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>Have a pretty mushy poop
>wipe asshole
>accidentally smear poop onto balls

>> No.24673654

The only way to truly make it.

>> No.24673655

>>24673579
Front to back bud.

>> No.24673672
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>>24673579
>have really smooth poop
>asshole completely clean when I wipe

>> No.24674227
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24674227

>Have a piece of poop stuck in anus
>Take a piece of toilet paper
>Roll it till it's firm
>Push it down on your anus to get it unstuck
>Proceed to clean the rest of it

>> No.24674315

>>24673579
>poop in colostomy bag
>got colostomy from anal cancer
>got anal cancer from getting fucked and cream-filled up the ass
>also need oxygen


All in inogen

>> No.24674336

Nico with an N gets 404'd in 3 minutes but this is still up? Are then jannies transnigger now?

>> No.24674392

>>24673579
That's why you always wipe front to back.

>> No.24674428

>>24674336
jews fear the nico bully gf poster

>> No.24674451
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24674451

>>24673579
>>24673655
>>24674227
>>24674392
>all of this could be unnecessary if americans just got bidets

>> No.24674583

>>24674315
Inogen?

>> No.24674674

>>24673655
Wait yeah, who the fuck goes back to front? That would feel so weird.

>> No.24674775

>>24673579
Classic OP move

>> No.24674924

>>24673579
>pooping
>wipe
>get poop in vagina
>then get poop on tits
>then get poop on dog

>> No.24675418

>>24673579
it ok fren.
for me..
i know when the spring time season comes, because when i poop. mid-shit the water rises and the cool water frost kisses my testicles.
makes it difficult to not clutch mid-shit.
and that is always the signal spring is near for me.
every year like clockwork.
like puxatony phil.

>> No.24675452

>>24674924
Epic

>> No.24675573

>>24673579
>He doesn't use the pinch technique
>ngmi

>> No.24675657

>>24673655
>he fell for the front to back meme

>> No.24675734

>>24675657
i wipe side to side, obv the best method desu

>> No.24675773

The profession of private detectives is getting more popular nowadays. That’s why after the perspective pre-sale the GTX price can rise x10!

>> No.24675811

>>24675773
Yeah but how does GTX help me clean my anus?

>> No.24675835

>>24675811
it has a big fan that can blow dry your poopoo anus

>> No.24675844

>>24674674
I do both

>> No.24675852

>>24673579
truly a business and finance board

>> No.24675883

>>24673579
>>24673655
>>24673672
>>24674227
>>24674392
>>24674674
>>24674924
>>24675573
>>24675734
>Not using water
burgers are disgusting