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Just made slightly over £800k by cashing out today but 2 days ago I found out I have cancer
Life is funny anons

>> No.24417169

>>24417121
Eat healthy, and live life to the fullest.
for gods sake don't do chemo

>> No.24417172

Stay strong buddy. At least money wont be a problem for a little while , Rest child.

>> No.24417178

>>24417121
can i have some of your money, im not asking for all of it because i am humble

>> No.24417226

You’re going to beat your cancer, bro. Congrats on the cash.

>> No.24417236

>>24417169
Not planning to, my partner insists that I should, but fuck that poison.
I think I'll reach my anger stage soon

>> No.24417336

>>24417226
Thanks anon, I'll get myself a Harley soon and still invest, not giving up

>> No.24417481
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24417481

what type of cancer?

>> No.24417523

>>24417121
You are stronger than this shit, and You know it!

>> No.24417565

>>24417236
What were you symptoms?

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>>24417236
>My partner
Everyone who says this is a homo, you probably got ass cancer

>> No.24417599

>>24417569
loool GAYYYYYY

>> No.24417634

>>24417569

This

>> No.24417667

>>24417121
How did you found out your sick?

>> No.24417673

>>24417569
Ahahahahahahahaha what a faggot

>> No.24417675

>>24417481
Lung carcinoma, funny, never smoked, I workout 5 days a week, cook at home so it's pissing me off
>>24417569
In the UK we often refer to a spouse as partner, but sorry to disappoint you, I have a girlfriend

>> No.24417720

>>24417236
Please tell me you aren't gay. I was going to give you good advice but I cannot save a homo. With great power comes great responsibility.

>> No.24417724

>>24417523
Cancer is pretty strong bro, and his survival has very little to do with strength

>> No.24417751

i hope you'll win the fight!

>> No.24417756

>>24417565
>>24417667
Long cough that wouldn't go away, thought it's a cold until I checked it... Lung carcinoma has no symptoms in early stages

>> No.24417758

>>24417675
hmm okay look up wheatgrass juice therapy

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>>24417236
>my partner
well, i no longer give a shit

>> No.24417774

Why do people larp about cancer so much? It's not funny at all

>> No.24417788

>>24417121
don't eat ANYTHING with sugar in it til you're 100% cancer free

I can't stress this enough, sugar feeds cancer cells like nothing else

>> No.24417794

>>24417720
No homo, I have a beautiful east European gf

>> No.24417822

>>24417756
That one could be cured easily desu

>> No.24417860

>>24417756
Hope you'll get well. Do some research on an optimal diet and high vitamin c intakes.

>> No.24417884

Do carnivore diet and parasite cleanses and enemas

>> No.24417889

>>24417121
Sorry for that. What have you done to improve?
I've heard that 24 hours of fasting can help, not sure

>> No.24417905

>he hasn't already come to terms with his own mortality
Ooh boy, you're in for a rough one, especially now that you have money to throw at the problem. To all you lurker anons, you better accept the fact that you're going to die, and sooner than you'd like, and just get over it now before you make it so that you can focus on enjoying what little time you have left.

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>>24417675
>it just happens, anon. Maybe genetic. Not your fault. I’m gonna schedule you for chemo and radiation. Also gonna have to test you for covid
>sorry anon, you’re covid positive. Gonna have to admit you into the hospital and isolation.

>> No.24417917

>>24417121
try hard dry fasting like snake diet man instructs. Tell us if it works out. For science.

>> No.24417954

>>24417675
>In the UK we often refer to a spouse as partner, but sorry to disappoint you, I have a girlfriend
Sorry for being such a cunt, hope the best for you man.

>> No.24417980

>>24417675
Anon, make sure to impregnate your girlfriend, your money needs a place to go. Otherwise, I wish the fucking best for you, you will beat this kike of a disease

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>>24417907
>anon, I know chemo and radiation can be painful. I’m gonna write your nurse to give you some pain medicine every hour if you need it.
>there. Isn’t that better?....(fade out)
>anon! Anon! (Hard chest rubbing) omg, it’s covid induced respiratory distress! Call anesthesia right now for emergent intubation!!!

>> No.24418098

Fuck there's alot of faggots here than think partner means same sex......strange

>> No.24418099

>>24417121
Good luck

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>>24417236
>but fuck that poison.
Well then you're gonna die

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>>24418036
>weeping
>I’m sorry, mr and mrs anon. It was covid
>more weeping
>I’m sorry. It’s terrible. We’ve lost so many to this terrible disease....

>> No.24418162

>>24417121
Sorry to hear that, how old are you?