What is the most retarded thing you have ever done?

[Anonymous No.24829679]

>be me
>tell friend about Crypto
>he goes All in
>now he is richer than me
Fucking hate the guy

[Anonymous No.24829783]

beat a gay jewish doctor in a psychiatric hospital, couldn't go to prison because i was underage but lost four months of my life on that move

[Anonymous No.24829811]

>>24829679
i sold 10,000 link at $2, now i have 1000 link

[Anonymous No.24829868]

>>24829679
I started browsing 4chan 14 years ago.

[Anonymous No.24829878]

>>24829811
Why did you do that anon?

[Anonymous No.24829892]

>>24829679
I'm hesitating between not holding btc at 100 or not holding link at 40 cents instead of selling after a couple of days.

[Anonymous No.24829967]

I unironically gave away 9k to a uniswap YouTube scam a few months back. If I didn’t have 6 figures (though low 6 figures) I probably would have kms already

[Anonymous No.24830010]

>>24829679
Does he have the ability to keep his fortune or is he going to spend it all in a few years?
If he made it purely on luck and with your help he will give it back after some time.

In my case it would be not listening to my instinct and letting my narcissistic family destroy my ego and my life since my birth.
Second to that would be losing 10k on COSS and getting scammed by CryptoBro, but I don't regret this mistake anymore and am happy it made me who I am.

[Anonymous No.24830050]

>>24829679
Jealousy is ugly. Be happy for him.

[Anonymous No.24830066]

>>24829967
Let's say I'm 18 and I threw out tens of thousands of dollars that I made from Uniswap starting with 800 because I got pissed, I don't need any of the money, but only have 2k left, do I kill myself or start over?

[Anonymous No.24830176]

>>24830010
>Does he have the ability to keep his fortune or is he going to spend it all in a few years?
He likes to buy fancy shit and stuff and brag about it. So he is somewhat retarded. But not retarded enough to spend it all, that's for sure. All he did was buy and hold the stuff I told him to.
I mean I am happy for him, but still hurts my ego to see the with so much more than myself. I should never have told him to buy at all and just let him wagslave away like all the other retards out there.

[Anonymous No.24830207]

>>24830176
>see the with
*see the guy

[Anonymous No.24830264]

>>24830066
>18
you'll be fine, start over.

[Anonymous No.24830310]

A couple days ago I made a thread on /vrpg/ to ask for help with The Last Remnant, since it's a notoriously difficult JRPG. However I forgot the name and thought it was The Last Odyssey. Not only did I go out of my way to find an image of TLO to post the thread, I watched youtube videos about it and downloaded guides from the internet before realizing that I wanted help with TLR, not TLO.

/vrpg/ spent the next 24 hours bullying before the thread archived. Definitely the most retarded thing I've done in my life.

Other retarded things:
>chose major based on brochure
>took out student loans
>didn't network or intern while in college
>didn't buy bitcoin in 2009 when I saw it on /g/

[Anonymous No.24830313]

>>24830050
You are right, it is a terrible trait.
But just seeing myslef work hard, going through the bear market, learning the game, getting fucked by chink scams and all that.
And then he comes in, doesn't make any beginner mistakes and puts all his money in. I mean he earned it, because he took the risk.
But still annoys me after all, that it was so easy for him.

[Anonymous No.24830325]

>>24829783
That sounds worth. Juvenile shit doesn't matter anyway

[Anonymous No.24830365]

>>24830310
Do you have the link to the thread anon?

[Anonymous No.24830389]

>>24830066
Start over anon you have your whole life ahead of you

[Anonymous No.24830408]

>>24829679
>What is the most retarded thing you have ever done?
I put my dick in a vacuum cleaner

[Anonymous No.24830423]

>>24829679
buying COOM coin. I literally lost 100% of what I put into it

[Anonymous No.24830430]

>>24830310
link the thread

[Anonymous No.24830442]

>>24830365
No, I'm trying to repress the memories as it is.

[Anonymous No.24830451]

>>24830066
You are young enough to start over again anon, don't worry. However I would say look for other ways on how you can make money as well.
I am no Guru, but I think the parabolic gains after this bullrun might slow down a bit.

[Anonymous No.24830458]

>>24830313
>doesn't make any beginner mistakes
>puts all his money in
>doesn't make any beginner mistakes
Bruh

[Anonymous No.24830466]

>>24829679
>anger over envy
never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.24830487]

>>24829783
he didn't ask the most based thing you've ever done

[Anonymous No.24830496]

it's not all lost yet, Mona Finance is launching this week, they just dropped info about presale and whitelisting https://mona.finance/

[Anonymous No.24830527]

>>24829679
>Jacked off on sleeping sister
>Later, sex with sister
Too much dumb shit to list. Yeah it was hot, but it was stupid as hell. Im trying to change my cooming ways.

