Just be yourself, brah

[Anonymous No.23831446]

[Anonymous No.23831522]

Abusing fast food wagies is chad

[Anonymous No.23831542]

[Anonymous No.23831623]

>>23831446
That shouldn’t happen if you have a deep booming voice. I understand their rejection of feminine men.

[Anonymous No.23831633]

>>23831446
>"Ladies, what gives you the ick?"
>Insert minor inconvinience here
>You should feel bad if you gave a women tha ick

Guys, what gives you "the ick"?

[Anonymous No.23831649]

>>23831633
When she treats her dog/cat like a fucking child.

[Anonymous No.23831666]

>>23831633
When she spends all her time staring at her phone.

[Anonymous No.23831668]

>>23831633
Whenever she opens her mouth besides to put my cock in. All women are whores

[Anonymous No.23831893]

>>23831633
When she is addicted to buying drinks and consooming

[Anonymous No.23831924]

>>23831633
When she has 1 or more tattoos

[Anonymous No.23831936]

>>23831633
Liking capeshit and Harry Potter.

[Anonymous No.23831937]

>>23831666
what if shes on /biz/

[Anonymous No.23831939]

>>23831633
when she spends time on twitter trying to farm likes by complaining about trivial shit

[Anonymous No.23831949]

>>23831446
Are niggers actually picky in burgerland?

[Anonymous No.23831952]

So years back I learned a valuable lesson from autism when I signed up to drive for grubhub and began working without a hot food bag or grubhub paraphernalia. I got rejected once and had to cancel an order. I autistically called the help line and they put me on hold while they called and the restaurant manager who had just made me her bitch and told her to fuck off, just for the sake of it, even though the moment had already passed. The grubhub person told me to protest if they gave me trouble again and it opened my mind.

Next time it happened was in a taco bell and I simply told them they had to give me their food or they were in violation of their agreement with grubhub. I just said it and let the awkward silence happen and he grumbled and gave me the stupid fucking burritos. I'm not a chad but just waltzing into a place of business and telling the person in charge to fuck himself was so incredibly easy and effective it really solidified a change in my perspective. Just have something up your sleeve in case of the absurd scenario that someone defends their honor or something

[Anonymous No.23831957]

>>23831633
>I cant get along with girls
majority of her friends are guys

[Anonymous No.23831970]

>>23831957
Three words, triple digit body count

[Anonymous No.23831971]

>>23831633
When you have to tell her to wipe front to back.
When she doesn’t want her pussy eaten because she hasn’t shaved in weeks.
When she says some guy asked for her number.
When she brings absolutely nothing to the table but is upset for some reason.

[Anonymous No.23831982]

>>23831633
When her weight is greater than 130.
When her age is greater than 29.
When she likes Harry Potter.

[Anonymous No.23831990]

>>23831952
its really insane how far arrogance and quick thinking can get you.

[Anonymous No.23832019]

>>23831633
when she exists

[Anonymous No.23832046]

>>23831446
when she bitches again and again about her work, her boss and then stays there year after year. if she ever makes a comment about a celebrity/guy being attractive, when she hits you with why don’t you want anything serious when you know deep down she has nothing to offer. When she goes out and drinks, when she ignores a text or call but then explodes at you if you ever don’t reply promptly, when she wears way too much makeup, when/if any of her friends are ever rude to you, when she’s on her phone and you get the vibe she’s doing something shady, when she has Instagram. When she watches mainstream news and spews the shit out, when she’s really dumb with money and takes on stupid debt/credit cards, when she sleeps with her back to you, when she doesn’t instigate sex .. am I the only one bros?

[Anonymous No.23832074]

>>23832046
jesus bro just leave her......

