/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.23811800]

HOLY SHIT VACCINE EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

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[Anonymous No.23811810]

NEE up 8% premarket. It’s the GOAT of clean energy companies

[Anonymous No.23811815]

oh no
my strangles

[Anonymous No.23811816]

>Biden win pump with vaccine pump
WE ARE ALL MAKING IT
Except for cashgang and angry MAGAboomers lel

[Anonymous No.23811820]

I’m the guy with SPY puts. Do I just cut my losses right at open or wait and see what happens?

[Anonymous No.23811822]

Would it be stupid to buy Pfizer stock right now?

[Anonymous No.23811823]

The Down is about to undo its instant 1,000 point climb, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.23811824]

Can't even afford rope anymore.

[Anonymous No.23811828]

Why are americantards sleeping? I WANT TO BUY THEIR STOCKS

[Anonymous No.23811830]

Honestly why do I bother going to work and slave off for the rest of my life when the fed can literally just poomp us all rich?

I dont get it

[Anonymous No.23811832]

SQQQ 4 LIFE

[Anonymous No.23811834]

>>23811823
*the Dow, fuck me

[Anonymous No.23811837]

Please keep on rallying PFE, I've been bagholding 11/20 40c for so long.

[Anonymous No.23811839]

come to papa

[Anonymous No.23811842]

>>23811824
Hard off mate

[Anonymous No.23811843]

>cash over the weekend

[Anonymous No.23811844]

bears btfo

[Anonymous No.23811845]

What the fuck is happening? ITS ALL GOING UP

[Anonymous No.23811846]

Do I buy PLTR and GME on open if I wanna be based?

[Anonymous No.23811851]

>>23811830
You are learning what hedge fundies learned in 2009.
Why do the hard work of investing in new companies when you can trade pieces of paper that represent ownership in already successful ones?

[Anonymous No.23811853]

I hate everything. Bought amazon calls and then a covid vac hits and fucks them.

[Anonymous No.23811854]

>>23811832
Yep holding NEE and SQQQ. Everything but tech seems to be on track for a good day

[Anonymous No.23811857]

>>23811810
Wind energy is awful. It distresses livestock and causes heart problems in people that live nearby. It should only be used far off the coast or in uninhabited mountainous ranges.

[Anonymous No.23811861]

Srsrly wants happening? Futures up 5%, oil up 7%, silver dumped

[Anonymous No.23811863]

>>23811857
>heart problems?

[Anonymous No.23811867]

This is it.
This will guarantee I will close the year with more than 50% on my total portfolio. Only stocks.
What a truly blessed year for gains, thank you Mr Virus.
Btw, I already got infected so I am also immune until the vaccine comes.

I might no have a gf, I might be sexually frustrated and fap in the shower thinking about the fat asses at my gym, I might have had my friendships break down, but at least the golden age is upon us, bros.

[Anonymous No.23811869]

DXY dippin Futes are rippin

[Anonymous No.23811870]

>>23811861
Overreaction to Pfizer news.
Long term bullish though.

[Anonymous No.23811873]

>>23811861
silver is a meme fag

[Anonymous No.23811878]

I also cannot afford rope after this. Do I buy calls after selling this? I genuinely have no idea what that fuck to do

[Anonymous No.23811884]

>>23811861
Pfizer with a """"""""""""""""vaccine"""""""""""""""""""
Jerome with the printer
Biden win certain

I think thats it. Maybe squeezing all the shorters before plummeting it all back to reality at 2500

[Anonymous No.23811887]

>>23811845
Pzifer vaccine announced 90% efficacy on trials.
Other vaccines likely to follow.

[Anonymous No.23811888]

>>23811857
That’s some nice cope. Fuck the animals, I’d rather generate electricity and sell it than have a few more birds flying around.

[Anonymous No.23811893]

>>23811854
>>23811832
>holding SQQQ
why?

[Anonymous No.23811899]

>>23811878
Kill yourself with kindness

[Anonymous No.23811905]

I am disgusted with the levels of irrationality these markets function on. When did it get so bad? It wasnt always like this

[Anonymous No.23811906]

>>23811893
I bought it under $19 on Friday. I only intend to hold it for today. I’ll sell when I’m plus or minus 5%

[Anonymous No.23811907]

>>23811893
>why?
Obviously the recent pump of the market was due to jews knowing the Pfizer news was coming. Now it's time to dump. SPY at all time high. Yeah, it's gonna dump now.

[Anonymous No.23811908]

So I sell all my $GLD right?

[Anonymous No.23811909]

wkhs bros, how heavy are your bags? I got 50 at 22

[Anonymous No.23811911]

This shit is gonna pop in days right

[Anonymous No.23811912]

wtf is happening in the UK
everything jumped 8%
I'm literally sick to the stomach

[Anonymous No.23811914]

Should I sell my link & go all in on stonks?

[Anonymous No.23811915]

What's happening?

1) Biden Pump
2) Pfizer pumping Recovery stocks...which are usually in SPY
3) QE from Europe

[Anonymous No.23811922]

>>23811824
>putting post election
do you hate yourself or what?

