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I'm almost 30 and I've never had a girlfriend

>> No.24399514

>>24399476
Gotta get your stack up before you can get your dick up.

>> No.24399570

>>24399476
Girlfriends are like bags of sand

>> No.24399630

Ehh after a while of seeing how absolutely fucking stupid she is you grow contempt for her and start cheating on her in hopes that she catches you red handed.

>> No.24399672

>>24399476
That's normal in clown world, don't worry.

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>>24399476
Stop watching pornography

>> No.24400003

>>24399476
Sounds like you have a better chance of making it.

>> No.24400025

>>24399630
uhh bro?

>> No.24400158

No big deal, had one, fucked for four years, fed up with female bullshit to the point that it wasn't worth it. Much better ways to spend your time & money.

>> No.24400188

>>24399476
I am 30 and I've never had a girlfriend. 31 in a month. I also have less than 2 grand in crypto. Will probably be necking myself sometime this year. Frankly, I'm surprised it took me this long.

>> No.24400205

>>24400188
It's not over fren, have you even played as all the civs yet? (excluding the niggers and muhammads of course)

>> No.24400240

>>24400188
learn to trade futures

>> No.24400279

I’m 25 and have herpes there is no winning

>> No.24400314

Spent most of my childhood/young adult life lisening to chads and stacies telling me that im a loser that I never had gf. Fast forward a few years and they are shells of themselves, having kids, having a borring ass normie life. I realized that these people are cucks are have an urge to constantly impress others, even if its ruining their own lives. Dont let other people tell you how to live, they are full of self-doubt and regret.

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>>24400188
>>24399476

Based.

I will never have another girlfriend.

>> No.24400344

I fucking hate you.

You and your dumb pepe reaction image, posting the same fucking shit over and over again. Upping the ante with more epic 'scenarios' and 'hot takes' every single fucking day, polluting the board with your retardation. You are not funny. You are not amusing. You actively contribute to the decline of the quality of this board. You should be fucking killed, you retarded maladjusted NEET waste of space. You absolute bottom feeding nigger.

Fuck you and your next of kin.

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>>24399476
Once you make it you can inseminate an 18 year old, either that or die trying. Never give up

>> No.24400388

>>24399476
You’re gonna die alone kek. Send me you’re keys and I’ll put them to good use.

>> No.24400779

>>24399476
dont worry. sexbots are around the corner

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24400834

>>24400779
Yes, buy AGI to capitalize on this

>> No.24400836

>>24400779
Crypto rich autists are required to fund sexbot R&D with their fortunes.

>> No.24400844

>>24399476
I had one for about 358 days. It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. Lots of complaining and stressing out over inconsequential things on her part

>> No.24400851

>>24399476
lmao what the fuck man?
why didn't you just go on omegle.com and type malaysia as a tag, or some other 3rd world asian country
youll get a gf in like 5 minutes
then you can fly over and marry her when the flights are going again
how did you not figure this out lmao

>> No.24400928

>>24400851
Kek. I saw my first pair of purposefully shown tits to me on that site in middle school. It was a some German chick. I sometimes wonder where she is now

>> No.24400989

>>24399476
u ugly anon? its ok...

>> No.24401118

>>24399630
based. pretty much my last relationship. got sick of occasional starfish sex/no bj's. spent a few nights with a chinese uni student, went back home and immediately dumped gf over the phone.

>> No.24401203

I'm 31 and I've only ever had an online gf in another country. I secretly want to kill her after 6 months of us knowing each other. I'll probably break it off after I visit and fuck her next year.

>> No.24401268

>>24399476
I had a girlfriend for 4 years. She left me and told me I was retarded for holding XRP.

Someday I hope to find another one of equal or greater attractiveness.