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>> No.24699248
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first for hapas

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Going all in on SHRMF, wish me luck.

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>> No.24699278
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please god not another red day I beg of you

>> No.24699280

So airbnb 100 eod right

>> No.24699281

>hapas are insane!
>vietnamese are trash!
>nuh uh, hapas aren't insane!
>hey I'm asian so cut it out with the racism guys, OK?
>I report all of you for racism! Checkmate Nazis! Yaaa gurrrrrll slaaaaaay!
There, I got all of the /pol/ posts out of the way can we have a normal comfy /smg/?

>> No.24699282

Are we buying the gme dip?

>> No.24699289
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>futures stuck at 3666
the devils buying puts bros its over

>> No.24699292

Tesla fags where are you?

>> No.24699301

Buy weed stocks and mind med. Also green ammonia

>> No.24699303

How far will GME Fall? We going to sub 11?

>> No.24699306

I need the tech Poojeets that browse this general to buy the "TSLA dip". I haven't finished getting TSLA put cheapies.

>> No.24699307

Would it be smart to buy Pfizer since the FDA might approve the vaccine or am I too late?

>> No.24699308

you forgot the part where anon reports anon for announcing a report, but that's not bad

the girl looks cute

>> No.24699311

bruh that shit gonna be 100 when it goes live on our brokers

>> No.24699314

>sold the top of a 50 cent shitcoin penny stock
>proceeded to watch it dump 15%. >feelsgoodman.jpg
>feel bad for the guy holding bags now lol

>> No.24699316

Im dumping at open. later faggot

>> No.24699321
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So... Bobo's day has finally come. God help us all

>> No.24699327

Imagine not exiting gme before earnings

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>tfw waiting to get back into gme

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>> No.24699341

If you don't sell you've not lost

>> No.24699356

Do you really do this? Just project a multitude of personalities in your head like this and believe other people would make these posts, that only you are thinking of? I'm asking cause I too do the same, only I tend to actually post them out individually with proxies.

>> No.24699357

What date are you buying? It's been in the back of my mind but I have yet to successfully buy puts

>> No.24699361

But seriously how long this dump is gonna last?

>> No.24699364

Probably, damn I kinda bought the dip too early

>> No.24699376

Yep. I'm not selling

>> No.24699378

literally just summarized the last bit of the last thread but yea sure I'm 'projecting'

>> No.24699384

Second time I’ve seen my gains evaporate with GME but at least I’m not bagholding.

> 11 average

>> No.24699385

Til you get citizenship

>> No.24699390

Expiry? March 400
2022 250

>> No.24699399

Nice. I got in yesterday and hoping I didn't touch its peak. Still worried about it's trading having been halted for half a year now in Canada. I dunno enough about leaf trading laws to understand how that could even be possible over just "missing paperwork" not how such paperwork could fathomably take this long to process. But the DD initially posted on the company back in summer was great and it fuckin rocketed up until being artificially cockblocked.

>> No.24699403
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I was all red, 100% red on all of my investments, yesterday. My portfolio will bleed again today.
This makes me feel very uncertain about my finances. I will probably end the year poorer than I started it.

>> No.24699417

What the hell is happening with Airbnb

>> No.24699418

just sold all of my hellofresh stocks at 53,40€ and now its 54,20€

>> No.24699420
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.24699435
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CLF bros...

>> No.24699438

Any potential for good news in the near future?

>> No.24699444
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I don't have a well cropped hentai image to reply to you with but maybe you can fap to this instead

>> No.24699451

I’m buying more April 2021 calls when premiums go down more

>> No.24699452

Do I cut my option calls expiring 24-Dec and eat a $2K loss to preserve $5K left in my portfolio?

>> No.24699455
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Dude the day hasn't even started yet, wtf???

>> No.24699460

What? Your boyfriend leave you? wtf are you down about? Keep your sad depressing wojaks to yourself

>> No.24699468

>Airbnb Inc. priced its shares at $68 apiece
>The price far exceeds the target range of $56 to $60 a share the company established earlier this week
>... which itself was higher than an earlier range
The stock pumped before it even went for sale lmao
As always we get Mordecai's sloppy seconds.

>> No.24699470

BCRX bros how are you holding up? ;_;

>> No.24699471

priced in already

>> No.24699472

Little over an hour till PLTR rockets

>> No.24699480
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How much ABNB are you buying? Is this "our" new stock until RBLX hits the shelves?

