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I was only a 19 year old link marine. I loved Sergei so much, I had all the blogposts and streams. I pray to Sergei every night, thanking him for the tokens he dumped on me. “Sergei is love” I say, “Sergei is life." My mom is Saša Milić. She hears me and calls me a cuck for trusting some third-party strangers running oracles, with tokens not used in DAO. I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Sergei. I called her a first-party oracle plebeian. She hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. I feel something warm... It's Sergei! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear another stacking promise. As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready. I'm all in on chainlink. He penetrates my wallet as deep as he can until the tip of his red and pulsing candlestick reaches my entry price. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergei. I can feel my mooning illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing the 2 year old pinned Google cloud post. I want to revolutionize the oracles. He makes another presentation next to the toilet as he fills my young wallet with useless tokens. My mom walks in. Sergei looks her straight in the eye and says, "Stacking is coming soon." Sergei dumps another 500k and leaves through my window to the nearest McDonald's. Sergei is love. Sergei is life.

>> No.24549577
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24549577

That picture is fake news. OP is just salty that he doesn't has a fetish over a non stackable 14$ stablecoin
Pic related, the true sergei

>> No.24549633
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24549633

>>24549502
Holy shit OP my sides

>> No.24549768

https://medium.com/api3/announcing-monolith-1-authoritative-api3-dao-ec9ca6d044f8

https://blockcast.cc/news/what-projects-will-grayscale-parent-company-dcg-invest-in-in-2020/

DAO announced and grayscale backing
Imagine being an API3 nocoiner

>> No.24550068

>>24549502
top kek

>> No.24550583
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24550583

I want you to look at this 4 day old coin
At this 4 old day coin, backed ny grayscale, and with a trad natural red haired waifu among the devs

I want you to look at it and say, "I don't want it"

And then when the 125k sats it costs now, turns into 400k and beyond

Say


FUCK

>> No.24550843

>>24549502
just sold all my API3

>> No.24550879

>>24549502
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergei.
Fucking kek

>> No.24550894 [DELETED] 

>>24550843
Great! Now our wallets can enjoy being deeply penetrated together!

>> No.24550939

>>24550843
Great! Now our wallets can enjoy being deeply penetrated by Sergey together!

>> No.24550946

>>24549502
Ur nuts op

>> No.24551077

based schizo posting

>> No.24551202

>>24549502
You dumb fucking newfag this is peak cringe.

>> No.24551359

>>24549502
Way to make api look worse. Learn how to shill better dumbass.

>> No.24551364

Why do i feel like i bought another LINK in the making at the base price :)