I wanna die

[Anonymous No.24844851]

/biz/ how do I resist the urge to kill myself every time I realize that Tesla and Bitcoin, the most obvious boomer-tier stock and crypto, would be the best longs. How do I not shoot myself when I realize that no matter how diverse my poortfolio, no many how many hidden gem coins I collect, the fucking normies at my work that sip Bangs all day who go all in on BTC and TSLA ran circles around me. I spend all this time investigating just to get outdone by the most obvious options

[Anonymous No.24844871]

>>24844851
there's always more opportunities. stop moping and prepare for the next one.

[Anonymous No.24844877]

>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.24844933]

>>24844877
>crypto and stocks are not biz related
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.24844943]

>>24844877
>>24844933
Also not sure how my ID changed but my dubs cancel out yours. Green IDs always win faggot

[Anonymous No.24844963]

>>24844851
At least you didn't sell your $5,000 worth of TSLA you purchased in 2013 in 2014

[Anonymous No.24845147]

>>24844963
Anon, I.....I’m so sorry

[Anonymous No.24845248]

>>24844851
I suffered the same fate as you do, fren. The issue is you are too smart for this clown market. In a world full of retards, you must think like a retard to succeed.
The more retarded and normie-friendly, the better. Now, try to lower your IQ as much as possible, if possible below 95. What would you spec on if you were an absolute cretin with no clue about how the economic function? You'd spec on think who are either hyped by globohomo, and think you use/plan to use, since imbeciles have a very limited spectrum.
That's the secret. Then you must not hesitate
.
>What agendas do globohomo are pushing for the moment?
- muh gaya to push ecology tyranny
- muh niggerinos to push white genocide / racial tensions
- muh cyber attacks to push more control on internet
- muh coof vaccine for orwelian grid control + probably depopulation

>What do normies are liking lately?
- this absolute shitfest of bugs called cyberpunk
- muh 4th industrial revolution
- teslarino and retarded electric cars
- man children collectibles (though the pokemon hype is fading, but others markets are emerging)
- weed

You simply have to pick stonks related to any of these options. A mix of CD red projekt, lithium miners, cyber security, a solar panel company and weed juniors... Then maybe pick a collectible as side spec, they can be very rewarding. Idk, maybe funkoshit, old consoles, tamagochis or rares MTG cards. The secret is to pick something hitting hard the nostalgia string among millenials, so prefer something who was popular in the late 90's / early 00's. Or if you are very patient i guess you could pick some zoomer stuff who didn't yet attained the collectible status and buy a load of it. I guess it would be some /v/ related skins on or minecraft memorabilia, i'm clueless about zoomers so do your DD.

I hope this will help you fren!

[Anonymous No.24845409]

>>24845248
you are here to make money, not become a borderline schizophrenic tadpole

[Anonymous No.24845454]

Yep.

[Anonymous No.24845492]

>>24845248
Accurate.
>>24845409
Inaccurate.

[Anonymous No.24845612]

>>24845248
Wasn’t expecting a well-written and thought out response desu. Thanks fren, love the analytics. Looks like I need to retard myself

[Anonymous No.24845740]

>>24845248
>What would you spec on if you were an absolute cretin with no clue about how the economic function?
RLC

[Anonymous No.24845796]

>>24844851
Sounds like you have a boring defensive portfolio and shit coins and want to blind like the world as slighted you despite being in a socioeconomic circle that allows you to alot capital surplus to investment. Get cucked bitch boy. Boohoo muh 7% on money I dont need