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24662432 No.24662432 [Reply] [Original]

*silently moons*
Why bother with crypto? The entire space is a fraud

>> No.24662466

>>24662432
b/c a single share of TSLA won't ever hit 1 million USD. but a single bitcoin will

>> No.24662493

>>24662466
That's why we use leverage, fren.

>> No.24662496
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24662496

>stock literally increased 40% in 2 days based on """fundamentals"""
>calls crypto a fraud
lel

>> No.24662505

>>24662432
i've been trying to tell the cryptofags this as well. stocks have the corrupt feds to pump them to infinity, why not just go all in?

>> No.24662525

it can't be mooning right now, your market is closed to protect you little toddlers from trading outside of normie hours

>> No.24662533

>goes up 1%
>moons

>> No.24662549

>>24662533
zoom out retard

>> No.24662550

>>24662505
Because bitcoin is probably the safest high yield investment you can put your money in. There is nothing closer to a sure bet than bitcoin. Period.

>> No.24662617

Where do I leverage trade stocks

>> No.24662664

>>24662550
sure thing buddy i'll stick to the thing the gov promises they'll pump to the moon and you can buy the thing they'll kill immediately if they need to.

>> No.24662731
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24662731

>>24662432
>Why bother with crypto?

I started investing on Robindhood about 6 months ago and I've already made more money than what I made in 2 years with crypto lel.

crypto is fucking finished, it's a boring fraud with no real use cases. 3 years since the last bubble and what crypto use case has captured MAIN STREAM attention, besides >muh bitcoin ATH and selling it for fiat?

nothing. Worthless dogshit. At least the stock ponzi has real world implications.

>> No.24663783
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24663783

R8 my portfolio. When should I pull out?

>> No.24664339

I've got 70 tsla shares. Will I make it?

>> No.24664375

>>24662432
I own a big 2018 link stack and tsla
fear my awesomeness

>> No.24664391

>>24662432
thanks for marking the top

>> No.24664448

>>24664391
cope, I’ve been shilling tsla here all year despite you retards psyoping yourself that it’s a plebbit stock

>> No.24664461

they're going to pump this shit to $820, and then the crash will begin in January. indexes will lose 60%

>> No.24664526

>>24664461
(spoiler - it won’t crash, and you Doomers will be sitting there smearing shit on your faces reeing about how the market is rigged because muh fed)

>> No.24664557

>>24664526
"this time is different".

>> No.24664614

>>24664557
You’re the one saying it’s different
There’s never been two massive dumps this close together
Face it, you missed buying the dip in March and now you’re going to sit on the sidelines holding your dick for the next five years while we all get rich

>> No.24664682
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24664682

>>24664614
Isn't TSLA overvalued though? At some point they should run out of buyers, right? When will that be?

t. TSLA investor since 2016.

>> No.24664706
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24664706

I wish I went all in but this was a pretty comfy run.

>> No.24664727

>>24664682
Tesla is in million of government employees TSP accounts. There’s plenty of buyers

>> No.24664755

How high it can go?

>> No.24664773

>>24664755
https://www.benzinga.com/analyst-ratings/analyst-color/20/12/18687443/tesla-gets-2-500-3-year-target-from-munster-but-analyst-sees-apple-as-a-roadblock-i

So buy both.

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24664782

>>24664706

When should we cash out?
>>24664727
Well should I draw a stop-loss line to sell half my shares or something? I was gonna put one at 560.

>> No.24664835

>>24664682
Uber just cried uncle regarding self driving robotaxis
I wouldn’t sell if I were you, unless it’s life changing money in which case ya, upgrade your life and diversify, hard to fault you for at least taking a little profit after this epic run but I’d wait until after the funds are done buying for sp500 inclusion

>> No.24664839

>>24664782
>When should we cash out?
Trailing stops are your friend. But be really careful, TSLA does almost 100 point swings sometimes you don't want your bags dumped at $500/share and then it immediately turns around.

>> No.24664877

>>24664839
You should immediately start selling when Biden takes office or a week before just to be safe.

>> No.24664909

>>24664877
I fucking hate Biden but don’t forget the market spiked when he ((won)) so not sure you’re giving smart advice

>> No.24664935

>>24664839
Good tip. I'll widen the margin then. Currently I had my lines at 550 and 590 but I may lower it to one line to sell 50% at $490 and another to sell 25% at $540, to account for TSLA's volatility.

>>24664877
Does the market get really volatile right before the new president is sworn in?

Hopefully Elon or Biden don't die or get coronavirus or cancer something.

>> No.24664995

tsla is pretty much gambling at this point, it doesn't really follow any sort of fundamental analysis at all.

>> No.24665038

>>24663783
thats a fat roth, well done

>> No.24665189
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24665189

>>24665038
Thanks, but I literally just guessed and followed friends' stock tips. I dunno when to sell now and how much to keep b/c I'm dumb.

