/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.24669468]

Just got to this question on an application.

What the fuck should I say? What even is the right answer here?

[Anonymous No.24669476]

Yes

[Anonymous No.24669531]

Pick prefer not to say which is a "yes but you have to protect me". Make them feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.24669553]

(you) larping bait faggot nigger saged. saw this thread 10x already just fuck off

[Anonymous No.24669565]

>>24669553
This is the reality we're living in now, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.24669573]

Prefer not to say.

[Anonymous No.24669589]

>>24669468
>No
>No, but I identify as an Ally
So is the first "no" the equivalent of saying "no, and fuck faggots"??

[Anonymous No.24669651]

>>24669565
so??? does it need 1k threads? or is the OP a nigger faggot attention whoring cock sucker who just post this shitty image to trigger responses? myself included. stop replying to bait threads.

[Anonymous No.24669652]

>>24669468
Ever single company I have worked for in the past 10 years invited me for an interview believing that I was a nigger based on the info I provided in my resume.
I record every interview.
During the interview process, if they even attempt to broach the subject of my ethnicity (white skin, european features), I ask them using very careful verbage if they are asking what race I belong to, and if it affects their selection as an employee.
So far, I have won $230,000 worth of settlements off the three companies which did not train their interviewers properly in how to deal with what I actually am: a Jew.

[Anonymous No.24669667]

>>24669651
>so??? does it need 1k threads?
It needs a lot more.

[Anonymous No.24669684]

>>24669667
discuss it somewhere else I want to trade shitcoins here so I don't need to get a job at all. go fuck yourself, low life.

[Anonymous No.24669685]

>>24669468
WTF is "Ally' ?

[Anonymous No.24669698]

>>24669684
Job applications are part of "business" as in "business and finance".
We're going to keep talking about this.

[Anonymous No.24669702]

>>24669468
Are you applying for what exactly? That’s the question OP

[Anonymous No.24669714]

>>24669685
It means that you aren't a shitdick or a rug muncher, but that you will do everything in your power to simp for them and are a willing tool for globohomo. It is the best answer to give, because every corporation is globohomo and they want to hire pre-programmed drones, not "problematic" people who think that wanting poop on your penis is a fetish, and not a biological trait.

[Anonymous No.24669717]

>>24669652
based kike

[Anonymous No.24669728]

>>24669468
Say you are straight but an ally
If you say you are gay you will get found out if you arent
but if you say you are an ally then that is more specifically relating to lgbtwhatever policy and that you support them rather than you are just a gay guy

[Anonymous No.24669747]

>>24669728
>If you say you are gay you will get found out if you arent
What if he claims to be trans-gay?
Or better yet, identifies as a woman so technically he's a lesbian.

[Anonymous No.24669752]

>>24669684
STFU you salty prick
just ignore the thread
>>24669468
I'd answer "Prefer not to say", this question is none of their business
Other option: say you identify as an attack helicopter

[Anonymous No.24669767]

>>24669652
What "info" makes you look like a nig on your resume?

[Anonymous No.24669769]

>>24669652
Based

[Anonymous No.24669799]

>>24669698
>>24669752
well you know the answer. IFF you insist on working at a place where you NEED to answer this question, you just pick YES. get over it.

[Anonymous No.24669804]

>>24669652
Is your name Tyrone Cotton or something

[Anonymous No.24669834]

>>24669767
I have several indicators including participation in traditionally nigger-oriented charities, foundations, and events related to niggers.

Niggerlovers and niggers single out candidates based on participation in things like these, and use this info to find darkie applicants before performing their own hiring process fact finding.

They want as many niggers as possible, because the more niggers you have, the more government contracts you want. Making them think you are a nigger with amazing qualifications makes you a prime candidate for their needs (government contracts).

Needless to say, suing the shit out of niggerlovers that become upset when they find out I'm not actually a nigger is immensely satisfying.

>>24669804
My first name is a name that niggers have stolen to name their children, so the camoflague is quite good on paper. My last name was changed generations ago by my ancestors so they could better blend into a native population and feed off them like a parasite.

[Anonymous No.24669871]

btw if you are wondering why anybody would ever hire unqualified retarded niggers, it's because they cannot get government contracts unless they have a "diverse" enough work force, and earn points towards winning contracts based off how many literal niggers and other types of mystery meat they employ

[Anonymous No.24669892]

>>24669652
>>24669834
Isn't it illegal to record interviews without permission though or no?

[Anonymous No.24669895]

>>24669652
BASED

[Anonymous No.24669905]

>>24669799
>IFF you insist on working at a place where you NEED to answer this question
You don't seem to understand; this shit is permeating all layers of society, including the entire labor market.

[Anonymous No.24669906]

I’d just tell the truth and put no.

[Anonymous No.24669913]

>>24669553
You will never be a woman. XY doesn't change.

[Anonymous No.24669935]

>>24669871
Imagine larping at this scale

[Anonymous No.24669941]

>>24669892
it depends on your state or local equivalent laws.

[Anonymous No.24669968]

>>24669892
In some places you cannot record somebody without their consent. In many places nobody will interview you if you are recording (because they know their interviewers are too stupid to not ask illegal questions).

In my case, I bring a consent form or email it to them before I will participate in an interview. I have been turned down before.

>>24669935
This is no larp. Government contracts are awarded based on several factors. Showing compliance with affirmative action and 'non discrimination' is one of the large factors. This is why companies seeking government contracts will hire scores of lesser-qualified non-whites to fulfill a quota. Contracts are exceptionally difficult to win if there is competition. Whoever is the bigger niggerlover and simp for the globohomo usually gets it, and they can usually bid lower than their competitor also since they don't need to pay niggers as much (due to niggers knowing they are worthless, and being effectively handed welfare to do nothing at their job most of the time).