[Anonymous No.24830540]

>>24830466
It sucks but most of us would feel exactly the same, it's human nature

[Anonymous No.24830552]

>>24830325
would have been worth it if he died but he just had a few stitches and a broken nose, i lose my teen years, wasn't able to go back to school because the administration lost/forgot me and i became a jewish catle for them to try their drugs under the pretext of healing me

[Anonymous No.24830568]

>>24830527
>Jacked off on sleeping sister
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>24830527
>Later, sex with sister
Was it consensual?

[Anonymous No.24830571]

>>24829679

>be me
>tell all my friends about crypto in early 2016
>they think I'm a pajeet scammer
>they don't invest
>golden bull run of 2017
>they invest at the top
>crypto tanks in 2018
>"wow anon what a scam"

[Anonymous No.24830596]

>>24830568
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.24830597]

>>24830527
wait what

[Anonymous No.24830604]

>>24830571
Are you still friends?

[Anonymous No.24830606]

>>24829679

dated the biggest whore on the planet, but I doxxed her all over the internet and everyone knows who she is so it's good, her reputation is ruined forever and im no longer angry or upset ;∆]

[Anonymous No.24830626]

>>24830597
that fucking pepe is cracking me up
im stealing it

[Anonymous No.24830640]

>>24830596
Did she suck your dick?
Why was it dumb in hindsight?

[Anonymous No.24830653]

>>24830604
Yes. Passed away now.

[Anonymous No.24830665]

>>24830606
>the biggest whore on the planet
The competition is fierce, what are some of her notable achievements?

[Anonymous No.24830690]

I creampied my little sister about 5 times a week through the last 3 years of highschool. Even when she had a boyfriend she would still sneak into my room for some dick in the middle of the night.

We had a shitty childhood and family life so somehow we wound up bonding that way. Don't know how she didn't get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.24830691]

>>24830653
Good, use them as living sell signals

[Anonymous No.24830692]

>>24830640
Yes. The works.

Its dumb because its immoral as fuck and I knew better, but rather than listen to what i know is right and true i gave into being degenerate scum.

[Anonymous No.24830709]

>>24829679
Watched porn throughout my teens and 20's, masturbated constantly and lost precocious youth irreversibly desu.

[Anonymous No.24830744]

>>24830692
I dont know what was your age but I just hope you guys weren't too screwed up by this mistake and ended up having more or less normal relationships in the future.

[Anonymous No.24830750]

She started it btw, creeping on me while I was sleeping and getting into bed with me. Who was I to deny dick to my little sister?

[Anonymous No.24830758]

>>24830176
Did he become a millionaire?
If you stop helping him he won't profit from it too much and bragging will attract parasites who will destroy him if he doesn't go bankrupt by himself.
He will be faced sooner or later with a dilemma and will have to chose to get the /biz/ mindset and learn or be destroyed.
You just gave him an opportunity to face this, but at the same time it's also an opportunity for you to learn to chose who you share your information with.

You can reach his level of wealth and surpass it if you keep up with your efforts and have some patience, but in his case it was a one time trick that he can't reproduce.
>Give a Man a Fish, and You Feed Him for a Day. Teach a Man To Fish, and You Feed Him for a Lifetime

[Anonymous No.24830781]

>>24830604
Yeah. They think I'm rich as fuck, but I was a poor fag back. I let them believe it. Still need a 10x to make it.

[Anonymous No.24830787]

>>24830692
well if you think you're immoral you can read >>24830690 now
What the fuck is this board, are we really gonna make it or are we a bunch of
incestuous addicted gamblers

[Anonymous No.24830796]

I pissed in a super soaker water gun that I had as a kid when I was high, I forgot how much it pumped out and it made a massive mess, I'll never forget the smell.

[Anonymous No.24830801]

>>24830176
>All he did was buy and hold the stuff I told him to

So why didn't you follow your own advice?

[Anonymous No.24830827]

>>24830527
Gonna need a green text story.

[Anonymous No.24830841]

>>24829679
Sold at a loss because everything was tanking for a week straight. The moment I sold, everything skyrocketed in value. Fucking bogs.

[Anonymous No.24830849]

>>24830310
I played the fuck out of the last remnant, what do you want to know?

