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Not the most important. Not the most reasonable. Just the first. The first that will make you say yes, biz, I made it. I didn't decide yet but it will be about cooming

>> No.24551349

Cocaine and sexual access to college girls on cocaine

>> No.24551411

>>24551262
Pay off a debts, buy motorcycle it will be one or the other

>> No.24551685

>>24551262
telling my boss he may pay me 3 times my rate to show up

>> No.24551789

Probably gonna build some ridiculously overkill PC with 3090 sli or some shit... then hookers and blow

>> No.24551822

First luxury to me will be flexing on my family and acquaintances that thought I wouldn’t do much with myself by simply stating that I just started an investment fund and that they have a small discount on a share for a limited time. Tell them about the real estate and digital assets available, then drive away in a DBS Superleggera

>> No.24551863

>>24551262
I will definitely start smoking stogies and Captain Blacks

>> No.24551899

Probably fixing my teeth. I cant wait to say it.

>> No.24551916

>>24551262
chicken tenders

>> No.24551948

Flying a friend out with me for 2 weeks at Zermatt, daily massages/shopping/etc.

>> No.24551961

>>24551262
Sleeping without an alarm.

>> No.24551997

>>24551262
Actually owning a house

>> No.24552008

>>24551262
First luxury? Probably hiring a tax lawyer.

If that doesn't count, then.. fuck I dunno, never really prepared for making it. I want a large rural property tho and an offshore home I can bug out to

>> No.24552015
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24552015

A hot meal.

>> No.24552052
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24552052

>>24551262
Abdominoplasty
House
Full, historically authentic suit of mid 15th century English knightly armor.

>> No.24552060

>>24551262
A beemer to honour lil peep #rip

>> No.24552100

>>24551262
A playstation console collection

>> No.24552149

An Ayahuasca retreat

>> No.24552419

>>24551262
Turtle

>> No.24552510

A house

>> No.24552560

>>24551262
none
i'm not making money to waste it on trinkets

>> No.24552680

>>24551262
Porsche

>> No.24552709

My own little yacht.

>> No.24552762

>>24551262
luxury condo 3 bedroom

then maybe a tsla truck when it comes out

>> No.24552969

>>24551262
>give it all to a random homeless person and meditate for the rest of my life

>> No.24553004
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24553004

>>24551262
This Aston Martin so I can remind normies that I have more money than them everywhere I go.

>> No.24553041

>>24551349
fpbp
we really criticize the elite because if we could, we would be exactly like them.
like the commies criticize the 1% but if they made it, they won't act any different

>> No.24553130
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>>24551262
Buying my own sithsuit to dab on linkies

>> No.24553242

>>24552149
this guy wants to shit himself in the middle of the jungle

>> No.24553284

>>24551262
probably a patek

>> No.24553334

Underwear

>> No.24553363

Steak and lobster for the senpai in a private dining setting

>> No.24553375
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24553375

>>24551262
I will buy $500 towels. You ever had an expensive towel? God damn they make you feel good.

>> No.24553376

>>24553004
you can buy aston martin for 30k, that shit depriciates faster than xrp

>> No.24553404

>>24551262
Probably marijuana and hooker.

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>>24551262
some cute waifu

>> No.24553506

Finding young women over 6 feet tall to sell me eggs

>> No.24553549

probably get a nice car. tempting to bang a sexy as fuck thot because god knows women are all gold digging whores nowadays

>> No.24553588

>>24553376
But you can't buy a DBS Superleggera with 740hp for 30k. Not all cars are the same anon.

>> No.24553590

>>24553375
Can confirm. My friend from college is mega wealthy. Dad is a successful plastic surgeon in nyc and they live in a mansion in Greenwich, CT.

Among the various luxurious in their house, the one that shocked me the most was their towels. Like drying off with a fucking cloud. Truly sublime. I honestly had no idea towels could be so nice before that.

>> No.24553635

>>24553588
in a year you will be able to
their gearboxes are trash and make astons to be one of the most depereciating cars on the market
legit buying leafboxed aston and installing manual on it makes its price 2x

>> No.24553639

>>24551262

Move and buy a house in Amori Japan.

>> No.24553655

I just hope to feel a real breast

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24553698

>I'm gonna buy a house for my wife and her boyfriend. Then I'm gonna sniff some coke and give my friend a blow job.

>> No.24553714

>>24551961
>Sleeping without an alarm
Based

>> No.24553742

I'd like to clean up parks in my area and make sure good people around me don't worry about money so they can do good works.

>> No.24553775

>>24553590
>Among the various luxurious in their house, the one that shocked me the most was their towels. Like drying off with a fucking cloud. Truly sublime. I honestly had no idea towels could be so nice before that.
anymore info on this? do want

>> No.24553811

>>24551262
Honestly just a solo vacation to somewhere warm and sunny where I don't have to manage anyone or be social at all. I just need to be alone and relaxed for like a full week. Put it all down and just breathe deep in a beach chair sipping on some cold drinks and watching fat assed rich moms walk around on the pool deck.