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>>24662432
>The entire space is a fraud
Being able to dodge rugs is a part of crypto trading.
If you ever get scammed more than once it only proves that you're a drooling retard midnight black gorilla nigger.

>> No.24665445

>>24664877
Biden is irrelevant. The market only cares about one thing, who controls the house/senate. Right now it's split, which is bullish af. Nothing Biden promises will happen.

>> No.24665456

>>24662432
could you imagine trying to champion this company who's headed by a guy who literally says "Stock price is too high" and it goes down, clearly commiting securities fraud and for some fuckign wild reason completely overlooked by the FTC? Could you imagine also knowing that he tells his own staff to keep the stock price low? Then you want to shill it? Fuck off idiot.

>> No.24665506

>>24662505
Used to be in stocks but in crypto because, generally speaking, the opportunities are better. But you can still do very well in the stock market.

>> No.24665527

>>24665445
How long can they fail to pass a stimulus before we should get worried about the market? If the money printer stops printing, the jig could be up.

>> No.24665570

>>24665527
Biden will pass a stimulus like a week after he's sworn in.

>> No.24665576

>>24665570
So TSLA will go up?

>> No.24665634

>>24662664
This. The funniest part of crypto hodlers is their unwavering and blind arrogance. I believe Dunning Kreuger did a study about this

>> No.24665678

>>24665576
I hope so. Not selling till it breaks $1000 again.

>> No.24665733

>>24665445
The market couldn't give a damn about the house or senate. The ONLY thing it cares about is the decisions of the Federal Reserve. Laughing Out Loud!

>> No.24665760

>>24662664
>fear

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24665786

>>24665678
Good to know. I think it's overvalued but the I think the trick is being the lemming that goes as close to the edge as possible before stopping. Like a game of chicken.

Good luck, hope we can maximize our gains.

>> No.24665823

>>24665786
Same. Tesla is def a scary bet the higher it gets but for some reason I actually believe the price hype. The S&P500 listing almost locks in it's value at present.

>> No.24665903

>>24665506
Do both, I’ve made a mint this year off tqqq/tsla/link

>> No.24665930

>>24662533
I bought 10 days ago and I'm up 17%

>> No.24665965

>>24665823
I think I might share half my shares on listing day. Stocks usually go down after listing, right? I can rebuy them after they correct back down to the 600 range.

>> No.24666022

>>24665965
Don’t sell, just put trailing stop losses with at LEAST 15% breathing room and hold forever

>> No.24666122

>>24666022
Yeah good idea. I'm gonna put one for 25% at 17% and one for 50% at 20% just b/c TSLA's so volatile, thanks.

>> No.24666123

>>24665189
it's a 10 bagger so now is a great time, before S&P listing which is a sell the news event

>> No.24666170

>>24666123
You think it will tank the day of or right after?

>> No.24666280

>>24666022
This really.
I held AAPL since 2008. 7:1 split and now a 4:1 split. TSLA is gonna be one of those.

>> No.24666311

>>24666170
There’s no logical reason a stock would tank right after joining the sp, if anything inclusion will reduce its volatility because so many index investors will just sit on their tsla stocks forever

>> No.24666334
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24666334

If you bought TSLA 1 year ago, it would be worth 10 times today.

>> No.24666357

>>24663783
Why do you have 250k in a roth IRA? How the fuck did you get that much in there? Multiple rollovers?

>> No.24666368

>>24666280
you do know what market cap is, right retard? aapl was $30-50 billion back in those splits

>> No.24666372

>>24666334
My friend bought tsla 3 years ago and sold at a loss. He also sold all of his stocks in April and has been holding cash since. He thinks he's the smart money because he bases his decisions on boomer fundamentals

>> No.24666378

>>24663783
>>24666357
Oh never mind, your cost basis was 30k. Nice job.

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24666390

>>24666311
I see I see. Sorry TSLA was the first stock I bought when I got a job and they gave me and IRA. I never learned about stocks, just bought TSLA because it seemed no-one else had the electric car market.

Stocks are a lot more complicated than I thought, because I have to model someone else thinking about me thinking about what they're thinking, and also because of all the technical stuff like hedge funds and indices...

>> No.24666397

>>24666372
ouch.....

>> No.24666402

>>24666368
Yeah. Great buy.

>> No.24666424

>>24663783
You realize your account number is shown on there, right?

>> No.24666646

>>24662731
just because you suck at trading doesn't mean the space is a fraud anon

i'm currently at 3.5x my basis because i wasn't a dipshit like (you) and just bought btc, eth, and link lol

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24666667

based 6 6's incoming

>> No.24666684

>>24666667
god dammit, props >>24666666