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Just got hired at a new job. I lied about:
>GPA
>How long I was at my previous companies
>my job duties
>everything

who else here /fraud/

>> No.23840552

Left my old job because they wouldn't let me move up without a degree. Lied about having a degree to get a better job at a different company. Said company just got purchased by the company I used to work for that didn't let me move up without the degree. 1:1 transition to new role with even more pay.

Fuck credentialism.

>> No.23840573

>>23840506
Based. I am tempted to do the same. Was it easy?

>> No.23840643

>>23840573
you just have to be good at bullshitting

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>>23840506 kek
Based
ベスド
بيسد

>> No.23840681

>>23840506
Biden

>> No.23840712

>>23840506
I'm trying to, but just the bare minimum like finishing hs level education so I'm even considered...
Going slow tho.. I can barely find the energy to apply
Have lost jobs being truthful before even though I could easily do them..

>> No.23840722

>>23840573
When I lied about having a degree it went like this:
>Put degree on resume from school I attended, but dropped out if
>Company uses third party verification of credentials and other admin tasks for hiring
>Third party calls me "Hi Mr Anon, we have some questions about processing your application. Do you have a degree from X University?"
No, I went to X University from this date to that date, but did not graduate.
>"OK, sounds good thank you."
>Get the job

I never heard about it again. Maybe they told my new company and they didn't care, or maybe they figured it was a typo on my resume. Who knows? Part of it will be luck, various CEOs eventually got fired after being discovered years after the fact.

>> No.23840775

This shit makes me feel retarded for actually getting an EE degree. I faked a drug test for a Fortune 200 but never lied about other credentials.

Nothing can happen to you when you lie except if they find out you won't get the job right? I know spoofing a federal drug test is a felony but lying to private or publicly traded employers will not get you criminal charges - you just might not get the job if they find out.

>> No.23840777

>>23840722
>various CEOs eventually got fired after being discovered years after the fact.
wew, what a retarded system we live in
Burn all the colleges

>> No.23840783

>>23840643
I am extremely good at bullshitting. I’ve feel like you just put the world in my hands. Thank you. Fuck this gay earth, i’m gonna make it.

>> No.23840817

>>23840777
Checked and witnessed
Kek wills it

>> No.23840852

>>23840777
Checked God's trips.

>> No.23840913

>>23840775
It's difficult for me to believe that companies don't do background checks (at least for positions that actually matter). Entry level jobs are a toss-up since most of your college education won't be relevant and they'll have to train you on the job anyways.

>> No.23840920

I’ve done this multiple times. I’ve also even made a fake website for the fake company I worked for.

>> No.23840982

>>23840506
with VALUE, u literally dont have to lie lol

>> No.23841164

>>23840920
Was it successful?

>> No.23841390

I'd def try this if i was younger and desperate, i knew some guy at a construction site i worked at and someone told me he admitted he lied about having experience, it was driving a small dump truck around so you'd have to atleast know how to operate a truck which isn't too hard to find out, but it all made sense once i found out because watching him work he'd do some weird things, but people would just berate him and eventually he learnt how to do the job, he made it like a year before getting fired and that was only because he ran a stop sign twice infront of a manager, so pretty dumb, if he hadn't of done that he was going alright, and your first few days are spent just doing inductions and site tours, which are fully paid so worst you get sent home with a few days pay and some actual job experience.

>> No.23841492

Based. Doing this next job for sure

Question: if they ask for any proof is it illegal to fake it?

>> No.23841853

good work anon

>> No.23841902

>>23841492
yes

>> No.23841987

>>23841902

wrong

>> No.23842142

>>23841987
It might be fraud dude... I mean if I photoshop a degree that sounds like fraud

>> No.23842243

>>23841987
Most Government jobs, even shit tier entry level ones, have perjury type qualifiers. They almost never prosecute unless sensitive info was accessed, even then they just usually blackball you

>> No.23842249

>>23841164
Yeah it was. I got a high paying job. I ended up hating the job though so I quit but I’m looking for another one using the same strategy.

>> No.23842318

>>23840920
Kek, I did this too. Hosted free on github pages. $8 domain name from namesilo. Then i made up a bunch of random people on the "about our team" page and put them as my references. I even published a shitty android app under that company which was basically just a calculator written in java, and claimed it as my personal initiative in the company and they gave me awards for it.