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>26 years old
>Made $21.3M off crypto
>Cant get an erection, no woman will look at me because I'm only 5'10, can only bench 240, and only pay $80 per haircut.

I feel like committing suicide, what do you think I should do?

>> No.24360027

>>24359964
sorry about your luck bro. my fee is two (2) bitcoins

>> No.24360062

>5 years old
>$100 million net worth because trust fund
>can't have sex because you have to be 18 even though my dick is 8 inches long.
I feel like committing suicide, what do you think I should do?

>> No.24360076
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24360076

>>24359964
>$21.3M off crypto
>no woman will look at me

>> No.24360229

>>24359964
and this is only at the start of the next gbr
this place is going to get so fucked in about a year

>> No.24360297

>>24359964
this sounds like a LARP
how is it possible that you can't get an erection? Do you have vascular problem? Do you have morning wood? Gone to a urolist? Tried viagra?

>> No.24360325

>>24359964
This post contains 2 lines of truth and one line of lies.

>> No.24360326

>>24360229
Yep, gonna jump to my other board and never look back

>> No.24360359

>>24359964
Is the peepee thing hormonal or brain related?

ssris gave me orgasm problems but stayed hard.

>> No.24360406

>>24359964
>He can't see the wood for the trees

Prove you're worth (or made) $21.3M

>> No.24360430

>>24359964
Take zinc and vitamin D you troglodyte. Also eat healthy

>> No.24360461

>>24359964
>$80 per haircut
I don't care how rich you are, if you're not cutting your own hair for free you're ngmi. If you're so uncoordinated or palsied that you can't use clippers, then get a fucking flowbee.

>> No.24360491

>>24359964
broke 6'4 Chad with rock hard penis here, donate your crypto to me so that I may transcend

>> No.24360561

If this is legit OP invite everyone ITT to a discord server and we start the next billion dollar company. It would be like /pol/s ethnostate except it's a billion dollar corporation that strangles an entire market for the next 1000 years.

>> No.24360604

>>24360561
I've thought about that before. Let's say we put together $200M, what would you want to do?

>> No.24360637

>>24359964
I think you should give me the money before you do that.

>> No.24360682

Nigga you free

>> No.24360834

>>24360604
>I've thought about that before. Let's say we put together $200M, what would you want to do?

I'm an 18 year old studying for a degree in economics next year. Networking with someone like you, if you are what you say you are could be a great mutual relationship for both of us. Up for an email exchange? I recommend protonmail.

>> No.24361951

>>24359964
Just start lifting, it's probably low T. If that doesn't work you can just start taking cialis

>> No.24362047

once you buy INJ anon, the girls will be flocking to you given that you'll be chad- worthy!

INJ is decentralising derivatives and is the first layer 2 solution with zero gas fees!

>> No.24362283

>>24359964
do you have foreskin

>> No.24362478

>>24360297
The only place you can actually spend crypto is on trannies and pizza so he basically is a total degenerate.

>> No.24363356
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24363356

>26 millions years old
>Made $21.3M off climbers
>Cant get an erection, no woman will look at me because I'm only 8611m, can only bench 240, and im pakistani.

>> No.24363421

>>24359964
What’s with all these demoralization threads?

>> No.24363556

>>24360461
most brute thing I have ever read. if you have 21.3M you should spend at least $1000 on your looks every month. and probably $2000 on high quality food. food quality determines long term sex appeal

>> No.24363796

>>24363356
lmfao big fucking 8611m kek

>> No.24363854

>>24360297
I’m in my 30s with weak erections from early stage heart failure it ain’t fun bros, starting on meds next week

>> No.24363883

you have all prerequirements to get everything you want dude and you have it a lot easier
just educate yourself about the stuff you want and you will get it
how did you even reach 21 mil with that attitude

>> No.24363958

>>24363556
What does one get done in order for the haircut to cost that much?? I feel like I'd just be going to some fancy barber just to get the same fucking cut.

>> No.24365050

>>24360834
Faggot

>> No.24365524

>>24360834
Are you studying at Bangalore Institute of Technology?

