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24715523 No.24715523 [Reply] [Original]

Guys. How do I go back in time to 2011 so that I can tell my younger self to take my $3,000 and use it all to buy BTC? I'm tired of the wagecage.

>> No.24715549

>>24715523
There's a good chance you've have sold early or lost it in Mt. Gox

>> No.24715561

Just buy now retard, it's still got a 100x in it. So does LINK (really it's going to 81k but it'll stop at 1000 for all the oldfags to drop off their bags).

>> No.24715574

>>24715561
Embarrassing

>> No.24715602

>2012
>arranged to buy 14 BTC through escrow service
>driving to bank to wire money to someone
>get second thoughts because the name on the account is Jose Gonzalez
>go to italian place and buy veal sandwich instead

>> No.24715612

>>24715523
you have that chance again bastard, buy AVAX, not kidding, thank me in 5 years, you'll remember how an Anon made you rich.
Dyor

>> No.24715618

>>24715523
Damn how are you still broke after 10 years of waging.

>> No.24715633

I had sex the other day. shit was cash. I fuckin started my grabbing her head and having her choke on my throbbing cock until her saliva and my precum made a mixture on the floor, then I buried my face into her titties. after that grabbed her hand and she wrapped her tender little fingers around my plump juicy rod and she gently placed it into her soaking wet axe wound. I then proceeded to make gyrating motions with my hips that accelerated in speed and intensity until through a sympathetic response my body decided it was the optimal time to eject my seed through my urethra and out into the real world, where it happened to land firstly inside her crotch cavern, but immediately after into her munching orifice, teeth, lips, and hair, all while she stared at me possessively.

>> No.24715687

>>24715523
Unironically just get a job you enjoy man. I work in film production and enjoy going to work everyday, great co-workers, super fun work I'm passionate about, good compensation.

>> No.24715760

>>24715574
How many shitcoiners actually manage to cash out and hit 7 figures? Zero. How many people did that with bitcoin? Tons. LINK is a similar long term hold.

>> No.24715766

>>24715687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPBfoEFgR28
I can't imagine anything more fun than setting up tables, chairs, water bottles, wires, and fetching paper towels

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24715772

>>24715523
Get a job, make some dough, and throw it in the stock market.Crypto is manipulated garbage anyways.

>> No.24715808

>>24715602
haha that's what you get for being racist

>> No.24715837

Buy PNK