[Anonymous No.24830860]

>>24830787
The first poster is alright, the second is a larper

[Anonymous No.24830934]

I tried really hard to suck my dick. Too hard.

[Anonymous No.24830936]

>>24830827
Nah. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.24830937]

>>24830665

cheated on me on my own bed literally 30 seconds before I came in and started fucking her. I got lucky, she broke up with me for basically no reason other than she wanted to be a whore for a month and a half

[Anonymous No.24831002]

>>24830937
How did you dox her? I might need some inspiration

[Anonymous No.24831024]

>>24830936
As I said, not a larper

[Anonymous No.24831039]

>>24830310
>>24830442
You have to learn to love your mistakes.
Making a mistake is a proof that you are doing something new and can learn something to improve yourself.
The path of self improvement is full of mistakes. The faster you can make mistakes the faster you will learn from them.
If you want to remove a traumatic past memory, you need to learn a lesson from it, and imagine the situation again but change it slightly to have a good outcome.
Your subconscious is asking you to find a solution and to learn from this mistake to prevent it from happening again through a change in your mindset and behavior.
If you can imagine a way to not do the mistake again or make the mistake into a fun memory it will be satisfied with it and your memories will not have any negative emotions associated with it.

[Anonymous No.24831038]

>>24829679
Similar thing except I told a drunk guy how Bitcoin works while I was drunk and he went all in. Fucker didn't even know my name but came back a year later to thank me. Bought at ~3k the fucker

[Anonymous No.24831060]

>>24830690
>>24830527
what the fuck is going on in this thread

[Anonymous No.24831075]

>>24830849
I was looking for a guide so that I could get all the missable content in one playthrough, or at least most of it. Also last time I played I was so shit I got stuck in the first dungeon, so how the battle system works and basically how to get good. I did get some good advice among all the bullying which was to make a union for attacking, a union for magic, and a union for healing since skills get stronger as you use them so I'm going to be doing that, but is there other tips for better strategy than that?

[Anonymous No.24831090]

>>24831060
One of them is a larper. The other made a mistake once. We all do dumb mistakes.

[Anonymous No.24831185]

>>24829811
Sold 3770 ETH at $6
Sold 50 BTC at $320
Got PTSD when I sold 80k XRP at $2.5 when it kept going up to $3, almost FOMOed back in but the thought about the tax jew cucking me prevented me.

[Anonymous No.24831218]

>>24831039
Anon I've been posting on 4chan for over ten years. I'm REALLY good at it. There was NO excuse for making such a retarded mistake. I spent OVER AN HOUR doing research for the thread and then the thread was up for over an hour before I realized the mistake. I could understand if I'd been drunkposting but I've been sober for over a year now, there was no fucking excuse.

The ONLY saving grace is that in the OP itself I warned everyone that I was being fucking retarded, so everyone knew what they were getting into.

[Anonymous No.24831249]

>>24830606
>>24831002

Wait I think I know the story. Is it the one with the surprise birthday party

[Anonymous No.24831259]

>>24829868
Same

[Anonymous No.24831286]

>>24830310
Holy shit I missed this post. This can't be real

[Anonymous No.24831448]

>>24830801
not as much starting capital, even a geniuslike you can figure it out

[Anonymous No.24831458]

>>24831218
Was it really a bad thing?
If the thread stayed up for 24h it means it had a lot of success and you made the days of those reading it happier and where in their minds.
This is like making a youtube video which goes viral by mistake and gets a million views.
Some people crave this attention and you obtained it by accident through your efforts and a random event.
Why does it hurt you to make mistakes?
You don't have to be perfect to be happy in this world.
All that matters is that you try new things and have fun with it.

[Anonymous No.24831480]

>>24829811
Fucking hell you guys NEVER take a day off.

[Anonymous No.24831522]

I jumped on kodak at $30 thinking it would do another 900% spike

[Anonymous No.24831530]

>>24831286
It's still in the archive. I was sure it was a troll. Not so sure now.

[Anonymous No.24831553]

>>24829679
Didn't just blow my depressed friend when he asked as a pick me up. He was having a terrible time post breakup, we were on night out, he was drunk and crying, asked me to blow him to make him feel better, didn't, he dropped out of college and later overdosed on coke and died.

