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24763133 No.24763133[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Does your gf check on you while showering?
just to see if you jerk off, she really hates me doing it.
Any ideas for a service to check if a guy jerks off or has jerked off lately? thats a billion dollar idea

>> No.24763211

>>24763133
She doesn't let you jerk off? Does that mean whenever you're horny and want to fap, she takes care of it for you?

>> No.24763216

>Any ideas for a service to check if a guy jerks off or has jerked off lately? thats a billion dollar idea
you'll need oracles everywhere

>> No.24763230

>>24763133
if you still wank when you have a gf theres something wrong with you, probably coombrain. addicted to cooming. sad

>> No.24763265

>>24763133
nice fantasy

>> No.24763285

>>24763230
>girlfriend says no
...what?

>> No.24763301

>>24763133
>just to see if you jerk off, she really hates me doing it.
just have sex with her instead you retard
whats the point of having a gf if your gonna masturbate instead

>> No.24763321

>>24763230
do you rape you gf anon? you know women like to close their legs and use sex for leverage

>> No.24763324

>>24763285
Imagine having a gf that says no

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24763332

>>24763133
>he doesn't make his own sex toys to save and conserve money
>he doesn't wait for electrical tape to go on sale to buy in bulk with coupons
>he doesn't rinse out the gloves after dumping a hot load into them and reuse them
>he doesn't use home made pocket pussies for that feeling a useless woman can provide.
>he fell for the save the white race meme
>he wants to start a family instead of acquire more wealth
>he thinks he's going to make it.

>> No.24763333

>>24763133
if my gf ever said anything about me jacking off i would probably choke her until she blacked out

>> No.24763362

>>24763133
My wife gets turned on by me masturbating teehee

>> No.24763384

>>24763321
no I don't, I have sex once a month or less. I am not a coombrain.

>> No.24763412

Sex is so overrated. Hurts my back and and only is different (not even better) than jerking off because the sensation is not being controlled by you manually.
I would rather jerk off... finish quick and to a hotter girl than work my ass off trying to pleasure some stupid bitch who has to be tied up and hung upside down in order to orgasm

>> No.24763420

Fuck your gf in the shower fag

>> No.24763443

>>24763285
Queer