[Anonymous No.23811925]

>tech collapsing for SP500
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.23811926]

>SPY +3.50% pre-market
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.23811928]

>>23811912
Brexit concessions from BoJo. Again.
And once again they will amount to nothing, since the UK fags are retarded imperialists.

[Anonymous No.23811936]

>>23811914
Lol I'm literally doing the opposite. I'm selling half of everything at open.

[Anonymous No.23811940]

>>23811922
Bought those a month ago. Expire in Jan, Mar and August 2021.

[Anonymous No.23811941]

>>23811926
This can only mean one fucking thing

[Anonymous No.23811943]

>mfw everything green

[Anonymous No.23811945]

Going to celebrate the McDonalds earnings by swinging through the drive thru. Anybody want anything?

[Anonymous No.23811946]

Fucking vaccine ruining everything.
I was up 3% in pre-market just a moment ago, now just up 1%.
Come on, man!

[Anonymous No.23811947]

>>23811912
Mainly because of extremely positive news from Pfizer vaccine
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-11-09/pfizer-s-covid-vaccine-prevents-90-of-infections-in-large-study?srnd=premium-europe

[Anonymous No.23811949]

>>23811907
>>23811906
i see, good luck with that
this week may actually be the god of all pumps

[Anonymous No.23811951]

What’s the deal with NIO

[Anonymous No.23811953]

>>23811908
I'm going to be buying some PMs today. This is going to be a big rotation for sure, but the macro trends are still in favor of PMs.

[Anonymous No.23811958]

>>23811888
It's fun and games until Biden installs a windfarm in your town and your hair starts falling out from the high volume inaudible frequencies wrecking you.

[Anonymous No.23811961]

>>23811909
I've been accumulating since $8. I think I'm at a $16 average so I'm still up a couple hundred with 215.

[Anonymous No.23811965]

>running out of time to make it before the '''vaccine''' is forced upon me

[Anonymous No.23811967]

>mfw 100% NASCHAD AND SP500

[Anonymous No.23811972]

QQQs gonna open red at this rate

[Anonymous No.23811974]

CCL BROS WE ARE BACK

[Anonymous No.23811975]

>>23811946
Why the fuck are you all in tech at these levels lol

[Anonymous No.23811978]

>since 35 minutes ago
>NADSAQ crashing
>Dow Jones peaking
explain this bullshit

[Anonymous No.23811982]

>tfw held airbus
diamond hands motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.23811983]

btw i keep seeing people in the yahoo finance comments for PLUG that a short squeeze is very realistic for it. just a heads up

[Anonymous No.23811987]

>>23811800
Wow, what an amazing coincidence, a vaccine suddenly found just hours after Biden wins the election!

[Anonymous No.23811989]

>>23811949
Probably not. The market does the opposite of what retail thinks.

[Anonymous No.23811992]

B U L L
U
L
L

[Anonymous No.23811991]

>>23811978
Tutes are moving out of tech.

[Anonymous No.23811993]

How delusional is this market

[Anonymous No.23811994]

>>23811905
HOPIUM

[Anonymous No.23811997]

When is the dump? Friday?

[Anonymous No.23811998]

>>23811945
Yeah get me some codeine and a Travis Scott meal

[Anonymous No.23812000]

>>23811945
Two Big Macs, four cheeseburgers, two McChickens, ten piece nuggets, a medium Fries, and a medium Coke.

[Anonymous No.23812001]

>>23811987

[Anonymous No.23812003]

>>23811824
I lost 2500€ last week I know the feeling

[Anonymous No.23812005]

>>23811978
The tech bubble is going to pop on vaccine news.

[Anonymous No.23812006]

ZM

[Anonymous No.23812008]

>>23811978
NASDAQ was pumped for the WFH economy

Amazon and Zoom etc expected to do less well now

[Anonymous No.23812007]

>>23811989
retail was also thinking that we were going to crash this week

[Anonymous No.23812011]

What’s our plan bearbros?

[Anonymous No.23812012]

>>23811997
Silly boomer, market only goes up.

[Anonymous No.23812014]

>>23811947
Ha Ze Germans developed the vaccine

[Anonymous No.23812016]

So is AMC a buy now with the cure almost done?

[Anonymous No.23812017]

...Literally bought CCL on Friday. Top tier move...

But...I only bought like 6 shares...

[Anonymous No.23812024]

what should i buy at market open?

i have 20k liquid

[Anonymous No.23812023]

ZM AGAIN

[Anonymous No.23812028]

>>23812011
Im holding. Never giving into these jewish tricks.

[Anonymous No.23812029]

What are the best airlines to ride this wave up? DAL/LUV maybe?

[Anonymous No.23812032]

>>23812003
that's more like 5k in an hour
much like a car crash I can't look away from it

[Anonymous No.23812033]

[Anonymous No.23812037]

>>23811945
Yooooo, pick me up one of them bacon egg mcgriddles my nizzle

[Anonymous No.23812038]

>>23812011
Short Zoom?

[Anonymous No.23812048]

>he put all his money in tech (upper left)
>he's not reaching new heights with the Dow 30 (upper right)
>he's considering crabbing with the S&P 500
lmao

[Anonymous No.23812051]

>>23812017
950 shares here

[Anonymous No.23812052]

>>23811982
>+12€ per share so far today
i am jelly

[Anonymous No.23812055]

Would have hoped my BP shares might have rallied a bit harder than this but oh well

[Anonymous No.23812056]

Imagine buying this overpriced shit holy fuck

[Anonymous No.23812058]

Holy shit. AMC look at it now.. Fucking hell 60+% up.. Fuck. SOB. I was tempted to drop in 4000 to..

