't make for very good carriers. That's why the most common infectious infectious diseases are mild things like the common cold, influenza, and of course the wuhan flu.

>>24900303
the major concern is indeed the possibility of autoimmunity. But that's not the same thing as HIV, a virus. HIV causes autoimmunity, and it's possible that this mRNA could also cause a type of autoimmunity.

[Anonymous No.24900690]

>>24900502
>ignores the scientific proof that shows how devastating isolation is for humans
>ignores the scientific proof that shows how devastating economy is for public health
>ignores the scientific proof that shows how past mRNA trials have been a failure
>ignores the scientific proof that shows how awful isolation, stress and being locked in is for children
>ignores the scientific proof that shows how the average age of death is above the average life expectancy
Yeah bro, I fucking love science!!! That's why I only listen to CNN!

[Anonymous No.24900748]

>>24900213
>https://www.rt.com/op-ed/508478-uk-anti-vaccine-propaganda/
sure thing glownigger
not getting vaxxed

[Anonymous No.24900933]

>>24897150
So is herd immunity a meme or can it work?

[Anonymous No.24900944]

>>24900690
lmao imagine denying science. i bet you think there's only 2 genders. how are you incels so backwards?

[Anonymous No.24900985]

>>24900933
switzerland tried it already and everything went to shit.

[Anonymous No.24900987]

>>24900933
herd immunity is when everyone takes the vaccine so they're immune. there's no other way, no matter what these science denying chud incels say

[Anonymous No.24900990]

>>24897238
>I don't care if it kills a billion people.
It won't it will just make them as retarded as you are.

[Anonymous No.24901015]

>>24897238
Based

[Anonymous No.24901020]

we need to start collecting contacts to doctors who will assign the paper that you "got the vaccine" so we won't be banned from the society for not taking it.

[Anonymous No.24901030]

>>24898447
you could easily fake microdot tattoos

[Anonymous No.24901033]

>>24900944
Gender is not "just" a social construct. That's postmodernist bullshit.

[Anonymous No.24901195]

>>24900748
I'm not taking that shit either. I just thought it was an interesting idea. Assuming the virus was created, and that population reduction is the objective, why would they make it so that the vaccine is what does the sterilization? If that were the case, then they would be filtering out the slave-minded class of people that'll believe and do whatever they're told to. Unless their /our guys/, and that's just yea definitely not the case, it wouldn't make any sense.

[Anonymous No.24901401]

>>24898123
>and display them on cell surfaces
Source? All I've read so far is that your cells just make the spike protein from which I assume that shit will just float around in your blood and not be somehow attached to the cell membrane.

[Anonymous No.24901434]

>>24897150
>How do I short this?
you need a margin account
you need to ask your brokerage to enable options trading
then you buy to open put options
Each option contract represents 100 shares
So if you want to short 1000 shares, and the put contracts are $1, you will spend $1000 for 10 contracts.
Contracts have a time to expire
You can sell your options before they expire
But at expiration you have to exercise them or lose them.
Usually its easier to just sell the option contract before they expire
Also, remember that there is a time value of money element, which means that the contracts usually become worth less as they approach the expiration, all other things being equal.

[Anonymous No.24901518]

DON'T GO TO THE BIO-FORGE, NECRONTYR!

[Anonymous No.24901538]

>>24901195
Sterilizing people would be the end of civilization Children of Men style. You could be a rich kike it won't amount for much when the entire globe spirals into madness.
They will just milk it out for money.

[Anonymous No.24901756]

>>24901033
Here's a normie-friendly source
https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/covid-19/hcp/mrna-vaccine-basics.html

>Once displayed on the cell surface, the protein or antigen causes the immune system to begin producing antibodies and activating T-cells to fight off what it thinks is an infection. These antibodies are specific to the SARS-CoV-2 virus, which means the immune system is primed to protect against future infection.

[Anonymous No.24901796]

>>24901756
meant to reply to
>>24901401

[Anonymous No.24901955]

>>24901756
cool, thanks

[Anonymous No.24902029]

she makes me want to get vaccinated

[Anonymous No.24902068]

>>24897238
its not about running its course your retard its about taking control of your life you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.24902185]

>>24898932
>>24898945
>>24899018
Nine Inch Nails confirmed.

[Anonymous No.24902227]

>>24902029
>*Alex Jones hot bimbos in media rant.mp4*

[Anonymous No.24902237]

>>24901756
Yes, in theory. mRNA medicines have never, ever worked quite right though.

In theory the H1N1 vaccine should've also just primed the immune system. In reality a significant portion ofnkids developed narcolepsy. Another rushed vaccine to stop the impending doom.

[Anonymous No.24902250]

>>24902068
>yes goy we will all be able to take back our life from the coof but only after we are forcibly vaccinated with highly expiremental technology from our trusted megacorps. Until then don't forget to close your business, wear the mask, avoid your friends and family, cancel your gym membership , and avoid any churches or schools. And follow the aisle markers! It's all about controlling your own life after all.

