/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.2475150]

You panic sold at less than 2300$? Explain yourself. Best story gets .05 btc.

[Anonymous No.2475181]

>>2475150
Yes moniqqa needed dat monis 4 dat bail nomsayian

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[Anonymous No.2475191]

>>2475150
Just a stupid nigger who put his whole life savings into btc a month ago(20k at 2850ish). I freaked the fuck out when it fell and I sold at 2100. Massive losses.
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[Anonymous No.2475194]

i got spooked like a little faggot by all the happening threads and thought i got scammed by jewish chinamen. I STILL DONT KNOW IF I AM OR AMN'T.

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[Anonymous No.2475206]

>>2475150
MY FUCKING NEIGHBOURS JEWED ME INTO IT

[Anonymous No.2475215]

>>2475191
You should buy a rope with your remaining funds.

[Anonymous No.2475238]

Screenshot your sell, no Blockfolio faggots, will pick winning loser shortly.

[Anonymous No.2475269]

>>2475150
>See BTC making massive Gainz
>See it being shilled daily on biz
>Finally managed to get approved on Gemini
>Ask the bank for a loan of 3000 at 25%interest rate to buy 1 BTC
>It starts depreciating immediately
>hits the 2.3 K mark
>Oh fuck oh fuck
>Panic Sell
>Now owe 1k to the bank

Thank you biz

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[Anonymous No.2475277]

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I dreamed I had loads of bitcoins and sold the fuckers woke up sweating!

[Anonymous No.2475284]

>>2475238
too soon, I want to read more stories of the other pathethic btc users.

[Anonymous No.2475311]

>>2475284

Until I see sell screenshot noone wins.

[Anonymous No.2475332]

>>2475311
I cant screenshot a dream but I can send you my wet sheets post address

[Anonymous No.2475342]

>>2475150
Too poor to invest in anything,making 300 bucks a month but I got lured on this stupid board some time ago and I'm lurking from time to time. Make my day OP, I want to invest in some memecoins

[Anonymous No.2475349]

>>2475150

I'm a cuck and my wife's bull told me to sell so I sold. There.

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[Anonymous No.2475356]

>>2475150
fuck off, you are not gonna deliver anyway

[Anonymous No.2475365]

>>2475311
>was gonna make up something entertaining
>see this
Fag.

[Anonymous No.2475380]

>>2475356

Spicy. We have a constant everyone.

[Anonymous No.2475385]

>>2475380
he (((>>2475356))) was the only one posting a pic so he wins by default. (((wins)))

[Anonymous No.2475413]

>>2475150

i panic sold cuz i knew there would be a fag like you that wants a panic sold story and gives coins
you are gonna touch yourself to these stories are you

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[Anonymous No.2475432]

>>2475385

Yup. Giving other people a chance though

[Anonymous No.2475452]

>>2475181
>>2475191
>>2475206
>>2475194
>>2475269
>>2475349
>>2475413

See the rules idiots

[Anonymous No.2475456]

I started with 0.5 btc and I started going to a pump and dump, I got a btc "oooh, this is so essy" that's where I got stuck in power, I increased up to 6 btc, HAHAHAH I AM A GOD, I found a pump dump to get double everything , Suddenly the ZAM, the light of the computer turns off before I can sell, the currency falls vertiginously, it has reached the point that I have only 600 thousand satoshis, okay, it seems I lost, cool, I'll try to find a way to win again, nor It's so hard, the moment I sold the coin starts a random bump that had no clue is the currency came back to the price I bought, could have continued with 6 btc in comes from 600 thousand satoshis that I have now
I seriously thought about sucicidio after that.

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[Anonymous No.2475468]

Not exactly the same but I had 1.2 BTC in trumpcoins (retarded I know) then I went to University to take an exam and it dropped to .4

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[Anonymous No.2475470]

>Take advice from someone on a finnish ib
>Buy babby's first bitcoins for 25€
>Buy verge at 151 sats
>Sell at 190 sats
>Shit yeah
>Drop in another 100€ into btc while btc was worth ~$2900
>Fuckwhynot, drop in another 100€
>225€ in shitcoins, which ended up getting me a total of ~0.089 bitcoins
>Do some trading, now have 0.12 btc
>Fuckyes.jpg
>Meet a random guy while buying weed
>Hear he knows stuff about bitcoins
>Show him my blockfolio
>He is miring
<Shit man do you want to sell me your bitcoins for cash at marketprice + 70€
>Fuck yeah
>Now have 0 btc and can't currently deposit more money and I need to be making mad gains

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[Anonymous No.2475498]

>>2475452
just send it to me
and i will send you a diff pic
femanon here

[Anonymous No.2475499]

>>2475269
Hahahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.2475590]

My VA disability check got stolen and it'll take weeks until VAtards reimburse me.

