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Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:39:34 2020 No.24160846 [Reply] [Original]

Now that I'm a juror, I sentence you all to death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:40:29 2020 No.24160866 File: 55 KB, 1600x900, wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24160846 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:41:45 2020 No.24160894 File: 64 KB, 657x527, 1584827955404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24160846 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:42:38 2020 No.24160913 >>24160846 By which method?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:46:01 2020 No.24160984 File: 245 KB, 1063x1063, 1605474850942.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24160846 I just became a doctor like 6 months ago; so I diagnose you with AIDs

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:48:22 2020 No.24161035 >>24160846 Appealing now for 0.5 ETH

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 21:49:07 2020 No.24161052 >>24160846 Sirs my family I have no pnk to contest this sirs my family my son he is only 6 merely a boy not a man sirs

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:40:31 2020 No.24162280 >>24160913 Snu snu

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:41:31 2020 No.24162303 It's my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:41:33 2020 No.24162305 >>24161052 I will accept ego payments as a bribe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:42:34 2020 No.24162326 >>24162303 This has been debunked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:43:55 2020 No.24162360 >>24160846 something just popped in my neck

Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:44:11 2020 No.24162366

>a disheveled young man in a poorly fitting suit holding a can of monster stands up in the jury box
>how the fuck did he get a can of monster in here
>that's not allowed
>he coughs and stands up straight
Now that I'm a juror, I sentence you all to death.
>everyone just stares at him
>one lawyer looks up at the judge as if to ask "he can't really do that, can he?"
>the judge pinches the bridge of his nose, as if a migraine is coming on
>"Why did we let Mr. Anon onto the jury again?"

I'm dying OP, thanks for the laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:44:52 2020 No.24162381 File: 98 KB, 504x470, 1602111418617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24160846

Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:45:34 2020 No.24162391

>>24162303
Fuck you, you made that bonjovi song starts in my head. Fuck you all, you going to sing with me now.

It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:45:35 2020 No.24162393 >>24162366 You are free to go, anon. I also sentence you to a lifetime of 24/7 access to blowjobs and all of your bags will moon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:46:42 2020 No.24162415 >>24162360 That was the gay leaving your body, anon. I have sentenced you to death, not to hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:46:45 2020 No.24162418 >>24160846 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:47:42 2020 No.24162440 >>24162393 Thank you Mr. Juror. I wish you the best in all your future decisions and engagements. I'm gonna buy some PNK tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:47:43 2020 No.24162441 >>24162391 This has been debunked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:47:56 2020 No.24162449 File: 1.02 MB, 574x840, 1606091992767.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24162366 >>pink id >>66 dubs >>he's gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:48:50 2020 No.24162466 >>24162440 Since you have committed to the purchase of PNK, you are free to go, anon. However, since you did not commit to send some to me, you will get a hangnail every 3rd month on the 2 tuesday of that month until your death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:49:51 2020 No.24162489 >>24162466 As for an explanation for the harsh sentencing, you did not laugh.

Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:49:51 2020 No.24162490

Well, you are not wrong, everyone that is alive one day will die, you don't have to sentence that. Everyone that you know will die some day, they are all sentenced to death already. All of us are, even you have to face your mortality. And what will you think in your dying day? Should you be here wasting your time saying this sort of thing to other humans?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:51:29 2020 No.24162520 File: 115 KB, 673x354, anon becomes a juror.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24162393 Also I screencapped your post because it's still giving me the giggles. I might print it out and tape it on my wall someday.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:58:18 2020 No.24162631 File: 35 KB, 512x512, 1605436988888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24160846 Yes, sweet release fren.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:01:29 2020 No.24162695 >>24162490 Yeah. But I sentence you to death by mud drowning for being a giant Socratic faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:02:32 2020 No.24162714 File: 122 KB, 346x339, 1605906231065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24162520 Thanks, fren. It was a tough first day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:04:07 2020 No.24162741 >>24162714 You did pretty good. You should be proud of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:06:15 2020 No.24162774 >>24162695 Thanks anon, I really Socrates. Watch your trades, I think we dump tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:07:57 2020 No.24162798 >>24160846 I’m gonna need to see a Judge Dredd PNK edit asap get the outsourcing squad on it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:15:44 2020 No.24162942 >>24160846 oof, tough break, just when things were looking up oh well.. it’s a fair cop

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:16:00 2020 No.24162947 >>24160846 dam I had a good run.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:16:16 2020 No.24162952 File: 8 KB, 220x184, 41321423.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24160846 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:18:21 2020 No.24162993 >>24162774 I will take it on advisement. I will now delay your sentencing by ~60 years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:19:23 2020 No.24163012 >>24162798 I'll do it for 500 PNK >>24162942 I'm not a cop >>24162952 You are free to go. Thank you for laughing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:19:46 2020 No.24163023 File: 227 KB, 403x654, 1603751750780.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24160846 congrats on this

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:21:36 2020 No.24163053 >>24163023 Thank you, brother. The validation is appreciated. You are free to go. However, since you did not laugh, you will have a tiny cock and all of your children will be hung af.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:22:24 2020 No.24163063 File: 154 KB, 500x484, 1601103354811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24162441 refuckingbunked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:40:17 2020 No.24163444 File: 316 KB, 858x725, 6cf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24163063 STOP IT ANON MY DECISIONS ARE FINAL UNLESS I MAKE THEM UNFINAL

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:41:19 2020 No.24163469 >>24163063 YOU ARE KILL

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:50:04 2020 No.24163664 >>24162366 >>the judge pinches the bridge of his nose, as if a migraine is coming on >>"Why did we let Mr. Anon onto the jury again?" Loled irl

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:52:19 2020 No.24163701 >>24163664 Well then you are free to go, and all of your bags will moon. Your children will make you proud, and your wife will do any sexual acts you ask of her, and then make you any food you desire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:55:59 2020 No.24163764 File: 74 KB, 1200x676, abd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24163701 Thank you so much sir for doing the needful

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 00:04:16 2020 No.24163907 >>24163764 You are welcome, my child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 00:40:53 2020 No.24164585 File: 80 KB, 1387x702, 5646541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24163012 I'll cherish you forever

Anonymous Mon Nov 23 01:01:33 2020 No.24164917
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>>24164585
I will cherish you too, anon. You know, before I was a juror, I was just an anon. And I have been an anon since Jessi Slaughter. I wonder how many times we have crossed paths before this moment. I wonder if you were the anon that bought slushies with me the other day. We'll never know.

Godspeed, good anon.

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