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How do people find mentors in real life to learn how to invest? I’ve taken advice from this board but I’m down 2000 and I’m so depressed

I’m tired of being a poor fembot surrounded by losers. My friends just laugh at me. I don’t want to be poor anymore

>> No.23815828

> I’ve taken advice from this board
I recognize the irony of saying so, but you shouldn't take advice from anons who can't be held accountable. There are plenty of other online resources where you can learn how to invest, depending on your risk tolerance. The caveat there is that you probably aren't going to make it off investing alone unless you want to gamble.

>> No.23815849

I would berry my cock so far in your asshole whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

>> No.23815869
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> Fembot

We only give yous advice if you show tittles

>> No.23815876

>>23815769
what do you want to know you fucking doomer?
a) everything will pump during the bullrun. every fucking thing. learn to take profits
b) you want safe shit, buy btc, you want safe and shit that will have large business adoption, you buy eth and chainlink
c) learn to proper assess the risk and manage your positions accordingly. You can even fuck up regularly, just learn to recoup your losses. End of the day, you only need a couple of great picks.

>> No.23815901

>>23815769
Just buy Eth, BTC and Link. Hold it. You're welcome.

>> No.23815935

>>23815769
crypto is all a huge risk. etfs are stock funds that are run by the best in the business and they generally invest the money so itll be the stock portfolio you can have

>> No.23815938

>>23815901
Same with monero. BTC jumped up 40-50% today alone.

>> No.23816012

Stop planning for tomorrow. Plan for 5 years. It changes everything. I started doing that 2 years ago after 3 years of trying to get rich quick, rising and falling with crypto etc. started increasing my income and learning to reduce risk through wisdom, and two years later I’ve got over 6 digits.
Stop listening to broke peoples opinions.
Learn to build a NET WORTH and not a stupid credit score.
Dave Ramsey woke me up and I got rich in 2 years and I only make avg income.

>> No.23816013

>>23815769
show pic of butthole and ill give u advice

>> No.23816033
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>>23815876
>>23815769
all jokes aside,the whole ethereum ecosystem is based on ETH & LINK, and BTC coin has institituional investment DCAing in. Only buy speculative coin in small amounts and pump and dump them during alt seasons.

>> No.23816045

>>23815769
What do you hold? How do we know you're actually female? You're most likely transitioning right? Well I hate to brake it to you but you will never have periods & therefore never be actually female sweetie

>> No.23816092

>>23815769
Revealing gender only hinders, this isn't r9k

>> No.23816184

>>23815869
The last time I showed my titties I was banned

>>23815938
The last time I invested in BTC was before the crash. I lost everything and my boyfriend left me

>>23816012
I have an apartment but I want to buy a home next year. Do they look at employment before approving someone for a house?

>>23816045
I hold XRP and LINK. Biological female, not a transient.

>> No.23816216

>>23815769
Why would anyone mentor you?
Every "mentor" you read about had the mentored provide some service, usually in the form of grunt work that the mentor didn't wanna do themselves
in your case you might need to buy some kneepads
what can YOU offer a mentor figure? Nobody provides valuable information for free

>> No.23816230

Why don’t you stop hanging out with your “loser” friends then? That seems like an easy first step

>> No.23816236

>>23815769
BY LURKING MOAR

>> No.23816269

you can live in my house for free if you cook and suck my dick every day

>> No.23816280

>>23816216
this
stop being an entitled cunt, maybe thats why no one wants to help you, hmmm?

>> No.23816327

>>23816216
I’ve paid for online mentoring and courses but they were all scams. I don’t know where to go now

>>23816230
I have. Since the pandemic I haven’t seen any of them except one and he just played video games all day while criticizing me. Dropped him too

>> No.23816364

>>23816327
send me your snapchat i will mentor you

>> No.23816414

>>23815769
>fembot
BOOBA

>> No.23816423

>>23816327
>I’ve paid for online mentoring and courses
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH WHY WOULD SOMEONE WHO MAKES A LOT OF MONEY THEMSELVES WANT YOUR SCRAPS YOU RETARDED WHORE

>> No.23816440

>>23815769
Do you have a job? Do you have skills that can make you money?
You don’t need a mentor, you need money to start with and you need to learn on your own. YouTube should have pretty much everything you need to learn. Don’t invest more than you can afford to lose. Stop counting on an investment to get out of being poor.

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>>23816327
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRvqjQPSeaWn-uEx-w0XOIg

this guy goes deep into the price valuations of various coins, (mainly covers BTC). He also assesses risk, he was a dude I trusted during the September dump.