>> No.24699487

just tell what happened instead of posting sad ducks from the 90s

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Um...the last thread was literally just me talking to myself for about 3/4ths of the thread though....you don't think people actually wake up that early, right?

>> No.24699503

0 (zero)

>> No.24699504

I bought the dip too early, premiums wise but the MA50 support is like 12.50ish....we should see GME hit that level. Once it’s there I’d buy up more. I’m buying more cheapie calls then

>> No.24699511
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The only bright spots in my portfolio are my telco stocks


And oil. Everything else is going down down down

>> No.24699518
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Check SHRM website. There is a lengthy write up about why it is taking so long. They finished filling papers months ago, only to be asked to file more. There are rumours in the community their competition had the sec look into them to slow them down. I dont know. What I do know is almost everything is closed in canada and anything that is sent by mail is going to be delayed. This is undervalued at the moment. Should easily be trading in the 2-3 dollar range. They own the CRTCE and already have partnered with health canada.

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There are morons in this thread that are going to sell everything they have at this dip and then try to buy back in at the top. Most of you deserve to be poor for your lack of patience.

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>> No.24699522

why the fuck are futures still red

>> No.24699526

After yesterday I'm gonna think traffic here will be down. Ppl just keeping to themselves today

>> No.24699527

>negative book value
>no income
>company already tells you in the prospectus that they don't expect the situation to get better
I will be 100% ABNB. This will hit 1000$ within the first week.

>> No.24699531

Yeah, the whole reason they're getting a boost is because they're shuffling up their leaders a bit and offering more transparency to holders as to wtf is going on. They've kinda been radio silence for a while and the fact that they're adjusting that stance probably means they're prepping some good news.

>> No.24699533

>until RBLX hits the shelves?
Any news on when that's going to be exactly?

>> No.24699534

>Do you really do this? Just project a multitude of personalities in your head like this and believe other people would make these posts, that only you are thinking of? I'm asking cause I too do the same, only I tend to actually post them out individually with proxies.
You're autistic.
You wasted 24 words to describe 'imagine posts'.

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No corporate welfare announced.

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>mfw a phase of their trials have concluded but they did not release the info, probably because of the halt.

>> No.24699540

BCRX will be fine, that's going back up once this general dumping session is over

>> No.24699541
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You still have time to get out. This isn't just a dip.

>> No.24699544

This looks promising but a lot can happen between these delays. How long of a delay are we talking about here?

>> No.24699545

What is this stupid market doing? I need a pump today and tomorrow.

>> No.24699547

The only reason I post now is because I work with attorneys from East Asia and India so I figured while I wait for bullshit emails I’ll check out what kind of spergs post on /smg/ at 5:00 AM pacific time

>> No.24699548

All my positions are green premarket.

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>> No.24699557

Thoughts on TSLA once the burgers join in an hour? They gonna pump it or dump it?

>> No.24699559
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bullish for uranium and cannabis

>> No.24699566

why the fuck were they green for a month

>> No.24699569

Newfags here will still probably buy it today at these prices too.

>> No.24699571

Like ~2 Trillion expires just around when Tesla inclusion day. It will be a wild ride and I'm cashing out a week prior.

>> No.24699573

>why the fuck are futures still red


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>> No.24699576

stop talking about it. It's NBLX now.

>> No.24699595
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I don't have a crystal ball. Your guess is good as anyones. The company is legit and once the papers are filed things will be back to normal.

In the meantime buy SHRMF

>> No.24699598

Down 4k on the week, its been a bad week I have no choice but to hold, Dip why did you dip again.
FSR and RIDE have abandoned me

>> No.24699604

Am I stupid for placing a bid on ABNB for $68

>> No.24699606

Well people bought DoorDash at basically twice its price, so...

>> No.24699618
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Last shill for WeedMaps merger with Silver Spike Acquisitions (SSPK). This is Cannabro; smoking myself out.

>> No.24699619
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>when you buy the dip like a pro then it dips some more

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>> No.24699632

Yes. You're dumb nigger level stupid and not for just one reason

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>> No.24699640

what are we in for today?
I'm bagholding a few inverse and volatility etfs god help me I just want to break even

>> No.24699641
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>Shroom boom
>SHRMF up 45% in a day after crabbing for months

Ya, I think I'm prepared for lift off today. Throwing 5k in at open. Let's go!

