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24370818 No.24370818 [Reply] [Original]

I hope you bullcucks paid up or else you get 25 to life. You wouldn’t wanna get Tyrone as your cell mate.

>> No.24370837
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24370837

I paid the unrealized capital gains tax, also paid the whiteness tax and the testicle tax.

>> No.24370839

I'll just kill myself if I ever owe taxes I can't afford.

I'm considering liquidating my entire portfolio and throwing it on Powerball tickets.

>> No.24370875
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>wouldn't want to get Tyrone as my cellmate

speak for yourself, faggot

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>>24370818

Do it faggot. I have nothing left to live for the only thing keeping me from roping myself is a burning hatred for kikes.

>> No.24371049
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you didn't really think you could get away with not paying your goy tax on every aspect and faucet of your existence, did you?

>> No.24371088

>>24371049

drumf did and he's retarded, so there is probably a way that I can too

>> No.24371120

>>24371088
trump not paying tax is a meme for brainlets and normiecucks

>> No.24371188

>Pay taxes or die
I am going to cry

>> No.24371192

>>24371120

No it isn't. Resenting him for not paying taxes might be tho.

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>>24370818
I didn't make over $12k until last month, only had to pay $1700

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>>24371120
>trump not paying tax is a meme for brainlets and normiecucks

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>>24370818
Un-realized taxes. Unrealized

>> No.24372016

>>24370839
>I'll just kill myself
It had better be suicide by cop. Don't go like a bitch.

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>>24371013
Dis

>> No.24372070

>be american
>get taxed for theoretical dollars I haven't even made yet

>> No.24372390

>>24372070

why would that be a problem anyway? the dollar has no value

>> No.24372433

>>24370818
There's no such thing as "unrealized capital gains tax" you moron

>> No.24372514

>>24372433
there is this asshole that thinks so.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/04/03/what-the-wyden-proposed-tax-on-unrealized-capital-gains-may-mean-for-you.html

>> No.24372522

>>24372433
There is when you renounce your citizenship, but only if you're rich enough.

>> No.24372525

>>24370818
im in usa illegally, cant tax whats not in tax books

>> No.24372608

>>24372514
That's just some idiot proposing a law that will never get passed.

Long term capital gains tax is only 15% when cashing out up to ~$400k, 0% if under $40k. Taxes are a non-issue. Most I'll ever pay is 20% ($400k+) and I'm fine with that.

>> No.24372633

>>24372525
Ever heard of a ITIN# Jose?