MY MOM IS KICKING ME OUT OF THE HOUSE SHOULD I JUST GIVE HER 35.2 LINK

[Anonymous No.24885856]

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.24885871]

>>24885856
Based reposter

[Anonymous No.24885888]

Hit her obv, link>mom

[Anonymous No.24885910]

sounds like u have a shitty mom sorry anon, I wouldn't give her any money but sounds like u kinda have no choice

[Anonymous No.24885922]

>>24885888
go back NOW

[Anonymous No.24885928]

>>24885856
What kind of mother kicks out their own child...no matter how much of a degenerate their child is AND DEMANDS RENT.

yikes

[Anonymous No.24885929]

>>24885856
Obviously you just like in a tent and wait for link to moon fgt.

[Anonymous No.24885932]

>>24885910
You go back too

[Anonymous No.24885942]

>>24885928
You’ll get over 100 link someday newfag

[Anonymous No.24885990]

I really like this poster and the uncle schiff guy. Everytime they post i get this happy feeling that we all are going to make it.

[Anonymous No.24886028]

>>24885888
Checked and heil

[Anonymous No.24886030]

centralised scam bro, get out of link now.

Link tech is leakier than a cracked toilet bowl.

And Chainlink is gayest name ever.

[Anonymous No.24886064]

>>24885856
why did Sergey lie about Swift and Google? Is he a criminal?

[Anonymous No.24886070]

>>24885942
I hope I never do
trash coin. keep coping

[Anonymous No.24886081]

BASED RENTANON, WHERE YOU BEEN!

[Anonymous No.24886091]

>>24885856
Based My Mom poster

[Anonymous No.24886109]

LARP #35195102951

yawn

[Anonymous No.24886133]

>>24885856
You dumb cunt you got played. She isn't going to kick you out, she is just putting the heat on you to make you expose your crypto hand to her. Bitches sniff money the same way sharks sniff blood and they have the same psychopathic belief that if it is near to them then it must belong to them. Now she knows what you hold you can expect one of your many temporary uncles to $5 wrench attack you in the near future.

[Anonymous No.24886169]

>>24886109
based

OP, take your cringe ass repost back to laleddit. this board is going to shit thanks to you

[Anonymous No.24886251]

>>24885856
I remember when the amount was still 500 LINK on this pasta. Damn we've come so far.

[Anonymous No.24886294]

>>24886251
Soon our mums will ask for just 3 link to not kick us out

[Anonymous No.24886333]

>>24885856

[Anonymous No.24886374]

lmao welcome to newfag city anons

[Anonymous No.24886393]

>>24885942
Uh oh the pasta police is here

[Anonymous No.24886403]

>>24885856
>Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?
defend the link with your life

[Anonymous No.24886825]

>>24886251
Nope. I started in in the 300’s

[Anonymous No.24887151]

>>24885888
>>24885910
>>24885928
>>24885929
>>24886030
>>24886109
>>24886133
>>24886169
So many newfaggots, holy shit

[Anonymous No.24887186]

>>24885856
This is a Larp, but move out you fucking mong.
You can get a hovel for like 250 bucks/m

[Anonymous No.24887244]

>>24887151
yup we really were so fucking early

[Anonymous No.24887515]

>>24885856
This is my best TA indicator, I never look at charts, only wait for this thread to randomly pop

[Anonymous No.24887616]

>>24887515
Lol

[Anonymous No.24887631]

you can come to Estonia and I'll host you @ my house for free since you're a fellow link bro

[Anonymous No.24887654]

missed this, thanks

[Anonymous No.24887675]

>>24887631
Estonia seems based, you seem based

[Anonymous No.24887723]

>>24886064
Both have been confirmed by the WEF you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.24887754]

>>24885856
Since you're holding chainlink I assume you're gay, so now thats established would you like to make gay porn for OF/chaturbate with me? Should pay the rent and bills and will probs be enought to put some more into link. One problem tho, I'm not even american.