>> No.24699642

>when you sell the top and it keeps rising

>> No.24699648

Is this the crash bros?

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>> No.24699654

What should I have done? Is it not going to go up? Help me I’m incompetent

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GME bros...

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>> No.24699669

SLS is the next GLSI

>> No.24699679
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Will I make it today?

>> No.24699680
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Time to lose more money today with my friends

>> No.24699690

funny way of spelling

>> No.24699695

You don't lose if you don't sell at a loss.

>> No.24699698

its going to open higher than $68

>> No.24699699
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I am getting weak hands, bros. GME and PLTR both seeming more and more like a sale, and I don't like it.

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>> No.24699707

Last point is so true, if a guy was making bank on the stock market why would he spend time doing courses

>> No.24699708
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RIDE dips to 20.50 3 dollars on overaction old news BUY, Dips more to 18.50 FUUUUCK

FSR Dips to 16.88 from a recent high of 21, stabilizes ok this is a good entry DIPS to 15 FUUCK

I FUCK up and went big with 1000 shares each.

Ill hold, its annoying but i will just hold

>> No.24699711

Just short bro, please. Don't let the crash stop you from makin' gainz.

>> No.24699714

Here's your help. Lurk more nigger

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>> No.24699724

Okay, but who's the one who actually did a word count on my post to get the exact number? CHECKMATE, AUTIST!

>> No.24699725

It's okay... just buy the dip... again...

>> No.24699728

PLTR bros what are we doing

>> No.24699730

im dumping

>> No.24699733
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True. I should say its time to watch the red line go down with my friends

we're all gonna make it brah

>> No.24699734

bids are at 112-150 over 50k purchases it will open some where around there or higher don buy it

>> No.24699743

someone should tweet back at him the pajeet starter pack:
>memes that were popular last year with his favorite shitcoin poorly edited over them
>more poo
>a bot programmed to make the same shill post in broken English one every hour on the hour
>some more poo
>his entire village's net worth in a single money market account
>even more poo and maybe even a little pee

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Do the needful sir

>> No.24699747

We watch the Market collapse because of Tesla and hold our heavy bags, as we have for a thousand years.

>> No.24699752

you don´t browse smg for the investing advice, you browse it for the memes

>> No.24699753
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love you frens

>> No.24699755

I wonder if the rest of your fair nation will have the same sense. The thing is absolutely going down, but I hope you all get out before it does. Maybe even make some pennies shorting it.

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>> No.24699763
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Don't be so hinduphobic, Anon. Poos are people too.

>> No.24699766

Thoughts on ABCL IPO?

>> No.24699767

>Okay, but who's the one who actually did a word count on my post to get the exact number?
https://wordcounter.net/ but nice try sperg. You think I'd sit there and count them? Pathetic.

>> No.24699770

It's going to last all of 2020...

Happy Hanukkah everybody, don't let greed trick you into paying too much for your cheapies today.

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i fucking hope it collapses, I didn´t FOMO and have plenty of cash I want to spend

>> No.24699781

I hate all you faggots, yet I still love you

>> No.24699784

I never thought I would lose money side by side with a Burger.

>> No.24699786

Good morning fren.
Money is made to be lost!

>> No.24699789

GME trannies are at the bottom yet. When the fuck can I buy my cheapest calls possible before the console release cycle starts pumping it

>> No.24699798
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what about losing money side by side with a fren

>> No.24699800

Thinking about suicide

>> No.24699806

sorry, I'm just a little on edge now that I realize the entire thread is the same guy posting from dozens of different IPs just to fuck with me

>> No.24699809
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I really do think I’m done. I used my entire portfolio to buy calls expiring 24 December on Tuesday, the day before the start of the worse dip in months. I do this of course after successfully predicting the rises in several stocks, many “what if” scenarios where I almost pulled the trigger and bought calls. It built my confidence up until I actually do it. Now I’m down 2 grand and it looks like at best we’re crabbing today. Do I save the rest of my portfolio and just sell these contracts?