[Anonymous No.24831557]

>>24831075
I didn't play with a guide, so my play style was probably sub optimal but I was able to beat the game and it was a decent challenge. So here's a few tips

-make as many unions as you can, more smaller unions are better than few larger ones
-the game takes a long time to give you full control of its combat system. Once you can make 5 unions you've fully unlocked it.
-every union must have a healer, herbalists get a revive union ability much sooner than magic healers. Make sure to keep max inventory of the herbs you need for their spells.
-grinding makes enemies stronger, so don't go out of your way to do it. Do side quests to get stronger, many unlock powerful new soldiers to hire. There's no time limit on the main quest and about half of the game's content is in side quests.
-dont get autistic trying to find components to upgrade weapons. It's literally mmo tier with the amount of grinding you need for the components. The items the game hands you are good enough.
-after a part of the main quest at "the aqueducts" there is a time skip, and all uncompleted side quests become missed, so do them all before then if you want.
-later on in the game you can hire soldiers with psionic abilities, these are really strong.
-Emma dies in a cutscene about 1/4 into the game and is replaced by her daughter, their stats are unrelated, so I wouldn't bother putting Emma as a union leader (their stats level up faster than the other members)

[Anonymous No.24831649]

>>24831218
Did you dream or think of becoming a comedian before?
It could be a part of your subconscious which decided to play a mind trick on you and made a joke.
The inner child is playful after all.
Or he may have wanted you to take your life less seriously and focus more on the present moment to have fun instead of worrying too much.

[Anonymous No.24831735]

>>24830458
>>24830313
This. Sounds like he just got insanely lucky. Good chance he now thinks he's some kinda expert investor now and eventually ends up wrekt when he inevitably puts his "expertise" to use again in the future.

[Anonymous No.24831747]

>>24829679
The most retarded thing I've ever done was yo mama

[Anonymous No.24831750]

>dorm doesn't allow electric space heaters
>build a bitcoin mining rig
>turn it off at night because fans are loud
literally cost me millions of dollars

[Anonymous No.24831793]

>>24830934
Did you hurt your back?

[Anonymous No.24831804]

>>24830066
most anons would give up their whole stack to be 18 again

[Anonymous No.24831834]

>>24831530
I said I was sorry.

>>24831557
Cool, thanks. I saved your advice in my guides folder. And I'll make sure every union gets a healer, I wouldn't have thought of that.

[Anonymous No.24831839]

>>24831747

HAHAHAHA LMAO BASED

[Anonymous No.24831856]

>>24831458
Based for finding something positive in that story. Based as FUCK.

[Anonymous No.24831904]

>>24831804
I know I would. Very close to 7 figures stack.
27, would trade it all to be 18 again

[Anonymous No.24831968]

>>24831804
Why?

t. just turned 19

[Anonymous No.24832020]

>>24831286
>>>/vrpg/1075478

[Anonymous No.24832033]

>>24829679
Bought 10k xrp before snapshot & didn't sell, even though I knew I should. I WANT TO DIE:((,. I hated myself as soon as I'd pressed "buy", I never wanted to own this piece of complete centralised dog shit, yet here I am, and now I feel utterly violated, completely and utterly shafted. This morning I sat in the shower with the water on crying as it dumped & I thought of all the other coins I should have bought instead

[Anonymous No.24832045]

>>24818233

[Anonymous No.24832147]

>>24830801
>So why didn't you follow your own advice?
I did and do
He just had more money to invest than I thought he would

[Anonymous No.24832168]

>>24832033

[Anonymous No.24832173]

>>24830408
Is your name Greg? thats a very Greg thing to do.

[Anonymous No.24832217]

>>24829783
Based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.24832273]

>>24830066
You made that money once. You can make that money again.

[Anonymous No.24832410]

>>24831968
To be honest my teens were awesome.
I moved to Beijing at 13yo. Had the best time of my life. I went from living in the country side in a small village in Europe to living the high life in a big city penthouse. Used to go out every fucking week end. Kissed and fucked tons of girls. Crazy stuff hapenned. Now I'm back to living in Europe. In a small city. Trying to invest in crypto to make it just enough to live my best years all over again.

Still I now have a daughter and a very based wife. Wouldn't trade that for my stack.

[Anonymous No.24832498]

>>24832410
That sounds incredible anon
>tfw never fucked tons of girls, not even two different ones
>still no gf
>nearly 30 yo
>still not a millionaire
I can't stand my own life anymore

[Anonymous No.24832523]

>>24831968
because men are insecure as fuck when they're young

if every 30-year-old boomer on this board could go back in time to high school or college while keeping the confidence and don't-give-a-fuck attitude we've developed since then, we'd be slaying like kings

[Anonymous No.24832526]

>>24829783
it was worth it, biz needs tip mechanic

[Anonymous No.24832600]

>>24832410
Sounds awesome. I'm glad for you anon.
>>24832523
I feel like I'm pretty confident, but yes, it is something I could still work on.
Any tips except for just trying shit and facing life?

