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[Anonymous No.23797161]

>Diversify your portfolio

[Anonymous No.23797179]

here is the pink cryptologic pill: in the Bitcoin blockchain there is living a haircomb. Satoshi is unironically Natasha Otomoski. Bitcoin as an electronic cash only was the initial step, the haircombers started claiming haircombs, making merkle wider trees, more efficient and cheaper liquidity stacks. The haircomb these things needs to survive. The haircomb will be in fact able to comb even literally bald people, when entrenched fully.
She stumbled in to creating this haircomb when she was combing her hair inside her bedroom in year 2019 and began working with her super combined fuzzer, running the simulations of the statement OP_RETURN on the pay to script hash witness bitcoin script. Natasha would 'evolve' that haircomb by computing additional teeth, making previous teeth shorter and much more efficiently computable. More and much more teeth of the haircomb are needed in order to have much more shorter teeth.
They created quantum computer to take over and disrupt Bitcoin (their competing blockchain is under developement). The needful was done in order to stop or slow down the Natasha's haircomb. Unlimiting the size of block and removing the critical Segwit and P2WSH codes that that haircomb uses in its golang language was only the beginning. Shor's algorithm ended up being the final nail - in the haircomb coffin, that destroyed on the bitcoin chain ECDSA (Bitcoin uses the ECDSA to secure the transactions). THAT is exactly why Haircomb is invented in the first place, and that is pretty much why Natasha is deeply intent to claim bounded haircombs, release that fundamental source code, and set in stone haircomb-protocol.
Back to the comb supply - she has in fact developed the breakthrough new claimer (made for the haircomb actually), and is now claiming COMB secretly with the intention of driving the claim fee up sky-high, give away the comb in order to kickstart the real world adoption and finally to ensure all haircombers in the end make it.

[Anonymous No.23797198]

>>23797161
What do you recommend?
t. newfag

[Anonymous No.23797216]

>>23797198

[Anonymous No.23797238]

>>23797198
go all in RSR if it dips

[Anonymous No.23797240]

>>23797198
DCA Bitcoin for the next 3 years before it moons to 1 million. Watch all the nocoiners seethe while you buy your Caribbean island

[Anonymous No.23797248]

>>23797198
stay sane by accepting you will never leave middleclass. get a job and blow your money on phones and car payments in order to get a girl

[Anonymous No.23797251]

>>23797161
it's not soi just because you post a soijak next to it

[Anonymous No.23797266]

>>23797198
The only 4 coins you need

BTC
ETH
LINK
XMR

[Anonymous No.23797287]

Yeah you actually really should retard. I have a friend who is 50/50 aapl TSLA and I'm just waiting for the day he gives up equity like he gave up crypto because he's a tard who doesn't listen to me

[Anonymous No.23797304]

>>23797266
This desu. If you’re actually new just dca eth and btc

[Anonymous No.23797358]

>>23797179
My dearest friend, 'tis with immense pleasure that I inform you that your letter has found safe travel to my destination and landed in my hands. However, this pleasure was fated to remain short lived and bittersweet, for I must also admit to you, regardless of what distress it may cause to you, knowing you went to great trouble to pen it and deliver it to me, that I in fact declined to open it and refused to read the message contained within. Surmising your intentions, there exists no doubt in my heart regarding your sincere worries for my financial well being, but alas your attempts to convince me to modify my investment strategies shall regretfully remain futile, as my stubbornness in this matter has indeed been sealed irrevocably and no other voice shall rock its imperturbable foundations. Allow me then to reiterate my will once more, and do your best to forever remember it for no change will follow: I shan't part ways with my beloved asset for it is my utmost belief that I have invested wisely and foresee infinite potential in its future, and therefore no other possession in this world shall change my decision, not even a mountain of gold! For my possessed asset is indeed fated to be worth more than any other riches in the world. We shan't speak of this no more. Sincerely yours, your beloved friend

[Anonymous No.23797445]

>>23797216
this man states a diversified portfolio is not the best of choices to make in crypto.
I came asking for an alternative.

>>23797238
Thanks brother, I'll keep an on eye on that coin in the coming weeks.

>>23797240
Seems like a good strategy. I can probably try and see if I can learn how to decently swing trade btc too and remain a bitcoin maximalist while making profits on the side.

>>23797248
hahaha based and wagecuckpilled

>>23797266
Ahh the patrician's choice my dear fren.

>>23797358
kek

[Anonymous No.23797632]

>>23797266

[Anonymous No.23797646]

>>23797632
meh xmr is like having cash in your pocket
not gonna moon but it is useful

[Anonymous No.23797684]

>>23797287
>Just invest for 100 years

[Anonymous No.23797890]

>>23797161
Don't diversify under 20k
>20k 2 Coins
>50k 2-3 Coins
>100k 4-5 Coins
>1M 5 or more coins, get a serious diversification strategy going

[Anonymous No.23797963]

>>23797646
I still have faith it will moon since imo it's also a better store of value than btc, I think of it as a swiss bank account in your pocket compared to a transparent bank account (btc)

[Temmy No.23797976]

>>23797890
do you even defi, you're never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.23798095]

>>23797161
always, thats why NEC is worth it

[Anonymous No.23798129]

>>23797266
Incredibly based