>> No.24699810
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Don't worry too much. They're both good companies with futures. I sold all my RIDE at $28 but I'm going to buy back in, despite also owning some WKHS. I still have my FSR and want to buy more when I can afford it. I reckon FSR might be bought or merge with another company down the line, and RIDE has good products like that van and its GM ties

It's not like you're holding SOLO or NKLA bags

>> No.24699812

I'd say yesterday and today is the bottom out, everyone who wanted to sell it, did it already. It crabbed yesterday so the shake-off seems complete. Now... is Trannypunk 2077 enough to pump?

>> No.24699813

We aren't getting any stimulus deal frens. Time to buy some SQQQ while they are still cheap.

>> No.24699815

t. 200k student debt “entrepreneur” retarded white cheesebreath kid who has never seen a 10K

>> No.24699825

earlier you buy, better off you'll be. I bough when PFE was 36

this is some dd I did: pfizer has a drug called ibrance that (apparently) dominates the market for breast cancer treatment (slows progression), but I also read it isn't really effective. Vaccine sales will also net Pfizer and biontech about 8.1 billion american usds iirc. Pfizer is currently developing alzheimer's drugs with some promise. They also sell epipens (thanks to Mylan merger which also made Pfizer the biggest pharma in the business), Xanax and Zoloft brainmeds. i.e. 2021 seems like a very nice year for PFE (if divvies are your thing, PFEs annual rate is about 4 %). I'll be holding through 2021 and see how it goes.

yeah I'm PFE shill
>still won't get vaccinated

>> No.24699826

All be on a proxy, btw

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>before the console release cycle starts pumping it

>> No.24699832

Where are my SPAC chads at, while everyone is red we rise up

>> No.24699838

Reminder to buy UUUU at open. Big money pulling through soon, we gonna start going parabolic as uranium futures start inflating to their true value.

>> No.24699839

phoneposter, get ye gone.

>> No.24699840

haha jokes on you I just shitpost in /smg/ everyday I don't even own stonks

>> No.24699841

When can we invest in a robot gf company?

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Aye, I could do that.

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its all gonna work out for us one days friends

>> No.24699846

So I should’ve bought more??

>> No.24699856

SSPK you heard it here

>> No.24699859

If TSLA did crash, would it bring other stocks down or would other stocks rise due to the funds moving elsewhere?

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"The Labor Department said that 835,000 people filed initial jobless claims last week, up from 716,000 a week earlier. Analysts had expected a much smaller rise to only 725,000."


>> No.24699883

Most of those ""traders"" are just scammers that sell you a course that is like trading for beginners with a price tag of $2000. Then they never post their PnL. There are some legit ones like Warrior Trading

>> No.24699889

GHIV brah.

>> No.24699894

94 now

>> No.24699900

The TSLA meme is the only reason the stock market did a golden bull run at all instead of a deep recession.

>> No.24699902

>"The Labor Department said that 835,000 people filed initial jobless claims last week, up from 716,000 a week earlier. Analysts had expected a much smaller rise to only 725,000."
Nobody cares, buy buy buy

>> No.24699906

I made this post.

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Dubz get and Baggie makes money today.

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>> No.24699924

Trannypunk absolutely won’t pump it lol.....I think premiums will go down a bit more if we got a few crab days ahead of us

>> No.24699928

dubs and you lose money again

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Fuck it just keeps bleeding

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Lets have a good day today everyone.

>> No.24699947

Would you recommend getting UUUU calls for like 2022?

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today is going to be a blood bath

>> No.24699956

Well looks like its one of those UNCH days for me. Shouldn't have even woke up.

>> No.24699957

What are we buying today boys for today's fire sale? Got 4k in cash reserves.

>> No.24699958

Still waiting for the benchmarks on that. If the high end video cards can't handle it, no way the consoles could.

>> No.24699959

>Wake up
>Grab coffee
>Check stocks
>I'm not rich yet
>Get ready for work
It's all so tiresome.

>> No.24699960

I'm getting FUCKED by gamma right now, wtf. NVDA NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.24699964
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Dubs and everyone loses money today.

>> No.24699980

I don’t know what I’m doing anymore.

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>> No.24699987

Futures duuumping, about to break yesterdays low aswell

>> No.24699988

I saw a previous anons prediction where he said Tesla would be the first sign the market is gonna crash. Has some merit, as soon as it it is indexed and its bubble pops(its PE is fucking 1150) it will actually bring the whole market with it since its in the index causing a selloff

>> No.24699997

Dubs and (You) lose money today.

