/wfh/ - Another day, doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.24892169]

Good morning kings, I hope your inboxes are empty and your computer is unmonitored.

[Anonymous No.24892216]

/biz/ newfag here what is wfh?

[Anonymous No.24892271]

>>24892216
lurk moar faggot
>>24892169
I have a snow day from work so I get to relish in this feel for now, 50/50 chance its unpaid though

[Anonymous No.24892294]

>>24892169
They gave us a paid snow day today. Wouldn't want us to have to go out in the storm to wage.

[Anonymous No.24892301]

>>24892216
working from home doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.24892375]

>>24892169
Officially off today for two weeks. Not like I have been working for the last 4 months lmao

[Anonymous No.24892463]

>>24892271
>>24892294
Comfy bros, enjoy a taste of the life. I wish it snowed here, would make /wfh/ all the comfier.

>>24892216
It’s like a cryptocurrency, but instead you “work” all day and get paid a full salary for it, leaving time to do more productive things.

Also, should I buy this mansion anons?

[Anonymous No.24892624]

>>24892169
Morning Chads.

Took tomorrow off because I need a break from forwarding emails with "FYI" in the body.

Maybe I'll focus on my side business a little.

[Anonymous No.24892675]

A foot of snow dropped and its still coming. Normally I would have to wake up early to clean my car and then dig out the driveway because of course the landlord didnt plow like she was supposed to, but not today. My boss is out so no one is even messaging me, I'm relaxing in my office drinking a coffee watching the snow accumulate.

[Anonymous No.24892705]

had my standup this morning, and went back to sleep right after. feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.24892709]

>>24892624
Whats your side business king?

[Anonymous No.24892714]

>>24892675
Hello, fellow Northeast USA chad. Many blessings be upon you. Hope you don't lose power/internet and get as comfy as a bug in a rug with some hot cocoa and a warm blanket.

[Anonymous No.24892730]

>>24892463
Looks comfy, go for it

[Anonymous No.24892747]

>>24892169
I have 3900 unread emails. Life is not good

[Anonymous No.24892770]

>>24892747
If there was something actually important, I'm sure someone would call or pm you

[Anonymous No.24892876]

>>24892709
Started a gym in my garage. Training qts in my area and doubled my salary the past few months. Also, since I am not registered, lockdowns can't mandate that I shut down. Cash in hand.

Slowly adding equipment. Tomorrow I will spend some time writing programs and diets for some of my more dedicated clients.

[Anonymous No.24892880]

>>24892169
>working from home
>email flies in
>"Support request"
>nah
>10 minutes pass
>another email flies in
>"URGENT: Support required"
>nah
>20 minutes pass
>"URGENT: SUPPORT REQUIRED" *user has flagged this message as high importance* *user requests a read receipt*
>i should really close my email client

[Anonymous No.24892896]

>>24892714
Thank you fren, I wish you the same. May we never darken the doors of an office again.

[Anonymous No.24892951]

>>24892463
Thanks, I just realized there is a WFH ETF and its a fucking good one at it by looking at the graph.

[Anonymous No.24893465]

Bros my boss is extracting value from me today and I can't stop it! I'm sitting in meetings and I have to send an email and I even have to talk in one of these meetings, its shit! SHIT!

Somebody please tell me it'll get better, and tomorrow I won't have to do shit. I want to read a book at starbucks and relax.

[Anonymous No.24894305]

>>24892169
my inbox is stuffed to the gills with unread emails, work phone is dead, and if anybody makes it through "oh yeah I had scheduled PTO for this week"

[Anonymous No.24894341]

>>24892169

Extremely based

[Anonymous No.24894412]

The average age of an employee at my office, a patent firm, is probably 50 something. I am 22 and I’m fucking dying, I can’t deal with this boomer drama. Every zoom call with either my coworker or my direct boss involves 10 minutes of basically just corporate gossip. Boomers are basically schoolchildren

[Anonymous No.24894621]

Enjoy your Thursday frens. I had my 1:1 yesterday so it's literally all downhill from there. 8:26 AM and still in bed. Haven't even touched slack/outlook yet. Truly these are the comfiest threads on 4chims

[Anonymous No.24894668]

>>24892876
Very nice king. How will you keep doing it after Covid?

[Anonymous No.24894698]

>>24894412
Heh, my boss is early millennial and he sent out an email earlier this week warning us (his subordinates) about meeting etiquette and to try to avoid spending 15 minutes at the start of every meeting bullshitting. I find this hilarious because obviously us, his subordinates, aren't doing this to him. It's his bosses doing it, and we're all suffering under it and can't do shit, but he wrote this wall of text about it.

I feel like I should stroke his ego and tell him how brilliant he is for telling us his great ideas, but I can't be assed.

[Anonymous No.24894736]

who /billablehours/ here?
At 300% of the budget and getting worried bros

[Anonymous No.24894820]

Bros...I had to stop playing monster hunter to join a meeting...I can’t keep doing this bros...

[Anonymous No.24895037]

I quit waging from the last run. I am educated and worked, but follow the NEET lifestyle now. Under a blanket with the dogs barking outside, never to slave in a cage again. Keep hodling anon!

[Anonymous No.24895473]

>>24892169
Cheers NEETs. Let the wagies seethe and have our coins succeed.

[Anonymous No.24895567]

>>24894820
It's hard man, it really is. But that's why they pay us the big bucks. When that happens I like to put on a video of something I can watch in the background so I don't feel like I'm wasting all my time on meetings.

[Anonymous No.24895909]

>>24894668
Even when lockdown was relaxed and gyms opened up again I still had some regulars. I have competed in MMA and weightlifting, so many prefer sticking with me. And since I genuinely enjoy doing this, I put effort into their growth.

And well, I have Mr Shekelstein paying me a fat salary just for checking emails a few times a day.

[Anonymous No.24896687]

Daily checkin to the comfy thread

>about to get 2 weeks off paid not using pto

[Anonymous No.24896816]

[Anonymous No.24896932]

>>24892169
Good morning fellow /WFH/ chads, after tomorrow I will be taking an official two week paid vacation, as opposed to the current paid vacation known as "working from home". This is truly a blessed time, hopefully all you chads have a happy holiday, and keep it cozy.

>The weather outside: frightful
>The fire: delightful
>Places to go: none
>Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ~

Happy holidays!

[Anonymous No.24896990]

>>24892463
Looks like a mini castle.
The front door and windows are ugly.
You'll probably have to renovate on the inside too.

[Anonymous No.24897075]

How to get wfh job?

[Anonymous No.24897092]

Attend standup at 9am, do absolutely nothing until 2pm, work for a few hours with fucking around in between, clock off 5.

[Anonymous No.24897541]

>>24896990
> You'll probably have to renovate on the inside too.

This palace has an exquisite interior.

[Anonymous No.24897578]

I’ve been remote since March and have maybe done 10 hours total work since then. As long as those direct deposits keep hitting idgaf

[Anonymous No.24897935]

>>24897578
same anon, had a midterm review a few weeks ago and my boss said I was doing great work. had been wfh since march with an hour a week of actual work done so until I get some complaints I will not be picking up the pace.

[Anonymous No.24898798]

>>24897092
based
just got through my busy day of the same. meeting at nine. coffee break for about 30 mins. check my inbox and see if there's anything i should actually attend to then a 2 hour coffee break then i take lunch

[Anonymous No.24899370]

How do I get ez wfh job? Need more $$$ to invest w/