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Hey /biz/ got a question for you:
What would you do if you were me? My prospects:
>25 white male
>U.S.
>10k in savings
>Currently paying 200 in rent living with extended family
>No college education
>Neet getting SSI 789$ a month
>Get 200$ a month in food stamps

What do?

>> No.23939248

You take at least 1k of those savings and buy eRSDL. Not now, wait for another dump. 10k isn't much honestly, so i wouldn't recommend putting all of it in crypto. If that's all your savings then you're gonna need it one day.

>> No.23939273

Don’t listen to this literal street shitting pajeet from Mumbai OP >>23939248
he’s trying to get you to buy into a blatant pnd

>> No.23939280

get a job

>> No.23939303
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23939303

Sounds like you already got life figured out, OP

>> No.23939361

>>23938498
You're a piece of shit drag on society. And I'm a black man making six figures every year. It's so cool how we're breaking stereotypes, OP!

>> No.23939414

>>23938498
get independent as soon as possible from shitcoin trading but approach it from a generating wealth mentality rather than a get rich quick mentality. Buy some gems and hold them till late next year.

>> No.23939466

>>23939361
big if true!

>> No.23939603

>>23939273
Check the tokenomics you retarded faggot. eRSDL is the furthest thing from a jeet pnd right now.

>> No.23939620

>>23938498
>>Get 200$ a month in food stamps
guys...i thought whites were supposed to contribute to society...

>> No.23939631

>>23939361
Holyfuck it’s opposites day, well done anon

>> No.23939703
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>>23938498
Assuming your SSI and rent situations are relatively permanent, put everything you have and everything you can save each month into bitcoin. And don't fucking tell anyone. It's not going to make your rich overnight, but it's also unlikely to disappear like some shitty pajeet-coin. By the time your family kicks you out, or SSI has been turned to shit by inflation, you will be all set.

>> No.23939755

>>23938498
you're not supposed to get SSI and save the money in the bank you faggot

>> No.23939800
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>>23939755
Haha look at this wagie crying cause you are richer than him, off of his taxes!

>> No.23940200

>>23939800
more like
neet: roll out of bed @ 2pm everyday, fap, smoke weed, browse biz, watch anime. coomer wojak.
waigie: wage, mingle with friends, bar, movie with gf, have sex, watch the football game, back to wage. normal wojak.

>> No.23940224

>>23939361
earn that salary, Tyrone!

>> No.23940242

>>23939248
wait for another dump!... did i buy in too early,?!

>> No.23940245

>>23939361
>making six figures every year

doing what, pray tell?

>> No.23940255

>>23939361
Back to Jungle of Africa, nigger monkey gorilla man

>> No.23940283
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>>23940200
LOL wagie cope. Sure after waking up at 6, getting to work by 8, getting off work at 5(more like 7 since Mr Shekelburg needs those reports for tomorrow) wagie is going to
>mingle with friends
>go to the bar
>watch a movie with his gf
>have sex
>watch the game
all before he needs to be in bed by 11 for the next day of waging. Face it wagie, your entire life is based around your work, and you don't get to do anything without Mr Shekelburgs permission.
>Mr Shekelburg, can i go to the bathroom?
>Mr Shekelburg can I go to the doctor?
>Mr Shekelburg, can I go to my kids school play?

>> No.23940326

>>23940245
Pharmacist

>> No.23940391

>>23938498
You made it. Youre free

>> No.23940407

>>23940283
based

>> No.23940420

>>23940326
AKA DRUG DEALER

>> No.23940439

>>23940200
You forgot

Wagie: rabbi goldberg takes his clothes to pay home loan, Tyrone burns house down anyways, your boss Mr. Rosenberg want you to train Paco to take your job, and your wife sues you for everything you own including your kids

>> No.23940630

>>23939361
>one exception changes decades of consistent statistics

>> No.23940687

>>23940420
Pretty much
>>23940630
>COPE

>> No.23940695

>>23938498
Put it all in pnk and pray

>> No.23940748

>>23939361
Kek

>> No.23940757

>>23938498
Get a job under that pays under the table

>> No.23940765

Work for amazon or publix.
Get your cdl