[Anonymous No.23812059]

we buying pfizer?

[Anonymous No.23812062]

what does /smg/ think about agex?

[Anonymous No.23812064]

>>23811936
It's ok I was just joking anon, I never come in smg threads but thought I'd have a look today

[Anonymous No.23812067]

>tfw missed the easy McDonalds earnings gains

[Anonymous No.23812071]

>bought some UK stocks in the morning for shits and giggles
>sold to buy some burger stocks at open, because "it's not gonna happen"
>missed out on 10% gains
man I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.23812072]

>>23812056
Excuse me, stocks are priced in dollars. Dollars are useless.
Therefore, any price is cheap.

[Anonymous No.23812073]

Love my lamp company

[Anonymous No.23812075]

>>23811945
hamburgler's a girl

[Anonymous No.23812074]

AMC up 50%....Fuck sakess....

[Anonymous No.23812076]

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/metals/ferrous/hrc-steel.html

Steel up again

>CLF

[Anonymous No.23812078]

>>23812038
pretty good plan desu
I'm not bearish on the market overall but zoom's valuation makes absolutely no sense
it's down 12% in premarket but should be more

[Anonymous No.23812079]

>My Total mooning
Always bet on oil and boomerstocks. Based Europe showing the way.

[Anonymous No.23812081]

sold my 3x RR before the 20% moon

[Anonymous No.23812083]

>>23812056
It's not overpriced. US is facing stagflation. Do you want to multiply your worthless wallpaper or not, Anon? Buy, buy, buy!

[Anonymous No.23812086]

>>23812064
You're smarter than the average person here then. Which is why I'm doing the exact opposite of what you thought this thread would do. Always bet against /smg/.

[Anonymous No.23812087]

>>23812059
that’s what i’m thinking. i’m selling my MRNA cause that got ducked in trials.

[Anonymous No.23812089]

>>23811816
God bless America and god bless the bull market.
We’re all gonna make it. What are your positions today kings?

[Anonymous No.23812090]

>>23811983
>20% short interest
Yeah totally, that sounds legit

[Anonymous No.23812093]

Why isn’t NIO pumping? Should I sell for something else now?

[Anonymous No.23812096]

>>23812076
Nice, I bought some CLF like a couple weeks ago after it was shilled on here probably by you

[Anonymous No.23812097]

FINALLY RKT MOONING UP. BOUGHT THE TOP

[Anonymous No.23812098]

>>23812076

CLF

>CLF

CLF

>CLF

CLF

>CLF

CLF

>CLF

CLF

MOOON MISSIOOOOON

[Anonymous No.23812102]

>>23812079
Shell > total

[Anonymous No.23812106]

VROOM BROOM

[Anonymous No.23812107]

Will Biden eliminate the steel tariffs?

[Anonymous No.23812108]

Why are you fucking niggers complaining about tech crashing? Literalmente all my tech stocks are up in premarket. You are just holding meme stocks, dumbfucks.

[Anonymous No.23812109]

I don’t know bros. Every time we have a huge spike it’s usually followed by a selloff.

[Anonymous No.23812114]

>>23812096

Good shit anon

CLF is going to 20 then 50

$50 pps still only puts CLF at 14b mkt cap.. this ticker is going to PRINT money

[Anonymous No.23812115]

>>23812051
Toast to you anon, it's your day today.

[Anonymous No.23812125]

that vaccine news is literally nothing

[Anonymous No.23812131]

MY TIME HAS COME!

I HAVE $25,000 IN AIRLINES


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.23812134]

>>23812081
>20%
35% :)

[Anonymous No.23812135]

>>23812000

[Anonymous No.23812136]

Just woke up- what the FUCK is this?

[Anonymous No.23812138]

Corsair is gonna fly tomorrow

[Anonymous No.23812143]

>>23812001
>>23811987
almonds fucking activated wtf

[Anonymous No.23812144]

>>23812090
look man i’m just relaying the information, a lot of people are going long on PLUG and earnings are today so don’t be surprised if it goes on a run

[Anonymous No.23812145]

And it's not even US time. This is going to get so much goddamn worse.

[Anonymous No.23812148]

>>23811958
That isn’t a realistic scenario. Cope more about NEEs impressive wind generation. Let me guess you don’t like nuclear either

[Anonymous No.23812151]

>>23812081
>>23812134
although the spread is VERY jewish

[Anonymous No.23812152]

How is BABA up if Amazon is down?

[Anonymous No.23812163]

>>23812152
Joe Biden

[Anonymous No.23812166]

>>23812152
"up" lol

[Anonymous No.23812169]

>>23812152
Biden is a Chinese agent thats why. China will take Taiwan and Hong Kong in the next 4 years.

[Anonymous No.23812171]

i’m so mad because all of this good news is going to make ACB squeeze even harder today and i refuse to fomo into that fucking bubble

[Anonymous No.23812173]

I'm going to kms

[Anonymous No.23812175]

Is the pump over?

