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24500814 No.24500814 [Reply] [Original]

>be me, 22 y-o, KHV
>have a 17 y-o brother
>brother is a a chad and has his bedroom next to mine
>can hear him fucking his 15 y-o gf while I'm out here browsing biz and looking for shitcoins to flip

JESUS CHRIST
ENOUGH ALREADY, I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE GODAMNIT. I WANNA BE A CHAD TOO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, NOT A FUCKING INCEL THAT LOOKS AT CHARTS ALL DAY

>> No.24501036

when he goes to the bathroom, sneak in and fuck her. When he comes back, fuck him as well.
Congrats ur a man now.
Stop with the shitcoins and buy chad bitcoin

>> No.24501078

>>24501036
>chad
>bitcoin
whos going to tell him bros...

>> No.24501133

>>24500814
After you make it with DMG, just dab on them via Gucci bags and shit.

>> No.24501519

>>24500814
Literally just ask your brother if he can hook you up

>> No.24501538

>>24500814
Sounds like your a jealous hebephile

>> No.24501655

Go outside, speak to different people, socialise as much as you can, get fit, set and acheive goals, confidence will come with all that.

>> No.24501664

>>24501133
What a fucking brainlet. Just die faggot. Spending crypto money on $5 made bags in a sweatshop in Vietnam and then paying 500% premium on it.

>> No.24501777

>>24500814
Crypto is your only chance. You won't be Chad, but you'll have your choice of SEA women (for a price) when you make it.

>> No.24502377

Post pictures of brothers butthole.