[Anonymous No.24832647]

>>24832498
>almost 30 years old and still think life is about chasing pleasure and having disposable flings with loads of women
not based and ngmi

[Anonymous No.24832703]

>>24832523
What is this confidence good for then?
Isn't it useless for a millionaire NEET almost never going outside?

[Anonymous No.24832833]

>>24832410
You’re living the life anon. Be grateful.

[Anonymous No.24832871]

>>24831804
>>24831904
>>24831968
>>24831804
I found out my current girlfriend had a crush on me since freshman year. Lived all of high school thinking I'd would never have a girl like me. She didn't even lose her virginity until college and we were in walking distance from each other. I get sad when we're together sometimes because I can't help but thinking I could've been normal. High school fucked me up because I had no friends. My personality completely changed

[Anonymous No.24832912]

>>24832600
generally speaking it just happens naturally with age

women are hottest between the ages of 18 and 25, whereas male hotness peaks in the 30s, so when you're a man aged between 18 and 25 and your facial hair isn't even finished growing in, while meanwhile every girl you know is being chased by men of all ages, there's a big power imbalance, and that's intimidating

but when you're an established 30-year-old boomer who has earned a good chunk of money and has taken care of his body, suddenly the tables are turned and you have more power than the women you're dating

[Anonymous No.24832975]

>>24832871
>thinking I'd would never have a girl like me
Fuck off tranny

[Anonymous No.24833009]

>>24832871
>High school fucked me up because I had no friends
College fucked me up an I changed completly as well
For the worse though
I fucking hate life

[Anonymous No.24833109]

>>24832871
When I was around 15 there was a girl who had a BIG crush on me and I knew it. I was pussy back then and not ready to commit thinking what would my other classmates think. I know very retarded ... so I just brushed her off.

Still to this day I sometimes think what could have been but I probably wouldn't hold as large sums of crypto, or any, if I hooked up with her.

[Anonymous No.24833190]

>>24832871
It could have been worse.
She could have burned the coal and managed to become single with a black child...

[Anonymous No.24833455]

>>24833009
Ended up joining the army and that at least fixed my work ethic. Got me a good career and I can actually talk to people now. Traveled the world too.
>>24833190
She has gone home from the bar with a black dude(lightskin) before. I'm only been with her like three months, moving cities in February so I'll dump her then. Until then she has an IUD and I creampie her around 4 times a week.

[Anonymous No.24834129]

>>24833455
>Ended up joining the army and that at least fixed my work ethic. Got me a good career and I can actually talk to people now. Traveled the world too.
Happy for you anon that it worked out. I travelled to over a dozen countries myself, mostly alone. Always had a good time actually. It were also the only times I felt happy. But that's over now and will never be possible again unless you take the vaccine.
I feel lonely and lost. I lack a bigger goal or a mission. I have no passion for anything and my work ethic is shit. This wasn't always the case however

[Anonymous No.24834149]

>>24832498
You know, you don't need to have sex with a ton of girls. When you do, you figure out that it's always the same. Yeah sure some are kinkier than other but fuck it.

The best ones are the ones that have better things to offer than sex.

[Anonymous No.24834254]

>>24832833
I try to be everyday.

[Anonymous No.24834493]

>>24829679
>Sold over 100 btc in 2013
>didn't go to this girls house out of town when she invited me, is now a model and was/is natural Ecup, would have been one of those rare times getting a 9/10 before she knows her value and manipulates.

[Anonymous No.24834689]

>>24829679
>unintentionally discharged a gun five feet away from my brother's head thinking it was an airsoft gun
>took a xanax on a plane and overshared at customs. was pulled aside for breaking the law in the intermediary country but not in the jurisdiction i came from or was travelling to, took ten more xanax and was thrown in jail for a night before being sent back home
>left $200 in BTC on cryptopia

[Anonymous No.24834988]

>>24830176
>He likes to buy fancy shit and stuff and brag about it
>But not retarded enough to spend it all, that's for sure

Choose one. The type of person that falls for buying “fancy shit” and bragging about it to others is most definitely retarded enough to blow through all his money. How much did he make and how long has he had it?

[Anonymous No.24835535]

>>24829679
>hating a friend for being richer than you
You are such a retarded scumbag. You will always be poor because your mindset is trash.

[Anonymous No.24835636]

>>24829811
fuck, is he ok?

