/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.23855998]

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with white paper bands like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

[Anonymous No.23856016]

[Anonymous No.23856157]

>>23855998
OP isn't lying I was there too

[Anonymous No.23856301]

just dump link and buy Freedom Reserve™ the NWO concept has peaked. people power is back

[Anonymous No.23856315]

Leave behind satanic cube worship and follow the banner of the green man of renewal

[Anonymous No.23856657]

>>23855998
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Before you buy your first Stinky Linky, let me tell you a story.
I was in San Francisco one day to see one of my buddies. We were tired of looking at cunny on his laptop so we decided to go to a local strip club.
There we saw, lo and behold, fucking Sergey in the middle of the club, with strippers on him, turning his signature shirt from white and blue to brown and blue. He was just lobbing huge stacks of cash at the strippers; the bills stuck together with rubber bands, practically pelting the dancing them with bricks of cash straight from a bank.
Of course, I had to go up and congratulate him on the success of LINK (this was before the massive dump). He took a hefty swig from his bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "You think I really care, Stinky Linky?"
My hands started sweating, and my knees felt weak for some reason. As I wiped sweat off my brow, I stuttered, "W-What?"
He glared at me, but strayed from my eyes. I realized he was drunk.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid. In fact--"
A 400+ pound stripper tapped him on the shoulder. From under his plaid shirt, he slowly pulled out the largest bag of cocaine I had ever seen. It looked like one of those gallon bags, and it was filled to the brim. The stripper took it and pranced off into a unlit room toward the back of the club.
Sergey then pulled out a lighter. Then he turned to me--the scent of alcohol hitting my nostrils hard.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo, and dropped the flame into the pile. The entire stack burst into flames.
I stared at him, speechles.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the money burn and my naivety with it, before he lost interest and left with his entourage of strippers to the coke room.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK...

[Anonymous No.23856688]

>>23855998
This pasta sucks. Here:
(...)
Before you buy your first Stinky Linky, let me tell you a story.
I was in San Francisco one day to see one of my buddies. We were tired of looking at cunny on his laptop so we decided to go to a local strip club.
There we saw, lo and behold, fucking Sergey in the middle of the club, with strippers on him, turning his signature shirt from white and blue to brown and blue. He was just lobbing huge stacks of cash at the strippers; the bills stuck together with rubber bands, practically pelting the dancers with bricks of cash straight from the bank.
Of course, I had to go up and congratulate him on the success of LINK (this was before the massive dump). He took a hefty swig from his bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "You think I really care, Stinky Linky?"
My hands started sweating, and my knees felt weak for some reason. As I wiped sweat off my brow, I stuttered, "W-What?"
He glared at me, but strayed from my eyes. I realized he was drunk.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid. In fact--"
A 400+ pound stripper tapped him on the shoulder. From under his plaid shirt, he slowly pulled out the largest bag of cocaine I had ever seen. It looked like one of those gallon bags, and it was filled to the brim. The stripper took it and pranced off into a unlit room toward the back of the club.
Sergey then pulled out a lighter. Then he turned to me--the scent of alcohol hitting my nostrils hard.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo, and dropped the flame into the pile. The entire stack burst into flames.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the money burn and my naivety with it, before he lost interest and left with his entourage of strippers to the coke room.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK...

[Anonymous No.23856806]

>>23855998
fud is a bullish sign

[Anonymous No.23856815]

Thanks op was about to buy link but will get bitcoin instead now