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>made 55k profit on crypto
>spend all day refreshing biz and crypto charts
>no friends
>tfw

>> No.2425150

you can send me some of it and I'll be your friend

t. only 10k

>> No.2425170
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2425170

>tfw no gf

>> No.2425388

>>2425115
I'll be your friend for 0.1 btc :^)

1GCS91v9wN4JYLxXkwLJuPGiqVo4T8K7Ro

>> No.2425482

>>2425115

0.01 btc ? :)
15xsq5fUzJeziShKUBJaKaXsTxfktBENKn

>> No.2425633

Well done now close your laptop and fuck off to the pub, get a couple of rounds in you'll have mates in no time.

>> No.2426675

>>2425633
>*clears throat*
>do you know what is bitcoin?
>*0.5s pause*
>Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency and a digital payment system. invented by an unknown programmer, or a group of programmers, under the name Satoshi Nakamoto. It was released as open-source software in 2009.........

>> No.2426727

>>2426675
>im not buying this pint at an ath

>> No.2426735

>>2425115

>spend all day refreshing biz and crypto charts
me too man but i only have 0.2 BTC :/
do you want to be friends

>> No.2426751

Literally same as me.

Don't even shower anymore, just wake up, switch PC on, log on to /biz/ and bring up meme charts and sit here all day until its time to sleep.

>> No.2426788

>>2425633
>get a couple of rounds
Ethanol is one of the most disgusting drugs on the planet. All it does is numb your central nervous system and get metabolized into sugar.

>> No.2426856

>>2425115

Seriously, send me BTC and You can all have my mobile number. I'm trying to save for advertising an app I'm developing.

1Cg3h8eFtZfoPPS1g5H9FYGkotE5WJJFxT

>> No.2426880

>>2425115
Well you could always not have friends and also no money

>> No.2426926
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2426926

>>2426788

>> No.2426985

>>2426675
>>2426727
>>2426788
>>2426926
Shit yeah I didn't think You're fucked OP!

>> No.2427000

>>2425115
Try socializing

>> No.2427094
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2427094

>>2427000
Grill detected
>what's so hard about making friends? When people come up to you and act friendly and invite you to places just say yes. It's that easy.

>> No.2427112

>not having markets on in the background while you study and learn skills that help you make more money
not gonna make it

>> No.2427126

>>2426788
word

>> No.2427354

>>2426788
Agreed. There are much safer and cleaner gabaergic drugs.

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2427379

>>2427094
>When people come up to you and act friendly and invite you to places just say yes. It's that easy.
It's that easy indeed.

>> No.2427420

>>2426788
Just smoke window cleaner then.

>> No.2427458

>>2425115
http://revolutionarylifestyledesign.com/change-reality-changing-questions/

>> No.2427475

>>2427379
what is (((their))) motive? :^)

>> No.2427523

>>2425115
>gamble and hold crypto
>gamble up to 50k turned into a few hundred k in less than 2 years
>tell some friends and suggest they invest
>2 of my only 4 friends stab me in the back
>alone cooking steak at 1030am on my b day with no one to talk to

>> No.2427559

>>2427523
>2 of my only 4 friends stab me in the back

What did they say? "I don't like people with money"?

>> No.2427686

>>2427379
hi, how are you? That's a nice hat! Do you want to get in this van with us?

>> No.2427768

Don't worry about that shit, at least you're not some broke ass nigga livin in his mama basement. Good things are coming men

>> No.2427841

>I stay up at night inaccurately calculating potential gains on my cell phone calculator asking myself, "If I invested this much and it was at this price how much will I get?" then divide that by the price of a Lamborghini without considering taxes, transfer fees and other minute details.

>> No.2427868

I want to be a full time coin trader instead of a wage cuck.
Made babbys first 10k. About to make another 10k.

I work a fucking desk job. I'm so close to getting out bros. Need 100k so I can live off 50k, play around with the other 50k.

I'm going to make it brehs.

>> No.2427922

>>2427841
This is too accurate

>> No.2427943

>>2427868
This bull market won't last forever, just to warn you. Don't quit your day job to do this.