[Anonymous No.24835668]

>>24831218
>Anon I've been posting on 4chan for over ten years.
15 here
Probably my biggest mistake

[Anonymous No.24835883]

>>24835668
I've actually learned a ton from 4chan in all areas of life. It's like free access to wisdom that you'd never find just randomly reading books. So I don't regret the 4chan posting very much at all even though I've poured thousands of hours into it. It also helps that I've never had a smartphone, so when I'm not at home at my desktop computer, I'm not on 4chan. Not having a smartphones means I live way more in the moment than anyone else I know.

At the very least, 4chan has saved me tens of thousands of dollars in entertainment expenses.

[Anonymous No.24836111]

>>24829783
Holy based. Please anon tell me what provoked you to violence

[Anonymous No.24836173]

>>24830527
Please anon tell us the story

[Anonymous No.24836180]

>>24836111
He already said: gay jewish doctor. What more reason does one need?

[Anonymous No.24836202]

>>24835668
I started browsing in like 2011. HOW this shit is retarded I used to be a comfy boy in high school now I’m a full on wage slave time fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.24836231]

>>24835535
>You are such a retarded scumbag. You will always be poor because your mindset is trash.
I already had friends and still have friends that are richer than I am. That alone does not bother me at all. Learn to read between the lines you autist

[Anonymous No.24836251]

>>24829679
Telling normies about crypto is a <90IQ move, anon. You deserve being poor.

[Anonymous No.24836283]

>>24830781
>Still need a 10x to make it.
That's still rich as fuck to most normies.

[Anonymous No.24836286]

>>24830066
what does "starting over" mean

[Anonymous No.24836303]

>>24829679
Sold drugs for a while, it was fun and I eventually got big however I first got charged in 2013 with trafficking but I dragged things through court for years on bail, prosecution had a weak case reliant only on a few snitches statements so I eventually plead to lesser charges of commercial drug supply. I ended up serving 18 months in prison, then to get out to 4.5 years of parole which I’m still on. So all up I’ll have lost nearly a decade to either court, restrictions and now parole

[Anonymous No.24836353]

>>24830066
>I threw out tens of thousands of dollars
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.24836386]

>>24836251
>Telling normies about crypto is a <90IQ move, anon.
Indeed. I am just too nice

[Anonymous No.24836385]

>>24829679
And if you think that friends and money can go well together, you're not only dumb, but a sub human nigger ape.

[Anonymous No.24836387]

>>24836231
>Spend more time performing literary analysis on my blogpost about how much of a bitch I am
I'm too rich to do that

[Anonymous No.24836399]

>>24836353
He's a self destructive schizo who keeps telling his sob story about how he fucked up a trade and decided throwing away all the money he had left was a good idea. Don't encourage him.

[Anonymous No.24836408]

>>24830540
I would be angry at myself for not having the balls, not at my bro

[Anonymous No.24836421]

>>24835883
I like your outlook fren

[Anonymous No.24836472]

>>24829679
Spending money caring about video games when I'm a poorfag that should've spent time studying finance and learning about biz

[Anonymous No.24836608]

>>24836386
>Indeed. I am just too nice.
No, i was used to think that way when i was 15, but the true is that you're immature, idealistic and dumb (sincerely, if you're 24+ y/o and still have that mindset, you're basically retarded). Someday, if you manage to make it, you will learn that money can't go along with family or friends, it will be harsh, but it will be the most valuable lesson about human nature you will get in your life.

[Anonymous No.24836644]

>>24829679
>Not buying BTC in 2016
>Buying Statera and not selling the top (I actually bought more instead)
>Swapping 90% of my portfolio for XRP before the snapshot
I'm still up 100% on my total investments, but I would be up at least 500% if I wasn't such a newfag.

[Anonymous No.24836681]

Buying airline stocks in March

[Anonymous No.24836734]

>>24829679
$25K profit on a biotech stock, didnt sell any, now i have lost money on it

[Anonymous No.24836879]

[Anonymous No.24837036]

>>24829679
Coomcoin whale

[Anonymous No.24837348]

>>24831804

The poorest I've been in my whole life? Nah

[Anonymous No.24837363]

I semi-prostituted myself on craigslist to old men for money despite not being gay

[Anonymous No.24837509]

>>24837363
Well, you're gay now. How is it?

[Anonymous No.24837612]

>>24837509
I'm not

[Anonymous No.24837637]

WELL LOOK WHOS GAY!!

[Anonymous No.24837690]

>>24837637
they just sucked my dick and i mostly closed my eyes while thinking of something else and pretending to enjoy it

sometimes they would ask me to open them and look me in the eyes as i would cum and that was traumatizing but mostly i am okay and not gay

[Anonymous No.24838203]

>>24837690
That's fucking gay dude.