Had to sell off half my bitcoin at around $2200 because I was already 5 days behind on rent

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[Anonymous No.2475649]

>>2475498
Post tits or get out

[Anonymous No.2475664]

>>2475150
My portfolio is only in for what, $300?
I can;t take many losses so i sold and took some shitcoins instead, still at a loss of 25% total topkek.

Maybe i need to do some more research

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[Anonymous No.2475708]

>>2475150

I was hiding that I bought into crypto last week from my wife and we've been saving for a house and kids. Lost several hundred dollars and now I don't know how to explain it so I turned off autopay from our checking to my credit card account and will probably try to slowly pay off the debt in small payments disguised as my google play subscription.

[Anonymous No.2475744]

>>2475708
Sold off my BTC at 2157 minus all the transfer fees. Lost a couple thousand now that I think about it so I'm pretty fucked.

[Anonymous No.2475827]

>>2475708
Cuck

[Anonymous No.2475889]

>decide it's time to stop being a wagecuck
>see neets and autists literally making millions by trading crypto
>image myself driving a fucking brand new bmw & telling my boss "I quit" with the smirk on my face
>decide to go all in in btc using my $3k I managed to save over 2 years, and let it be for 2 years
>get kraken account, btc price still stands solid at 2.6-2.9k
>finally get vertified - jumping straight into it with hope & tears in my eyes
>come back from work one day and go see the price
>see everyone selling price's plummeting as fuck, crash threads, FUD everywhere
>no idea what to do, can't image myself losing the money I saved with struggle
>coinbase not working, panic strikes me, head back to good ol' kraken and sell it all at 2.35k
>fees also rape my ass, feel dead inside


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[Anonymous No.2475893]

>>2475827

confirmed, voted for shillary

[Anonymous No.2475919]

>>2475590

proofs here. I just want to make enough to move out of oakland so dindus stop stealing my shit and stop looking at me like hungry pack animals

[Anonymous No.2475929]

>>2475919
good choice of cigs, but If you really value your money & healh - you should stop.

[Anonymous No.2475930]

Friend took my phone in lessons pressed a button for laughs and giggles and sold a lot of bitcoin for the dump price :3
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[Anonymous No.2475944]

>>2475919

this person is drinking some swill ass supermarket wine, she def deserves it

[Anonymous No.2475948]

why would anyone panic sell bitcoins? I've read the whole thread but I still don't understand it. Just hold until they'll rise again.

t. guy who bought his first BTC at the dip

[Anonymous No.2475964]

>>2475150
Cant sell if I dont have anything to begin with

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[Anonymous No.2475975]

I didn't sell because my hands are strong.
What do I win?

[Anonymous No.2476038]

>>2475948
I bought my first btc at the ath like 3 years ago with some play money. When everyone panic sold I just left it in coinbase and forgot about it. fast forward to like 2 months ago I sell that shit with gains and bought eth...anyone with weakass hands shouldnt play with cryptos.

[Anonymous No.2476213]

>>2475150
>out with friends at a bar
>haha i just made 3k let me get the tab
>looking at phone while we're all having a good time
>prices start dropping
>mu-mu-mu
>"what the fuck are you saying anon, are you alright?"
>mu-mu-mu
>whole room is now staring at me in concern, am i having a siezure?, have the jews finally mind hacked me?
>Sperg out mu-mu-MY BITS
>sprint home
>they were all right im going to lose everything, fucking meme currency
>sweating, kick cat out of the way, head up stairs
>log onto coinbase, pay the completely FAIR transfer charge to get my bitcoins to bittrex
>pennies now, absolutely useless
>convert all to bit bean
>sleep safe at night

[Anonymous No.2476285]

>>2475944
it's okay once you get used to the terrible taste
>>2475929
I'm down from a pack a week to a pack a month woo woo

[Anonymous No.2476409]

>>2476285
>drinking alcohol just like that
it fucks up your perception & intelligence,
you can't make dem $$$ crypto gainz if you blur your mind retard

[Anonymous No.2476537]

>>2476213

[Anonymous No.2476577]

I sold all my video games just to buy 1 Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.2476592]

>>2475150
margin value was tanking, sold one of my shitcoins out of panic to throw into my margin account as collateral

coin I sold is now up 42%

woo.