[Anonymous No.23832087]

>>23831633
When they dont shut the fuck up. God they can talk

[Anonymous No.23832094]

>>23831937
>she

[Anonymous No.23832098]

>>23831936
>>23831982
You incels are literally Death Eaters

[Anonymous No.23832116]

>>23832098
kek based but also fuck you

[Anonymous No.23832139]

>>23831633
When she falls into the

>edgy
>Y@S QU33N
>Fuck M3n!11!
>Where's My SuGaR DaDdY
> LLLLL
>WhAt A fUcK bOy
stereotype

Absolute, mentally ill, cum brain sluts, need to be put on a leash aka fuck girls

There are girls who don't fall into this category, but it's like 1 in a 1000. They generally are socially awkward, borderline autistic and/or are average looking, but they have actual personalities and are somewhat smart.

[Anonymous No.23832141]

>>23832098
They are like toddlers wanting to put the same movie on repeat over and over and over.
My sanity can't take it anymore.
Same thing with the Office. They can't enjoy peace and quiet. The air must be filled with sitcoms every waking hour of the day.
It's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.23832170]

>>23832139
>socially awkward
srsly met 2 chicks like this on tinder. they were smart but at the end still fucked up on a never ending cock hunt.

[Anonymous No.23832192]

oops icky yucky woopsie kins youre not talky walkying like the chady waddy and NOW I WILL EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF EVERYONE KEK

[Anonymous No.23832207]

>>23832098
Fucking christ, read more than one book ffs.

[Anonymous No.23832227]

>>23832170
Dating app and social media have completely turned dating on it's head. Even chads get cheated on, it's pretty sad. Don't get too attached and at least do yourself a solid by being with a girl that has a funny/good personality. It almost never lasts, but it's better than wanting to smash a fuck girl's head into glass 24/7

[Anonymous No.23832245]

>>23831633
Non virgins, tattoos, being lefty

[Anonymous No.23832260]

>>23831970
Thats 4 words

[Anonymous No.23832272]

>>23832141
For real, I had this girl over for dinner a few months ago, I'm a pretty good cook so I made some elaborate dish we would enjoy together. She comes over and insists we sit at the coffee table and watch tv while we eat. Despite getting laid that night I don't think I talked to her again after that. Who the fuck watches TV, if my roommate didn't have one I would go months without even seeing a TV.

[Anonymous No.23832280]

>>23832227
I'm in a multi year long term relationship but her sex drive ended around year 2, everything was perfect until then. now and then I lay a couple of fuck girls on the side but I urge for a deeper connection with them. can rarely get a second lay despite a fucking good experience the first time.

[Anonymous No.23832284]

>>23832098
>Harry Potter
woman detected

[Anonymous No.23832289]

> 90% of girls are so superficial they don't care to build something special with someone they just want the best right now
> spent many years building a stable relationship with a girl
> other girls see this and instantly become jealous saying things like "that wont last"
> buy a huge house and have a child
> now women give me their undivided attention when they realize what I have
> mfw I just brush them aside because they would never have worked towards something together with me

[Anonymous No.23832302]

>>23832046
Take this anons advice RIGHT NOW >>23832074 fucking dump that bitch and never ever look back

[Anonymous No.23832305]

>>23832272
I would kill for a woman whose personality did not revolve around television or pop culture.
It would be nice to find one who could cook too but that's just not in the cards for our generation.

[Anonymous No.23832312]

its simple, avoid women acquire money

thats literally all you need to know

[Anonymous No.23832317]

>>23832280
>I lay a couple of fuck girls on the side but I urge for a deeper connection with them

Don't do this, you already know it ends in shit

>can rarely get a second lay despite a fucking good experience the first time.

guarantee they'll get bored of you, even if you aren't a boring person and they'll justify cheating on you because that's what fuck girls do, never worth it

[Anonymous No.23832331]

>>23832280
Wait are you me? I also have a friend who ended a 4 year for the same reason. What is the cause of this? Are they just cheating whores or is it birth control wrecking their bodies?

[Anonymous No.23832345]

>>23832312
I already do that now. Learn, earn, play. Nothing serious ever.

[Anonymous No.23832402]

im so depressed bros. I havent had sex, or even had a friend in over 3 and a half years. I devoted myself to working hard towards my goals. Not that it excuses myself from having social life because even if i wasnt working 65 hours a week i wouldnt have one.