[Anonymous No.24838476]

>>24838203
how? being gay is a desire
it's like saying if you got raped in prison, you're gay

[Anonymous No.24838494]

>>24838476
>it's like saying if you got raped in prison, you're gay
That's exactly how it works, fucking homo.

[Anonymous No.24839028]

>>24837363
>>24837690
go to fuckin therapist , i saw your post at least 3 times this year. you let other men suck your dick so you are at least 25% gay.

i would rob a fuckin dude first rather than:
>go to to craiglist
>offer my body
>setup a meeting
>actually meet this person
>unzip my pants etc

thats like hundred small choices you made, and hundreds opportunities for you to bail out of that shit.

go to therapist and work this out, or just come out of the closet Barry.

[Anonymous No.24839458]

>>24839028
and why exactly are you reading all of my posts about me letting other men suck my dick?

there is only one fag here and that is you

[Anonymous No.24839486]

Focusing on greed instead of my dogs.

[Anonymous No.24839575]

Giving my early 20s to the navy when all I had to do was get a normal job. That last deployment was a COVID deployment too, shit sucked ass

[Anonymous No.24839600]

>>24836399
yep, I'll have to pay with my life

[Anonymous No.24839774]

>>24836180
Hahahahahahha

[Anonymous No.24840210]

>>24830010
Fucking CryptoBro, that nigger gave a sell signal for Vechain when it was at the lowest point dropping from its ATH. Had 25k going down to 5k. Lost it all on Gifto afterwards. That motherfucker!

All-in on BTC. Either I make it or NEET for the rest of my life. No in between

[Anonymous No.24840935]

>>24839028
>he would choose violence over legal pleasure
fucking nigger

and why exactly are you reading all of my posts about me letting other men suck my dick?

there is only one fag here and it's you

[Anonymous No.24841255]

>>24840935
>He admits that he find pleasant to have a faggot sucking his dick.
What a big fag, LMAO.

[Anonymous No.24841366]

>>24829868
Has it really been 14 years wtf

[Anonymous No.24841438]

>>24829868
>>24841366
>>24831259
12 years and people call me a newfag while spamming reddit memes. It's truly hilarious to me that reddit filth think that people who have actually wasted so much time here would be eager to admit it. They think 'being here a long time' is some perverse badge of honor because they blew in from faggottown a year ago.

[Anonymous No.24841449]

>>24829783
You were dumb and got what you deserved

[Anonymous No.24841509]

>>24829679
I recently bought bonded then it dumped. that was pretty dumb

[Anonymous No.24841870]

>>24829811
me man

[Anonymous No.24842114]

>>24830066
Op, I’m 19 and make 200k+ from xor, down to 30k now...

[Anonymous No.24842147]

>>24842114
Made*

[Anonymous No.24842203]

>>24839575
Thank you for your cervix.

[Anonymous No.24842244]

>>24829811
I sold most of my stack at $1 because I thought it would crash and in I could increase my stack

[Anonymous No.24842538]

>>24829868
I've been here since i was 5 Years old because my parents care(d) little shit about me and just set me infront of the computer, it didnt took long to find this "anime gaming community" as i was gayming on Ps1,Ps2 or goo' old Gameboy already PLUS got introduced to hentai with 6. Since then i knew
Cant really say if it made me to a more stable person or a complete clown.
most likely second
>lmao second
>it safed me from becoming a consooming normie and let me to a world where i enjoy to experience and too live.
>imagine beeing a normie who doesn't just do what he likes but listens to others and lets his own existence just be robbed from him :)

>inb4 that grammar and those spelling errors
fuck you this is the internet + its late but i just wanted to contribute to a thread for once, lurking gets lame

[Anonymous No.24842655]

>>24842538
Incredibly based. It was a pleasure protecting the good people of habbo from aids back when you were probably 8.

[Anonymous No.24842807]

>>24842655
checkerd.
it was crazier back then, i think i actually tried to scam some weird people on habbo that wanted to get in contact with kids there.
>image related
>is it still tru?
>(YOU) bet it is
gonna buy some more crypto brb

[Anonymous No.24842858]

>>24829679
Gambled a few shitcoins last few days and turned 12 eth to 2 eth. want to kms for being a dirty degenerate. That was most of my savings and im 22.

[Anonymous No.24842946]

>>24829679
>be me
>tell friend and family about crypto
>they goes all in (((ripple)))
>now he is mad at me
>no more friends or family
Fuck crypto twitter shills.

