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>been trading since ‘16
>finally have made a make it stack level of Crypto
>decide it’s time to call it quits, transfer everything into usdt and then try to swap it to fiat on coin base to cash out
>when I go to cash out I get a critical error
>call coin base customer support and ask how to cash out into fiat
>the guy starts giggling which breaks out into full on laughter
>”hold on sir let me get my manager”
>hear him put me on speaker
>”hey everyone. This guy is asking how to cash out his Monopoly money!”
>hear an entire room of Indian accents guffawing for 15 seconds before I’m hung up on
Guys the “no one has ever cashed out crypto” was just a meme...r-right?

>> No.24646399

> Cashing out cryptos

You've made my fucking day nigger

>> No.24646407

>>24646352
Idk what kind of Coinbase are you using, but you can cash out nowadays almost everywhere without any problems

>> No.24646447

>>24646407
Cringe

>> No.24646477

All he had to do was use coinmetro... now all his crypto is locked up in india... poor OP, all that work and nothing to show for it...

>> No.24646484

>>24646352
It's true I was the manager

>> No.24646496

>>24646352
trading since 16, this must be illegal. Unironically believe cases like this will be settled by Kleros court in the future

>> No.24646546

Green ID will make it in 2021

>> No.24646716

>>24646352
There's a new coin in ICO called CASHOUT ($OUT) which will be used to easily cash out your crypto money into FIAT.
Exchange all your wallet for $OUT, then use the "convert to FIAT" button on their website.

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>>24646352
when I cashed out they gave the money, but only half of what the supposed price was
when I called them they said "be happy we gave you anything at all, retard".
This is a warning frens stay out of crypto.

>> No.24646873

Watch out if you manage to cash out. A year later the bank called me and said this isn't real money and I'm going to jail for using fake internet money.

>> No.24647178
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24647178

>try to cash out on Coinbase
>servers are down
>hear mail slot clank
>a letter from the IRS
>it’s an obituary with a blank deceased date and a check filled out with the full value of my portfolio at the peak before the crash
>call IRS to say that it was a mistake that I should get the long-term rate
>hear Indian laughter in the background
>hear my printer warming up
>American accent says, “Pay up” in a serious tone then goes back to laughing
>print-out is a picture taken through my window of me holding up a phone looking at a letter wearing the same clothes as now
>other line hangs up
>look outside
>no one’s there

>> No.24647257

>>24647178
More of these

>> No.24647323

>>24647178
Kek

>> No.24647393

>>24646352
Delete this sir

>> No.24647397

>>24647178
Holy fuckkng kek.

>> No.24647464

>>24646407
Most I've ever cashed out was like 2000-4000$ I'm sure I'll encounter problems as soon as it reaches 5-6 figures

>> No.24647500

>>24646352
would love to see your face when you realize the rest of your entire life consists of gift cards

>> No.24648947

I tried to cash out my BTC for gold at JMBullion. What arrived was just a shitty bag of chocolate fake gold coins, and a dreidel that had "bad goy" written on one of the sides. Any idea what that means? Also my ip is apparently range banned from JMB now.

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>be me
>wake up from a long nap before work
> check coinbase and see XRP hits $68.88
>filled with euphoria, glory, and validation
>call my best friend who also has XRP so we can freak out together and quit our jobs (we work together)
>instead an Indian man picks up the phone
>in my euphoria I dont find this odd, excitedly tell him what happened and that I'm quitting my job.
>poo laughter
>"no sir. You go to work today"
>confusion and fear sets in, ask him who he is and how he intercepted my phone call
>"you go to work today sir. Enjoy."
>Indian laughter reverberates down my spine, into my soul.
>check coinbase again and XRP has crashed to 3 cents.
>overwhelmed by despair, hopelessness, and suicide, I take another nap before a long painful day of waging

>> No.24649863

>>24646352
This is not right! I would speak to a manager or leave them a bad Yelp review!!

>> No.24649897

>>24649863
>leaving the CIA a bad review on Yelp
They'll have you in a body bag with two bullets in the back of your head before you can finish your first sentence

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24649901

I'm comfy af selling it for fiat p2p thnx to binance. Not being a burguer is good.

>> No.24650007

>>24647178
L Y N C H E D

>> No.24650009

>>24646352
>buy crypto
>buy crypto coin
>crypto coin red
>buy more
>crypto coin more red
>buy more
>crypto coin red
>buy more
>crypto coin red
>buy more
>out of buyed powder
>sir

>> No.24650021

When i cash out im only doing 2000 a month. Anything else seems too hot imho

>> No.24650030

>>24646352
i've cashed out 300k on cb and had 0 issues, just pay taxes you kike