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>> No.24700016

Dubs and I lose money today

>> No.24700024

IPO days + TSLA drops = market drop, without fail.

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>> No.24700026

last four digits is new price for TSLA

>> No.24700029

Good. After 10 days of kikey bull trapping we need this.

>> No.24700033

Yeah that's what I think will happen, I'm kinda used to bagholding GME, I'll just load up when it drops there.

>> No.24700036

Anyone have that pic baggie posted of his gookfu getting pounded by his pathetic sausage?

>> No.24700040

Crash canceled boys, you're whalecum

>> No.24700043

>Options expire worthless
I-I didn't sell for a loss anon!

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it’s all so tiresome anon

>> No.24700058

business idea: buy TQQQ at close today

>> No.24700064

just got 26 cent 12/11 puts for TSLA

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think about it:
>Boomers invest in indices
> include Tesla in S&P 500
> crash indices and Boomers lose their savings
> new world order can beging

>> No.24700067

im all cash right now and heavily contemplating going into SQQQ

>> No.24700070

Plz don't dump tesla sirs

>> No.24700071

Jobless claims beat earnings, bullish

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Buy SQQQ when?

>> No.24700084

Plz keep dumping tesla sirs

>> No.24700085

Can't wait to lose more money today, lads.

>> No.24700088

Is this a dump or a crash (please not crash)?

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>> No.24700092

Yes absolutely. IV is so low compared to what a uranium bull market could do to the price

>> No.24700100

Are they going to bid the vix up to 50 or not?

>> No.24700104

This isn't funny Im losing thousands fuck you

>> No.24700121

short it, then!!!

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To please the almighty line, I offer up this two-day marinated pork shoulder which I will now roast for five to six hours.

I pray this appeases the fickle and mysterious line.

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Just a dump.

>> No.24700149

Is this all because that stupid rocket blew up?

>> No.24700155

also read today that pfizer/biontech documents needed for authorization of the vaccine in europe got hacked through the european medical association (or whatever its name is) that has a say in the authorization of the vaccine so not sure what to expect from that

>> No.24700170

Whoever sold me my fucking Calls tuesday, I hope they get hit by a bus. Fucking lucky nigger just got saved by a random couple of red days.

>> No.24700173

I hate Elon Musk so much holy fug

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>> No.24700178

Looks good, friend. Bearish as fuck for BYND if you ask me.

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the fuck did i just write

>> No.24700189

not gonna lie i've been looking at it for a while now trying to figure that out as well

>> No.24700190

So. Sell TSLA or just hold it forever?

>> No.24700198

Wtf clf bros

>> No.24700200

is fisker done?

>> No.24700204

As long as I'm a long term investor everything will turn out alright

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anyone looking at premarket TGTX? looks like it will be a good day for me

>> No.24700208

"hold it forever" is not an option for TSLA, since it is obviously a hypejob and overvalued
the goal is to ride the hype upwards, and sell before the bubble bursts

>> No.24700214

>All holding down in the PM.

Today is going to suck, but long run still in good position.

>> No.24700216

Sell before you lose it all

>> No.24700218

Scoop up GME cheapies before the shorts do

>> No.24700220

>a successful rocket prototype test by a private aerospace company impacting the stock price of an automotive company

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Let's head to the 29600 range YM, gogo

>> No.24700228

Also make sure to be in cash the 21st. It's a Jupiter Saturn alignment AND tsla gets added to the S&P then so we're going to crash bigly that day.

>> No.24700230

you'll cowards dont even buy at ath

>> No.24700235

Your forgetting that good majority of tesla investors are 18-34 years old lol

>> No.24700238

If you're not taking this opportunity to go all in and stop going to work. You're missing the point.

>> No.24700239

>is fisker done?

FSR made me a nice little profit. Got out 16 after initial pull back 2 weeks ago. Until FSR actually sells a product and produces a product, I would stay away unless it drops back to 9.

>> No.24700247

Will this be another market crash Unironically

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>> No.24700252

it's because these IPO prices are ridiculous and people are realizing that it might be time to take some profits

>> No.24700253

You can't make a pork shoulder on the first night of Hanukkah and expect gains bro...

>> No.24700255

Buy TQQQ at open

>> No.24700256

Thank you, sir

>> No.24700262

did you even read the post or the one he's replying to at all? the whole fucking point is that TSLA is in the S&P now

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>> No.24700270

So, the kaboom at the landing is already being memory-holed?

