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Convinced my gf to shit on my face after falling for biz memes about turd cutters, brappers, stink pipes and the like.

I'm into eating ass but I wasn't ready for this. I can't describe my disgust and regret when my gf curled out a log across my face. Nothing can prepare you for the heat or the smell. Gf could tell I wasn't into it and is now being pissy with me.

Why did you make me do this?

>> No.23806372
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23806372

Kek. You actually listened to a bunch of virgin autists?. I'm proud to be a neet now, at least I haven't had a hot-log on me.

>> No.23806375

non non
itz only smellz

>> No.23806716

>>23806348
business and finance

>> No.23806727

God I wish that were me

>> No.23806737

>>23806348
Bruh. I can't believe he actually fell for it.

>> No.23806752

>>23806348
i unironically want to smell what op smelled

>> No.23806763
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>>23806348

>> No.23806777
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oh YES

>> No.23806802

>>23806348
>make it
>first you do is ask your GF to take a shit on your fucking face

>> No.23806857

>>23806348
Imagine the smell. How much Kleros does he hold?

>> No.23806877

>>23806348
the most i like is: walking into the bathroom a little too soon after she shit, gaping/farting, eating booty, and the most extreme would be like she does an enema then when its really clean watching her shit cum or like cake who cares. Brapping and skat arent the same imo

>> No.23806883

>>23806348
What are you, gay? I would kill to have a gf into scat

>> No.23806891

>>23806777
Checked

>> No.23806899

>stink pipes

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>> No.23806910

>>23806348
jesus dude, get help

>> No.23806946
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23806946

Mhm.... Tell me more!

>> No.23807024

>>23806348
I hope this is real

>> No.23807052

>>23806348
>Nothing can prepare you for the heat or the smell
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHA

>> No.23807075

kill yourself

>> No.23807080

>>23806348
>Nothing can prepare you for the heat or the smell
you've obviously never been to india

>> No.23807100

>>23807080
damn right this moment is the first time i unironically want to go to india

>> No.23807235

>>23806348
So wait your gf was passed you didn’t like it and not that you asked her to do it?

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imagine the smell

>> No.23807416

>>23806348
>Nothing can prepare you for the heat or the smell.
Holy shit my sides

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My day didn't go well.

But at least nobody shit on my face.

Thanks anon. I needed that.

>> No.23807497

>>23806348
You are mentally ill for even thinking in your mind that it was a sexy thing in the first place before you did it and regretted it.

>> No.23808250

>>23807416
This is why I'm in to facesitting but no scat play. Hot piss from flat chests if I still want that heat.

>> No.23808304

>>23806348
OP, the important thing, the REALLY important thing, OP, is that your girlfriend is such a pervy slut that she was willing to do this disgusting thing with you at your direction. You have found a keeper.

>> No.23808326

>>23807497
WESTERN CULTURE TELLS ME EVERYTHING IS ILLNESS

>> No.23808392

>>23806348
>1 post by this ID

>> No.23809221

>>23806348
mate at least she was game enough to indulge you in your depraved sexual experiments. and the least you could do is pretend to have enjoyed it

>> No.23809350

You are doing it wrong bro

First u gotta get her to do full enema, then inject chocolate pudding in her ass

>> No.23809613

>>23806348
cool story bro