[Anonymous No.23812177]

>>23812125
>90% success
I mean its not 100% but its far better than this current lockdown shite

[Anonymous No.23812188]

>woke up at exactly 7am
holy fuck the market is the best alarm

[Anonymous No.23812192]

There is just zero love for bears. Bulls have been handed everything on a platter for two weeks straight now. I wonder if God has just any empathy with all those entrapped bears just wanting to make back half of what they lost.

But no...the bulls are greedy this time around. Very greedy

[Anonymous No.23812199]

Where my permabulls at? We're going to make it bros?

[Anonymous No.23812201]

WEED CURES COVID, ACB TO DISTRIBUTE WEED VACCINE AT GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.23812202]

>>23812171
I might get in on APHA, agreed on ACB
weed stocks are legit now

[Anonymous No.23812204]

Lads would it be retarded to buy PFE on open, I think that there's gonna be a lot more interest on market open. Shit has just barely gone above ATH, I'm sure there's a lot more to come in the first hour of trading.

[Anonymous No.23812208]

>>23812175
Premarket pump is, people waiting for market open to go all in

[Anonymous No.23812211]

>>23812071
>UK stocks
>man I'm retarded
yeah

[Anonymous No.23812213]

Why are my Chink EV stocks down?

[Anonymous No.23812214]

>>23812199
based & checked, although i do have 15% cash. i'm considering making that 20% on this rip though

[Anonymous No.23812216]

>>23812204
Im buying at open, may be retarded but I am retarded

[Anonymous No.23812217]

>>23812192
i’ve learned that being a permabull makes you more money than being a bear

[Anonymous No.23812219]

>>23812011
Let the bulls have their short-lived victory. No company lives forever. Bobo always wins in the end.

[Anonymous No.23812221]

I need GME to pump....

[Anonymous No.23812224]

>US 30 Futures +5.05%
>US 500 Futures +3.65%
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.23812226]

>>23812201
I'M ALL IN!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.23812227]

The timing of this is very suspicious

[Anonymous No.23812229]

This is it guys. The golden bull run has arrived. A toast to every bull in this room! And an F to every bear.

[Anonymous No.23812231]

feels good to be vindicated bros... I was red for quite some time

[Anonymous No.23812233]

>>23811991
>>23812005
God I hope so, I held SQQQ and TECS through the second crash and post-crash surge and I'm down like 30% on both combined and I REALLY REALLY want to close my positions to go into WEED.

[Anonymous No.23812234]

>>23812125
Not according to my account value it's not

[Anonymous No.23812235]

>>23812204
I'm going to yolo PFE as well because why not

[Anonymous No.23812236]

I LOVE CLF

[Anonymous No.23812237]

>>23812213
cause they jumped to overvalued as fuck in the last few weeks

[Anonymous No.23812238]

Good timing on everything investing.com

[Anonymous No.23812239]

Yassssss fuck the nasdaq

[Anonymous No.23812243]

>>23812213
Because Biden is weak and China knows that EV's are an environmental meme, so they're still going to keep pumping out carbin emissions. Do you children even into world politics?

[Anonymous No.23812244]

>>23812136
based

I can't handle all these gains, I'm going all cash

[Anonymous No.23812245]

>>23812125
This pump is honestly surrealist, considering this news was priced in at least 25 times since April. Not that I'm complaining about today's pump, but what the hell was that market pricing in then.

[Anonymous No.23812246]

>>23812216
Alright fellow retard, I will join you in a couple hours. Best of luck.

[Anonymous No.23812255]

When is the dump day? These levels are unsustainable.

[Anonymous No.23812256]

>dun make him jappy

[Anonymous No.23812263]

SEEEEEEEELLLL

[Anonymous No.23812265]

>>23812245
Bruh, airlines, oil, travel stocks non of that has recovered. If you were a smoothbrain and only invested in tech shit you deserve to sit on the sideline for this.

[Anonymous No.23812266]

>>23812227
what do you mean goy
it is all a coincidence

[Anonymous No.23812271]

>>23812001
It's all so tiring.

[Anonymous No.23812273]

>>23812204
I'm torn, cna buy now on premarket but not sure how will it play out, surely must get as good as pic related

[Anonymous No.23812279]

>>23812255
>stocks
>going down
anon...

[Anonymous No.23812278]

>>23812255
Nope. This is the new paradigm where stocks cant go down anymore.

[Anonymous No.23812282]

>>23812265
I'm 95% in oil though. I'm a Total chad.

[Anonymous No.23812285]

>>23812255
they are pricing in the end of the virus. I don't see how that is unsustainable.

[Anonymous No.23812287]

>>23812114
Wish I had been able to buy more, it's so frustrating not having much spare cash when the market is doing this shit. But % wise at least I'm pretty pleased with my performance. Not all in on anything, fairly diversified but mostly good gains. Will def invest some more into CLF soon

[Anonymous No.23812294]

[Anonymous No.23812295]

Who is investing a lot in Palantir Tech? I have 100 shares. So far I’m way up

[Anonymous No.23812302]

Plans on open?

also bros what if the market goes red because of vaccine news kek

[Anonymous No.23812304]

RIP your pump

[Anonymous No.23812306]

>>23811846
Yep.