Anyways, Im 26 and i have some major health issues that for the most part i keep to myself. It got to the point where I forced myself to quit my job and focus on my health for the next couple months. Anyways, I regularly see a lot of the same young females at my job. Before I left 3 of them gave me their phone numbers. I kept one. Long story short, this bitch only texts me back like once every 12 hours. I dont think shes interested. im not sure if she ever was. But why the fuck would she give me her phone number? I didnt even ask for it and its only put me in a bad mood

[Anonymous No.23832405]

>>23832046
Fellow anons, this is what is known as a 'shit test'. She is merely doing what nature intended of her which is 'test' the guy she's with in order to verify if he is a bitch or not basically. If you bow down to her inane comments and sly remarks by not saying anything to check her or do what she demands of you with no reciprocation, she has that 'ick' at her core that she thinks your a bitch and is going to keep trying these tests with whoever, it's just a matter if you can see through the bs and be assertive.

[Anonymous No.23832421]

>>23832317
>they'll get bored of you
yup, that's the fucked up part, even when we click they crave for more men. they get a short circuit in the brain wiring being on there.

>>23832331
it wasn't the birth control pill. first she switched to a different one and then months later stopped using it completely. now for many years still no drive. I think it has to do with moving-in but how tf are you suppose to "settle" when you want to if moving-in fucks up the sex.

[Anonymous No.23832431]

>>23832402
she didnt want to be penpals u fag she wanted u to ask her out on a date.

[Anonymous No.23832438]

>>23832431
i did.

[Anonymous No.23832444]

>>23831649
this is one of the most pathetic things about women with no quick prospect of marriage

[Anonymous No.23832452]

>>23832438
and?

[Anonymous No.23832468]

>>23831633
when she thinks being a sarcastic cunt is somehow endearing

[Anonymous No.23832479]

>>23832421
>it wasn't the birth control pill. first she switched to a different one and then months later stopped using it completely. now for many years still no drive. I think it has to do with moving-in but how tf are you suppose to "settle" when you want to if moving-in fucks up the sex.
Yeah but i haven't moved in with mine, im just trying to figure out why this seems to be a widespread problem

[Anonymous No.23832511]

if you come across the absolute 1 in a billion woman worth a man's time and true respect, sure go ahead and invest time in her
Otherwise, woman are an absolute waste of time and money
and the holes really aren't that insane crazy great
I fucked my brains out from hs to mid 20's and I'm over that shit now
the ones that give it up easy are disgusting and the ones that don't aren't worth the time and money these days (and usually gave it up freely in the past before you)

stay in shape for yourself as a man and focus on bettering yourself and making money. Then you can fuck whatever holes you want basically whenever you want until you get bored with it too

[Anonymous No.23832518]

>>23832438
post texts now

[Anonymous No.23832521]

>>23832305
>a woman that can cook
Crazy how something as basic as "can cook" is now a high standard. 9/10 women can't boil pasta. I don't know how they survive.

[Anonymous No.23832530]

>>23831633
when she thinks she's valuable because he has 3 holes

[Anonymous No.23832560]

>>23831952
your story sucks, i read it like five times and don't get it

[Anonymous No.23832565]

>>23832452
She gave me her number on a Saturday. I didnt want to ask her out too eagerly so i attempted to engage in small talk. But like I said, this bitch only responds once a day at best. So on thursday that following week I told her that i think its weird that she doesnt seem interested in replying to me and I told her I dont want to waste eachothers time but if she wants to go out this weekend let me know. She replied with some shitty excuse about how she doesnt reply fast because "thats just a bad habit of hers" or some shit like that. Then she told me she would want to go out but she works all weekend which is understandable.

Heres where the drama starts. After continuing to attempt to make conversation with her over the weekend I give up. Then later that week she send me text about how one of her other friends likes me and how she felt bad because she gave me her number before her friend did. I told her its not a big deal I want to date her and we should just go out this weekend. Again she was busy so i told her to let me know when she has time to go out. After that for the next two days conversation went pretty good, although ill be honest im not good at texting and i was kind of afraid of asking her questions because i didnt want to feel like i was interviewing you kinow? I kinda just asked her about her day and stuff like that.. i figured i'd just get to know her better on our first date, which i would assume would be sooner rather than later. Anyways i havent heard from her since the day before halloween.