[Anonymous No.24902297]

>>24897238
You thought they would magically stop with this hoax? OH you!

[Anonymous No.24902301]

>>24902250
>implying they'll allow life to go back to normal even after the vaccine becomes widely distributed

They'll come out with some new hamsterwheel logic pretzel on why everyone needs to continue being locked down even though people who choose to can receive the vaccination.

[Anonymous No.24902344]

>>24897185

[Anonymous No.24902377]

>>24902301
unfortunately this, and people are so retarded and cucked they will defend it

[Anonymous No.24902466]

>>24902301
>>24902377
They're already doing it. Tons of articles like:

>no, you can't ignore the vaccine if you already had Covid
>just because you got the vaccine doesn't mean you can stop wearing a mask (and why that's a good thing)

[Anonymous No.24902500]

>>24902301
>>24902377
Its not even that difficult:
>Oh we dont know yet if the vaccine works
>Oh the vaccine doesnt work 100 Percent
>Oh some parts of the world are not vaccinated yet
>Well its half a year and the vaccine stopped giving you immunity, we are soooooooo sorry but now you will distance yourself forever from other Humans (and you will like it).

[Anonymous No.24902506]

>>24900213
Covid doesn't cause sterilization. It's not even dangerous enough for a vaccine. Glow harder, nigger.

[Anonymous No.24903059]

>>24899661
> american
> 'muh cibil war! angereee! freedumbs'

nothing will happen... there's a dark red artery of hysteria that runs through America, and whenever it pumps enough energy into the obese masses that they start to whine (not protest, these ones just sit and wheeze and type), it takes nothing more than opiates and corn syrup to pacify them.

[Anonymous No.24903178]

>>24897150
Yeah I don't want to cut in line either. As a straight white American male with no preexisting conditions, I should be the last person to get it.

[Anonymous No.24903239]

>LMAO fuck vaccines based celebs like jim Carrey said it's bad
>what do you mean, bubonic plague and measles are back from almost extinction where we antivaxxers congregate??

[Anonymous No.24903361]

>>24900481
Yeah it’s just a flu strain. It’s why there has been virtually no flu cases

[Anonymous No.24903369]

>>24903239
Sounds spiritual in nature, try getting right with God

[Anonymous No.24903377]

you WILL take the vaccine
you WILL wear a mask
you WILL eat bugs
you WILL live in a pod
you WILL believe the experts
you WILL trust the media
you WILL go to therapy
you WILL take the ssris
you WILL own nothing
you WILL be happy

[Anonymous No.24903386]

>>24899268
>>24899503
Yeah they can just say SCIENCE are searching new vaccine, new ways etc, but until that you keep distance to people. I think they can get away with this, they got away with so much shit: Skyscrapers falling down in seconds from fire alone, Resettlement of Moslems, etc etc Objectivly you would have said they wont get away with it there aswell, but they did.

[Anonymous No.24903393]

>>24903369
God clearly is targeting antivaxxers

[Anonymous No.24903426]

>>24903393
Alright please get it and let me know then

include your receipt

[Anonymous No.24903474]

>>24903239
>>24903393
Who could be behind this post?

[Anonymous No.24903819]

>>24903474
Deep state, Russians, Iran, China, bezos, liberals, gays, atheists, shit, who is the monster under your bed these days?

[Anonymous No.24904022]

>>24903819
Russians, Iran, China
I like those
You know what you are so do i!

[Anonymous No.24904186]

>>24903819
>he didn't name ((()))

[Anonymous No.24904268]

>>24897656
A lot of people in positions of power think they're beyond scrutiny or can easily pull the wool over the public's eyes with any old bullshit. Like the Prince Andrew interview for example.

[Anonymous No.24904386]

uhhh, bros?

[Anonymous No.24904389]

>>24904186
Trick questions, as we all know, they're all kikes

[Anonymous No.24904568]

>>24897238
Based

[Anonymous No.24904618]

>>24904386
We did it reddit

[Anonymous No.24904640]

>>24897656
If he did this and then got asked to visit a coof ward he might kill his company and be personally liable.

[Anonymous No.24904712]

>>24898671
The vaccine will be fine. The point of it is to keep a health passport in play that will gradually bloat to work with central bank digital currencies and social credit. Blowing that now would fuck all that up and make the pageantry for naught.

[Anonymous No.24904896]

>>24899502
Lol you linkers were happy to take his money, now you can take his DNA altering SEED!

[Anonymous No.24905670]

>>24899260
AY BOY. PAY HOMAGE TO POPPA. https://cryptokek.com

[Anonymous No.24906115]

>>24897238
I'm still hoping it goes pandemic of death levels in some second or third world shithole.... although Burgerstan is pretty shit.