>> No.2427966

>>2427943
I'd rather buy/sell bulk transactions for a few hundred bucks profit than work my day job.

>> No.2428067

>>2427868
Don't do that friend. This Bible will eventually pop

>> No.2428093

I literally do just that from my wage cuck position and my desk. This is a good debt eraser for me. Not shooting for lambos

>> No.2428168

>>2426926
might not be afraid of the dark but i can guarantee that hes still scared of niggers since they used to beat him up at school when he lived in SA

>> No.2428292

>>2427523
Happy birthday faggot.

>> No.2428646

>>2425115
Keep doing it fag
I can be your friend fag, Crypto Beaner here, I can show you around this paradise full of ambitious bitches that loves white cock,

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>>2425115
>be me
>become millionaire with crypto in under a year
>also nihilistic
>don't want gf
>don't want to travel the world
>no friends
>too lazy and worthless to leave the house
>only thing I do is spend money to take out my parents for fancy food
>they want me to get a job but not interested in anything
>tfw

>> No.2429291

>>2429022
Just transfer me the millions and I'll send your parents food money.

>> No.2429718
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>>2425115
Nice, i have made about 90k across eth, btc and ltc

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2429891

>>2427420
How does one smoke window cleaner?
I'm genuinely wondering

>> No.2429906

>>2425115
>only 55k
what's even the point?

billions of people out there to be friends with and/or exploit. nice thread loser.

>> No.2430306

>>2425115

>$100k investing in actual USD
>Make decent investment choices.
>Decide to trade bitcoins for fun
>Half a bitcoin at $750 a month and a half ago.
>Just ride the meme waves with /biz/raelis
>Up to $20k in crypto now
>Completely ignore my tangible stocks
>Will probably become a crypto millionaire before I get a million in actual USD.

>> No.2430318

>>2425115
>made 55k profit on crypto

So you actually cashed out? Prove it.

>> No.2431414
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2431414

>>2425115

>tfw no friends
>tfw no gf
>tfw no parents
>tfw super chilled, calm and content
>I feel like I could just lie down and drift into the abyss

>> No.2431447

>>2426926
This is retarded. I hope this is a fake quote.

>> No.2431478

>>2427379
>implying anything like that has ever happened

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2431513

>tfw too poor to invest but still lurk this board like an autistic faggot
>tfw your job pays 300$ a month
>tfw in college too
just kill me already
Enjoy your gainz OP, buy something nice for yourself, clothes, consoles, whatever would please your heart.

>> No.2431525

>tfw college dropout
>tfw saving money so I can study STEM again
>tfw 29
>tfw no money no gf
I feel like I hit rock bottom, but I just don't care.

>> No.2431555

>>2431525
> but I just don't care
Because it doesn't matter.

>> No.2431571

>made 420k
>have friends and a gf
>still spend all day refreshing biz and charts

Wouldn't have it any other way really.

>> No.2432080

>>2431414
thx anon that comment made me feel good

>> No.2432599

>>2431447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suD1aBwwZfU

>> No.2433137

>got kid
>got GF
>got full time job
>spend whole 9hrs of full time job workload permitting refreshing blockfolio and browsing /biz/
>tfw used to waste my life on /r9k/
>come home browse /biz/
>spending time with Gf and kid browse /biz/
First thing i do in the morning is refresh blockfolio
>made 7.5k from 1100 one month ago
>wouldnt have it any other way

Got the /biz/ bug

>> No.2433265

>>2433137
/biz/ bug is best bug

>> No.2433321

>>2429718
What wallet/exchange is that? Ive always wondered what high rollers use

>> No.2433390

>got a gf
>told her im going to be a millionaire
>crypto crashes
>lost lots of money
>now shes asking me when can we spend the money

fuckkkkk lads shes getting impatient what do???