[Anonymous No.23812307]

[Anonymous No.23812308]

>>23812273
>can buy on premarket
nigga what are you waiting for

[Anonymous No.23812314]

oh shit algos are attacking my poor NIO

[Anonymous No.23812316]

all of this just in time for the airbnb IPO next month

[Anonymous No.23812317]

>>23811867
Why do you fap to fats? that's degenerate.

[Anonymous No.23812319]

I'm gonna drop in 4000 in AMC. Hell that's about the only non penny stock shit that's still got a shit load of upside left. Especially today.

[Anonymous No.23812320]

>>23812304
Lol, the absolute mad man.

[Anonymous No.23812332]

>>23812304
oh fuck

[Anonymous No.23812334]

>>23812304
STOP STOP STOP

[Anonymous No.23812336]

>>23812243
I honestly think WWIII is more likely under Biden than Trump

[Anonymous No.23812338]

My SQQQ from Friday is already + 2%

[Anonymous No.23812339]

ZM DYING
>ZM DYING
ZM DYING
>ZM DYING
ZM DYING
>ZM DYING
ZM DYING
>ZM DYING
ZM DYING
>ZM DYING
ZM DYING
>ZM DYING

[Anonymous No.23812340]

This is almost perfect.
Vaccine news to slightly dampen the eternal tech bull run, because retarded boomers are selling, just as I was planning to put some more money in the market.

[Anonymous No.23812345]

>>23812131
WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.23812346]

>>23812265
>only 50mil shots by EOY
>no information about longterm effects

your'e buying dead cat bounces, not recoveries FYI

[Anonymous No.23812349]

Will ZM or PTON eat more shit today?

[Anonymous No.23812351]

what in the actual fuck is even happening to futures right now

[Anonymous No.23812353]

In all seriousness though SPY gapped up 10 points around June 5. It would proceed to gap down 20 points around June 11.

[Anonymous No.23812356]

>>23812340
Today is a day to buy gold and silver miners, anon. That vaccine isn't going to be available for months and there are a lot of people who will get sick before then.

[Anonymous No.23812357]

>>23812304
lmao

did they release the vaccine news when trump's defeat was confirmed?

i bet by january the whole thing will be done

[Anonymous No.23812360]

>>23812336
Of course it is. We're literally going back to the same oligarch government we've had for nearly 3 decades now.

[Anonymous No.23812361]

Russell 2000 limit up

[Anonymous No.23812364]

>>23811800
Trump was treated for covid and went right back to work. Have you niggers forgotten this already?

[Anonymous No.23812365]

ZM is in absolute free fall haha, already up £400 on it

[Anonymous No.23812367]

If you look at QQQ it's only a few stocks in there that are down in a big way. Most are just treading water. ZM and TSLA and AMZN are dragging the NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.23812371]

s&p +3%, nasdaq -2? What's going on, I thought these two were at least somewhat correlated

[Anonymous No.23812374]

P/E'Es are POOOOOOOOOOOMPING

[Anonymous No.23812376]

>>23812304
Trump crashing my tech again! God damn this man

[Anonymous No.23812378]

>tfw 75% ZM

[Anonymous No.23812380]

CLF

>CLF

CLF

>CLF

CLF

>CLF

CLF

[Anonymous No.23812381]

>>23812238
KEK
That background

[Anonymous No.23812382]

what the heck is going on, arent they supposed to be going out of business?

[Anonymous No.23812383]

>>23812365
our time has finally come

[Anonymous No.23812384]

dal is flying

[Anonymous No.23812386]

>carnival and norwegian cruises up 22% pre market
HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.23812387]

>>23812304
He's doing this to cement himself as the president who beat covid and initiated the golden bull run. It's not a bad tactic. If this news came out before the election trump would've won easy

[Anonymous No.23812393]

>>23812364
Best treatment possible on earth*, looks and sounds like shit*, but yeah he survived.

[Anonymous No.23812391]

>>23811843
At least we didn't lose money, haha.

[Anonymous No.23812395]

>>23812346
Im not buying anything smoothbrain. I bought in March/April lol

[Anonymous No.23812405]

>>23812361
what happened? Is it a circuit breaker?

[Anonymous No.23812406]

>>23812371
WFH stocks are huge in the NASDAQ. SPY is recovery stocks

[Anonymous No.23812407]

>>23812382
fuck forgot PIC

[Anonymous No.23812409]

>>23812395
smoothbrain seems to be your favourite word

[Anonymous No.23812411]

>>23812357
yes they did.. I think Trump is a retard, but if the whole fucking establishment works against this guy, this makes you think

[Anonymous No.23812412]

>>23812365
kek what the fuck ZM
PTON too. OSTK too.

not TUP though. Value stocks winning out in end

[Anonymous No.23812416]

NASDAQ futures down, are tech stocks gonna eat shit in two hours?

[Anonymous No.23812424]

>>23812405
yes, although you don't usually see it in this direction. i can't remember this happening ever

[Anonymous No.23812425]

>>23812304
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.23812426]

>>23812407
nah the "only" canned all cruised for 2020 just like carnival

[Anonymous No.23812429]

>>23812357
The health agencies saying that COVID is no big deal and we can ease up on lockdowns today made me laugh too.
It really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.23812435]

>>23812263
>fills at -200 instead
FUCKING JEWS FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Anonymous No.23812438]

Buying ZM cheapies be a smart play right? I mean once the hype over the cure dies down ZM will rebound big time.

