Ah, another day WFH, doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.24405148]

[Anonymous No.24405362]

The company detected the software I used to make my mouse wiggle automatically
But I've since found a script that does the same thing in a vbs file, no software required.
A toast! Cheers!

[Anonymous No.24405411]

>>24405148
Instead of doing absolutely nothing today, I’ll be chewing my arm off anxiously awaiting the response from an interview I had last week.

[Anonymous No.24405479]

>>24405362
Based. Always stay one step ahead of boomer employers and stack those free shekels.

[Anonymous No.24405563]

>>24405479
I've been stealing a living since March
Hardly been trained at all, so I've only been able to do the most menial tasks, so 20 minutes a day plus attending meetings only saying anything if I'm directly addressed
Living the dream desu

[Anonymous No.24405585]

>>24405148
I did 15 min work this morning kings, thing I'll take the rest of the day to relax

[Anonymous No.24405602]

Okay how do I know if my company is monitoring my activity? I connect through Cisco vpn and have a work laptop. But sometimes I leave it idle and browse my own desktop. Am I being too paranoid?

[Anonymous No.24405619]

The company I work for didn’t have a WFH strategy or a good mobile software in place to even WFH.

I’ve been getting paid £2.4K a month doing nothing since March. Due to return back to the office in January

[Anonymous No.24405666]

>>24405411
FAK BRO SAME. Had interview last week friday, but I'll have to wait the entire week for a response

[Anonymous No.24405710]

>>24405619
>only net £28.8k a year when your salary is £40k
SEND HER VICTORIOUS HAPPY AND GLORIOUS

[Anonymous No.24405795]

>>24405710
Lucky cunt - in line for a senior position come April which will bump me up to around that level.

Yes, I’m jelly

[Anonymous No.24405816]

>>24405666
Damn, good luck satan.

[Anonymous No.24405935]

>>24405795
With that id you are going to make it

[Anonymous No.24405980]

>>24405602
>>24405602
Yeah your'e being paranoid. They have no way of really tracking shit nor do they care. As long as there's no client escalations or too much work pending you're golden.

[Anonymous No.24406185]

>>24405980
This

[Anonymous No.24406468]

Favourite threads since it all started.
Cheers, frens

[Anonymous No.24406514]

>>24405411
>>24405666

WTF same here.

[Anonymous No.24406715]

>>24406514
Sending all of us my energy

[Anonymous No.24406774]

>>24405980
>>24406185
Thanks, I will continue to do absolutely nothing then.

[Anonymous No.24407184]

>manager starts typing
>manager stops typing

[Anonymous No.24407277]

>>24407184
>manager got distracted by technical mumbo jumbo during the daily stand-up and did not notice that I didn't do anything since 2weeks

[Anonymous No.24407497]

>>24407277
Fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.24407649]

We recently had someone transfer to another part of the company and my manager basically begged us at our last group meeting not to leave. Why would I ever even try? She makes herself seem so pathetic. I hardly do anything, but I also know she'd never fire me for doing bare minimum. I'll give you 30 minutes a day.

[Anonymous No.24408013]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkMkVFwAoo

:^)

[Anonymous No.24408049]

>>24405148
Reminds me of a friend of mine.
>Gets hired to IT team at medium sized company
>3 weeks later entire IT team quits from 'over work'
>He spends the next 3 months flat out fixing the environment and automates 95% of his job (without telling anyone). Earns a fat pay raise for this
>Spends the next 5 years doing about 10 minutes of work a day and the rest chatting with the lads or watching movies

[Anonymous No.24408089]

>video off
>mic on mute
>phoneposting in this thread

[Anonymous No.24408117]

>>24405148
Right here with you, but I've always worked from home King.

[Anonymous No.24408139]

>>24405795
Get in line wagie.
Sorry, we are closing this branch and you are being made redundant.

[Anonymous No.24408148]

> Tfw you have an offshore team who does the work for you.

I got put onto a new project on lockdown in a higher role, rather than being a code monkey, I now ‘manage offshore resources’. It’s so fucking comfy, I write emails, take a few calls and spend the rest of the day browsing /biz/ and gambling on Binance futures

[Anonymous No.24408167]

Cheers to all, especially fellow Amerimutts. I hope your 4-day weekend was a nice break from WFH doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.24408202]

>>24405148
>picked up one call from a client
>ended call after 5 minutes
>do nothing for 4 hours but play Warzone
>get paid

yup, feels good

[Anonymous No.24408214]

>training is about to end for my new job
>kind of nervous that i didnt learn enough because I browsed too much biz during it

Work from home bros

[Anonymous No.24408296]

I'm wfh for like a week now, I was contacted by track and trace (britbong here) and told to stay home. Informed my employer and they basically said no, you should come in.

Anyway after a little discussion was told I could wfh and they'd find me things to do and help out. That lasted a couple days at best and the last few days I've just been sat at my desk literally doing NOTHING, and no one has even contacted me, am I gonna get fired when I return bros?

[Anonymous No.24408323]

>>24408167
It was fantastic, thank you.

Pity work is going to be a bit hectic over the next two weeks, but then we get into full holiday time and people taking time off, should be nice and chill. Great time to finish up a couple of moonshot projects we've been planning for a good long while now. Even when we're all WFH the most productive time is when most people are on PTO.

[Anonymous No.24408364]

>>24408167
It was nice to not have to keep active on the computer next to my laptop by touching the mouse every so often. The ability to focus entirely on my hobbies is nice.

[Anonymous No.24409076]

>>24405148
>check my bosses outlook calendar to make sure I schedule my annual leave on different days to the ones he has booked off
>not so I can cover in case anything important comes in, its because a day off for him, by default, is a day off for me also
>essentially getting twice the time off work
>even when he's in I just set the work phone to ping if I get emails from certain people so it looks like i'm at my laptop
>change defaults on skype, teams etc to not show my status as away but busy
>set up teams con calls that I can dial into by myself for a few hours so my status shows as 'busy - in a call'
>schedule emails to go out periodically throughout the day
>spend the day practicing guitar/singing, at the gym, fucking tinder sluts, going on bike rides and runs
>i probably don't even need to do any of this tbqh and should just not even bother logging in

[Anonymous No.24409338]

>>24405362
I just open a word document and put my coffee cup on the keyboard

[Anonymous No.24409419]

>>24409076
That's what I call a seasoned cooperate drone. Keep on smashing it, brother.

[Anonymous No.24409460]

>>24405362
How did they detect it and not fire you on the spot.

[Anonymous No.24409940]

>>24409338
We use google, so I set a gmail tab to auto refresh.

[Anonymous No.24410027]

>>24409940
chrome is blocked here (federal agency)