Uh oh

[Anonymous No.23895548]

Wtf is wrong with Sergey? How many Big Mac's does this fat fuck need? He is driving the price down I just don't understand what is behind all of this dumping.

[Anonymous No.23895783]

>>23895548
exit scamming

[Anonymous No.23895820]

>>23895548
It’s called pump and dump kid. *soaks a duffle full of money in liquor and sets it ablaze*
Who’s got the pasta

[Anonymous No.23895851]

jesus fucking christ imagine dumping 4,000,000 link like it’s nothing. fuck that shit.... you guys are literally getting dumped on.

[Anonymous No.23895864]

Come on guys seriously if we're going to $1000 before EOY w-why is he dumping all over us? doesn't he wanna get richer?

[Anonymous No.23895871]

>>23895548
kek i sold at $20. You should have too. See you at $5 kiddo

[Anonymous No.23895877]

>Mad about best crypto company having$

[Anonymous No.23895899]

>>23895864
He’s already a decamillionaire and has infinite Link to sell, unlike the other retards

[Anonymous No.23895923]

>>23895548
OH FUCK OH FUCK SERGEY BETRAY

A BIG MAC JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE, DRIVEN BY A TWO MAN TEAM

CHECK EM FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.23895970]

>>23895548
This much dumping and link still at 10-12$ Jesus this is gunna fucking blow when under a year if he keeps it up

[Anonymous No.23895996]

>>23895820
People new to /biz/:

Before you buy your first Stinky Linky, let me tell you a story.
I was in San Francisco one day to see one of my buddies. We were tired of looking at cunny on his laptop so we decided to go to a local strip club.
There we saw, lo and behold, fucking Sergey in the middle of the club, with strippers on him, turning his signature shirt from white and blue to brown and blue. He was just lobbing huge stacks of cash at the strippers; the bills stuck together with rubber bands, practically pelting the dancers with bricks of cash straight from the bank.
Of course, I had to go up and congratulate him on the success of LINK (this was before the massive dump). He took a hefty swig from his bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "You think I really care, Stinky Linky?"
My hands started sweating, and my knees felt weak for some reason. As I wiped sweat off my brow, I stuttered, "W-What?"
He glared at me, but strayed from my eyes. I realized he was drunk.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid. In fact--"
A 400+ pound stripper tapped him on the shoulder. From under his plaid shirt, he slowly pulled out the largest bag of cocaine I had ever seen. It looked like one of those gallon bags, and it was filled to the brim. The stripper took it and pranced off into a unlit room toward the back of the club.
Sergey then pulled out a lighter. Then he turned to me--the scent of alcohol hitting my nostrils hard.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo, and dropped the flame into the pile. The entire stack burst into flames.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the money burn and my naivety with it, before he lost interest and left with his entourage of strippers to the coke room.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK...

[Anonymous No.23896023]

>>23895548
DESIGNATED

[Anonymous No.23896906]

>>23895851
No refunds

[Anonymous No.23896994]

Checkem

[Anonymous No.23897020]

What should I do with all ten of my chainlink after Sergey takes a hot dump on me?

[Anonymous No.23897041]

>>23895548
Bros I feel sick.

[Anonymous No.23897056]

>>23895851
This.
And the price barely dumped.
We're going to the fucking moon, boys.

[Anonymous No.23897066]

>>23895548
He's just trying to top Bezos and dump more than 3 billion worth.

[Anonymous No.23897069]

1 link = 1 cup of coffe
It is in the white paper.

[Anonymous No.23897470]

>>23897069
Yeah? Well FUCK the white paper.
>we're financially ruined btw

[Anonymous No.23897496]

"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile

[Anonymous No.23897513]

Derisking

[Anonymous No.23897528]

Seeth at my BoXxY ID new fags
*tink tink tink*

Attention KIKES and CHINKS

I will NEVER, ever sell my Linkies. LINK at $5.00? Didnt sell.
LINK at $0.01? Didnt sell.
LINK at 10? 50?... 100? 200? 500?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $2000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Costco. Praise Sergey
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS, CHINKS AND SPICS

[Anonymous No.23897550]

Also I really doubt they really sold $100 million worth of link in the past 4 months

[Anonymous No.23897625]

>>23895548
>OP: gay
>Sergey: betrayed
/biz/ness as usual I see

[Anonymous No.23897692]

>>23897550
This is my source you can read and judge for yourself. But their wallet transfers are public info.
>https://bravenewcoin.com/insights/chainlink-price-analysis-on-chain-metrics-support-the-current-bullish-trend

[Anonymous No.23897750]

>>23895548
this is quite worrisome, I feel obligated to warn you dear link holders of the inevitable crash. Why not invest in other oracle solutions? Not trying to shill anything, but band is pretty cool and with a supply of 22M tokens only!

[Anonymous No.23897805]

>>23897550
Yes they did look at the supply dumbass