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Can we stop selling please?

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>> No.24700277

please dont doubt tesla investor, it wouldn't be half its price without elon musk

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Why does tesla have to take down the whole damn market with it

>> No.24700282

The S&P is probably retracing back to 3600 or 3500

>> No.24700288

welp time to buy VIX

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>> No.24700297

Good thing tqqq doesn’t trace the S&P

>> No.24700300

The main purpose of the test wasn't to see if it could land successfully.

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>> No.24700305

it's being added to the index on 12/21

>> No.24700308

It’ll be like september

>> No.24700312

>it wouldn't be half its price without

Government subsidies.


>> No.24700315

Baggie delivers again

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>> No.24700324

Do I sell my Total world index fund now to buy back later ? Or is it just a dip. Reeeee

>> No.24700326

The S&P and the NASDAQ are heavily correlated

>> No.24700330

I only follow the will of the line. I turn my back to the long noses.

>> No.24700331

Is this a sarcastic post?

>> No.24700334

This, don't know why anons get salty over others gains, its us v the jews

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Representing FANG bros. Comfy hold solid future.

>> No.24700342

my point was simply if tesla causes a market crash zoomers and boomers would loose money

>> No.24700348

Yeah it follows the same pattern 90% of the time, but with wider amplitude.

>> No.24700351

Mongs like you are why SpaceX is private.

>> No.24700353

What you THCBchads going to sell at?

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If I had money, today I'd buy ASANA, TDOC, TEVA, BFT and GHIV

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>> No.24700367

there would need to be an asset class for the money to go into. It will probably come back.
This is just the market being a junkie and needing its stimulus cocaine.

>> No.24700368

>CLFchad is too high to realize he should sell now before the crash
I'm actually worried about him, his 500k might turn into nothing if CLF crashes too.

>> No.24700369

>check stocks and crypto in bed
>realise I've not made it and have to get out into the freezing cold
Winter is not fun

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>> No.24700375

I'm dead serious. Should see a few more days of serious green

>> No.24700376

no it does not, retard
qqq and ndx are much closer to TQQQ than SPY

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Clf bros is it over?

>> No.24700386

White Obama dosen't care about us, he just wants to eat ice cream and blow up more brown people in the ME

>> No.24700387

Remember to cash out before other people cash out too. You don't wanna be the last to realise the crash is happening.

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It’s because they’re new here and don’t understand that this is a comfy place

>> No.24700390

I'm out then.

>> No.24700395

>Selling options in case of crash
Fuck me you're stupid

>> No.24700402

I don't understand why CLF is crashing

>> No.24700409

You were bull trapped. Jews are afraid of election contests and civil unrest and the volume has been scarily low for week. Exploiting this, MMs made the line go up continuously for 10 days straight just to bait retail and small fish.

>> No.24700413

That would be the best Christmas gift this board receives

>> No.24700415

Nblx niggerblox

>> No.24700418

There's some guy on O'Reilly Learning (continuing education platform for software engineering) who gives courses on getting started in quantitative finance. Attended because I'm a little interested in trying my hand at it.
Most of it was him grandstanding about how much he knows about the market.
Someone asked him what his alpha over the market was. He *immediately* got defensive and started talking about how that's not a good metric, blah blah blah.
Shut the stream off immediately. Only thing it cost me was my time.

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>> No.24700424

Pork becomes halal during the high holidays. Also, Baggie, please, the preferred spelling is Channukah.

>> No.24700435

Look at what the asking price is for CLF options right now compared to what they were when he bought them, you fucking mouth breathing retard. How the fuck your sperm cell won the race is beyond me.

>> No.24700441

>QQQ closer to TQQQ
Holy shit really? Who’da ever guessed that. This guy is smart money making connections like that.

>> No.24700442

Iron ore and steel coil commodities are still rising in price.

>> No.24700443

I dont either clf bro. Lets hold eachother close and drink hot coco while rubbing our teeny weenies together and watching clf today. Deal?

>> No.24700448

This fucking post gets posted EVERY DAY, MULTIPLE TIMES.

>> No.24700456

how tf is this a real price?
it hasn't opened yet

>> No.24700465

apparently you wouldn't have guessed it since you think tqqq follows SPY

>> No.24700469

>holding GME and CRSR calls
>down 30k in two weeks
>today I expect to lose a lot too
Time to rope?