[Anonymous No.23812439]

>>23812409
It's not my fault your brain looks like a bowling ball.

[Anonymous No.23812443]

Surely we will be red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.23812446]

>>23812429
Anyone who believed the covid bs is a retard and should kys. Even fauci admitted covid tests are fake.

[Anonymous No.23812449]

Fuck it, FOMO all into PLTR?

[Anonymous No.23812455]

>>23812446
Sure he did

[Anonymous No.23812461]

Well boys

Oil is back on the menu!

[Anonymous No.23812462]

Going all-in into GME on open

[Anonymous No.23812474]

I held through the 30% dip.
I held watching all these memes make gains post-election and didn't FOMO.
I will be rewarded for my patience.
It is my turn.

[Anonymous No.23812475]

Should I buy oil or wait for a pull back?

[Anonymous No.23812477]

>>23812131
Yeah mine too, I have like $10,000 in cruise lines and hotels...

[Anonymous No.23812479]

why the fuck is my shit flying?

[Anonymous No.23812482]

>>23812339
lol Vaccine comes out and ZM eats shit instantly. cant do effective meetings online vs in person.

[Anonymous No.23812485]

>>23812446
Why do they need a vaccine if it's 'fake'

[Anonymous No.23812490]

>>23812438
how many companies do you think are trying to develop a successful vaccine
it's not just Pfizer
we also have effective antibody treatments already (although not practical for general population)

as a general rule, you probably don't want to touch anything that you wouldn't want to hold for 3 years or longer

[Anonymous No.23812491]

WIll we just continnue to go up for the rest of the day? DAX Is up fucking almost 6 percent

[Anonymous No.23812498]

>>23812438
Zoom has a market cap of like 131Bn and a P/E ratio 5390. There is no reason it should be valued so highly

[Anonymous No.23812500]

>>23812455
https://twitter.com/vegsource/status/1322285840291147776

[Anonymous No.23812501]

>>23812461
Oils back for today, while EVs eat shit.

[Anonymous No.23812507]

>>23812462
i'm still wondering if I should sell and convert into April contracts

[Anonymous No.23812508]

>>23812485
are you fucking dumb? money

how many billionaires do you think bought the dip and knew this was going down like clockwork? fortunately I know there are dumb motherfuckers like you out there so I'm doing ok, but holy shit you are fucking dumb

did i mention how fucking dumb you are?

[Anonymous No.23812514]

>>23812485
The virus isn't fake, the hysteria surrounding it is

[Anonymous No.23812516]

It's all going back down

[Anonymous No.23812522]

About 6 weeks before the year is over, anons what is your expected total return for this year?

[Anonymous No.23812524]

>>23812462
Just put in a buyorder for market open.
Fuck everyone I'm buying at open.

[Anonymous No.23812528]

Aaaah I sold my UPRO last week fuck

[Anonymous No.23812531]

>>23812438
Or it's overvalued and it's the beginning of the end and you end up with a complete mountain pattern in a few months.

[Anonymous No.23812535]

>>23812438
I was thinking that too, but I'm not sure how to value it. It kind of depends on how much WFH continues into the post-covid era. The long-term value of ZM is really an unknown for me... so I'd be way about holding it as a single stock

Honestly I'm going to just settle for holding it as part of my NASDAQ long holdings and not buy any ZM itself

[Anonymous No.23812537]

What's up with CLF shilling? Should I bite?

[Anonymous No.23812539]

>>23812500
Thats nice dear

[Anonymous No.23812542]

>>23811800


I LOVE JOE AND IM NOT EVEN A BURGER

[Anonymous No.23812546]

I'm completely and utterly confused by this clown world/market. Should I just buy indexes like a boomer and stop watching the lines?

[Anonymous No.23812547]

>>23812508
Kek. Your fat burger lard ass is going to get rude awakening once biden is in and locks down you useless fuckers.
Did I forget to mention your fat?

[Anonymous No.23812550]

>>23812461
fuck this gay shit, there is no reason why it should go up with biden as president

[Anonymous No.23812554]

>>23812537
how new are you lol

[Anonymous No.23812556]

This is 100% September 1st all over again

[Anonymous No.23812559]

>>23811893
I don’t know. I’m not even sure what SQQQ is but I bought some. My entire stock stratagem is to buy stocks referenced on 4 Chan. The more a stock is mentioned the higher priority buy, especially if you guys say to stay away from a stock. SoI put 6k into it, but I’m holding until I go positive.

So far this strats worked pretty well, I’ve won some I’ve lost some but even though I’ve lost thousands I’m still thousands in the positive.

I’m holding until I can afford a house or bust bros let’s do this!

[Anonymous No.23812563]

>>23812539
Yikes! Don't be upset that I provided a source, sweetie!

[Anonymous No.23812569]

>>23812542
Joe didnt do shit you fucking sped.

[Anonymous No.23812577]

Investing.com is down and yahoo finance isnt updating...