I think she either just got bored of texting me, tried to make her "friend" jealous, or is legit busy. Shes a full time student, works at least 4 days a week and she was in the process of moving into a new apartment. But thats not an excuse to at least fucking text me back

Sorry for the wall of text anon. Thanks for asking though

[Anonymous No.23832568]

>>23831952
learn to write retard, i'm really upset i didn't get to enjoy the theatrical aspect of your story. i spent way too much time on it in comparative timesake to the others here, but really the most offensive part, is that it's a good story and i was on your side but your story is so poorly written, it gives me that fucking ick.

[Anonymous No.23832570]

>>23832479
>>23832421
Girl gets bored of you and you of her. Be honest, do you really find her just as attractive as when you first met? Do you still pursue her to try to get laid? Sometimes it can be as easy as complimenting her, squeezing her ass, lusting after her in visible ways.

Sometimes and with some women, it's harder and if she's really bored you have to start drama or somehow gain attraction of another woman. Then she feels the need to put some effort into the relationship again in order not to lose you

By the way I consider these different character traits in women. The ones who only feel the need to act properly when they're threatened with losing you are more selfish. I'm married for 10 years to the first type of girl and if I try strategic pushing her away or getting flirts from other girls she gets sad and discouraged. I try to make her feel genuinely pretty or just get a bottle of wine in her.

[Anonymous No.23832577]

>>23832479
can also be stress / something psychological. sadly women are not that easy to fix when it comes to sex drive / impotence.

[Anonymous No.23832589]

>>23832421
bro yes but mine it is like, three months in. on the verge of breakup, she took me to the carribean and fucked me quite a few times but now it's back to the same when we got back. really don't know what to do, very financially tied to this bitch

[Anonymous No.23832617]

>>23832518
I have a couple I saved because I'm so lonely I enjoy reading them. I guess I'd boosts my ego in some sad way, but very often after she stops replying g I would delete the threads waiting for her to reply. heres what I got

This pic is our very first conversation. It took her 2 or 3 days to reply to my last text.

[Anonymous No.23832636]

>>23832518

#2

[Anonymous No.23832638]

>>23831633
honestly whenever i have to interact with her non-sexually. fucking ICK

[Anonymous No.23832658]

>>23832570
>somehow gain attraction of another woman
I think that's a common thing, I always keep it low but she knows what's up, I was open about it from the start, never wanted a relationship and have my own identity. I told her if she wants to leave she can leave any time but she's not leaving.

>I'm married for 10 years
congrats, I can read from your posts that you are an experienced dude.

>>23832589
>very financially tied to this bitch
this is a problem bro.

[Anonymous No.23832670]

>>23832617
>>23832636
women are such pathetic creatures

[Anonymous No.23832685]

>>23832518
#3

I thought I had more but I guess I dont. Anyways this is me basically ending it but she replied letting me know how busy she was. She told me i was handsome and gave her butterflies then conversations went smooth after that then have died down again since.

[Anonymous No.23832686]

>>23832617
youi need more sexualization / flirting! less texting in general. texting is only a tool to set up a meet-up.

[Anonymous No.23832688]

>>23831990
That's not it it's exposing people

[Anonymous No.23832722]

>>23831952
what are you even trying to say

[Anonymous No.23832737]

>>23832686
a complemented her looks a few times, but its weird to me because that is literally our second conversation ever and its through text. i didnt know anything about this girl other than her name. It was her friend that I actually had conversations with when I showed up.

[Anonymous No.23832764]

>>23832046
used to work with some chick that had the hots for that bald guy that plays the space captain in the star trek films. the famous one forgot his name but you all know who im talking about. Basically she'd shit talk her own husband and would tell me and this other guy i hung out with at lunch about how she'd ditch her husband in a nanosecond for this guy that was basically 30 years older than she was shit was hilarious

no there's no moral to the story i just thought it was funny

[Anonymous No.23832789]

>>23832737
"either caffin or insomnia usually"
- I'd know what we can do to take care of your insomnia

"I would just be so energetic all night"
- I'd love you to be energetic on my all night
// off-topic:
you need more numbers. abundance is key. next time only "talk" in person. via text go straight to the point of arranging a date, nothing else. answer her questions if she needs comfort but still meet-up. this is the form forum for this.

