what your linkies are being dumped for

[Anonymous No.24589448]

https://www.thepigeonexpress.com/russian-millionaire-craving-mcdonalds-food-hires-private-helicopter-to-fly-to-the-nearest-store-450km-away/

[Anonymous No.24589468]

>>24589448
this is good fud

[Anonymous No.24589509]

>>24589448
I have to admire the dedication it takes to dump so much money and time for a Big Mac!
Makes me wonder how this russian millionaire craving mcdonalds became a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.24589536]

How much did he pay them to not expose his real name

[Anonymous No.24589558]

>>24589468
It's not fud. If y'all stinkies were wondering how one manages to spend millions on a few big macs, well now you know. And this has been going on for a while...

[Anonymous No.24589574]

>>24589509
by creating an erc token called chainlink anon, the same guy now makes 14ml a week dumping those free tokens

[Anonymous No.24589594]

>>24589448
Bceм пpивeт, этo я, Cepгeй.
Cпacибo вceм ктo кyпил линк, a тeпepь oтcocитe мoй гнoйный бoлтю

[Anonymous No.24589614]

I want junk food so bad but there's legit no junk food restaurant near me and making it at home lacks the trashiness I'm craving

[Anonymous No.24589658]

>>24589574
Ultimately, all we're doing is enabling his addiction. Heck, he's a philosophy major and the only reason he got into oracles was because he thought Oracle sounded philosophical after watching the matrix. The dude has no idea what he's even doing. He larps as having shadow partnerships with swift to keep stinkies on the hook and since he wants saved Ari's life at McDonald's while Ari was choking on a chicken nugget, Ari is forever in his debt. Ari is part of a Greek furry cult and has agreed to deploy his sophisticated marketing and targeting campaigns at oblivious anons. There is a fourth industrial revolution that's about to pop, and DIA is where the real data pipelines are at. Come at me stinkies.

[Anonymous No.24589688]

>>24589574
Ultimately, all link marines are doing is enabling his addiction. Heck, he's a philosophy major and the only reason he got into oracles was because he thought Oracle sounded philosophical after watching the matrix. The dude has no idea what he's even doing. He larps as having shadow partnerships with swift to keep stinkies on the hook and since he once saved Ari's life at McDonald's while Ari was choking on a chicken nugget, Ari is forever in his debt. Ari is part of a Greek furry cult and has agreed to deploy his sophisticated marketing and targeting campaigns at oblivious anons. There is a fourth industrial revolution that's about to pop, and DIA is where the real data pipelines are at. Come at me stinkies.

[Anonymous No.24589800]

>>24589688
>Ari is part of a Greek furry cult
how much LINK to get in on this

[Anonymous No.24589873]

>>24589800
Honestly they use black magic and wack shit like that so I would personally stay away! Look into DIA anon. Swiss-based team. Decentralized/transparent oracles. Relatively low marketcap. Imagine trusting Sergey to validate your price feeds at premium prices straight from his washroom node while he's eating a big mac.

[Anonymous No.24589890]

>>24589448
>Sergey needs dentals!

[Anonymous No.24589904]

>>24589873
lmao 10/10

[Anonymous No.24590107]

>>24589688

[Anonymous No.24590123]

>russian
kek