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[Anonymous No.2476597]

> one day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario.
> so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my shitter" and since yoshi was mario's bitch he opened his mouth.
> mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to shit in yoshi's mouth.
> yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused.
> mario's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass.
> he farted and little shit particles flew into yoshi's eyes.
> yoshi's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from mario's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being mario's shitter.
> mario noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny beast.
> mario noticed that yoshi was fiddling around with his dino-wiener, which had become quite erect. "stop that this instant" commanded mario, noticing his own 2-incher was growing hard as well.
> yoshi whined and reluctantly lowered his hands. with a final grunt and a smelly fart, mario's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into yoshi's mouth.
> mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the shit log.
> "eat it bitch. eat it all" said mario. yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise.
> "swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet.
> he wanted to savor the shit.
> "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face.
> mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur.
> "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped. by now the shit log had gone down yoshi's throat.
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[Anonymous No.2476681]

>>2475919
Post tits

[Anonymous No.2476696]

>>2475191
>view wallet
>he's telling the truth

Ouch

[Anonymous No.2476766]

>>2476681
>>2475919
>be american
>get shilled into army
>get disability
is that a worse fate than
>be american
>get shot
?

[Anonymous No.2476792]

>>2476766
>what is gi bill

The only thing disabled here is you.

[Anonymous No.2476987]

>>2475919
>>2476792
how many sandnignogs did you pop?
I'll send .1btc for each kill you give with a plausible sounding story desu

>>2475498
>>2475590
>>2475919
i'll send .05 to these girls if they post tits

[Anonymous No.2477096]

>>2476987
Nothing directly at all, chair force.
>deployed to Kyrgyzstan
>run inflight refueling missions over Afghanistan from a KC-135
>essentially a force multiplier
>our primary customers were F-16
>we gib gas they stay in the air longer and blow up more camel fuckers for our boys on the ground
>allows fighters to run a 12 hour sortie if need be instead of RTBing every 1-2 hours
>ded derkas errywhere

If that isn't satisfactory then try this:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.2477097]

>>2476213
Only story to make me laugh. The buy high sell low people... RETARDED. First they invest money they can't lose. Then they eventually give it away. Retards.

[Anonymous No.2477116]

>>2477096
Oh yea

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[Anonymous No.2477156]

>>2475150
I shit my pants at $2290 and needed to cash out ot buy new undies which could even handle your bullshit

[Anonymous No.2477160]

>>2475975
Same. I literally started doing this the day of the bancor ICO, didn't get in thankfully. But haven't sold a single thing for a loss.
BTC me up for being a shining example to the other newcoiners of how not to fail at life.
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[Anonymous No.2477195]

>>2477096
>>2477116
>kyrgistazn
dude wut i had to look that up to see if it's a real country
i wanted to know about real wars senpai like Iraq and Afghanistan
not impressed sorry nothing for you

>>2475919
>>2475590
tell me about the time your Humvee hit a mine and all your squad mates died trying to save your ass because you're a girl and they focused on you instead of the situation and i'll raindrop droptop you .1 btc

[Anonymous No.2477262]

>>2477195
We were stationed in Kyrgyzstan and all our missions were in Afghanistan. Wouldn't be smart to stage all our JP8 and heavies in an active warzone. In modern warfare, assets fly to you.

[Anonymous No.2477280]

Noob here with a question;
what is the future of all these newly spawned cryptocoins? 750 gypsy monopoly invisible money? pajeetcoin, monkeycoin, gnaacoin, roodypoocoin? What the fuck?

-Hi, I would like to buy that TV. Do you accept mygrandmotherwasinthesscoins?
-Sure, we'll give you a change in porchmonkeycoins. Prepare your wallet please.

[Anonymous No.2477297]

>>2477195
different guy, but back in 'Nam I was in the SAS. My deployment mostly consisted of swimming down the Da Rang at nights ahead of patrol boats, to disarm any mines. Once crept up on a gook and gave him a second smile with my Bowie. Good old days.

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[Anonymous No.2477310]

I fell for the bear trap.

>Thought i could out weasel the market by selling high and buying in more bitcoin at the dip
>turns out i sold at the bottom
>I did the same with etheruem


Somebody PLEASE put me out of misery

[Anonymous No.2477348]

>>2475919
Ya we need tits sorry.

[Anonymous No.2477405]

>>2476987
I don't want shit. but here's two years of my life.

