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>wake up
>find a new low bump thread
>scream abhorrent and disgusting slurs at the poor, unsuspecting anon, for no reason whatsoever
How does the rest of biz start their day?

>> No.24438910

Creampieing my gf srs

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>>24438910

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>>24438894
>wake up
>shit, shower, shave, brush teeth
>dress in my finest clothes
>sit down at my computer
>fart
>get up
>shout "I hate niggerssssss!!!!" out of my home office window
>neighbors clap in excitement because we're in the USA and are 95% white (5% asian) neighborhood
>close window sit down
>fart again
>check stonk and crypto prices, make adjustments
>work from home for a few hours, love my work, ton of fun and get paid
That's about it. Salary will 2x for the same job in 1 year-ish so that'll be great.

>> No.24438984

>alarm goes off
>hit snooze
>call someone a nigger
>go back to slep
>do this 5 times until snooze disables and I have to get up

>> No.24438993

>>24438894
Getting creampied by my boyfriend (femanon here btw srs)