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Wagie didn't show up for his shift today
Wagie locked himself in his home
Wagie cannot hide
Wagie must return to work by any means possible

>> No.24832585

>>24832505
HELLO THIS IS THE POLICE YOU MUST TAKE THE VACCINE!!!

>> No.24832805
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>> No.24833742

Lol at my last job we had to call the police because she didn't show up to work and did not respond. She then claimed it caused emotional damage and was allowed to work remotely.... as a front desk secretary.

>> No.24833814

>>24833742
sucks when your boss doesn't have a spine

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>>24832505
They won't make it past my three layers of private security, nor will they make it to my five-story front door in my castle due to gains from pic related's IPO.

>> No.24834619

>>24833742
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or this really happens in Burgerland

>> No.24834985

>>24832505
SIR YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS

>> No.24835338
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aaaaaaaAaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.24836264

>>24835338
kek
>oh shit
>jumps after you
>2nd copper jumps right after him and they bump feet to add velocity to the first cop
>superspeeds to you and grabs you by the neck
>deploys parachute
heh, sneaky one aitcha? dont worry, we'll add more dosage to the B.U.G.s, you'll feel much better soon

>> No.24836337

>>24832505
Mcops lol

>> No.24836424

>>24836264
bet they'd even bring me back to life if I did die
there is not escaping the wage cage