>DUDE

[Anonymous No.24664464]

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.24664511]

>>24664464
how many bbc u think he can fit in his mouth?

[Anonymous No.24664522]

FUCK FLYOVER FAGGOTS
FUCK SMALL TOWNS
CITY SLICKERS WILL RULE

[Anonymous No.24664536]

>>24664522
Cope, seethe, dilate, have sex

[Anonymous No.24664593]

Same, rural folks don't know what they're missing.

[Anonymous No.24664605]

>>24664593

[Anonymous No.24664659]

>this shit actually exists
Kek

[Anonymous No.24664697]

>>24664659
I've been there, it's fun.

[Anonymous No.24664761]

>>24664697
I don't doubt it's fun. Just seems cringe at this point. There was a time for acting like a boy and getting drunk, but I'd bet most people there now are like 32 (if it weren't for corona).

[Anonymous No.24664800]

>>24664761
If it’s fun, why would it be cringe? It’s only cringe if you’re that fucking beta you can’t enjoy yourself in fun activities because you put some arbitrary age on it.

[Anonymous No.24664824]

>>24664464
fuck you

[Anonymous No.24664825]

>>24664697
>>24664800
>DUUUUDE YESSSS, WE TOTALLY LOVE TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND GET DRUNK AT A BARCADE!!!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

[Anonymous No.24664827]

>>24664800
Games are for children. If you want to play, play the market.
Nigger

[Anonymous No.24664856]

>>24664536
In that order.

[Anonymous No.24664862]

>>24664464

>I LIVE NEXT TO A GRUMPY BLACK MAN THAT HAS TO TOLERATE ME RAISING HIS PROPERTY VALUE AND NOT BEING A LOUD CRIMINAL! HAHAHAHA WHAT A GOLD MINE

[Anonymous No.24664867]

>>24664522
Yeah but the pizza tastes much better and is far cheaper in small towns, if you know what I mean..

Gotta love that opioid crisis! You wouldn’t believe how cheap some of these lot lizards will sell you their pizza. And I’m talking pretty fresh out of the oven too!

[Anonymous No.24665001]

>>24664825
>NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW SOCIETIES RULES OTHERWISE IS CRINGE AND NOT POPULAR

[Anonymous No.24665035]

>>24665001
>playing videogames like a manchild
>against society rules

[Anonymous No.24665040]

>>24664761
The one in my area is pretty hip, but it is in a famous college city. I enjoyed my times there.

[Anonymous No.24665061]

>dude
I fucking hate this word.

[Anonymous No.24665149]

Sounds nice OP. I have xenodislike though so no thanks

[Anonymous No.24665178]

These are so soulless and copy pasta, I'm thinking it's just a bot. doesn't matter if you want rural or urban.

[Anonymous No.24665511]

>>24664659
I live within walking distance from there. You have to pay for the fucking games which are overpriced is the beer. Action Burger has way better everything except for floor space and is close by. Imagine buying a big ass burger and drink while playing free arcade and Nintendo games

[Anonymous No.24665529]

>>24665035
It would be 30 years ago

[Anonymous No.24665578]

>>24664867

[Anonymous No.24665769]

>>24664827
>muh casino is REAL fun, kid
Fuck off lottery nigger

[Anonymous No.24665862]

>>24665578
What?

[Anonymous No.24665968]

>>24665769
I said market you illiterate nigger. Learn to read Jamal.