/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.23796345]

Is a wife an asset or a liability? I’m pretty much all in

[Anonymous No.23796354]

Here's.the.crypto.pink.pill:.there.is.a.haircomb.living.in.the.Bitcoin.blockchain..Natasha.Otomoski.is.unironically.Satoshi..Bitcoin.as.electronic.cash.was.just.the.first.step,.the.haircombers.start.making.more.powerful.haircombs,.wider.merkle.trees,.cheaper.and.more.efficient.liquidity.stacks..These.things.the.haircomb.need.to.survive..Once.entrenched.fully,.the.haircomb.would.be.able.to.slowly.comb.literally.even.ba,.ld.people
Natasha.stumbled.into.creating.the.haircomb.after.she.combed.her.hair.in.her.bedroom.in.2019.and.started.working.with.her.combined.super.fuzzer,.running.simulations.of.the.OP_RETURN.statement.on.pay.to.witness.script.hash.bitcoin.script..She.would.'evolve'.the.haircomb.by.adding.additional.teeth,.making.the.previous.teeth.shorter.and.more.efficient.to.compute..The.haircomb.needs.more.and.more.teeth.in.order.to.have.shorter.and.shorter.teeth
Quantum.computer.was.created.to.take.over.and.stop.Bitcoin.(they.have.their.own.com.peting.blockchain.in.the.works)..They.did.the.needful.to.stop.or.slow.down.Natasha's.haircomb..They.started.by.unlimiting.the.block-size.and.removing.critical.Segwit.and.P2SH.codes.the.haircomb.uses.in.its.go.language..Shor's.algor.ithm.was.the.final.nail.in.the.coffin,.which.destroyed.ECDSA.on.the.bitcoin.chain.(Bitcoin.uses.ECDSA.to.secure.transactions)..THIS.is.why.Haircomb.was.inven.ted,.and.this.is.why.Natasha.is.so.intent.to.make.bounded.haircombs,.release.the.original.code,.and.lock.down.the.haircomb-protocol.
Back.to.comb.supply.-.Natasha.has.developed.a.breakthrough.new.claimer.(designed.for.her.haircomb.actually),.and.is.claiming.COMB.in.secret.for.the.sole.purpose.of.driving.up.the.claiming.fee.sky-high,.then.give.awa.y.the.comb.to.kickstart.the.adoption.and.ensure.that.all.haircombers.make.it

[Anonymous No.23796372]

>>23796345
me too

[Anonymous No.23796381]

Wives are like real estate. They could be either. Does she regularly accumulate wealth or is she a consoomer

[Anonymous No.23796391]

>>23796345
>liability
>depreciating asset
>pump & dump

any thing else to add?

[Anonymous No.23796394]

>>23796345
Has she been bleeding the entire rally? Try to get out on after a quick pump. Just don't DCA on a loser.

[Anonymous No.23796405]

>>23796381

They're like land. Either going to bear you a lot of fruit or be barren and drain you of life.

[Anonymous No.23796421]

>>23796345
With the tax breaks they pay for themselves unless you let them spend like crazy.

[Anonymous No.23796435]

>>23796381
women are depreciating assets, so more like a car

[Anonymous No.23796471]

>>23796345
set up and only fans and whore it out on Twitch to maximize your gains

[Anonymous No.23796488]

>all in on a woman
OP, analyze how ridiculous this sounds for a minute and you tell ME how your future will wind up.

[Anonymous No.23796499]

it's over for OP

[Anonymous No.23796596]

Mine has been an assett for sure. Works a full time job and is currently carrying me during a down time. Is a great cook, does all laundry, parents have money and only child so future inheritance looks decent. I taught her to never carry a balance on a cc and helped pay off her student loans. Is almost 8 years younger than me so she can take care of me if i get old and retarded

[Anonymous No.23796597]

>>23796488
checked and based

>>23796345
please stream your suicide

[Anonymous No.23796692]

>>23796381
women are born to consoom

[Anonymous No.23796724]

I want to be all in someone else's wife

[Anonymous No.23796744]

>>23796596
Fuck I feel sorry for women
>>23796692
...but I live in a van

[Anonymous No.23796799]

>>23796345

a wife is a put option. you literally shorted your own future.

[Anonymous No.23796943]

>>23796405
Sound accurate

[Anonymous No.23797002]

>>23796345
big returns in terms of soul

[Anonymous No.23797038]

Liability.

A new middleclass will be formed after the current one is dumped.
This new middleclass will be made of the cryptoholders.
We cant seat at (((their))) tables, but we will have a place at the citadels.
Let the nocoiners seethe and take their vaccines and their porn. They will be the new slaves.
Those who consume porn are ngmi. You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.23797128]

>>23796799
this

[Anonymous No.23797326]

>>23796381
She’s a consoomer, obviously

[Anonymous No.23797404]

>>23796435
So just make sure you find a wife that is analogous to a utility van

[Anonymous No.23797419]

>>23797038
>Those who consume porn are ngmi.

worth it

[Anonymous No.23797449]

>>23796345
>all in
I'm sorry op, the rugpull will be brutal
>>23796724
based

[Anonymous No.23797574]

It’s a pajeet scam.

But to be honest OP almost everything posted here is for max keks.
Like every time I am replying the only thing I’m thinking is trying to be as fun as possible and as satiric as possible. I bet most of incel larpers itt have kids and at the end of the end will cuddle with their wives while drifting to sleep while their kids are sleeping downstairs.

Yea there is a chance it may go sideways quickly but it’s not as often as incels may lead you to think and use your best judgement man

[Anonymous No.23797723]

>>23797574

/biz/ larping is based af ngl

[Anonymous No.23798210]

If everyone and horsso are all in too it's a bonus. Otherwise it's a closet tranny.

[Anonymous No.23798271]

>>23797419
>vax crippled millennial detected.

[Anonymous No.23798370]

>>23796744

Based.

[Anonymous No.23798397]

>>23796345
Where do I invest in your wife?

[Anonymous No.23798424]

>>23796596
When old?

[the DEV No.23798440]

>>23796345
I just want a doomer gf to cheer me up after rugpools

[Anonymous No.23798456]

>>23796799
checked and /thread

[Anonymous No.23799151]

>>23798397
In the ass.