[Anonymous No.24669985]

tl;dr the lowest bidder on a government contract naturally has the most niggers and darkies anyways, because niggers and darkies get paid less (due to being diveristy hires)

[Anonymous No.24670016]

>>24669968
So why would the interviewer care about what color your skin actually is if you would be considered as black in their records?

And you're saying that people who put they are a minority even if they clearly aren't are more likely to get selected and hired?

[Anonymous No.24670032]

>>24669468
Prefer not to say is the obviois choice. Once in, LARP as a bisexual

[Anonymous No.24670043]

>>24669468
Say no, I am API3 focused. Then spit on the ground.

[Anonymous No.24670059]

>>24670016
>So why would the interviewer care about what color your skin actually is if you would be considered as black in their records?

No, I'm setting things up for them to ACT like they care about it, so I can SUE them because they are NOT ALLOWED to act like they care about it. Get it?

>And you're saying that people who put they are a minority even if they clearly aren't are more likely to get selected and hired?

Absolutely. And if the employer dares to question their ethnicity, then legal action can be taken against them.
There are plenty of fake niggers and mexicans on the books all over the place, because you are correct, as long as they are a nigger on the books, thats all the company cares about. If you want to get hired in a competitive field, never put down that you are white.

The only thing you can get in trouble for is if you claim to be a veteran or protected status veteran (campaign medal/ purple heart/ etc.) and you aren't actually one.

[Anonymous No.24670076]

>>24669652
based

[Anonymous No.24670091]

if they DO ask, just say you are a quadroon (I love that word) and then get extremely upset. Send out some emails and if anybody acknowledges it actually happened in a documented identifiable format, you can sue the shit out of the company and they will settle every single time.

[Anonymous No.24670127]

>>24669834
>>24669871
>>24669968
>>24669985
This is about so much more than "government contracts".
The vast majority of large businesses virtue signalling have absolutely no use for government contracts.

[Anonymous No.24670139]

>>24669468
Just say yes. Queer just means you’re not like everything “society” expects a man to be.

[Anonymous No.24670148]

>>24669905
it does not. you can work as a welder and make 100k or start farming Gargloids full time and never worry about this shit.

[Anonymous No.24670171]

>>24670148
If you apply for a job as a welder, chances are you'll be faced with this exact shit.

[Anonymous No.24670180]

trust me goyim

if you can accepte being a gay nigger on paper, your real life will be much easier

[Anonymous No.24670192]

>>24669468
If it's a large multonational corporation then no, but I am an ally is the best answer. If it's a small business no is the best answer. To be safe just say you prefer not to answer.

[Anonymous No.24670205]

>>24669468
My employer has this for every application, regardless if the position is for sales, engineering, finance, human resources etc.. If the applicant answers 'yes', we invite them in for an in-person interview & execute them on site.

[Anonymous No.24670206]

>>24670171
>not going for indoor shrimp farming and freelance baby-sitting gargloids
ngmi, unironically

[Anonymous No.24670219]

>>24670206
>just retreat whenever faced with opposition

[Anonymous No.24670228]

>>24670205
kek

[Anonymous No.24670261]

>>24669468
I just saw this on an application too. If you don't say you're an ally I doubt you'll get an interview. Especially in tech. Be prepared to have a sob story about why you're an ally. "My best friend growing up got bullied for being a fag so now I'm politically correct"

[Anonymous No.24670277]

>>24669685

Eunuch slave goyboi who obediently served his (((masters))). Someone who accepts all the humiliation out of fear of not fitting in.

[Anonymous No.24670309]

It is not easy to find a good platform with crypto solutions to invest in.

Learned DuckDAO, read twi posts of crypto pros. Seems like it is an open platform with an investment system. Do you know anything about it?

[Anonymous No.24670321]

>>24669468
You either identify as Mumu or Bobo, stupid newfag faggot

[Anonymous No.24670354]

>>24670321
>newfag faggot
you have to go back..

[Anonymous No.24670373]

>>24670354
being a homoid like you is not what is considered oldfag here you newfag faggot

[Anonymous No.24670908]

>>24669652
It's for you

[Anonymous No.24670940]

>>24669531

> make them feel sorry for you

this is a mistake.

they do not care about you. this is a much more irrational and psychopathic thing going on.

the sad thing is, there is NO right answer. because if everyone ticks 'yes' in order to play the game and get special access, then all of a sudden they have loads of fags and have more than filled their social justice quota (this is nothing more than a business protecting itself).

so in that case, is it better for them to think you're a fag or a normal person?

[Anonymous No.24671819]

>>24669468
Obviously you should tell them you identify as a dog fucker.

[Anonymous No.24671857]

>>24669652
Nathan Rothschild joins the thread

[Anonymous No.24671879]

>>24669728
Bad advice. Say yes. If anyone ever asks, which they won't, but if they do, just say that you're bi. You have a girlfriend or a wife? Who cares, still checks out. You don't even have to lie, no need to say you've sucked dick. Just say you appreciate the male form. You literally don't even have to lie, just greatly exaggerate your appreciation for the male form. At the very worst if someone were to ever pry, which they won't, they'd just think you're confused about what being bisexual really means.

[Anonymous No.24671927]

>>24670373
>newfag
shoo shoo summer jew
never comes when I want to see you
unless you want to buy my linkies for double price :^)

[Anonymous No.24671950]

>>24671927
You wish someone would ever buy your shit

[Anonymous No.24672388]

>>24669468
we live in a clown world. just lie about everything. i do. it's liberating.

[Anonymous No.24672414]

>>24669652
Can I convert to Judaism and do this?