>> No.2433467

>>2433390
how long hav eyou been with her?

what age is she?

has she increased in attractiveness since you met her?

ive been with my gf for 7 years

>picked her up at the equivalent of 1 satoshi

>rode that bitch to 3000

>didnt dump

>now im left with heavy bags that i cant get rid of

Always sell hgh

>> No.2433546

>>2430306
lol and when it crashes you'll try and rationalize that you still have your grandpa stocks

>> No.2433614

>>2433467
been with her 2 week
shes 23 (im 26)
she has remained same attractiveness

i told the bitch about my gainz during the great cripto pump. and i pumped her that night and every night since

then the great cripto dump happened and she could sense my sadness , and started enquiring about my gainz

i said bby shut the fuck up im working on it , so i think shes just waiting to see if theres another pump

>> No.2433646

>>2425115
turn it to 55 Mil buy wage slaves. Make them act like your friends.

>> No.2433706

What are some good exchanges for meme coins? Bittrex?

Total noob only have coinbase

>> No.2433757

>>2433706
yobit for meme coins

good luck

>> No.2433853

>>2425115
Put your money into eth or bth.
Put that into paper wallet.
Smash computer, and dont check charts for 3 yrs.
Go outside and make some damn friends. Fuck play a sport, go to a strip club I dont care.
Transfer me some BTC cause I give god tier advice. 1NamoQsDDuHZ3xr89Z7itpSneK5baFYaUo

>> No.2434329

>>2433614
I would dump that bitch using you if she starts to complain about you not having gains

>> No.2434432

>>2429022
Send ETH this way brah
Make my shitty limited time on this earth less shitty

0xd7CDEC068b2ea7AE96eC3005a1ac4c7241e4c568

>> No.2434470

>>2429022
can you send me some ETH for teh lulz, I promise I'll pay it back to /biz/ 10x in the near future

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>> No.2434654

>>2433706
Good way to buy coins with a debit card?

Coinbase is being shit.

>> No.2434771

>>2433614
>2 weeks

>> No.2435453

>>2434654
I use virwox because it doesn't require anything, not even name. Other exchanges want outrageous levels of identification to buy buttcoins.

>> No.2435572

>>2427523
I'll be 35 in two weeks. No one has ever celebrated my birthday since I was 18.

Crypto is the only thing going for me. I want my house paid off, a nice car and daily driver truck, and 1 or 2 dogs-- preferably German shepherds, one white and one black.

These are pretty much my goals and the only thing I got going for me.

>> No.2436366

>>2433467
what about never selling?

>> No.2436563

>>2425115
>be 30
>have blonde qt gf
>work at home making 160K/year
>shitpost on /biz/ all day and turned meager 500 dollar initial investment into 10K
Feels pretty fuckin good lads

>> No.2436593

>>2425115
how long to make that much?

are there books or something i can read to get into this?

>> No.2436742

>>2436563
>work at home making 160K/year

How?

>> No.2437040

>>2436563
I don't make as much as you, i'm even older, and my young qt gf is a redhead, but otherwise same.

i got her while i was still super broke so i'm not too worried about her being a gold digger or whatever

>> No.2437051

>>2425115
test

>> No.2437066

>>2425115
spend it on a really nice car

>> No.2437280

>>2427841
I hear ya, man. My cellphone calculator gets more action in a day than I have in five years.

>> No.2437292

>>2433321
Looks like coinbase

>> No.2437359

>>2427094
I'm a man

>> No.2437410

>>2436563
You're literally me, except im 25, make 140k.yr, have a redhead gf, and made 400k off 30k in shitcoins.

Debating on dumping her and spreading my seed wide, but shes been with me even back when i was unemployed making no money. Hard to give up a sure thing

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>all these rich anons with gf's and here i am invisible to women with only $30k in crypto

>> No.2437473

>>2437410
>Debating on dumping her and spreading my seed wide
>shes been with me even back when i was unemployed making no money.

You're a fucking tard.
But if you decide to make some kids on the side - wife your gf (with prenup), and never let her know. If you're an asshole inside so be it, but dont make her suffer

>> No.2437515

>>2427943
>>2428067
Yeah about three to four years from now.