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>go to store
>bring coca cola bottle to register
>"Hi sir, that will be 0.00000023471923 BTC please

Do people really expect this to work?

>> No.24095533

>>24095474
Retard, assuming after tax the bottle of coke is $2.19, the BTC owed would be 0.000118122977
Fuck off

>> No.24095538

>>24095474
>go to lambo dealership
>bring lambo to register
>"YESH SHIR THAT WILL BE 1 LINK PRAISH3E VISHNU"

>> No.24095551

>>24095474
Hey! Well done you made your first post! :)

>> No.24095560

>>24095533
>this

And also. OP you're an idiot.

>> No.24095567

>>24095474
Xrp can fix that

>> No.24095571
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24095571

>>24095474
>price listed in fiat
>use crypto card that liquidates the needed amount of crypto of choice for the transaction and transfers the fiat

>> No.24095575

>>24095474
1 sat will be 1 penny. So it’ll be “hi that’ll be 209 sats for your coke”

>> No.24095739

>>24095474
>Oh actually BTC just dumped 20% so it’s actually 0.0000046272727 Bitcoins now.

>> No.24095764

>>24095474
Why do you think LINK is pegged to the price of a cup of coffee?

>> No.24095789

>>24095474
just get a really strong knife and precise cutting instruments bro

>> No.24095834

>>24095474
I imagine buying a Lambo with some crypto, and the very next day, the dealership gets bogged when the coin dumps 50%.

>> No.24095885

>>24095474
>bring coca cola bottle to register
>that will be 27 ripple tokens sir

>> No.24096013

>>24095474
no one expects that to work, bitcoin will be used for international settlements between nations, bitcoin price will blow everyone's minds in 5 or 10 years, huge transactions in the billions is what bitcoin will do. not trillions of a penny transactions.
CBDC's will probably be backed by bitcoin if a nation whats to ensure people trust their digital fiat.
Bitcoin the de facto world reserve currency.

>> No.24096033

>>24096013
if a nation *wants to ensure people trust their digital fiat

>> No.24096114

>>24095739
Wait shit sorry it just went up again, great discount for you sir! that’ll be... oh shit wait it dropped again
>1 hour later
>ok I think the price has stabilized that’ll be ... fuck if went down again
>another hour passes
>eternity passes
>price never stabilizes
>OP never receives his coca cola and dies of dehydration
the more likely scenario

>> No.24096162

>>24095885
>haha good joke sir, Ripple died years ago, now quick joking around and pay the BTC please

>> No.24096230

>>24096013
>Bitcoin the de facto world reserve currency.
Yeah the USA totally definitely will not invade other countries for not using US backed dollars as international currency.

>> No.24096418

Look how depressed that elephant is after being abused and prisoned to learn tricks and denied his primal instincts for many, many years. Why are humans so evil, bros?

>> No.24096566

>>24095474
>go to store
>walk out with coca cola
>scanned on way in/out
>debited me in the coin I own with the least tx fees
>*bing* 1 doge has been removed from you, have a nice day

>> No.24096613

>>24096013
Quantum computer go drrrrrrrrr

>> No.24096618
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>>24096418

>> No.24096653

>>24095474
>there are still new people that think BTC needs to be an everyday exchange medium in order to work
bullish af

>> No.24096659

>>24096230
sorry to break it to you, but the implosion of the USA from within has been planed for decades and is now in full swing, american people are demoralized and defeated with all the divisive propaganda they have been bombarded with.
The fed won and americans let them win, i really love the ones that tried to fight this evil but most of the population are fucking retarded.
USA will give way to another superpower with no wars and no it's not china or russia, something else will be spawned into existence and USA will be central part in that.
Look at the ballooning balance sheet of the Fed, it's fucking insane, when this debt bubble pops so will the world population, no need to nuclear war. The economies right now are alive just because of debt, value borrowed into the present from the future, our children and children's children future being sold. it's fucking shameful if you ask me.
The death of this monetary system will be vastly worse for human life than a nuclear war.

>> No.24096685

The correct thing to do would be to buy the store for 0.000000001 BTC.

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>> No.24096723

Pick up coke
Walk out of store
Scanner registers come bottle leaving the store
Smart contract deducts .00000000000001btc from my wallet

>> No.24096755

>>24096566
I think you are right
Most people won’t be able to afford Bitcoin so they will buy their food and pay their rent in Doge

>> No.24096769

>buying the carbonated jew
Ishygddt

>> No.24096791

>>24095474
amazon robot will offer me some hand sanitizer 1 $coke will be deducted from uniswapping my link dust

>> No.24096880

>>24095571
>credit card linked to AAVE holdings
>borrows stablecoins
>swaps for fiat
>completes transaction
>HF determines credit limit

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>>24095474
>bring coke to register
>cashier spends tablet around
>you see a bunch of stupid symbols with stupid numbers next to them
>the number next to the $ symbol has a bunch of stupid zeros before the period.
>the ₿ symbol has one zero before the period and a bunch of really stupid zeros after it.

>> No.24096948

>>24095474
nocoiners failed math confirmed

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24097081

>>24096755
>I-I swear I’m good for the 1500 Doge for the rent Mr. Shekelstein just give me another month!

>> No.24097139

>>24096755
>>24097081
post your faces when you realize doge is built upon more fundamentally sound economic principals than our current central bank issued fiat currencies

>> No.24097166

>land my private zeppelin in a foreign airport
>roaming LN opens the shortest route available to the local network automatically
>not just "instant" payments but sub 10ms lag, can place real time auction bids or bets on an ongoing horse race or whatever
>accidentally order 10.000 cokes in 5 seconds, no refunds, code is law