>> No.23816537

>>23816327
reach out to someone you might know irl who you think might have knowledge, it's always worth a try

>> No.23816540

>>23816364
I don’t have snapchat but I have discord, it’s monday #8829

>>23816423
They sell online courses everywhere and they have testimonies from other people. I don’t know if I’m studying them wrong or if they’re just scams in general.

>> No.23816609

>>23816540
I hope this is bait
you're retarded

>> No.23816643

>>23816440
I’m unemployed right now (laid off). I was one of the top performers I’m my department so I really wasn’t expecting it.

I’m very good at crafting and some small diy remodeling projects like bathrooms and kitchens. I’m a woman so people tend to not take my advice and want a man to do the work instead

>>23816494
Thank you :) you’re sweet, I’ll check him out

>>23816537
When you’re poor you tend to be in areas with other poor people. I don’t know anyone in the working or middle class. Where do I meet them unironically? Not looking to date or anything like that

>> No.23816649

>>23816609
monday is a very sus username especially when today is monday.

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>>23816649
... yes today is monday? I thought it was cute

>> No.23817119

>>23816364
>snapchat
ah yes, the well established communication platform for finance experts. it's the dog ear animation that just keeps these guys hooked.

>> No.23817187

>>23815769
buy RSR and fucking wait.

>> No.23817222

>>23815769
Tits or GTFO.

>> No.23817232

>>23816694
you're a faggot.

>> No.23817346

You are such a dumb cunt, it's not personal must be your gender. Here is some serious advice from a 39k link Hodler.

Make money using your assets, meaning sell your tits and pussy. Do onlyfans. Whore yourself out.

>> No.23817489

>>23817119
I think I made a new fren on discord, I’m so happy

>>23817222
Last time I posted tits I was banned. Sorry

>>23817346
I don’t want to whore myself out, eventually I want to get married and I can’t look my husband in the eye and know thousands of men have seen me naked.

>> No.23817636

>>23817489
Than post your ass in some nice underwear.

>> No.23817680

P H I L L Y
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>> No.23817690

>GET $3k
>BUY 1 to 3 LEGIT PROJECTS (lowmcap)
>IGNORE FUD
>HOLD UNTIL GOOD PROFIT
>YOUVE MADE IT

>> No.23817708

>>23815769
Mentors, what do you mean? Everything i've ever learned was from /biz/.

>> No.23817729

>>23815828
The only way anyone offering investment advice can be “held accountable” is if you get a fiduciary, and you’ll have to pay for that.
If you mean you can take your business elsewhere that is one thing, but it isn’t “accountability”.

>> No.23817771

>>23815769
R31

>> No.23817837

>>23816184
>Do they look at employment before approving someone for a house?
If you need to buy a house with someone else's money (i.e. a mortgage) then you'll need to have had stable employment in the same industry for two years. If you're paying rent right now, then your current rent is also taken into account as a benchmark for what you can afford as a monthly payment.

>> No.23818787

>>23817636
Dont post any revealing pics, youll regret it later

>> No.23818890

>>23815769
>mentors
That's a meme, there's no such thing. You may find someone that gives you hints but learning about investing is always about trial and error, even with privileged information

>> No.23819059

>>23818787
I know that he will, but that's the price he needs to pay for playing the female card.

>> No.23819245

>>23816643

Using your "female" card for attention... sigh..
Just DCA LINK and do not buy shroomcoin.

>> No.23819686

>>23816364
new to crypto as well, could you add me on discord? reply if yes.

>> No.23819723

>>23819686
*investing, not crypto

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>women
you deserve to die.

>> No.23819896

>>23819745
/thread

>> No.23819947

Imagine posting in a demoralization thread and believing it's a real person, let alone a real native user who is female.

I know most of the posts ITT are also from the same terrorist organization but fucking get it together you dumb faggots.

>> No.23819971

acquire skills, learn python, maths and philosophy then learn to trade futures

u can ask me advice on @narodism

>> No.23820051

>>23815769
Easy, take 1 dollar. Then dubbel it.
So if you could do this 64 times in a row then you would have eighteen quintillion four hundred forty-six quadrillion, seven hundred forty-four trillion, seventy-three billion, seven hundred nine million, five hundred fifty-one thousand, six hundred and fifteen dollar.

>> No.23820316

>>23815769
become a whore

>> No.23820726
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i scrolled through this entire thread, made by a "fembot", and not one single boob.

>> No.23821409

>>23815769
Check out the Crypto & Coffee livestreams Mon-Fri on youtube. The guy is a really successful options investor and his livestreams usually only have 20-30 people watching live, so he can answer any questions you have.

https://m.youtube.com/c/CryptoCoffeelive/videos

>> No.23821497

>>23816423
>why would someone help you for free?
>why would someone who makes a lot of money for themselves want your scraps?
choose one