>> No.24553826

once i hit 10mill ill probably splurge and buy a used 1995 toyota camry

>> No.24553831

>>24553775
Egyptian cotton

>> No.24553841

Land

>> No.24553858

>>24551262
Car, bmw 435 gran coupe.

>> No.24553863

>>24551262
2x1m oil painting of apu looking at the viewer

>> No.24553871

>>24551262
2 chicks at the same time

>> No.24553878

>>24553742
wow anon that's the gayest thing I have ever read on this website congrats

>> No.24553904

>>24553871
Fuckin aye

>> No.24553913

>>24553635
>in a year you will be able to
No, it's a 400k car. But honestly I'd probably rather get the new turbo s over this, its just that this aston looks so good.

>> No.24553918

>>24553871
>hell yeah peter, man

>> No.24553925

>>24553742
Unbelievable based

>> No.24553931
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24553931

>>24551262
I will go to Thailand and rent a large house with five spare bedrooms.
I will have the most attractive and youngest prostitutes I can find on the street STD tested, I will pay for this. Those who pass, I will hire for one month at very generous rates to live in the mansion so I can raw dog them at my pleasure and cum inside them.
During this time I will give them a pill every morning and tell them it's birth control, it will be a placebo.
After one or two months, when the first signs of pregnancy are beginning to show, I will leave. But my sons will live on. And that, my friends, is making it.

>> No.24553942

>>24553590
Most people don't know what its like. I'm glad there's another man of taste ITT

>> No.24553967

>>24553590
Sold on the towels. Could get custom made, maybe LINK logos or something, bet I could hawk those to you assholes at a premium

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>>24553698
>o, Shmomoh

>> No.24554067

>>24553931
>will have the most attractive and youngest prostitutes I can find on the street STD tested, I will pay for this. Those who pass, I will hire for one month at very generous rates to live in the mansion so I can raw dog them at my pleasure and cum inside them.
you are dirty virgin autist and will never make it because you are stupid fat and short

>> No.24554072

>>24551262
Pay off my parents mortgage, buy an expensive bottle of Johnny walker and head to a diner and give the waitress a silver dollar as a tip. Then I’d head over to my local convenience store to buy a white monster and give the next teenager I see a 100 dollar bill because someone did to me as well, here’s the green text
>be me
>15 year old punk kid
>patch vest, Mohawk, crust punk band shirt and Sears working boots with skinny jeans because muh punx not dead
>with other 15 year old friend
>go to punk show
>we get hungry and thirst after so head over to convenience store to buy snacks
>low and behold a wild chad appears in front of us with a suit
>dude is about 30
>/fit/
>with bomb ass haircut, good looking and honestly dude smelled nice
>overhears me and my buddy rationing what we buy because we don’t have enough money
>laughs and says, you guys remind me of me when I was kid
>pays off our bill, then hands us 100 dollars bill each
>with a smirk tells us to buy our moms a nice dinner and to NOT stay in school
>walks out smiling, not a care in the world
>gets on his motorcycle and rides away

Most mind blowing shit I’ve ever seen and to this day, kinda surreal. I strive to be him one day. My birthday was two days ago and I turned 30 and all I have to show for myself is a Toyota Hilux, 1200 in crypto, 300 in precious metals and over 300k in guns and ammunition, I live in my parents basement but hey, at least I have a girlfriend that’s hot and loves me. I need to set up my fucking game lads.

>> No.24554224

>>24551262
A plane ticket to switzerland so I can begin to set up my multiple bank accounts and corporations to pay near 0 tax legally on all my gains

>> No.24554541

A nice little house on a lake, surrounded by trees, with pinecones scattered around

>> No.24554688

>>24553931
>procreating with brown people
Funny definition of making it

>> No.24554765

>>24554072
>300k in guns and ammunition
jesus christ anon, you buy and sell the stuff? what's it like having an armory?

>> No.24554811

>>24554765
he doesn't sell

>> No.24554882

>>24551262
personal assistant

>> No.24554885

>convert to mormonism
>marry a bunch of 18 year old qts
>have 100 white babies

>> No.24554905

>>24554072
Tipping waitresses in silver coins is a based God move

>> No.24554936

>>24553775
This maybe?
>https://www.coyuchi.com/cloud-loom-towels.html?utm_campaign=2068397941&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=&adgroupid=77486536758&gclid=Cj0KCQiA2af-BRDzARIsAIVQUOd-y6ZawLwOuufsZ9c0gteAnrEbqa0MK1NpAH95mdRKanb4M4l4MfwaAmBLEALw_wcB

>> No.24554948

>>24554072
Retard... start liquidating your gun collection and funnel the money into LINK if you want to make it.

>> No.24555135

>>24551262
Unironically a sleep number/tempurpedic bed

>> No.24555164

the doctor

>> No.24555239

>>24554885
Based

>> No.24555359

>>24551262
I just want my own used car that's in decent condition and my own place.