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How is this Fucking allowed!?

https://www.thestreet.com/investing/tesla-trading-at-650-gets-90-price-target-from-jp-morgan

These Fucking Analysts come in and they don't know nothing about the company or it's core business or what it's trying to do and try to rate it on numbers alone. Shouldn't be Fucking allowed!

>Tesla Inc. (TSLA) - Get Report shares fell from their record high close of $650 per share Wednesday as analysts from JPMorgan lifted their price target on the clean energy carmaker to just $90.

>The assessment from JPMorgan analyst Ryan Brinkman reflects some of the concern on Wall Street for the pace of Tesla's meteoric rise this year, which has added more than 660% to the group's share price and more than half a trillion dollars to the company's market value. Its net income for the third quarter of this year was $337 million.

>Brinkman says Tesla shares are "in our view and by virtually every conventional metric not only overvalued but dramatically so", citing a stock price that trades at 1,325 times its long-term PE multiple and 291 times its 2020 estimate.

>Brinkman advised clients not to increase their holdings in Tesla to its approximate 1.44% weight in the S&P 500 benchmark, even as the bank itself suggests that index-tracking funds will sell $57 billion worth of shares in other companies in order to gather up Tesla shares before its December 21 entry.

This is literally one dude taking down Tesla's share price by 8% in one day! MotherFucker! it's already Fucking rebounding because Tesla don't Fucking play like that! It's got nowhere to go but up!

Yeah MotherFuckers keep Fucking trying to short it! Your asses getting cooked already!

>> No.24711320

The analyst is right, sell this overvalued dogshit while you still can

>> No.24711349
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24711349

Based Tesla. Fuck boborinos!

>> No.24711374

>>24711320
THEY BEEN SAYING THE SAME CRAP FOR YEARS.
JUST GIVE UP
TESLA WON'T CRASH
JUST ACCEPT IT DUDE

>> No.24711514

>>24711374
I'll be buying at $95

>> No.24711592

When billion dollar hedge funds try to crash the price of a hyped stock. It almost 100% of time it so happens that the price does crash. But you autists would probably not understand that

>> No.24711696

IM NEVER FUCKING SELLING, TSLA $750 EOM

>> No.24711719
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>>24711100
you're a retard
>>24711320
and you're also a retard
institutions have to buy TSLA because of their addition to the S&P500, they're trying to get weak handed faggots like you to sell so they can slurp up the cheapies

>> No.24711768

>>24711719
You will never be a woman, and Tesla will be removed from the S&P500, check digits to confirm.

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>>24711768
check these nigger

>> No.24711820

>>24711785
Nice try retard, for real though check em

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24711891

>>24711820
i win

>> No.24711904

Your Mark Spiegels, your David Einhorns, your Raven Youtuber fags. Always a smug shorter thinking they’ve discovered some forbidden knowledge by glancing at a balance sheet. Unfortunately for them TSLA quite feeds on shorter spiritual energy and climbs with every additional short share borrowed. Look at Mark Spiegel’s Twitter for an example of a man driven to madness trying to short TSLA.

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24711999

imagine not loading up on puts just as tesla is added to the s&p
probably one of the best shorting opportunities of our lifetimes
buy high, sell low, classic biz

>> No.24712012

>>24711891
You are embarrassing yourself tranny, look at these repeating numerals

>> No.24712083

Tesla $2k EOY 2021

>> No.24712135

>>24711100
because JPMorgan is full of cucks??

>> No.24712613
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24712613

Fuck The Jews
You will not get my Bags
I am not fucking selling
Tesla 1000 EOY
3,500 EOY 2021
7000 EOY 2022
15000 EOY 2025
Digits confirm

>> No.24713567

>>24711719

Who the FUCK are you?

Who...ARE...you!?

>> No.24714642

>>24711100
>How is this Fucking allowed!?
See, he knows deep down that it's a fucking bubble, and he's scared of it getting popped. If he was smart, he'd sell now and lock in profits and just be happy. If he was really smart, he'd lock in profits and start buying puts. But no, he'll just hold until the bubble bursts and at best break even because he probably fomo'd in near the top anyway.

>> No.24715279

>>24712012
>>24711891
>>24711820
>>24711785
>>24711768
>>24711719
>>24711320
You guys have great chemistry together.

>> No.24715709

>>24712012
>>24711891
>>24711820
>>24711785
>>24711768
im looking but I don't see an..
>>24711999
wait there they are

>> No.24715780

>>24711100
>the top is in
Thanks for calling it, OP

>> No.24716066

>>24711100
Tesla is going to 10k. Musk is a goose with the golden egg and a meme factory. This article is FUD