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I'm thinking either
1. Digital commodities trader
2. Importer/exporter
3. Lead engineer of Chuckie cheese: tokens division

>> No.24499708

I've always wanted to be an art collector.

>> No.24499715

>>24499690
NEET

Nigger
Eraser
Emergency
Technician

>> No.24499725
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24499725

>>24499690
>fake job
Why?

I'll just tell them I'm retired.

>> No.24499761

I use the digital commodities trader.

>> No.24499782

>>24499690
Just some stuff on the computer. Not a big deal.

>> No.24499784

>>24499725
Careful with npcs, anon.
Retired only work when you are old.

>> No.24499795

>>24499725

"Wow, so young? What did you do, anon? You must have been a CEO or something."

That's when you tell her you were a stock trading prodigy. Will instantly make her think of Wall Street chad yuppies, partying, coke.

>> No.24499833

>>24499795
"yep i invested in paypal when it was still payacquaintance"

>> No.24499847
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24499847

I'm a CIA agent.

>> No.24499879

Digital asset consultant

>> No.24500678

Biscuit designer

>> No.24500695

>>24499833

kek

>> No.24500750

>>24499690
I will unironically become a composer

>> No.24500796

>>24499833
Checked and stealing this

>> No.24500801

>>24499847
You will never be a woman.

>> No.24501207

>>24499690
I'm just gonna say I gamble

>> No.24501248
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24501248

>>24499690

former CEO of sneeds feed and seed

>> No.24501399

hotdog man

>> No.24501434

>>24499690
I’m the CEO of Racism Inc., Chairman of Misogyny Ventures, and on the board of trustees at Bigot LLC

>> No.24501451

Easy. I'll disappear to a tropical paradise for 6 months to reflect before making any large financial decisions, decompress and work out daily. Come back with a tan, in better shape and be evasive about where I've been. Let them guess. Claim I make my money at my part time job at wendy's. Eventually they'll stop asking and come up with some bullshit explanation on their own which is far better than confirming crypto

>> No.24501475

>>24499795
Just tell them you shorted the dow with 100x leverage in March and you made millions.

>> No.24501483

lawyer in kleros court

>> No.24501488

OR

american business affairs consultant for foreign companies. Whatever sounds like more fun at the time.

>> No.24501499

I'm just going to say I'm retired/ I'm an investor. I won't elaborate any further.

>> No.24501505

>>24501483
Kek

>> No.24501613

What do you anons that trade/shit post for a living usually tell women you do? I feel like they judge you for trading shitcoins

>> No.24501681

>>24499833
based

>> No.24501753

The only people I will be talking to when I make it are Asian prostitutes who can barely speak English and liquor

>> No.24501764

>>24499690
I'll have a real job when I invest in a business with my yearly APR.

>> No.24501875

I'm disabled.

>> No.24501951

>>24499690
PhD in women studies.

>> No.24501978
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24501978

probably emphasize one of your hobbies. I'm going to say I'm a video editor or something

you can larp as anything you do for fun
>Be a writer
>Be an "artist"
>Be a candle maker
>Be a glass blower
>Be a curator/philanthropist
>Be a "Freelancer"
>Be a professional coomer

>> No.24501979

>>24499690
I invested in puts on all the businesses BLM burned to the ground.

Next I'm buying stock in prisons.

Stupid niggers. Throwing their lifes away to make a white guy richer!

>> No.24502011

>>24499690
"RETIRED"

(from holding / staking DIA)

>> No.24502029

>>24499847
full image plz.

>> No.24502048

>>24499690
ill just say youtuber.

>> No.24502049

"My parents are so rich that i actually don't have to work if i don't want to. It's really nice of them. How are you? :)"

>> No.24502063

"Scholar of the world"

>> No.24502105

>>24499690
You wish i let them get the satisfaction. I would tell them straight in their face my bank account is in the millions from investments and watch their monkey brain dance for me as they now see me as a money dispenser, Especially people who wronged me in the past

>> No.24502180

>>24501475
I did (with CAC40 tho), but lost it all since.

>> No.24502197

>>24502105
thats a great way to get mugged anon

>> No.24502229

>>24502105
This. Especially telling every random thot from Tinder you bring to your house that, LOL. Have fun getting robbed, anon

>> No.24502242

>>24502105
>watch their monkey brain dance for me
yeah because THATS what happens when someone brags about having more money than someone else... what planet are you living on?

>> No.24502322

Spice merchant

>> No.24502358

>>24502197
>>24502229

By your "logic" Suburban areas would be the epitome of high crime

>> No.24502372
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24502372

I will straight up tell them that I got rich buying internet meme money and that this whole word is a fucking joke, that's probably some form of divine punishment.

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24502523

>>24499690
>Importer/exporter
Are you having an affair with Elaine?

>> No.24502533

>>24499690
>importer/exporter
Architect

>> No.24502593

>>24502533
Latex salesman also

>> No.24502623

>>24499690
security consultant

can be any type of consultant really - just make sure it's a topic you're reasonably knowledgeable in, could be performed wherever you plan to live, and would justify a salary commensurate with your lifestyle

>> No.24502653

>>24499690
discord moderator

>> No.24502681

>>24501451
if your friends and family can't guess it right they're morons and not worth wasting your time on

>> No.24502685

>>24502372
>I will straight up tell them

based

>> No.24502792

Tell them you dumpster dive and sell shit from Goodwill on eBay. It’s the ultimate lowest form of humanity to a normie and they will just stay away from you and never ask any questions again. I know this from experience. Not even my friends want to know about the things I find.

>> No.24502946

>>24502242
why are you mad? you dont know what these people are like

>> No.24502969
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24502969

>>24499690
FLETA staker

>> No.24502983

I tell people I’m an antique dealer, run a furniture store, or sell art. Top Kek

>> No.24503060

>>24499690
Stock trader. Boomer family will understand it, and doesn't lead to awkward expectations that can't be fulfilled in future.

>> No.24503070

>>24499782
This, you just do some internet stuff
Plus it's not an actual lie

>> No.24503089

International arms exporter

I export old used soviet equipment to african warlords

>> No.24503109

>>24502792
Tell me about the best and worst things you've found

>> No.24503325

>>24502969
How much can you earn by staking?

>> No.24503505

I'll go on along spiel about how I decided that war as bad, and when I became curious about why my government wages war in perpetuity despite the majority of the population being against it, that subject lead me to the Federal Reserve, and then that subject lead me to bitcoin. So I basically thought myself to wealth by asking real questions instead of just going along with stuff like an NPC, and so I deserve to be rewarded for it and they deserve to stay poor.

j/k I have no idea what I'll say just yet... Probably the truth but in a much more diplomatic way. If I don't care about the person I'll just say it's difficult to explain but I'm retired now.

>> No.24503518

>>24499690
CEO of BASED

>> No.24503577

>>24502593
Kruger Industrial Smoothing