Let's write a letter to Sergey

[Anonymous No.24266632]

With the huge news about Sergey appearing on the worlds's finest financial network (Yahoo Finance), let's write a letter, one word at a time, congratulating our superior leader. I'll start:


Dear Sergey,

[Anonymous No.24266658]

>>24266632
WHY

[Anonymous No.24266680]

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I

[Anonymous No.24266690]

belly

[Anonymous No.24266695]

I

[Anonymous No.24266696]

>>24266632
toilet

[Anonymous No.24266720]

77

[Anonymous No.24266773]

McDonalds

[Anonymous No.24266804]

Dump

[Anonymous No.24266852]

nigger

[Anonymous No.24267172]

Sergey is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the local McDonalds. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him at the Ocean Protocol meetup. He laughs. I get my big mac. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away.
I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Sergey Nazarov? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. he smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh.
"What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the oracle problem?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't a philosophy major?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" he inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

[Anonymous No.24267216]

>>24266696
kek

[Anonymous No.24267316]

>>24267172
Kek

[Anonymous No.24267334]

>>24267172
>Not like here Sergey.
>Here everything is soft and smooth.

[Anonymous No.24267401]

>>24267334
nice punch line

[Anonymous No.24267473]

>>24266632
megakike

[Anonymous No.24267525]

>>24267172
Please finish the story, I’m hard

[Anonymous No.24267531]

Link ?

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>>24267531
>>24261904

[Anonymous No.24267671]

Send him this schwabmarines

[Anonymous No.24267760]

>>24267671
tldr get some better fud please.

[Anonymous No.24268676]

>>24267671
Luddite nolinker cucks wrote this