>> No.24365754

>>24359964
Transformation Mastery by Julien Blanc. Best advice you could get right now.
No one listens to my advice and would rather stay depressed because that's all they know.

>> No.24365795

>>24363883
did your visualization of the world as a meritocracy finally get shattered?

>> No.24365805

>>24359964
See a psychologist about the erection thing. Healthy mind, healthy body.

>> No.24365807

>>24359964
Millionairenon threads on /biz/ are the same as femanon thread on /fit/. Post proof or dilate, tranny.

>> No.24366337

You should give me 1M i

>> No.24366498

>>24359964
Try sucking dick then. You’re most likely a faggot.

>> No.24366509

>>24359964
KEK

>> No.24366526

>>24360834
You are a total fucking faggot. What are you gonna do, suck him off in exchange for tips to make it?

>> No.24366538
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24366538

>>24359964
send my 1 mio and Ill be your personal coach and were gonna:
- get you to 6 feet
- get you fully erect
- get you more expensive haircuts
i.e.
- get you sluts

>> No.24366546

>>24359964
maybe stop watching porn

>> No.24366725

>>24360604
selling confidence building courses and travel info to Asian countries to fuck Asian pussy.

>> No.24366780

>>24359964
>>35 years old
>>Made $8k last year
>>Can get an erection at will, every woman looks at me because I'm a 6’4” chad, only lift household objects because I can’t afford weights or gym, and only pay $10 per haircut.
You don’t have it so bad dude

>> No.24366871

>>24360461
Cutting your own hair is bad luck

>> No.24366895

>>24363854
>early stage heart failure
what is this

>> No.24367059

>>24360834
kys

>> No.24367064

>>24360834
Its a h9neypot idiot

>> No.24367183

>>24359964
You larping shizo. Get a life.

>> No.24367228
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24367228

>>24359964
Most game is mental. This is why you will never make it with women no matter how rich you are. They can smell your mental weakness a mike away. I got more pussy when I was broke than I get now. Get. Good.

>> No.24367278

>>24360229
Why is it going to get fucked?

>> No.24367286

>>24359964
>2 posts by this ID

>> No.24367322
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>>24359964

>> No.24367330

>>24366895
Poor circulation for a variety of reasons. Could be chronic kidney disease, atherosclerosis, diabetes, congenital heart abnormality, or damaged heart walls

>> No.24367364

>>24359964
Assuming your not overweight (170-180lbs), a 240 bench isn't that bad. Elite level at this range is considered to be around 325 - 350lbs.

>> No.24367593

>>24359964
I'm 25 and made 21.4M, you're a failure

>> No.24367670

>>24359964
Demoral threads lmao.

>> No.24367704

>>24367593
I’m 18 and I’ve made 100 million. Get on my level faggot

>> No.24367727

>>24367704
Meant 8

>> No.24367737

>marry
>divorce 2 years later and the women takes half of your savings

>> No.24367777

>>24363854
Do you exercise regularly?

>> No.24367805

>>24367777
I work out my quads, do (you)>>24363854

>> No.24367822

>>24359964
Give me your money, and I'll pity fuck you. I'm male but you will be aroused some way.

>> No.24368217

>>24359964
youre probably gay. embrace it, your rich

>> No.24368928

>>24360604
I literally have the plan already just need capital. Building an online company/ movement that teaches people to homestead and then create a good production networks that overtakes all their businesses.

>> No.24369102

You should move to a lower class area and eventually you'll find a hot young girl to live comfy with. If their family of origin is poor you don't have to put her on a pedestal.

>> No.24369159

>>24359964
>no woman will look at me because I'm only 5'10
lel

this is absolutely a larp, but i'm 5'6" and bench only 200 and i've had sex with 20+ women. maybe you're just ugly anon

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24369163

>>24359964
if you have 21.3 million dollars and are 5 foot 10 and have a hard time getting women and are suicidal then I know that you're lying about the cash.

>> No.24369333

>>24359964
Cocaine

>> No.24369355

stop making these threads, they arent funny

>> No.24369367

>>24360325
this.! kek

>> No.24369412

>>24359964
OK Mitch

>> No.24369453

Don't commit suicide. Please. If you want to feel better, kick down some crypto. Help some bros out.