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If you're thinking about how low TSLA might go when it pops, here are two bubbles (Japanese Baburu and US tech bubble). Look at the shape and try to map it to TSLa.

Good job.

>> No.24700472

You gotta be fucking kidding? Is nothing really sacred to you shitskins?

>> No.24700486

buy the dip

>> No.24700488

>I don't understand why CLF is crashing
>I dont either clf bro. Lets hold eachother close and drink hot coco while rubbing our teeny weenies together and watching clf today. Deal?
Every miner crashed retard, now they're recovering

>> No.24700489

It started in the summer newfren

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>> No.24700495

it's a betting market

>> No.24700498

They're going to hit the breakers today

>> No.24700501

What the hell did you think was going to happen playing the way you did

>> No.24700503

Happy hannukah my friends. May the jews bless us with gold and shekels

>> No.24700508

IPO's are traded before they even hit the market bud. Private companies are traded privately too. Retail is the very last pig at the trough.

>> No.24700511

Is it coming back? Most my calls are for January- April for both

>> No.24700515

Joe Biden did save us, if by us you mean China

>> No.24700530

I can't wait for you idiots to be wojackposting

>> No.24700532

Someone bake

>> No.24700537

japaneeese baburuuu???!?! nandaaa

>> No.24700538

I thought CRSR would bounce since it took a major beating and it didn’t

Oh, and GME short squeeze

>> No.24700544

>IPO's are traded before they even hit the market bud. Private companies are traded privately too. Retail is the very last pig at the trough.

Perfect example was AI yesterday. Targeted at 2.78 at release. Opened at 100+

>> No.24700552

Don't bother with ABNB just buy PLTR

>> No.24700555

>s&p -0.5%
>Dow -039%
>Nasdaq -0.86%
are they gonna do the gay trick they did yesterday where they start by pumping then dump in the last 30 minutes again ?

>> No.24700556

NAK is taring up the pre-market +7% and rising!

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>> No.24700564

you bake, you're the only other one in here besides me right

>> No.24700570

I dont mean they target the same index. Jesus. The Nasdaq and S&P500 are very well connected. They pump and dump at the same time and only occasionally decouple. QQQ generally has wilder swings, but the same rough pattern.

I would know. I exclusively swing trade TQQQ, SPXL, SSO, SQQQ, and SPXS. It’s all I do.

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Why is BCRX shitting the bed? Literally had the best news friday and more good news to come. Its soul purpose was to get approved and it goes up 2 dollars... Fucking hell

>> No.24700577

Everything is dipping across the board

>> No.24700579

i have never baked i just dont know :D

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>they don't call him Beijing Biden for nothing

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>> No.24700589

>taring up
is it gonna feather it later?

>> No.24700598

I'm going hard on puts when I can.

>> No.24700599

The nasdaq dumped almost all day yesterday

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>> No.24700606

TSLA going back to 450

>> No.24700608

all in at 70USD

>> No.24700614

ABNB is going to be like 200+ by open

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eeee~? nani sore?

>> No.24700618

You realise that 85% increase is from its initial price once the institutions buy pre-retail right? You are retail you fucking idiot you have to buy it at those stupid prices.
Jesus christ how new are you retards

>> No.24700623

Thoughts on TDOC?

>> No.24700625


NEW THREAD @[email protected]

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>> No.24700627

I think this is bearish. I mean the owners priced it at what they thought it was worth, meanwhile the greed fueling the market right now bid the fucker up to almost double? This isn't going to end well is it?

>> No.24700632

I'm about to just all-in on Uranium and check back in a year to be honest.

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>> No.24700648

Nice troll fag

>> No.24700649


Pick one fags

>> No.24700653

biotechs never make sense
i hate them

>> No.24700681

Tough to say. I mean feathers are pretty comfy so I hope so.

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>> No.24700740

green since monday how long can we stay green

>> No.24700967

Calls will decay with time so that is hard to say if it is worth it to hold. I do deep itm spreads so it almost always pays to hold them as long as the short leg is closer to atm than the long leg.

>> No.24701285

looks like a dying company desu senpai lad

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interesting, tell me more

and tell me about FaceBank aka FuboTV

>> No.24701526

ik divvies are mocked by getting 10k for meme money is pretty nice

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