[Anonymous No.24888562]

>>24887151
cringe 'meme'
link sucks lol

[Anonymous No.24889198]

>>24888562
Fuck off faggot it’s a price tracker and newfag detector

[Anonymous No.24889286]

>>24885856
This is my favorite link pasta other than the fud pastas of course

[Anonymous No.24889298]

>>24885856
>nothing else to do but play Halo 3
i know this feel

[Anonymous No.24889306]

>>24885856
are u black, op? i dont see this happening to white people

[Anonymous No.24889316]

>>24885856
Baste pasta ITS TIME

[Anonymous No.24889450]

Eat breadcrumbs and sleep on the street until the summer

[Anonymous No.24889519]

>>24889306
I honestly don’t give a shit where the price of link goes. I don’t care if it goes to 100$ tomorrow or 5 years from now. All I’m concerned about is having the least amount of black people owning this coin as possible. That is why I FUD this coin. I don’t care if some white reddit faggots get on board because they find out more and more about it before it takes off. If it takes 5 years for link to moon and that means more black people end up selling because they need to buy more pork rinds... then that is the optimal mooning tpimeframe for me.

And make no mistake all you black linkmarines out there. You will undoubtedly be invited to the yacht party when it happens and I’m personally going to sell 50 or so link to build you your own seperate faucet to drink cheap malt liquor out of on a seperate area of the yacht while the rest of us have a faucet with Grey goose vodka pouring out of it

NO

[Anonymous No.24889595]

>>24889519
Your life must be so hollow and lonely to think this way

[Anonymous No.24889664]

>>24885856
GET A JOB

[Anonymous No.24890665]

>>24889664

[Anonymous No.24891304]

>>24886133
This is a good point, NEVER SHOW ANYONE YOUR CRYPTO HOLDINGS. You shouldn't tell anyone you have crypto either, but NEVER EVER show them how much you have. You never know when shit is going to moon and you never know who's a predator until you get a lead pipe to the back of the head and wake up tied to a chair.

You might say oh but that doesn't happen in real life. I assure you it does. "Oh, but that won't happen to me" you can't know that. Why take a risk, whether it's 1 in 5 or 1 in 100,000? It costs you fucking nothing to keep your mouth shut.

[Anonymous No.24892033]

>>24889519
This is a man of principles.

[Anonymous No.24892110]

>>24889519
all the pastas in this thread.
I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.24892425]

>>24889198
I can't wait for the day we hit 1 Link.

[Anonymous No.24892427]

>>24892110
>>24892110
We never left

[Anonymous No.24892601]

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with white paper bands like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

[Anonymous No.24892674]

So you're telling me this project has confirmed ties to the banking cartel (Iso 20022 compliant, just in time for the Psd2 directive), the cream of the crop of global legal firms and institutions as well as some of the biggest tech companies in the blockchain space focused on the soon to be mass adopted enterprise level smart contracts such as consensys, Microsoft, IBM, docusign, Intel and Digital Asset and that the solution to the oracle problem which it is aiming to solve is essentially the God protocol as described by the creator of the smart contract concept himself, ie one of the main pillars of the fourth industrial revolution and the backbone of the future blockchain infrastructure (10% of global GDP in less than 10 years) that will allow massive automation of post trade processing, thus saving all the biggest markets such as derivatives, logistics and insurance possibly trillions in saving, AND its the only project of its kind due to its blockchain agnostic and decentralized nature and has the first mover advantage, but despite all these confirmed facts it's being largely ignored by the crypto community, although it has gone up from 120 to 12 ranking in a bear market with no marketing just in a couple of months, simply because a dozens of dedicated autistic neets down vote every possible clue about it on reddit and ACTIVELY fud their own investment instead of shilling it, because they're the only ones who realized this revolutionary project would basically replace all the lawyers with neet nodes where 1 link needs to be worth at least 5k usd in order to be sufficient collateral for the quadrillion derivatives market, the same neets who first called btc and eth when no one was taking crypto seriously and have harnessed the power of weaponized autism and meme magick to put Trump in the white house? Do you realize how delusional and insane that sounds? Personally I'm all in.

[Anonymous No.24892740]

>>24889519
1billionEOY