[Anonymous No.2477431]

>>2477310
it fell from 2900, to 2300. then you decided to sell? where the fuck did you think that was a good idea? if you sold at 2900, great job. but you know youre a shit trader so you held. you were supposed to keep holding. people like you lol

thanks for paying my bills mate

[Anonymous No.2478849]

>>2477405
>freedom tracker
119 kills?
were those all yours or just the squads?

[Anonymous No.2478901]

>>2475150
Bought 5000 worth of DGB back when the hype is real at 0.0001855. I panic sold at 0.0002 becuz I thought the hype is over due to Jared failing to win Citibank.

And it was the right choice.

[Anonymous No.2478913]

i hope everyone in this thread fucking dies

[Anonymous No.2478922]

>>2478901
Oh yeah, forgot

BTC address:
1B1oCepMFwpmvFHxs9J19szuSRazhwhB6K

[Anonymous No.2479035]

155CjGf4MMiLi1XtZwyHcKZek2HMG7t7Ed

Please gib. I am a broke no coiner

[Anonymous No.2479134]

>>2475919
What do females do in the military besides look pretty?

Honestly wondering what they do besides take up space

We already have enough men doing nothing in the military, you cunts are the literal meaning of welfare queens

I hope you kys

[Anonymous No.2480629]

>>2478849
squad size group.

[Anonymous No.2480893]

>>2475150
I tried buying 0.04 bitcoin sometime in 2015 to hold and i got scammed... I still have the emails but it's too embarrassing. I could have called my bank but i had so much social anxiety i hung up when the bank teller picked up the phone.

Then last year i bought 0.6 btc and it went down like 0.7 % and i sperged out and said "nuh" sold my coins that i was gonna hold as well and now they are worth quite a bit.

Keep in mind i had no job and no income so like. That was mummy's money i spent and just lost......

I have also spent around 3 or 5 Bitcoin on alphabay and some other website. One which had a couple coins in it and the website died. I will have to look for the website. Does anyone have a list of dark web drug onions from like 2015 & 2016

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[Anonymous No.2480912]

>>2480893
i still actualy have some DMT i bought from canada for 0.9 btc.
I hope it rots and degrades piece of crap should have a HELD it

[Anonymous No.2480919]

I didn't.

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[Anonymous No.2481177]

>>2480629
i think they hoped they would make the soldiers less gay, give them some fuckmeat so they don't end up buggering each other out of desperation?
don't know why they would need to when they can just murder poor foreigners as a substitute for sexual gratification

[1KPZG5AkVrWdxzvuzkN5iGZLucY3bn(...) No.2481263]

>>2475150
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Young /biz/niz Pepe mounted the curb in his 1987 Ford Taurus. "FUCKING NORMIES" he ree-ed, "I'LL NOT FALL FOR YOUR SHILLING AGAIN!" Poloniex order slips whipped about within the foul-smelling vehicle interior. It seems /biz/niz Pepe had vacated a btc position at $2200 in order to go all in on ETH - at 0.145 btc!

An obese Russian man with an ETH symbol thumped beneath the tires of the rage chariot. Two children scattered as they were sprayed with blood and gore. "REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Sirens shrieked in the distance.

"Trump to declare popular cryptocurrency Ethereum as a ponzi, regulators claimed today in a capital hill meeting with-" Pepe's tendies stained hand turned off the radio. "NORMALFAAAAAAGGGSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

[Anonymous No.2481402]

>>2481177
>>2479134
meant for

[Anonymous No.2481446]

>>2475150
>sons heart was failing
>running out of time
>buy kid heart from chinks
>didn't ask questions
>son is still living
>no ragrets

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[Anonymous No.2482204]

>>2475191


Are you just new to BTC or what? Did you actually think it was gonna crash to 0? Like what went through your mind? I'm very curious not trying to be condescending

[Anonymous No.2482748]

>>2475150
Was watching porn when moms walks in. She asks me what I'm doing. Get nervous and insta close my porn tab. Next tab open is polo. Fuck up and tell her I'm selling my bitcoin because its crashing. She actually walks up to me and starts looking at my screen. Fuck, actually have to sell em. Sold at 2100, bought back at 2200.

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[Anonymous No.2482767]

Bought bitcoin for the first time. It dropped a shitton. Panicked.

And that's the story of how I lost 400$.

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[Anonymous No.2483079]

>>2475191
you're doing it right you just had bad luck.

[Anonymous No.2484528]

>>2475150
And why the fuck should I tell you?

jk Mr. CEO; I never sold anything