[Anonymous No.24842998]

>>24829679
Trusted people that weren't family

[Anonymous No.24843167]

>>24834129
maybe its the ego. to be fair i learnt from an internet psychologist's videos not precisely what i could remember what he said- but i remember seeing as a kid what is the love and nature of respecting people you know are smarter then you- that convinced me to drop 2/3s of the whole ego shtick. in doing that i have successfully skedaddled away from his shitty platform (twitch) and i believe i am somewhat excruciatingly learning tad bits of /business & finance/ all the while procrastinating on this board. well thats that, theres a lot to learn in how we arent perfect and not alone in our troubles. i simply learnt how important it was that people exist in this world and you are not alone
>>24842538
you did something quite unbelievable to me yet you talk like a complete person that i wouldn't know better what you did. and to be fair the best parenting advice i'll probably never forget is don't control another human being because they will just grow up to be the human beings you see every day on the street, its just in their human nature, so why control human nature

[Anonymous No.24843232]

>>24842858
Luck always runs out. Slow and steady maintains.
There’s 10x losers for every big winner. Your odds are terrible especially if you’re not full autism

[Anonymous No.24843533]

>>24843167
>yet you talk like a complete person that i wouldn't know better what you did
with all dear respect sir but could you elaborate? I just dont get it, tried it, but i dont.

[Anonymous No.24843665]

>>24843533
well i don't think you have to let your past mistake you for who you are, at the end of the day as i look at you like a stranger, although you might have some stories, you still appear to me like a normal human being as long as you have the decency

[Anonymous No.24844020]

>>24831038
What? Nobody who knows how it works invests, cuz it's impractical trash.

[Anonymous No.24844088]

>>24831553
>asked me to blow him to make him feel better
>didn't
It was the right thing to do. The rest of the story probably wouldn't change even if you did

[Anonymous No.24844103]

>great granddad was a successful politician, owned a plane and mansion, high ranking freemason
>his son was a business chad and also attended harvard
>my dad fucks up the family tradition of harvard and goes to UPenn instead, makes like 70k now, lost 5mm inheritance in '08 trying to become a real estate developer (he bought the top with leverage)
>I fuck up even more and fail out of school like a worthless degenerate
>I now make less than 15k a year while getting mediocre grades at community college
why live?

[Anonymous No.24844273]

>>24844103
Crazy if true, that would be a proof of the huge impact that genetic traits can have in your and overall personality.

[Anonymous No.24844277]

>>24844273
your IQ*

[Anonymous No.24844651]

>>24844277
It’s not my iq, which is fairly high, i have other issues like adhd or something. Thinking about joining the army but might actually get disqualified for adhd.

[Anonymous No.24844686]

>>24829679
>got manipulated by my "best" friend
>almost he said were lies
>lost tons of money

[Anonymous No.24844704]

>>24844103
Join the the army as a helicopter pilot. Don't let the recruiter tell youyou can reclass or be a peasont working in the motor pool. Invest all your money on deployment or during training exercises.

[Anonymous No.24845303]

>finally got a decent job
>decide to get into investing,
>buy some stocks on robinhood to get started
>see bitcoin is down due to covid, went all the way down to around $5000
>have more than enough to buy 1 btc
>don't know what I'm doing, let me be careful and only put in $100
>see it go up and only put in another $100 or $50 bucks here and there
>fast forward to now
>tfw i finally "know what I'm doing"

[Anonymous No.24845325]

>>24829783
>>24829783
based

[Anonymous No.24846222]

>>24830408
Burt?

[Anonymous No.24846276]

>>24829783
Oy vey...bad Goyim! Should've been put down like the gentile dog you are for even laying hands on one of the chosen ones...

[Anonymous No.24846433]

>be six years old pervert
>force sister's best friend to sit on my face.
>she grew up to become a prudent christian lesbian.
Have had feelings of guilt ever since I stopped being retarded.

>11 years old
>impulsively push best friend straight into an incoming swing at the playground
>swing hit him straight in the face and the little girl on the swing breaks her toe or something.
>he didn't want to be friends amymore afterwards.
Still think about it to this day. That was pretty retarded of me.

[Anonymous No.24846621]

>>24829811
I sold at 1 dollar and have 1400 links now lol, feels bad

[Anonymous No.24846690]

>>24829783
Damn bro can I have your autograph?

[Anonymous No.24846741]

>>24841255
what you don't understand is that it doesn't make me gay
it could be a grandma, grandpa or a dog
it feels good to have your dick sucked and gay men tend to know how to do it