[Anonymous No.23832797]

>>23832685
>noo
> =)
>haha
>sorry
>sorry
all of this is fucking up. you are supposed to be teasing her not talking like shes your big sister.

[Anonymous No.23832798]

>>23832737
"either caffin or insomnia usually"
- I'd know what we can do to take care of your insomnia

"I would just be so energetic all night"
- I'd love you to be energetic on me all night

// off-topic:
you need more numbers. abundance is key. next time only "talk" in person. via text go straight to the point of arranging a date, nothing else. answer her questions if she needs comfort but still meet-up. this is the wrong forum for this.

[Anonymous No.23832806]

>>23831649
>>23832444
I like animals tho

[Anonymous No.23832811]

>>23832797
i figured desu. I just try my hardest not to sound like a robot

[Anonymous No.23832841]

>>23832685
fucking kek at her just outright not responding anymore

[Anonymous No.23832861]

>>23832685
Oh no no no what the fuck are you doing HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.23832867]

>>23832811
>>23832798
this guy is right, but could be a bit more subtle.
crack a joke to not be a robot, not smileys

[Anonymous No.23832870]

>>23832861
>>23832841
LOL thanks for the cringe

[Anonymous No.23832886]

>>23831633
When she gives opinions, even if she's right.

[Anonymous No.23832902]

>>23832560
>>23832722
You are like nigger

[Anonymous No.23832907]

>>23832685
Woman are like dogs stop being so nice to them.

[Anonymous No.23832910]

>>23832617
last reply should have been:
>energetic? all night? go on *insert smug face*
or something to that effect. you seem a little low energy in these.

[Anonymous No.23832918]

>>23832658
>I always keep it low but she knows what's up
>have my own identity
Being a hedonist who speaks in ebonics isn't having your own identity, its being a retarded dog of the status quo. Get the fuck over yourself before you lose everything you have you dipshit.

[Anonymous No.23832927]

>>23832870
you just need to move on, there is no chance that she will respect you after that last message you sent. just treat this as a learning experience

[Anonymous No.23832967]

>>23832918
I was waiting for someone like you to comment on this in exactly that way. nice. you have no clue buddy.

[Anonymous No.23832973]

>>23832685
are you being serious? why are you such a faggot? i suggest acquiring a father figure

[Anonymous No.23832997]

>>23832927
after that message she starts telling me im handsome and she had a major crush on me. Anyways your right I'm done with this bitch. I probably just need to be more sexual in my conversations with women.

Also im done with the smiley faces.. They cringe me out too lmao

[Anonymous No.23832999]

>>23832967
>dude im getting laid dude
that's real nice for you dude. if you don't have a stable family with well-adjusted children you have nothing as far as I'm concerned, you'll realize this too sometime or the other.

[Anonymous No.23833038]

>>23832999
not even saying this, I told you, you have no clue. you are bitter person. the moment you realize this is the first step. the next step would be solving your problem.

[Anonymous No.23833040]

I.T.T
Incels giving other incels advice about women, while criticising women for not living up to their retarded 1920's mormon standard. All from the comfort of mums basement
Fucking kek, oxygen wasters the lot of you

[Anonymous No.23833106]

>>23832617
Stop apologizing nigger

[Anonymous No.23833111]

>>23833038
I'm disappointed. I thought you'd tell me something new. Instead I get the same old shit about "bitterness" and "next steps." You mistake resilience and refusal to capitulate to the norm as "bitterness." You're mentally weak and spiritually defenseless. You will lose everything if you don't correct your course anon. The little things you have will all be taken from you.

