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24175823 No.24175823 [Reply] [Original]

on the condition that you permanently change your name to Jeet Kumar Ranjeesh, and you can never reveal why you changed your name to anyone.

>> No.24175849

>>24175823
its just name so pretty easy bet

>> No.24175923

>>24175823
Hello, my name is Jeet Kumar Ranjeesh.
You can call me by my nickname, "[insert old name here]"

>> No.24175992

>>24175923
If you adopt the nickname "Poo" you will get another million deposited to your account sir

>> No.24176040

>implying my name is not already Sucheet Dikshit

>> No.24176064

Based and pee pee poo poo pilled

>> No.24176142

>>24175992
Call me "Poo" Ranjeesh and bring me my million dollar curry!

>> No.24176154

Sure. I'm not an autistic little embarrassed faggot, so why not?

>> No.24176173
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24176173

hello sir…

>> No.24177384

>>24176154
you wouldn't dare faggot, you would have to present yourself as Jeet Kumar Ranjeesh in every occasion, your friends and family would naturally wonder why you changed your name and you couldn't even tell them honestly

>> No.24177405

Those are similar to my initials anyways. I accept the deal.

>> No.24177425

>>24176173
What program is this?!

>> No.24177474

>>24177384
So I can't tell them the really reason, can I make up a different reason?

>> No.24177477

>>24175992
kek

>> No.24177781

>>24177477
checked

>> No.24177881

>>24175823
Are u getting paid for this, i think i have seen a lot more aziz ansari posts across other boards too lol. I saw the same post here yesterday.

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24177930

Do you know any good defi?

Recently found DMX token on Probit, team created a referral program there. This platform has a good staking model with dynamic liquidity. And they scored 1mln during private sale : dymmax.com

>> No.24177968

>>24175823
>1 million and a free identity change
sign me up

>> No.24177989

>>24175823
Nope, not having kids with a pajeet street shitter last name

>> No.24178023

>>24175823
Uh yes please. I just use retarded usernames online anyway. I can't remember the last time I had to tell someone what my legal name was.

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24179198

>but you lose $10,000 every time you use indoor plumbing.

>> No.24179319

>>24175823
yes