[Anonymous No.23812580]

>>23812550
because you're going to war with the middle east

[Anonymous No.23812583]

>>23812559
nice bait

[Anonymous No.23812585]

>>23812542
This was a result of Trump dumbass

[Anonymous No.23812591]

>>23812537
dont ever follow advice from biz. most of them have absolutely no idea what they rae talking about. especially the penny stock shillers

[Anonymous No.23812592]

>>23812546
Yes, on average indexes outperform most of hedge funds... make sure you hold various markets also developing countries. You can add small % of few stocks of highly innovative tech companies for more upside gamble

[Anonymous No.23812593]

Why are SPY and QQQ so decoupled?

[Anonymous No.23812595]

>>23812577
people that run them are AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAposting in their super secret group chats

[Anonymous No.23812598]

>>23812547
i'm not fat though, and you are dumb

[Anonymous No.23812600]

>>23812577
;^)

[Anonymous No.23812601]

>>23812593
because tech doesn't need to save us anymore

[Anonymous No.23812604]

Is this the time to finally buy some PINS?

[Anonymous No.23812605]

Have we calmed down or will the big pump happen at open?

[Anonymous No.23812608]

AB INBEV PUMPING WTF
I THOUGHT CORONACHAN KILLED THEM

[Anonymous No.23812609]

>>23812577
SPY +10% and Robinhood """down""" confirmed.

[Anonymous No.23812610]

>>23812598
Dude come on, you know he is European. You are essentially punching a baby rn.

[Anonymous No.23812612]

Asian markets surging: Dow is up staggering 5% but likely wont close that much up. Anyways looks like economic boom ahead!

Nikkei hits highest daily closing since 1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7s2PgeZCrk&list=RDk7s2PgeZCrk&start_radio=1

[Anonymous No.23812614]

>>23812559(YOU)
bait

[Anonymous No.23812624]

>>23812317

Especially if they're...


trans fats. :3

[Anonymous No.23812625]

>>23812559
I’m selling my USO stocks and GE stocks once market opens, and I’m putting 35k into CRSR, to sell when that peaks tomorrow then I’ll divide up the gains and put them back in USO and GE when that drops again next. I have no idea what I’m doing but that’s a good thing.

If I have no idea what I’m going to do next, neither does the market

[Anonymous No.23812628]

>>23812598
Cope lard faggot. Wear your mask, bow down to Israel and go into lockdown.

[Anonymous No.23812632]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DID I SELL EVERYTHING ON FRIDAY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.23812636]

>>23812583
I’m serious tho here’s my account right now

[Anonymous No.23812639]

>>23812628
Israel is based though

[Anonymous No.23812642]

Man I will miss this shit with Trump... sudden surges because his push for something paid off

[Anonymous No.23812647]

i have literally never seen futures like this before

[Anonymous No.23812654]

>>23812636
>64 bands
>all in retarded shit
wow

[Anonymous No.23812655]

>>23812485
The fake part of covid is the artificial fear. They have flu vaccines yet every year a certain number die from it.

[Anonymous No.23812660]

>>23812595
Why the fuck are all markets around the globe pumping? Is it the biden effect?

[Anonymous No.23812663]

>>23812614
I forgot to tag u on >>23812636

It’s not bait anon it works

[Anonymous No.23812665]

>>23812636
>he’s actually holding SQQQ

[Anonymous No.23812666]

>>23812636
>SWBI

Praying for violence in America, I see.

[Anonymous No.23812667]

It's a poomp boys.
A big beautiful poomp

[Anonymous No.23812669]

i almost feel bad for the bears. they can't catch a break

[Anonymous No.23812674]

Fucking NIO why didn’t I sell Friday???

[Anonymous No.23812681]

>>23812636
Stop betting against america!

[Anonymous No.23812682]

>>23812660
vaccine is the more likely cause

[Anonymous No.23812683]

>Trump cultists:
>"I'm going to sell everything if Biden wins!
>"If Biden wins the market will crash!"
Racism is over grandpa.

[Anonymous No.23812691]

Who AAL Chad here?

[Anonymous No.23812693]

30k Dow today?

[Anonymous No.23812694]

>>23812660
Alex Trebek's final wish was to begin the golden bull run

[Anonymous No.23812698]

>>23812642
Give it a few weeks and you'll have 4 more years of this

[Anonymous No.23812699]

>>23812654
Sure I’m a retard. A retard that’s made 12k

[Anonymous No.23812702]

so let me get this straight. As soon as they get senile Joe (who struggles even reading off the prompter) into office - immediately they have cure for covid19?

And does anyone doubt that BML folks will instantly stop rioting as racism is defeated now?

The whole thing is such bullshit.

[Anonymous No.23812707]

>>23812702
Yes they were holding the world hostage over someone having power that wasn't hand picked.

[Anonymous No.23812708]

What's PLTR and GME looking like now?

[Anonymous No.23812710]

BioNTech is the company behind the vaccine, a good time to buy, yes?

[Anonymous No.23812713]

>>23812699
>made
if you didn't cashout you didnt made shit

[Anonymous No.23812715]

>>23812702
and profitable!