[Anonymous No.23833112]

>>23833040
Enjoy licking other dudes cum off your wife's lips

Faggot

[Anonymous No.23833138]

>>23832565
Fuck that bitch

[Anonymous No.23833141]

>>23833040
>the lot of you

confirmed incel with 4000 hours on steam

>>23832999
nice trips, but family life is overrated

>>23832617
this hurts to read, holy shit

[Anonymous No.23833153]

Giving a shit about what they complain about is the first shit test

[Anonymous No.23833158]

>>23832074
Not me anon, but things I’ve observed, in the past I’ve beaten women that’ve hunted to pull shit like this and they’re known not to push me

[Anonymous No.23833163]

>>23833040
You're the only incel in here

[Anonymous No.23833198]

>>23833141
>but family life is overrated
It is only in the current state of the West. In its most authentic form, family life is the only thing that makes this shit world worth being a part of.

[Anonymous No.23833202]

>>23832617
wow she tells you she is up and energetic at 3am and you dont go and fuck her right then. No wonder this fizzled out.

[Anonymous No.23833209]

>>23832312
I became autistic to make money.
Now that I do have the money, I am too old to get back into the game.
All my options are used whores with high double digit or triple digit body counts.
Yes, I tried church women they’re the most whoreish ones.

[Anonymous No.23833210]

>>23831446
what is the ick

[Anonymous No.23833275]

Problem with a lot of guys here, no masculine role models, no masculine men in their life that they spend time around . Weak father figure, join a boxing or mma gym, watch your life change if you can last and not quit cause it’s tough and you’ll be really shit in the beginning, even the smallest dweebs will kick your ass even if you’re a gym regular. Sloots fall into line around men

[Anonymous No.23833278]

>>23832116
>Holy newfag.

[Anonymous No.23833280]

>>23833209
>triple digit body count
is this real?

[Anonymous No.23833292]

>>23833280
Whores are cleaner
Kek

[Anonymous No.23833350]

>>23833209
That’s incredibly common anon, once women hit the wall, late 20s to 30s+ they seek more providers which were all groomed by society to become .. the provider of resources who while they still fuck, they dream of And often cheat with the chad who gives them nothing but dick. Best article I’ll give regarding women is to condition yourself to stop being nice to get pussy, these guys aren’t nice guys or anything they just play that angle to try and get laid. It comes across as insincere, people respect disagreeable individuals. Once you master the ability to disagree and speak out and not go along with shit you don’t like and to have fun on your own, it’s attractive . It’s like the kid in school who asks everyone to play ball, nobody wants to play so he doesn’t play, Vs the kid who’s growing to be an alpha who simply goes and play his own game and people ask to join. Be fun, learn to create fun. Sloots love that

[Anonymous No.23833434]

>>23833350
>Sloots love that
haven't been on misc for 6 years. how is it nowadays?

[Anonymous No.23833449]

>>23833350
I don’t want to play the chad games and neither do I want to fuck whores, all I want to do is settle down now and I don’t want to do with whores with triple digit body count because they will cheat, it’s guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.23833506]

>>23831971
>When she doesn’t want her pussy eaten because she hasn’t shaved in weeks.
>when he doesn't want to eat pussy because there is hair
pussy
>>23831952
I don't think it's really cool to be acting though when you have some shitty corp like grubhub shielding you, but then again it's fastfood so who cares

[Anonymous No.23833533]

I just yell "YO MY NIGGA"

[Anonymous No.23833552]

>>23831446
>ladies
>disgusting mexican african phillipines mixbreeds
God I need to murder these creatures badly with a virus specifically designed for them. Nothing worse than middle eastern and african genes. The disgusting "muuuhhhhh pride" of the middle easterns who are literal saturday morning cartoon villains with the grinning laughing sadistic stupidity of the africans.

[Anonymous No.23833588]

>>23832245
based

[Anonymous No.23833667]

>>23831633
When I talk to her and she doesn't look up from the phone

[Anonymous No.23833678]

>>23831633
When she buys $LUIGI

[Anonymous No.23833690]

>>23831542
BASED
simps just can't understand this

[Anonymous No.23833693]

>>23831446
Who would spend money to take a woman out on a date?

Why would anyone do that?