[Anonymous No.23812717]

>>23812642
its going to be boring af with him gone

[Anonymous No.23812718]

[Anonymous No.23812720]

>>23812702
Green line go up haha

[Anonymous No.23812723]

Posted an order for 81 shares of GME. Just wanted to be part of the magic. Can I hang with the cool people now?

[Anonymous No.23812724]

Last day AAL will see the PPS this low ever again.

[Anonymous No.23812726]

>>23812718

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.23812733]

>>23812723
Join us, fren.

[Anonymous No.23812738]

>>23812674
itll bounce dw

[Anonymous No.23812741]

>>23812702
Yes, and not only that but they want you to know it. They are rubbing it in your face.

>you had to wear a mask
>you couldn't travel
>your business failed
>you had riots

See? They run the world, is it CRYSTAL CLEAR NOW FUCKER?!?!!? You have no rights, no freedom.

I'm so glad we can get back to being civilized and end the hate!

[Anonymous No.23812742]

>>23812702
No..? Trump has been saying that he hopes the cure gets done by november/december while everyone else said 2021. This has nothing to do with Biden

[Anonymous No.23812743]

>>23812723
How is GameStop making a comeback? PS5 sales?

[Anonymous No.23812744]

>>23812718
Based James Woods being THE best example of how boomers fuck up near every election

[Anonymous No.23812745]

NEW THREAD

>>23812704
>>23812704
>>23812704
>>23812704

[Anonymous No.23812747]

>>23812708
We buying on open?

[Anonymous No.23812762]

>>23812702
yes, the entire world is in on a conspiracy specifically against trump and his supporters

[Anonymous No.23812764]

>>23812539
Shut up, faggot. Fauci literally says tests only pick up dead genetic fragments that can’t transmit or reproduce, and you say hurrhurr. They’ve been lying about the whole infection narrative to cause economic collapse. People killed themselves over this. Millions of families are economically destroyed. Domestic abuse skyrocketed. Think of the children!!!! Reeeee!!!!

[Anonymous No.23812766]

>>23812683
Nigger, racism is alive and well.

[Anonymous No.23812767]

>>23812723
81 shares is just going to make you feel sad when it does moon
then you start to think that $1K profit or whatever could have been $10K

honestly im thinking of selling like 500 shares and turning it all in April calls (i'll have around 1200 shares left over)

[Anonymous No.23812769]

>>23812745
NOT USING CLF TRANNY THREAD

[Anonymous No.23812773]

>>23812683
because that totally didn't happen in 2016

[Anonymous No.23812776]

>>23812761
>>23812761
>>23812761
>>23812761
>>23812761
new thread with copy pasta

[Anonymous No.23812778]

>>23812718
KEK

[Anonymous No.23812783]

>>23812632
this

[Anonymous No.23812786]

>>23812479
Biden won.

[Anonymous No.23812789]

>>23812718
The sad part is that Woods is actually a smart guy but his brain gets clouded by politics and shit

[Anonymous No.23812799]

>>23812710
seeing how much they are up to day i would almost say its too late

[Anonymous No.23812808]

>>23812702
Riots will continue and with further intensity. Get comfy and watch. Going to be a fun ride.

[Anonymous No.23812814]

>>23812742

[Anonymous No.23812818]

>>23812776
Did you really have to split it because of muh copypasta? literally 30 minutes without it would have killed you?

[Anonymous No.23812826]

>>23812818
yes, fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.23812832]

>>23812001
literally flipped the script, lmao

[Anonymous No.23812835]

>>23812818
yes, CLF man does it to be a jerk :\

[Anonymous No.23812846]

>>23812702
It's a UK company operating in the UK with massive government support, and the headlines here have been all about how the incoming Biden administration is going to be far less friendly to the UK then the outgoing Trump administration. It makes no sense they'd delay something like this just for the American election.

[Anonymous No.23812847]

>>23812718
When was this? I'm looking at his twitter now and am not see it.

[Anonymous No.23812849]

>>23812592
>make sure you hold various markets
make sure they aren't shit performers first. Besides no point in diversifying if they all ditch at the same time like in march

[Anonymous No.23812851]

>>23812001
i knew they would declare corona over after the election, mom's going to owe me an apology

[Anonymous No.23812852]

>>23812847
11/6, he deleted it

[Anonymous No.23812864]

>>23812826
>newfag
Apparently I've been here longer than you because I can function without the links for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.23812889]

>>23812852
>he deleted it
Why, there's nothing actually wrong with what e said.

[Anonymous No.23812897]

>>23812718
I just searched for this tweet and couldn’t find it. Weird. Fake + Gay = YOU

[Anonymous No.23813003]

>>23812767
I don’t dwell on what could have been and I don’t buy what I can’t afford to lose. I can take a small profit and be happy fren.

[Anonymous No.23813135]

>>23811800
Joe Biden isnt even in office yet and he got the vaccine to work already! Amazing!

[Anonymous No.23813493]

>>23812718
Is real life just family guy, now?

[Anonymous No.23813509]

I have a job interview tomorrow but I dont have nice shoes, if I polish up my old combat boots will they pass as dress shoes at a glance?!

[Anonymous No.23813528]

>>23813509
Can you spit shine?

[Anonymous No.23813549]

>>23813509
Just wear sneakers nigga
>If you wear army boots you just appear pathetic and poor